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the way that aziraphale s voice breaks just kills  me

Fandom: Good Omens
Rating: Mature
Summary: Crowley finds a paperback from the 60's in the back of Aziraphale's bookshop, and decides to prepare a surprise for his angel. Matters get out of hand.
Original text: https://archiveofourown.org/works/31523255
🧡on AO3:
Music: Cautiously Optimistic by Igor Dvorkin; Duncan Pittock; Ellie Kidd

Room for Dessert

Fandom: Good Omens
Rating: Teen and Up
Summary: After the Notapocalypse, Aziraphale's almost a different angel. He's happy. He's relaxed. He's confident. People notice.
Crowley notices them noticing, and he's not happy about it.
Original Text: https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/83062813
Music:  Hopscotch By Fifths by Joe Kraemer

Looking Good, Mr Fell

This is the fic endorsed by Michael Sheen on Twitter with the term 'A Classic'.  And it is.
Summary:  It's an odd thing, getting on after the End of the World. Crowley takes to sea-watching.
Rating: Teen and Up 
Original Text: https://archiveofourown.org/works/19127431
Music:  Romantic  Inclination by Paul Mottram
Cover Art by Camillo 1978

Salinity (And Other Measurements of Brackish Water)

Summary:  It began, like most memorable events in Crowley’s life did, with a bad decision; like most bad decisions, it involved poor impulse control and copious amounts of alcohol. The Antichrist had been born, and he put on lipstick and kitten heels to deal with it, but knew that the clock was ticking, and at times when time was slipping away, it helped to hold onto a bottle of gin.
Rating:  Explicit
Original Text:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/19237858
Music: Positive Outcome by Paul Mottram

The One in Which Crowley Discovers Wanking

Rating: Explicit
Original text: https://archiveofourown.org/works/19806460#main
Summary:  “Stand up?” he echoed, incredulous but too undone by sensation to express the full force of his disbelief. “I can barely even remember my own name after that, and you want me to stand up?”

“Your name is Anthony J Crowley, apparently, although you never did tell me what the J stood for so I can’t help you there,” he said, not hiding his smile. “Do stand up, I promise you’ll like it.”
Music: Love Connection by Chris Blackwell

the technology is neutral

The podfic of Tickety-Boo's "Dearly Beloved'".
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Aziraphale’s the only one in existence who, if he said, “Yes, I believe we have to set the entire world on fire now,” Crowley would say in return, “If you’re sure, then I got some accelerant in the trunk. What? No reason, really, just had it there in case of emergency. You never know.”

Aziraphale would likely ask, “What emergency would accelerant be necessary for?” and Crowley would retort, “Well it’s certainly coming in handy NOW, isn’t it? So I suppose this emergency.”

And Aziraphale would press his lips together all indignantly and Crowley would have to dig his fingernails into his palm to keep himself from launching at Aziraphale to kiss him silly because apparently they have to start some fires.
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A story involving a proposal, some finicky plants, one very stressed out demon, and a marriage 6,000 years in the making - cue the insecurities, bachelor parties, and wedding day mishaps.

Dearly Beloved [Podfic]

Rating: Mature
Original text: https://archiveofourown.org/works/20167951
Summary:  “But I’d never see my books again, Crowley. And the shop. I haven’t even had a chance...And after you went through all the trouble of getting me this space.” He meant to put the glass down on the table. He missed on his first and second attempts, but got it on his third. “And I’d never see…” He looked up at Crowley. “Well, that is, I’d never see - “

“All right, angel.” Crowley cleared his throat. “You’re drunk.”

“If it wasn’t for you, I’d be there right now, chatting up bloody Uriel,” Aziraphale continued.

Aziraphale makes the choice that his subconscious was making all along.
Music: Hollywood Romance by Sunna Wehrmeijer

Heaven is a Place on Earth

Rating: Explicit
Original Text: archiveofourown.org/works/20014447
Summary: Crowley hiccups. It turns into a burp. “Angel,” he repeats, and if it sounds soppy, well, what do you expect. Crowley is three winds—sheets—anyway he’s shitfaced. It’s not like Aziraphale doesn’t know Crowley’s in love with him. It’s not like it’s a secret. It’s not like Crowley hasn’t lived with the mortification of being known down to the molecule every day for six thousand years.
Why is he here again? Oh yes.
Music:  Guilty Pleasures by Igor Dvorak, Duncan Pittock and Ellie Kidd

indelible

Rating:  Explicit
Original Text:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/19468468
Summary:  What would it hurt, really? It wasn’t like Crowley had anything better on. No more orders, no more quotas, no more Arrangement. Aziraphale would never have to know.
“Wonderful. I’m the demon on my own shoulder.”
And he’d lost his angel, hadn’t he? All he had left were thoughts, memories…fantasies. And he had a very good imagination.
(After thwarting the end of the world, Aziraphale begins to avoid Crowley, and Crowley accidentally awakens his own repressed lust.)
Music:  Wind In My Sails by Chris Warner

Through Every Door

Rated:  Explicit
Summary:  God should not have built them with such discrepancy, made them need for love, and long for wholeness, then left them to their own devices.
Original Text:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/19307449#main\
🧡 on AO3:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/24856411

The Lightness of You

Summary: With apologies to Franz Kafka.
Crowley -- bored, frustrated, drunk, and missing his angel during lockdown -- remembers one of their past encounters and does something unwise. Come morning, Aziraphale's got a problem to solve.
Rating: Teen and Up
Original Text: https://archiveofourown.org/works/25092178
🧡on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/27617516
Music: Unforeseen Consequences by Paul Mottram

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