I love listening to this on Valentine’s Day 💗 its so lovely

You always pick the best stories to podfic 😍 i seriously grinned from start to finish. What a valentines gift you have given us with this one!

it was already so funny when I read it but with your voice OMG I lol in the Tube :) Fic writer goal: have one of my story read by your wonderful voice 

Fandom: Good Omens
Rating: Teen and Up
Summary: After the Notapocalypse, Aziraphale's almost a different angel. He's happy. He's relaxed. He's confident. People notice.
Crowley notices them noticing, and he's not happy about it.
Original Text: https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/83062813
Music:  Hopscotch By Fifths by Joe Kraemer

Looking Good, Mr Fell

Rating: Explicit
Original Text: http://archiveofourown.org/works/7263019
Original Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77R1Wp6Y_5Y
Summary:  What am I doing? he wondered. The answer came back at once: 
Flirting.
He sank deeper into the pillows, let the mist and blur of the wine settle around him, let it shore up his nerves and dim the warning signals that flashed dully in the back of his mind. He let the rest of the disappointment about Lucy and his strange accommodations and about the weekend as a whole fade into obscurity. He let the vital, missing piece snap into place as surely and as cleanly as if it had always been there.
He was flirting with Sherlock Holmes.

A Brand of Gold by Aquabelacqua

Summary:  Sherlock, a long-time sufferer of insomnia, is forced to share a bed with John at a hotel while on a case. To his astonishment, he finds that spending the night next to John helps him sleep and becomes determined to maneuver himself back into John's bed.
Rating: Teen and Up
Music: Sleepy Joe by Paul Mottram

A Terrific Soporific

Rating: Mature
Summary: Sherlock isn't really sure why John wants to shag him, but he's certain that if he's careful to behave properly about it, John can be persuaded to keep doing it.

In other news, John is a good boyfriend and Sherlock is an idiot.
Text:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/1031893

Acceptable Behaviour 

How to Give Your Boyfriend

Rating: Explicit
Original Text: https://archiveofourown.org/works/19810837
Summary: Crowley couldn’t quite recall how he came to find himself in this exact scenario. He asked himself what he could possibly have done in all his many many many many years to deserve to be burning as he was just now. Then he took a mental tally and silently agreed that perhaps he’d been a bit of a bastard and deserved this.

What this was, was Aziraphale asking him if he’d ever masturbated before.

Music: Doing Stuff by David Kelly

An Angel's Temptation

Rated: Mature
Original Text: https://archiveofourown.org/works/19181752
Summary: It turns out that, despite six thousand years of unresolved sexual tension, Aziraphale and Crowley aren't actually any good at having sex.

Music: Presto Overture Arr. Julian Gallant, Jeff Meegan and David Tobin

Fireworks

Rating: Explicit
Summary: Naturally, John was startled when suddenly the ultimate solution occurred to him: Marriage. This was, of course, a bit of a fundamental problem rather than an actual solution. One didn't simply use the words “Sherlock” and “marriage” within the same sentence. Not even in a hypothetical context.
(Five times John kind of wanted to propose to Sherlock, and one time he didn’t have to.)
Original Text:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/3328727/chapters/7948449#workskin
Music: Gleam Of Light 2 by Keith Beauvais and Dave James

About Sleep and Coffee and the Existence of Fate

1 Long Legs in Copenhagen

Rating:  Explicit
Original Text:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/20598830
Summary:  Crowley’s eyes flutter shut and he pictures that it’s Aziraphale’s hand in his hair. Imagines that Aziraphale is there with him, touching his curls and his chest. Crowley drags his fingers through the downy hair smattering his chest, then continues down, grazing over the slightly concave curve of his stomach and past his belly button. Stopping at the elastic waistband of his boxers— designer, of course, Versace, and the only clothing he still has on— fingers dipping beneath the fabric but not yet committing. Teasing.
He lets out a shuddery breath, eyelids fluttering against his cheek.
Crowley doesn’t give in to the aching desire to make that commitment yet. Instead he pulls his fingers from the waistband and lets his hand float back up his body to settle against his chest once more.
He pinches a nipple. Rolls it between his fingers. Stutters out another hot breath. His hips twitch.
Aziraphale’s name sits hot and heavy on the back of his tongue.
Music:  Soho Sleaze by Chris Warner

Imagine Being Loved By Me

Rated: Explicit
Summary:  Good Omens. In which there is a drunken morning after, but unfortunately no one can remember the night before.
Original Text:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/22834984#main

Morning Has Broken

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