The Louvre Museum in Paris is planning to host the celebrated Winter Fabergé Egg for its winter exhibition - quite the feat as it has not been on public display since 2002. However there is a snag: whispers of a world-renowned master-thief with his eyes set on the valuable prize. The curator has asked the famous Sherlock Holmes to consult on security, but the detective needs a lot of convincing: he is after all a bit busy with trying to woo a certain clueless ex-army doctor…

At the same time, John is attempting to balance work, missing Rosie who is off on her gap year, a volunteer gig at a local London orphanage, and seething jealousy upon the arrival of an apparent old friend of Sherlock’s. Attempting to foil the heist of the century while remaining friendly and objective might just be a step too far...

A Christmas crime caper packed full of misdirection, miscommunication and mistletoe, set against the romantic backdrop of London and Paris in the winter. Thrown into all this, will our two idiots finally manage to see what has been right in front of them all along?

Written by: ohlooktheresabee (@ ohlooktheresabee on Tumblr and A03)
Narrated by: ohlooktheresabee
Music by: Randomwordsonpaper
Coverart by: alifetimeaheadtoprovethat

Consulting For Christmas Part 1 Of 3 (Narrated by Ohlooktheresabee)

Rating: Explicit
Original Text: https://archiveofourown.org/works/2659472/chapters/5943698
Summary: ...Watson had at that time deserted me for a wife, the only selfish action which I can recall in our association. I was alone.  
---Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Adventure of the Blanched Soldier
Music: New Constellations by Ceiri Torjussen

The Case of the Green Gown

Chapter 5 MCU podfic

Sneeze Disease

This is the recording of my GOAD Smut War fic of the same title.  Text can be found on my Ao3 here:

The Accidental Voyeur

Rating: Explicit
Link to Original Text: https://archiveofourown.org/works/45860650/chapters/115417708
Summary: They say that you should never meet your celebrity crush. Especially when you know what an absolute bastard he is. So, of course, Anthony J. Crowley's participation in a queer adaptation of Pride and Prejudice for Pride Month has nothing to do with the involvement of A-lister A.Z. Fell. Crowley is only doing it so he has some gossip for his column. He didn't mean to get cast as Lizzy Bennet, he certainly didn't mean to be acting opposite Fell's Mr Darcy.

And to make matters worse, Fell keeps staring at him...

Pride Month and Prejudice

Chapter 2: Unwelcome Invitation

John Watson was a doctor, trained to observe details; a fact Sherlock had never been more aware of than when a drugged John’s lifesaving instructions were based on an unlabeled syringe and an unconscious murder suspect’s body.
Rated: Teen and Up
Original Text: http://archiveofourown.org/works/404409/chapters/666920?show_comments=true&view_full_work=false#comment_99342396

Very Good Indeed

Very Good Indeed by stillwaters01

Summary:  This is the sequel to The Adventure of the Consulting Corpse. It's a serial with short plot arcs and long characterisation arcs. It follows John and Sherlock through the development of their relationship.
Rating: Explicit
Original Text:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/691284?view_full_work=true#main

The Only One in the World

41-50

Original Text:  https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/31438434
Rating:  Mature
Music: Lively Innocence by Tim Garland

The Perils of Pair Bonding

Fluff

Rating: Teen and Up
Summary: The world had failed to end over a year ago, and Heaven and Hell hadn't so much as looked sideways at them since the kidnapping. As they had taken six thousand years to plan the apocalypse, and their first move against Crowley and Aziraphale had failed so miserably, the duo had assumed they had more than a little bit of time to relax before they had to start watching their backs again. Crowley had moved his flat into the upstairs of the bookshop – quite literally, much to Aziraphale's dismay to find one afternoon – and life had continued on exactly the way it shouldn't have: happily.
Unfortunately, the ever after part proves trickier after only a year.
Original Text:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/20320441/chapters/48177760#workskin
Music:  Serious Business by Patrick Hawes

In All Things, Balance

In All Things, Balance 2

Coffeemaking for Dummies

Based in Queensland, Australia
email: Podfixx@gmail.com
Formerly recording under the name Lockedinjohnlock, the change to Podfixx facilitated and reflected a broadening of interests!