Water/line chapter 1

“Out of Control” by parrlen (OFMD)
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: Stede bought a new toy that turned out to be defective, and he needs Ed's help to get it out ;)
Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/44068530
Author’s Tags:
Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Sex Toys, Butt Plugs, Vibrators, Misunderstandings, Coming In Pants, Coming Untouched, Overstimulation, Multiple Orgasms, Love Confessions, First Kiss, First Time, Soft Dom Blackbeard | Edward Teach, brat stede Bonnet, Dirty Talk, Breathplay, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Riding, Idiots in Love, Stede Bonnet has had a very hard day, Suspension of disbelief was invented for this reason, Author is Open to Hearing about Dead Batteries, EBPU, Extended Butt Plug Universe, Fluff and Smut

The Intro/Outro is “Out of Control” by She Wants Revenge. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/6gwJm7LgsaHdd3CWi4K8e8?si=f46ff8865ba34185

"Out Of Control" by parrlen (OFMD)

Ok! so this chapter is very E rated...(silly announcer voice) "Including but not limited to": no just kidding... including a bit of spanking, oral sex, rimming, anal fingering and anal sex. Once the E section begins it really continues through the chapter, but... I don't know how to say this.... the approach is very romantic.
Ed keeps getting into his feelings and thinking about how much he loves Stede and how Stede's love for him is changing Ed by helping him to see himself as worthy of love.
I think if you skip the E material, you will miss some really important things for Ed's character... If you would like any time stamps for when the different physical stuff fades and gets into Ed's head, please ask and I will try to figure out where to put those time markers

12 The Angriest Chicken In The Apothacary By Ignisentis

Edward Teach works at an aquarium that has a new gimmick: they're auditioning swimmers to perform in a live mermaid show. He thinks it's pretty silly.

Until he meets auditioner Stede Bonnet.....

I ADORE this super cute fic, it's just lovely sweet fluff! 
https://archiveofourown.org/works/46184611

Cover art by punnybunnydoodles (instagram)

#ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #podfic

Part-time Mermaid by shieldmaidenofmithrilhall

In our previous chapter Stede and Ed bump into each other again and things get just a little heated before Stede panics and bolts. So now we have them one week, and an obscene amount of texts, later to see what happens.

Fluff. So much sweet fluff.

I adore this fic so much! Please go and show your appreciation to  KalansPhantom 

https://archiveofourown.org/works/56915002/chapters/146336599#workskin

Don’t Panic (Chapter Four) by KalansPhantom

A Sherlock Holmes Story
Rating: Mature
Summary: “People would talk,” he tries, repurposing an old line, a shortcut to a recurring theme in their lives.
“They do little else.” John dutifully completes the circuit with a sigh. “Sherlock,” he continues haltingly, eyes falling back to his hands as he considers his words. “Would they be wrong, though, really?”
Original text: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54259006/chapters/137407714
🧡 on AO3:
Music: In The Breeze by Patrick Hawes

ANW3955 - Piano: Ripples Of Joy

In The Breeze

A T-Rated Good Omens Podfic based on the fic of the same name, wherein two gal pals in 1950s New York City have a night on the town. (f/f, AU)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57852931

Tavern On The Green

An Expilcit Good Omens Podfic based on the fic of the same name by polycakes!
Summary: When Aziraphale and Crowley’s love life gets a little stale, they decide to spice things up with a sexy phone call. Turns out, communication isn’t their strong suit.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52581016

An Ode To Eclairs (Part 1 Of Polycakes)

A Good Omens Podfic based on my fic of the same name. A reversed AU in which a demon and an angel explore the forbidden treasures of the heart, mind, body, and soul—before doomsday lays waste to their sanctuary.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/60212167/chapters/153648886

Rating: E
(Content Warning: Allusions to past dubcon due to power structure, vampirism)

Unhallowed Providence - Chapter 1

Summary:  He'd promised himself he'd do it before Christmas, because otherwise Mummy WILL ask, probably in front of John.
Rating: General Audience
Original Text: https://archiveofourown.org/works/12148338
Music: Building The Vision by Andrew Skeet

Impossible Things

With Sherrinford but a distant memory, Christmas season approaches and John Watson is not in the mood. His friend and flatmate Sherlock disappears for a week, leaving him behind again, and John doesn’t think that things can get any worse. However, with a little help from their friends, he might finally start seeing the reasons to enjoy this Christmas after all...

Combining all the feels, all the fluff, two clueless pining idiots who can’t communicate, a dash of parentlock, a sprinkling of lovesick angst (awww) and what do we get? A Christmassy one-shot to warm your heart - plus a bonus recipe for the perfect hot chocolate!

Written and narrated by: ohlooktheresabee 
(@ ohlooktheresabee on Tumblr, ohlooktheresabee on AO3)
You can read this work on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/27829336

Hot Chocolate (Narrated by Ohlooktheresabee)

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Impossible Things

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