The Louvre Museum in Paris is planning to host the celebrated Winter Fabergé Egg for its winter exhibition - quite the feat as it has not been on public display since 2002. However there is a snag: whispers of a world-renowned master-thief with his eyes set on the valuable prize. The curator has asked the famous Sherlock Holmes to consult on security, but the detective needs a lot of convincing: he is after all a bit busy with trying to woo a certain clueless ex-army doctor…

At the same time, John is attempting to balance work, missing Rosie who is off on her gap year, a volunteer gig at a local London orphanage, and seething jealousy upon the arrival of an apparent old friend of Sherlock’s. Attempting to foil the heist of the century while remaining friendly and objective might just be a step too far...

A Christmas crime caper packed full of misdirection, miscommunication and mistletoe, set against the romantic backdrop of London and Paris in the winter. Thrown into all this, will our two idiots finally manage to see what has been right in front of them all along?

Written by: ohlooktheresabee (@ ohlooktheresabee on Tumblr and A03)
Narrated by: ohlooktheresabee
Music by: Randomwordsonpaper
Coverart by: alifetimeaheadtoprovethat

Consulting For Christmas Part 1 Of 3 (Narrated by Ohlooktheresabee)

Fandom: Good Omens
Rating: Mature
Summary: Crowley finds a paperback from the 60's in the back of Aziraphale's bookshop, and decides to prepare a surprise for his angel. Matters get out of hand.
Original text: https://archiveofourown.org/works/31523255
🧡on AO3:
Music: Cautiously Optimistic by Igor Dvorkin; Duncan Pittock; Ellie Kidd

Room for Dessert

Podfic of oatmilktruther's  "Anything We Want"

find oatmilktruther here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48786949

find SD_Ryan here: archiveofourown.org/users/SD_Ryan

[podfic] Anything We Want

This is the recording of my GOAD Smut War fic of the same title.  Text can be found on my Ao3 here:

The Accidental Voyeur

Rated: Explicit
Original Text: https://archiveofourown.org/works/53788873
Summary: Aziraphale and Crowley are colleagues at a webzine, both harboring secret feelings for each other. Aziraphale is the compassionate advice columnist, while Crowley writes about music with a rebellious flair.
As Valentine's Day approaches, Crowley, unable to confess his love directly, anonymously seeks Aziraphale's counsel on revealing his feelings for a co-worker.
Little does Crowley know, Aziraphale recognizes his writing. But he doesn't recognize who Crowley's love interest is, thinking it has to be the supermodel-handsome Luke Morgen, the webzine's graphic designer.
Crowley couldn't possibly be interested in Aziraphale.
Could he?

Read Between The Lines

3 Hold My Hand And We're Halfway There

Podfic for Dough by CemeteryAngel725

Link to original story: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54868210

Cover art by CemeteryAngel725

Dough

Reading of SilentAura's Best of Three
Rated: Explicit

Podfic Best Of Three Ch 1

Reading of Beautiful Fiction's To Light Another's Path
Rating Explicit

To Light Another's Path by Beautiful Fiction Ch 9

For links to all contributors, go to https://archiveofourown.org/works/22312699/chapters/53295400#workskin

Crown of Thorns

1 A Better Place

You Don't Spell It... You Feel It

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Formerly recording under the name Lockedinjohnlock, the change to Podfixx facilitated and reflected a broadening of interests!