Plusle vs Minun, Lucario vs Alakzam, Mimikyu vs Mareanie, Celebi vs Shaymin, Umbreon Vs Gengar and thats all I got

Pokemon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lunala and Solgaleo squabbling like little kids and then Necrozma comes and puts them in timeout

Freshy Kanal: Scarecrow (DC) vs Scarecrow (Oz) feat. Freeced & Snakebite126

Machamp vs Alakazam. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon 6.

MaNCHA as Xerneas
Justin as Yveltal
Pool as Zygarde

Yveltal:
KYAAAH! From the skies! It's Yveltal, true fright! 
Carrion this dear deer to hell till he simply asks: "Y?"
I'm the face of death! This harried fairy's gonna find
That I'll Punch out this Sucker in his Ceryneian hind!
Think I have a Fairy-type disadvantage? Phantom Force! I'll vanish!
To the underworlds of destruction you'll be left there and banished!
I'll Taunt you while I swallow your corpse. Venison! Such a delight!
Think you can Megahorn me, queer? Get out of my sight!

Xerneas Normal Mode:
I tend to stay to the side to preside over all life
But this evil eagle's going to cry when I step in to fight
It's time to X-out this sky clown who's got no sense of power
This pretty bird's not witty--he's delicate like a flower!

Xerneas Active Mode: 
I'm not Normal at all, this is Active Mode! You're jealous I got into Smash Bros!
Well what do you know? My Horn Leech has reached the point where your total health is low!
Quit Snarling at me! Don't try to Focus Blast! Honestly, I'm feeling harassed!
I'm unsurpassed! Your time has passed! Moonblast you fast, oh, you're aghast at last!

Yveltal:
Oh Xerneas, discern this! Foul Playing in my Roost while your moves miss!
You think you're getting pissed? Time for a twist! Your end will be full of joy and bliss!
It's obvious you don't know anything! Watch me Double Team as I scream and sing!
Attack from the Sky! I'm an evil king! Finish you off with Oblivion Wing!

Xerneas:
I'm coming in fast using Geomancy! Special attack defense speed I'm feeling fancy
You really don't understand the Gravity of this battle thanks to your depravity!
I'm getting Outraged! Misty Terrain! Dark Pulse won't help when you're writhing in pain!
Fairy Aura, you're beat! I'm the dark dragon  bane! This is the horned god Cernunnos's reign!

Zygarde:
SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU, IT'S YOUR FRIEND NAMED Z
Stop Nidhogging the spotlight and you two listen to me!
Aura Break you to pieces because you're straight in my path
Do the math, you're defenseless when you face my Land's Wrath
Welcome to the Terminus, I'm terminally terminating Xerneas
I'm determined, so come to terms that I'll make you look worthless
You better Zy-guard yourselves, because you're a Kalos-t cause
I've made you my Z-words, I'm the true Generation's boss!

Xerneas vs Yveltal. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #16

Groudon: Epic Rap Battles of Comic Books
Kyogre: Justin Buckner
Rayquaza: MaNCHA
Deoxys: Epic Doctor X

Groudon:
Listen Moby Dick, this Primal’s ‘bout to go Reversion
Bring forth a Desolated Land like the M06 version
Your death will arise when I show my Precipice Blades
The best a-ground makes fakes shake with an Earthquake!
With an MC Hammer Arm I’m crushing other rappers down
You’ll need more than a Drizzle when you hear my Roar sound
So try to Splash me when I’ve got power to the Maxie!
I’ll open up a Fissure, then you can try to attack me

Kyogre:
I raise the sea level; let me tell you an Aqua Tail
‘bout a Conti-mental Pokémon steppin’ to a killer whale
Coming up to this Ancient Power? Well aren’t we bold?
My raps come out Swift and my disses are Sheer Cold
I’m the alpha beast you know I’m coming in first
Ya It’s quite the Sunny Day, let’s go for a little Surf
Got you in a whirlpool, I’m cutting down on your bulk
And you’ll be washed up again when I spit Origin Pulse

Groudon:
Your raps put me to sleep, now it’s time for an Eruption
When I blast a SolarBeam, you’ll end up as pure nothin’
I’ve roamed throughout the earth, you’re a Sea World show
You’ll never Dive and flee when I leave you Bulldozed

Kyogre:
Step into my water basin, and you’ll never make it out
End you with a Water Spout, it’s all Kyogre now 
You control the land, but this world is my turf
Considering that water takes up most of the earth

Rayquaza:
Straight from the Sky Tower, owning ocean and geo
I’m spitting Dragon Rage! The most powerful of this trio
is in the o-zone to condone two terrible titans
Just a single Twister would leave Arceus frightened!
So don’t even try! My power level’s ultimate; Sky High!
Hope I don’t make you cry because I’m so Fly!
You’re Outrageous, I’m getting Scary-Faced and quite feral so
I’m taking my win Air Lock, stock, and barrel!

*Build-up. Rayquaza flies into space, and destroys the meteorite.*

Deoxys:
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's the shapeshifter from space
facing the falsified savior of Hoenn's race 
So, raging pickle, you're gonna face the dismal
doom of your region when I emerge from YOUR symbol
I'll Boost Up 'gainst Psychos who reign as the “ancients”
you’ll swallow your words as if they were my spaceship 
Burn you, like acid! Explosive! Nucleic!
Nova Pressuring, I’m god-like, whereas you’re archaic!

Mega Rayquaza:
I shine like a quasar! Your ego’s supermassive!
I fought down those two clowns, that shows I’m not passive!
So it’s Crunch time! Dragon Pulse a rhyme to put you in your place!
I’m Dragon Ascending to Sky Drop this waste of space!
Go put up your Defense Form, or Attack me all you want!
Knock it Off, you’re not daunting! Just give up your Zen Headbutt! 
I hone my claws, and then prove I’m an Aerial Ace
As I give birth to your fate, and split this DNA

Deoxys:
It amuses me that you believe your element could win it
For you, the sky’s the limit, while my universe is infinite 
My raps are true Deox-ick, Ziz is turning further green
Thus, you’ll never Recover when I unleash my Hyper Beam

Mega Rayquaza:
I’ve got more Extreme Speed Deoxys, drop the facade
My voice is echoed through the heavens, I am feared by gods
No matter what move I choose, you’re a 1 hit K.O.
You can spit a whole arsenal, ‘cause against me, Anything Goes!


Groudon vs Kyogre. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #17

@uberocity as Venusaur
@hyperjacob96 as Charizard
@jmbraps as Blastoise

Venusaur
You better check your Dex, because you know that I’ve won
As I’ve been number one since this game’s begun
The first one to evolve, the first one on the mic
Try and step to the original when I’m in the sunlight

Charizard
Stop right there, no need to hear you Smokescreaming
It's a flower power pansy against this flaming winged demon
You'll have lost, needing Rawst, I Incinerate the mic
With two types of rhymes dominating X and Y
When my Drought is about I'm drying up this crab Grass
Blazin' Dragon Rage more than a match for your Thick Fat
I’m boiling turtles into soup and spitting fires from hell
Got a Dragon Claw to help you break out of your shell

 Blastoise
You haven’t left a Scratch on my Iron Defense
Put your flames to rest--my Scald’s heat is the best
This battle is canon, but you’re just making me yawn
Gun you both down with Pump until you’ve Withdrawn
There ain’t mush-room for me to say that you’re a fun guy
Are you damp from my Dance or from your incessant cries?
I have Torrents of flow, but I won’t be pirating your rhymes
The most overrated starter versus me is the crime

Venusaur
I’ll Stomp on you fools now let's bring the real show
Going back to my roots, Overgrow and overthrow
With my lyrical sweet scent, you’ll never dodge my attacks
Since you two are more rancid than the flower on my back!
Planting Seeds in a Frenzy to drop raps like Bombs
Faster than bullets when I’m on de-fence in my lawn 
I didn’t need to attack, you’ve been verbally Stun Spored
This prehistoric lord left you morons Venu-sore

Charizard
Let’s heat this battle back up with some more fiery raps
Don’t need my Mega form to turn a poser Ash black
The OG Lizard Dawns to have you both learn
My status and generation make these First degree Burns

Blastoise
I’m boosting my moves, shoot you down from your Roost
Skull Bash you two losers until you’re black Red and Blue
I’m piercing through steel with the guns that I’m mannin’
Cleanse you washed up chumps with my final Hydro Cannon


Venusaur vs Charizard vs Blastoise. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #19.

Mancha as Bill Cipher (+ Nightmare, Mettaton, Rumplestiltskin, and Steven Universe Cameos)
Fle as Nyarlathotep
Rattlebones Cosplay as Johnny Bravo 

Based off of this production by the RIT Cosplay Troupe! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGHpsbfG3gY

Bill:
I strive to be your angle and your devil in this play
But you ask who’s been more played and I can’t Megami Ten-say!
Fall back to your void, Yu-goth, and retrace your Nyarlatho-steps!
As I spit nigh indecipherable rhymes to leave you plain perplexed
{I’m the Soul Edgiest of shapes! There’s no way you can harm me}
[Wait, is this from Cosplay Chess?] {It’s For the Fans, darling!
So let’s make a deal lest you just} become another meme!
Cliche, I know, but you’re only going to win this in your dreams!

Nyarlathotep:
Bravo, William, you got your pawns to fight for you
But a decent verse from you’s harder to find than E2
I come Ahtu, shoulda Shugo-ran, but I guess that you’re not scared
Non-Euclidean geometry? More like a Hollywood Square!
So take a look at this triangle, tryin’a be illumi-naughty
Things fall apart, the universe can’t hold my second coming!
You can’t UNDO your failures! You’re naught but a polter-Geist!
The only Fearamid scheme that is decent is your sacrifice!

Bill:
Wait, we only get one verse so he can use me as a doormat?
Screw this! I’m Weirdmageddin’ sick of the  Battle Bytes format!
In every universe I’m prime! But you? I might split my sides!
Nyarly, I’m pretty sure you’re only known as an an old guy!

Nyarlathotep:
Stop! You know I don’t play phar-aoh, don’t cross this Faceless God
Kneel to the Crawling Chaos! Suck my Necronomicock!
Outrap this Oregon bore again? Please, I do that in my sleep.
I have a thousand forms and more to make a isosceles weep!

Bill:
Oh come on, get to the point, you flowery eldritch fop
Or go back to your anime girl form! Let the weeaboos jerk off!
You’ll see the light of day when I illuminate this heathen
Because I’m taking this victory, your life, [AND STEVEN!]

Nyarlathotep:
So Dimentio can help me to leave this Flatlander plastered
Looking forward, this is more pathetic than your bout with Gaster
Vote on your screens now, but I fear ratings just might disappoint!
Even I can’t give a ten to the being known for his three points!

Battle Bytes

Bill Cipher vs Nyarlathotep. Battle Bytes #11

Dustin as Dexter 
Anthony “Plushy” Perry as Phineas 
Fle as Ferb

Dexter:
I’m Dexter, remember; Child Genius, no discussion.
Take some notes from Dee Dee, and learn to not push my buttons 
I’d tell you to act your age but maybe wait until you're older
Overshadow your bitsy brain on President Lincoln’s shoulders
Tedious Phineas; more repetitive than your series is 
A formula so simple, no wonder just toys were built with it
I’m uncertain why I’ve been pit against you in this Battle Rap
But judging by your intellect-- I suppose ‘Opposites Attract’

Phineas:
Hey Ferb, help me search for a legitimate diss

Ferb:
Wouldn’t that be discovering something that doesn’t exist?

Phineas:
Ahh, what a fine day for giving his algorithm criticism
You can’t love-handle a rap cuz this bookworm Ain’t Got Rhythm

Both:
You were trying for “Major Glory” but this genius inventor,
Only successfully devised a lawsuit from The Avengers

Phineas
The same heroes that I befriended--

Ferb:
Frank-einstein should be adjusted

Phineas:
With an ego more inflated than the Bounce House we constructed

Dexter:
I didn’t think a Triangle could be such a square 
Hey, where’s Phony Test? Oh wait, he’s right there! 
I despise this Dr. Doofus, even with my rude removed 
I’d need much less than 104 days to f*cking bust you!

Phineas:
For a show on Boomerang; I thought you’d have a good comeback
Dexter managed to murder his show but failed to kill a track
It takes more than your flawed inventions to contend to our adventures 
Your mad Scientist schtick belongs in the 2nd Dimension

Written by Fle, Adroit, R, Vladimyr P.

Audio Mixed by Fle

Cover Art by Geon

Jimmy Neutron:
Gotta Rap! 
Goddard, go fetch me the microphone! 
Such a pro-ton, you’d copy how I rhyme and flow like my clones
Phineas, your rap was tolerable but it’s such a bummer
That your verses started dragging on longer than your whole summer
Dorxter, I gotta thank you for coming; that’s a good call 
Because when I look down at you, I’m finally stood tall 
When I’m up against these lab rats, yo, I won’t need a Brain Blast
With science I’ll explain that, you tame brats have came last

Eddie as Jimmy Neutron

Phineas and Ferb vs Dexter. Season 3, Wave 1

@freshy-kanal as Mimikyu
@hyperjacob96 as Ditto

Mimikyu 
This is Mimikyu’s rap, the First Catch in Alola!
I’ll leave Bulbasaur Snapped, you can’t top my persona!
Got that Z-Splash but your stats are at best double!
Like dueling another Ditto, you’re hurting yourself with Struggle!
This foe will be astonished when I pop em like a bubble!
While I'm an expert at flow, formless Kirby’s just a puddle!
You can’t survive me with this cloth off nor can you survive my rhymes!
So Grimer best leave, or I’ll stretch apart this piece of slime!

Ditto
Face the sheer cold truth,one attack and you'll have fainted!
As I display that I'm the bane to this painted Banette!
I help create the perfect dream team now I'll end this nightmare!
How about I mimic you in order to make this fight fair?
Weak to yourself, why mess with the god of IVs?
When half your STAB shots can’t even touch me!
I’m not paralyzed by your antics! Your rap attacks aren't static!
You’re just a Pikachu doll that should be left in the attic!

Mimikyu 
Shape shift into a better foe, I wouldn't expect you to play fair!
Since now you’re more screwed than when you’re put into Daycare!
Stinky pinky’s gone loose with use, but I keep hitting harder!
The only reason people use you is to farm shinies and starters!
I fail to see why this failed Mew clone’s so cocky!
I kill with my sick flow! This pink foam can't stop me! 
Best be wary! You can't continue to parry!
Instead we can make nice - you’re bi, and I’m a fairy!

Ditto
A ghost can’t be trusted, you can’t top this invention!
An Imposter got Busted, Mimikyu’s in need of attention!
I gain adoration with imitation! No complication! I'm better!
At least I get to breed, you’ll just end up alone forever!
Your lines were pretty Thrifty, it's clear that you’re struggling!
You tried your best to hit me, now you're in for a pummeling!
No need to take off your cloak! Hearing you rap’s enough torture!
As I keep hold of my crown, you shadow bawl in the corner!

Ditto Vs Mimikyu. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #20.

Steady Cam as Infernape:
ShueTube as Blaziken:

LYRICS:
Blaziken: 
I can’t believe that this monkey thinks he can phase the kid
You’re crazy if you think you can rap battle with Blaziken
Can’t handle the flames I spin
And ravel these phrases in
I came to win so your chance of beating me’s looking razor thin
I’ll break the limbs on this wanna be homosapien
Then take his skin and hair and I’ll wear it
I call it “Bathing Chimp”
You’ll get these flaming wrists and a couple of blazing kicks
This apes a wimp, there’s no way he can take me with those baby fists

Infernape:
Forget the kinda game you’re in? I’m spittin’ platinum hits on blaze
I came in with flaming blitz you kickin’ with the chicken legs
Against my iron fist you’ll faint, you got the strength and grit of May
Need roost and speed boost so you can sprint away 
be true, I beat you up with my fists of flames
heat you and eat you up like a chicfila 
why don’t you go you sit an egg, your only chance of gettin’ laid
is if I crack you and I blast you back to where the dinner’s made

Blaziken:
You think you’re spitting flames?
But we’re in different lanes
Different games, I’m in Pokkén smoking foes and kickin A
You ain’t even in the game
That’s means you ain’t getting played
Sorry I’m not sorry but I’d hardly want to pick a lame

Infernape:
Hardly even charred me all of your kicks missed
You are sparring gainst army with’ bullet fists

and scorchin’ hits, though I was tardy to the party
I am starting up the barbie that’ll torch this chick

Blaziken: 
I’m bored with this
I’m really getting fed up
You really think that you’re clever?
You’ll never ever be better
These feathers will sever every vendetta that I endeavor
So how you gonna step up when you’ve never been a mega?

Infernape:
Better crank the heat cause your embers are em-bores
The way you’re fighting you should have sent for an emboar

Bringing little flow against the monkey inferno
Then you’re combutin’ better trust this combat wasn’t even close, No!

Blaziken Vs. Infernape - Pokemon Rap Battle

WFT:
Another trainer just like me! But you could use some muscle...
I see you locking eyes with me! You intend to tussle!
I’m sorry! I forgot! You never lock fists yourself!
You only claim to be the brains while you hurt your partners health! 
From FireRed to LeafGreen, to your reboot in Alola
To your defeat at Mt. Silver, I’d say you’re a sore loser
So Wii Fit wants to battle! You’re the one that I’ve chosen!
It’s time to get out of your shell, come on! Let’s do some poses!

Squirtle:
(SQUIRTLE!)
This water starter beats foes, it’s time to win this fight clean!
If you want to see me pose, check the victory screen!
The only thing your games ever gave anyone was back pain!
With a verse that bad you’ve got no effort to train! 
Don’t need my squad to back me up when I grab the mic
Thinking that I don’t have flow? Just recheck my type!
Since you like to get your steps in I’ll make this one quick
You and your game are synonymous, you never get picked!

WFT:
Squirtle’s seeing stars! It hurt itself in its confusion!
How can you act like you’re the best when you can’t reach your evolutions?
Use your core! Maybe then you could muster up some strength! 
Even if you’re sore, there’s always time to stretch those legs!

Ivysaur:
(SAUR!)
Thinking you’re fit to fight us? I’ll Vine Whip you into shape!
No jackknife can cut a Razor Leaf to the face 
Begone! No one wants to see you practice form again
So unneeded in the game that I could call you Chorus Men
What’s your next held item you’ll pull out of the trash?
You’re like the gym leader of a sixth-grade phys ed class! 
Leech Seed a Tree Pose? You’re nothing more than a sap! 
There’s only one thing worse than your final smash - your rap!

WFT:
It’s time to breathe deeply. This trainer never flees!
I remember when you were top tier! Oh no, a C&D...
There’s no “ivysaur” in team when it comes to Ash but
Every day’s a Sunny Day when you choose to salute the sun! 

Charizard:
(RAAAH!)
Should have left the sun blocked when it comes to Zard’s turn
Leaving you flushed and Red, that’s it, feel the sunburn
So you were sitting there bored, thinking we were a challenge
Brought your board to this match, this’ll still be un-balanced
Here to rock when I Smash, it’s a breeze to break planks
Jumping through hoops for jokes and you’re still shooting blanks 
So let’s get fired up--try not to throw some Wii Fits 
And deep breathe all you want; you can’t out-spit a Flare Blitz!

WFT:
You’re so self-destructive, both you and your health drop
Fix your BMI level, you should know that Stealth Rocks
Super effective when I rap, allow me to demonstrate
I’ll leave you crippled like Sakurai taking your mega away
It’s okay! It doesn’t matter that you lost your best form! 
It’s alright to be alone- like you in Smash 4! 
A healthy lifestyle? I’m living it! You’re rapping here like you’re Winging it!
Three fights but no KOs, maybe Leaf should be the one who’s bringin it
When you made the switch to Switch, most of your fanbase moved on
…. And just like that, half of your pokedex is gone 
It doesn’t matter who wins this battle, I’ve collected my Zen 
In another five years you’ll just remake this fight again 

Squirtle, Ivysaur, and Charizard: 
You’ll be beat in a Flash! See a REAL Skull Bash! 
Just wait for Wii Fit to lose and go drop all her cash 
And if I was a leaker for the next smash 
There’s about a zero percent chance that you’d come back
You couldn’t take us one on one! Here’s a combo attack!
Hydro Pump! Solarbeam! Fire Blast! Take that!
Triple Finish left you diminished, three times the harm!
Well it looks like in this matchup, third time’s the charm!


GarbageGothic as Wii Fit Trainer
Adam as Squirtle
Mancha as Ivysaur
HyperJacob96 as Charizard

Mixing by Freshy Kanal
Cover Art by YD Geon

Wii Fit Trainer vs Pokemon Trainer. Super Smash Raps #2

...Better late than never? ^-^" 
Well, at least I'm in time for Pokemon Sun and Moon's 4th Anniversary.

@Stofferex as Solgaleo
@garbageGothic as Lunala

Solgaleo:
This Zubat thinks that she can beat me? I’ll invalidate her claims!
Gonna make her my breakfast when I Crunch her with my Psychic Fangs!
Bow before my Cosmic Power! I run the sun, you peasant!
I'll Zen Headbutt this moon and turn her into a crescent!
You’re 4 times weak to Ghost and Dark moves? How pathetic
and ironic for a 'mon with a Lunar aesthetic!
Your Shadow Shield won’t Protect you from my Sunsteel Strike!
Dominating this battle, expect a Blood Moon tonight!!

Lunala:
This Litleo thinks he can win? What a foolish delusion!
He must be stuck in Confusion to come up with that conclusion!
You’ll shiver in fear when you hear my cry
And then the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie!
I'll use my Wonder Room, so the tables will turn!
You’re the Sunne Pokemon, but yet you’re weak to my burns!
Your Full Metal Body can’t deflect my Moongeist Beam!
Fantasize about winning? Well I’ll be Eating your Dreams!

Solgaleo:
I won't need to fantasize! My third eye will visualize,
That beating you will be pleasant, like watching the sun rise!
For I’m the Radiant Sun! Let it dawn upon you
that you leave no Giga Impact on me with the lines that you spew!
I’m “the beast that devours the sun” that’s how I spit hot
like a Fire Blast to the face! Leave you in a Psyshock!
Seems like you can’t take the Heat! You look like you’re gonna Crash!
Soon you’ll be seriously sizzled by my Searing Sunraze Smash!

Lunala:
I’m immune to your Normal-Type Disses! You’re not a threat! 
Purging you shall be lovely, like watching the sun set!
This Moon is Full of surprises you can’t see with your Future Sight!
You shouldn’t have danced with this devil under the pale Moonlight!
I’m “the beast that calls the moon”, so that’s why I’m so cold
when I’m blowing flurries of Icy Wind bars at you tenfold!
Open an Ultra Wormhole and head back where you came from
Or I’ll mesmerize you with my Menacing Moonraze Maelstrom

Necrozma:
Stupid little Nebby’s, they think they’re allowed to brag?
I’ll release my Stored Power, and they’ll Return to Lillie’s Bag!
These two gas balls aren’t a match for me, even if they’re fully grown,
‘cause I’ve seen better Suns and Moons from Solrock and Lunatone!
You can’t destroy my Prism Armor with your Z-moves! It’s useless!
In fact, I’m the reason you can use them to begin with!
Don’t need Dusk Mane nor Dawn Wings to make the both of you cower!
Now that I’ve drained all of your light, I’m Ultra Bursting with Power!

Ultra Necrozma:
Bow down to the Blinding one! The savior of Alola!
The one who’s light shines brighter than a supernova!
Those who challenge me get Bulldozed by my power so divine! 
Just ask everyone who tried to battle me for the first time!
I’ve travelled through many realities, and one thing persists
There's not a single dimension where either of you win exists!
My Neuroforce ensures my victory is fortified!
You’ll meet your end with Photon Geyser: a Light That Burns the Sky!

@hyperjacob96 as Necrozma/Ultra Necrozma

Solgaleo Vs Lunala. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #22.

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