Little Pieces Of Paper With "No" Written On Them

I CAN TALK WITH MY EYES SHUT

hypersexuality 

Xio: GIRL… I just fucked someone’s dad bro

Girl1: HUH? Xio it’s fucking 3 o clock in the morning and you have dick in your mouth like it’s a pacifier already?

Xio: Alright not too much now

Girl1: bitch you have a real fucking problem and I know you didn’t wear a condom so you better get tested you fucking whore 

Let’s cut the formalities
I need some dick to help me sleep
Ignore my compulsivity
I need some dick inside of me

I hit my world record this week
I got no dick for like 3 weeks
Now I just lied it was 3 days
only happy when I get laid

I fucked my boyfriend then his dad
I feel no guilt nor am I sad
Just as long as I get my nut
Wait don’t put that shit in my butt (OW what the FUCK)

I eat big dick when I am sad
My problems come right from my dad
My mother thinks that I’m a whore 
Now I fuck dick until I’m sore 

I feel no control over myself
But I control how much dick I put in my mouth

HAHAHA
I just love this much male attention
Basing my self worth on how much dick I can bring in, 
I mean it’s only a problem if i don’t wear a condom

I don’t need green eggs and ham
No you can’t stay for breakfast
I have no real need for men
Unless it’s what’s in his pants

Some people think this is sad
But again blame my dad
Sleeping with men twice my age
Isn’t the smartest okay?


But he has money and I plan to marry rich anyways (doesn’t really matter)

Excuse me sir I must confess
This is something I should address
I told you I was a virgin
But I lied and found your address

You have a secret wife and kids
I hate when niggas keep this
How do I find myself in this
Fucked up situationship

HYPERSEXUALITY AND DILFS (PROD. ROSEWTR)

Lana Del Rey - Come With Me (Unreleased)

Fine China - Lana Del Rey FINAL VERSION (Unreleased)

Gangsta Boy - Lana Del Rey

Match Made in Heaven

Yummy

Yummy (Righteous Remix)

So my niggas bitching talking about go back in the kitchen
Instead of beating his ass, I shut up and listen
He said my duty as a woman is to come home and bake, 
So can have something made when he gets off the game
then I said “okay”
I said “ all right bet”
So then I went in the kitchen and then I cooked up some meth
So here’s the lesson today
So you can be set
I’m gonna get in this kitchen 
And Teach you how to make meth
And teach you how to make meth
You’re gonna take the cold medicine and extract the pseudoephedrine
Gonna mix the iodine with some shit that is flammable 
He wanna stay at home wife, but can’t afford a table
And teach you how to make meth
Teach you how to make meth
He want a stay at home wife but can’t afford a bed
And don’t forget you need to have the sulfuric acid
And if you did the shit right it should smell like burnt plastic

Hes in the living room chair asking why it’s taking so long
Well damn my nigga I’m just cutting it with fentanyl 
He has the nerve to ask what I bring to the table
And got mad when I put down some drugs that are fatal
And now he on some bullshit about weaponized incompetence 
Time to burn and crystallize it; 
don’t forget your mask
This is like an episode of breaking bad
I’m hoping after this shit that he will break my back
Now he coming in the kitchen and he all mad
Screaming yelling and hollering “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT”
“What do you mean my nigga? I’m doing what you asked??”
Not run to the store and get some tiny Ziploc bags

HOUSEWIFE FROM HELL: WEAPONIZED INCOMPETENCE

exhausting (demo)

I Told this nigga order pizza
It’s been 30 minutes
Then I found him on the phone curled up in the kitchen
He babe I’m on the phone I decided dominos
I looked him dead in eyes, he thinks I’m a dumb hoe
“You think I’m a dumb hoe?”
“I don’t even like dominos”
“Fuck you mean the pizza got a gun?” (What)
“Only strap I got goes in buns” (niggas take it up the asshole)

“Officer this man clearly got schizophrenia”
“He didn’t take his meds how he got hypomania”
“We go through this shit like every other week”
“He’s going on like 3 days no sleep”

I hung up on the phone put the gun in his face
Look him dead in the eyes told him “nigga know your place”
“I’m sad yo daddy sperm cell had to win the race”
“And your mom and your dad think that you’re a disgrace”
“B-better fix your face or I will blow out your brains”
“Matter fact why don’t you go fix me a plate” 
“And don’t try nothing funny cause I threw the drugs away”
“Nah I lied I did them all so don’t piss me off today”
“R-remember when your mother said to lie to CPS?”
“when the cops pull up you better act your fucking best”

“You better stop fucking crying imma count to three”

“Just accept the fact that you are never gonna leave”

“I’m the bitch putting all those clothes on your back”

“Better wipe them tears nigga fix that fucking act”

“Hello officer how are you doing today?

“Is everything good”

“Yeah we’re okay!”

HOUSEWIFE FROM HELL EP 2: “Yes The Pizza Has A Gun”

lyrics:
i go atving
i can turn a party out of every night
i still talk to jesus, yes
but i still call up psychics when i need advice
i still fly commercial
you need an autograph? shit, i don't mind
if you want the secret to success
i suggest showing up in a ross dress

i got 57.5 million listeners on spotify
roger miller, made him laugh
i guess some folks still like to cry
i ain't got a man but maybe one of them is a fan of mine
in that 57.5 million listeners on spotify

i hate everybody
lately, feels like everybody's loving me
kinda feels like sugar
sprinkled on the same wound they cut too deep
doesn't really matter (ooh)
they mind their own business, and i'll mind mine
if you want the secret to success
i suggest stop tryna hit it big time

i've got 57.5 million listeners on spotify
roger miller, made him laugh
i guess some folks still like to cry
i ain't got a man but maybe one of them is a fan of mine
in that 57.5 million listeners on spotify

ooh, ooh
round 'em up, round 'em up, they want the spotlight
ooh, ooh
round 'em up, round 'em up, they want the spotlight
lasso, lasso

i kissed morgan wallen
i guess kissing me kind of went to his head
if you want my secret to success
i suggest don't go atving with him when you're out west
(tennessee, look at me)

i got 57.5 million listeners on spotify
roger miller, made him laugh
i guess some folks still like to cry
now i got a man, he really wasn't a fan of mine
and that 57.5 million listeners on spotify

ooh, ooh
round 'em up, round 'em up, they want the spotlight
ooh, ooh
round 'em up, round 'em up, they want the spotlight
lasso, lasso

exhausting (demo)

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