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Ineffable Podfics

Rating: Explicit
Link to Original Text: https://archiveofourown.org/works/53068954/chapters/134268547
Summary: In the hallowed halls of Eden University, professors Aziraphale Eastgate and Anthony Crowley share a desk but have nothing else in common—except for their knack for outwitting each other with escalating pranks that have the entire faculty taking sides. When the university president, in a desperate bid to restore peace, mandates a team-building retreat, the adversaries find themselves reluctantly sharing a room, and sparks fly.

Crowley can't stand the pompous, irksome Dr. Eastgate, and the feeling appears to be mutual, yet they can't seem to keep their hands off each other.

The Shared Desk Dilemma

Chapter 6: Using our Powers for Good

A Good Omens Podfic based on the lovely work of NaroMoreau
https://archiveofourown.org/works/35215504

Rating: E
(Content Warning: Therapeutic Orgy, Multiples)

Indulge Me

A Post S2 Ineffable Husbands Fix-it, written and read by yours truly!

A nice and accurate prophecy of the season following the parting ways of an angel and his demon—if such an Ineffable Plan were written by a benevolent God…

In this tale, the Second Coming looms large. As the effort to thwart Heaven’s wiles is complicated by unexpected friends, a guileful Metatron, and a Heavenly floor full of the Blessed Dead—Aziraphale and Crowley find that navigating their relationship is not mutually exclusive from saving the world from Armageddon.

There is an outcome where the nightingales sing in Berkeley Square. The angels just need each other—and maybe a little help—to find it.

Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/50067139/chapters/126426925 
Rating: T (for intimacy)
Cover art by DaneeCastle
Music by PaperclipNinja

The Season of Nightingales - Ch 1

Podfic submitted for the 2025 Fandom Trumps Hate auction. 

A Good Omens Podfic based on the fic of the same name by NooRose93, wherein a fallen Starmaker rescues an injured angel adrift in the cosmos. Both reeling with the reality of their new universe, they shelter together beneath the starlight.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/64413499

Rating: E
(Content Warning: Monsterfucking, Naga Crowley, Size Difference, Mild Blood)
Music by Harald from Pixabay

The World Between Worlds

In which people keep mistaking Crowley and Aziraphale for a couple, and Aziraphale starts to wonder if there might be something to it.

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i'd like for you and i to go romancing

Rating:  Explicit
Original Text:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/19874908
Summary:  He hadn’t expected a sudden lapful of angel.
“Very sorry about this,” Aziraphale said, and kissed him.

Music: Highlands by Michael Levine, Bijan Olia and Charles Sicouri

You, Soft and Only

You, Soft and Only by thehoyden

Crowley didn't look up immediately when he heard the shop door open; he was just in the middle of finishing off a complicated bouquet, and the blasted ribbon was being difficult about things.

"Just a sec," he said, scowling as the end slipped away from him again.

There was a pause. And then a voice, softly, "There you are."

Pray for Us, Icarus

Flowers for Anthony - Part 1 Pray For Us, Icarus

Crowley had never believed in... well, in much of anything, to be honest. Certainly not in anything so woolly as destiny. Or any other force, cosmic or divine or otherwise, that could bring people together because their lives were meant to intersect.

And yet here he was, walking past the same bookshop for the third time this week.

AU. Sequel to 'Flowers for Anthony'. Crowley can't quite let it go, even though he doesn't really understand what 'it' is.

Who Pluck'd Thee From Thy Stalk - Part 2 Pray For Us, Icarus

AU. Aziraphale should have known better. From the very start, he should have known better. But he just keeps making the same mistakes, and it isn't only him who has to pay for them.

Sequel to "Flowers for Anthony" and "Who Pluck'd Thee From Thy Stalk", multi-chapter, Aziraphale POV on what's been going on.

Like A Sunless Garden - Part 3 Pray For Us, Icarus

He couldn't explain it, just like he couldn't explain the intensity of all his reactions to Aziraphale, couldn't explain the pull he felt, like gravity, like grace, like words on the tip of his tongue, like a memory that wouldn't quite come into focus.

AU, series. Aziraphale comes back. Crowley tries not to go too fast. And not to think too hard about his dreams...

Herein a Blossom Lies - Part 4 Pray For Us, Icarus

Summary: In which temptations are accomplished, grand romantic gestures are made, and two ineffable co-stars only take four seasons of an award-winning television program to realise they’re on their own side (at last, at last.)
Rating: Explicit
Original Text: archiveofourown.org/works/20395261/…apters/48375457
Music: Riding At Dawn by Luke Richards

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