The part with the rat always makes me think of the R.O.U.S.es from The Princess Bride. And I love it. 

Rated: Explicit
Original Text:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/1730300/chapters/3689645
AO3 🧡:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/11921412/chapters/26941389
Everyone thinks that they're a couple, but Sherlock's self-sexual and John's straight, so they're never going to fall in love, are they? Even if neither of them can imagine life without the other.
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Sherlock hadn’t been in the least bit cold, but he felt warm through and through when John snuggled in beside him. He wondered idly if they could stay like this forever; cuddled up in front of the fire with nothing more complex to solve than the mystery of the box in John’s pocket. “You said that had a present for me,” he murmured with his lips almost touching John’s earlobe.

“A small present,” cautioned John. He reached into his dressing gown and drew out a flat box wrapped in unadorned royal blue tissue paper. “Still it’s the thought that counts.”

Sherlock arched an eyebrow. “And what thought was that?"
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A unconventional romance with lots of emotion and quite a bit of sex...
Music:  Optimistic by Patrick Hawkes

Perpetual Motion **EXPLICIT**

Fandom: Sherlock Holmes
Rating: Explicit
Summary: John Watson thinks he's Very Bad at Relationships.
Sherlock Holmes dreams of wandering around his entorhinal cortex.
Original Text: https://archiveofourown.org/works/30980021
🧡on AO3:
Music:  Cirrus by Bob Bradley and Christopher Wonfor

The Beauty of Broken Edges

Fandom: Sherlock Holmes
Rating: Teen and Up
Original Text: https://archiveofourown.org/works/203017
Summary: The eighth time Sherlock proposed to John, it was on a Thursday afternoon in the middle of a Tesco. And like the seven times before, he got rejected.
Music: High Jinks by Philip Guyler

The Love Song of Two Idiots

Fandom: Sherlock Holmes
Summary: John might not be a master of deduction, but as he likes to remind Sherlock on the regular, he’s no idiot either. There is what the world thinks of Sherlock, and then there is what John really knows.
Well, most of the time. There's always something.
Or, five things John Watson knows for sure about Sherlock Holmes and one thing he completely misses.
Original Text: https://archiveofourown.org/works/27649865
🧡on AO3:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/35585695
Music: Ephemeris by Jodie Jenkins

Never Trust to General Impressions

Never Trust to General Impressions by thetimemoves

Fandom: Sherlock Holmes
Summary: A bit of a fic for Red Pants Monday. Said pants aren't the star of the show, but they do make a nice catalyst.
Sherlock attempts to be a good friend to John during a difficult time. It goes about as well as you'd think, at least until the kissing starts.
Original Text: https://archiveofourown.org/works/985880#main
🧡 on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/140598220
Music: Classic Ecstatic by Tim Garland

How to Miss a Train

How to Miss a Train *Explicit*

A Sherlock Holmes fic by Berty
Rated: Teen and Up
Summary: After five months of silence, John asks Sherlock to meet him for a coffee. Five months of learning to live completely without John has been harder than he could have imagined but the lure of seeing his friend once more is too much to pass up.
Original Text: https://archiveofourown.org/works/34621897#main
🧡 on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/61570270
Music: Fragile Discoveries by Philip Guyler

This Time

This Time by Berty

A Sherlock Holmes Story
Rating: Mature
Summary: “People would talk,” he tries, repurposing an old line, a shortcut to a recurring theme in their lives.
“They do little else.” John dutifully completes the circuit with a sigh. “Sherlock,” he continues haltingly, eyes falling back to his hands as he considers his words. “Would they be wrong, though, really?”
Original text: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54259006/chapters/137407714
🧡 on AO3:
Music: In The Breeze by Patrick Hawes

Tapestry

something right

time and time again

with both hands

let them

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Rating: Mature
Summary: Sherlock isn't really sure why John wants to shag him, but he's certain that if he's careful to behave properly about it, John can be persuaded to keep doing it.

In other news, John is a good boyfriend and Sherlock is an idiot.
Text:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/1031893

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