Fandom: Sherlock Holmes
Rating: General Audiences
Summary: It's Christmas Eve, the busiest day for shopping at Harrod's, and there's a guy in aisle ten who's snapping at every sales associate who dares to approach him. It's up to Moira to help him find the perfect present.
Original Text: https://archiveofourown.org/works/27977127
🧡on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/35781658
Music: I'll Be Back For Christmas 2 by Will Cookson

The Man in Aisle Ten

“The Perverted Pirate (formerly The Gentleman Pirate)” by Auntea
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
This is for Ed and his neck, not for Stede and his demure fantasies of kissing Ed’s collar bone and cuddling his relaxed frame to sleep on a bed of pillows and silk. No, Stede needs to focus, keep in control. He’s not going to blunder this simple request.

Which is the thought Stede chokes when he enters the room and sees his client.

In the lamplight, Ed relaxes in a casual stretch across the pillowy bed, stomach down. A bare casual stretch. Without clothes. Naked. The corner of a sheet is all that covers his bum, every other inked and scarred expanse of skin on full display.

OR

Stede offers to massage Ed and Ed toys with him a smidgen.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41733174
Author’s Tags: 
Massage, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Needs a Hug, Bottom Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Top Stede Bonnet, Canon Disabled Character, First Time, Or at least he thinks it's the first time…, Nipple Piercings, Tattoos, Love Confessions, First Kiss, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Smut, Porn with Feelings, Humor


The Intro/Outro is “First Date” by Shayfer James. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/4Y4Yv5lcjXHnkdl9OSKqDp?si=69a8a6c538864c13

“The Perverted Pirate (formerly The Gentleman Pirate)” by Auntea (OFMD)

A silly little Good Omens fanfiction wherein Aziraphale learns just how Crowley has been keeping himself busy…

The Kids Are Alright

Good Omens Explicit fanfic by demonsandpieohmy, based on artwork by Elenthya.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/53648926

To Shreds

Rating: Explicit
Link to Original Fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/53061940

Summary: 
“And all your admirers in Portland Place—if they could see you now—”

“They’d expire on the spot,” said Aziraphale cheerfully, sliding a slow, deliberate hand from Crowley’s hip bone down the furrow of his pelvis. “Or ask to stay and watch the show.” His fingers found soft curls, reached a little farther down. “Oh, they’d have coveted you,” he added. “Gorgeous creature that you are. But I would have kept you all to myself.”

“Oh,”’ sighed Crowley. “They could—oh—they could watch—ah—just to see that you’re mine.”

O You and Me at Last

Podfic of the Good Omens Roomates Human AU, Vignettes of a Life Together by Busy24_7.

Read original work: archiveofourown.org/works/53763031/…093543#workskin

Rated: Explicit

Summary: Crowley, botany student and professional worrier, is harboring a massive, secret crush on his new roommate. Aziraphale, on the other hand, is more clueless than he is given credit for. Will these two ever figure it out, or is Crowley doomed to a life of pining? A 5+1-style fic with a whole lot of fluff and intentionally minimal angst. Rated M for the first few chapters, but will be upgraded to E if Crowley ever gets his way…

Vignettes of a Life Together: Chapter 5 [podfic]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/43072248/chapters/114983974

In the aftermath of the chaotic end to Jurassic Park, Stede, Ed and the crew turn toward the what next.

They'll retrace old steps to find a new path forward.

14 Life Finds A Way - After

https://archiveofourown.org/works/56218960/chapters/142819429

Stede Bonnet went to the Wawa for a snack, and boy howdy did he find one.

"Now, you're going to click on the picture of the sandwich," Ed murmured into Stede's ear.

"But it's a cold sandwich, Ed! I want a hot hoagie," Stede said petulantly.

"You're gonna get it hot later. You can be patient for me while we look at the options, can't you?" Ed's voice was honeyed, like one of the several varieties of turkey choices on the screen.

1 Looking For Love In All The Wawa Places - The Wawa Chapter

A series of Good Omens impromptu radio plays based on prompts from the GoodOmensAfterDark Community			

This one’s for Amber_Missy!

05 - Surprise Cakes

https://archiveofourown.org/works/59533435

Ed feels like shit.

(just a little comfort minific)

Your Hand On My Forehead

Reading of Snorklepie's The Edinburgh Problem
Rating Explicit
Trigger Warning for sexual abuse by a family member

The Edinburgh Problem

The Edinburgh Problem by Snorklepie Chapter 30

Based in Queensland, Australia
email: Podfixx@gmail.com
Formerly recording under the name Lockedinjohnlock, the change to Podfixx facilitated and reflected a broadening of interests!