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Rated:  Explicit
Summary:  God should not have built them with such discrepancy, made them need for love, and long for wholeness, then left them to their own devices.
Original Text:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/19307449#main\
🧡 on AO3:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/24856411

The Lightness of You by Rend_Herring

good omen fics

Various readings by assorted authors
Rating Explicit

Single Chapter Stories

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A Thousand Words

Near Miss by theimprobable1

Stating The Obvious

Supernova

Sample reading of Narelle M Harris's The Adventures of a Colonial Boy
Rating G 

Sample: The Adventure Of The Colonial Boy by Narrelle M Harris

coloursflyaway was nice enough to let me turn their amazing work into a podfic. It was of my favourites in the fandom and I hope you enjoy getting to listen to it aloud as much as I enjoyed reading it

Fall On Me

Summary:  They'd given it a go once. Ages ago. And they'd both agreed it wasn't for them.
Rating:  General Audiences
Original Text:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/19201975
Music:  Flight As A Feather by Simon Porter

i know i've kissed you before (but i didn't do it right)

Summary:  Soft Crowley thinking about his Angel Aziraphale in the wake of the Apocalypse that wasn’t, while talking to his plants.

“I told myself if it was all still here by now, I’d do it,” Crowley said to a quaking fiddleleaf fig.

“And now, well... it’s now,” he said as he knelt and flicked the tips of a timid Sansevieria, “and that means I’m gonna have to talk to him, and I’m gonna have to tell him.”

Rating: Teen and Up
Original Text:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/19095055/chapters/45367003
Music: Wondrous Worlds by Paul Mottram

Talking to the Plants

Chapter 2

Chapter 1

Summary: The first time Crawley meets the angel, the celestial being is twisting its shining white robe in its fingers and looking wretched. It hardly spares him a glance as he shifts from snake to human, and Crawley is a touch put-out. It’s taken some practice to be able to do it so fluidly.
A story of Crowley's thoughts about Aziraphale, from the Beginning to the present day.
And also of temptation, and want, and whether - for a Fallen Angel - redemption is possible after all.
Rated: Explicit
Original Text:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/19345675/chapters/46022983
Music: Akashic Memory by Jason Rebello

Long is the Way and Hard

Long is the Way and Hard ch 6-8

Rating: Explicit
Original Text: https://archiveofourown.org/works/19810837
Summary: Crowley couldn’t quite recall how he came to find himself in this exact scenario. He asked himself what he could possibly have done in all his many many many many years to deserve to be burning as he was just now. Then he took a mental tally and silently agreed that perhaps he’d been a bit of a bastard and deserved this.

What this was, was Aziraphale asking him if he’d ever masturbated before.

Music: Doing Stuff by David Kelly

An Angel's Temptation

Rating:  Explicit
Original Text:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/19874908
Summary:  He hadn’t expected a sudden lapful of angel.
“Very sorry about this,” Aziraphale said, and kissed him.

Music: Highlands by Michael Levine, Bijan Olia and Charles Sicouri

You, Soft and Only

You, Soft and Only by thehoyden

The Waiting Seems Eternity

The podfic of Tickety-Boo's "Dearly Beloved'".
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Aziraphale’s the only one in existence who, if he said, “Yes, I believe we have to set the entire world on fire now,” Crowley would say in return, “If you’re sure, then I got some accelerant in the trunk. What? No reason, really, just had it there in case of emergency. You never know.”

Aziraphale would likely ask, “What emergency would accelerant be necessary for?” and Crowley would retort, “Well it’s certainly coming in handy NOW, isn’t it? So I suppose this emergency.”

And Aziraphale would press his lips together all indignantly and Crowley would have to dig his fingernails into his palm to keep himself from launching at Aziraphale to kiss him silly because apparently they have to start some fires.
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A story involving a proposal, some finicky plants, one very stressed out demon, and a marriage 6,000 years in the making - cue the insecurities, bachelor parties, and wedding day mishaps.

Dearly Beloved [Podfic]

Rating: Teen and Up
Original Text:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/20224630
Summary:  Tucking his sunglasses into the neck of his black t-shirt, he scans the crowded space for the man Anathema had described. Blond, she’d said. A bit old-fashioned. Crowley had taken that to mean no shagging until the third date but his eyes land on a man who looks like he just returned from tea in the Victorian era and he just knows he’s found his date. Ezra Fell.
Music: A Lifetime Together by David Edward Holden, Blake Mitchell Straus

i'll be your man if you got love to get done

Rating: Explicit
Original Text: archiveofourown.org/works/20014447
Summary: Crowley hiccups. It turns into a burp. “Angel,” he repeats, and if it sounds soppy, well, what do you expect. Crowley is three winds—sheets—anyway he’s shitfaced. It’s not like Aziraphale doesn’t know Crowley’s in love with him. It’s not like it’s a secret. It’s not like Crowley hasn’t lived with the mortification of being known down to the molecule every day for six thousand years.
Why is he here again? Oh yes.
Music:  Guilty Pleasures by Igor Dvorak, Duncan Pittock and Ellie Kidd

indelible

For all the years Crowley has longed for him, he never allowed himself to actually imagine kissing Aziraphale. It would only have made it worse, imagining what he could never have, but now that Aziraphale’s lips are on his, curving slightly upwards as the angel pulls back for a second, only to kiss him again, sucking on the swollen flesh of his bottom lip, teeth just adding the smallest sting to the pleasure, Crowley knows he won’t ever be able to think of anything else.

A Bolt From The Heavens

Rated:  Explicit
Summary:  God should not have built them with such discrepancy, made them need for love, and long for wholeness, then left them to their own devices.
Original Text:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/19307449#main\
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The Lightness of You

The Lightness of You music United 2

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