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Throw your hands in the air and jump around to "NRG," the latest banger to hatch from the Duck Sauce studio speakers. As if the original wasn't fun enough on its own, this delirious disco house hit comes backed by cranked up remixes courtesy dance music superteam Skrillex, Kill The Noise and Milo & Otis, as well as bass master Hudson Mohawke.

Duck Sauce - NRG (Skrillex, Kill The Noise, Milo & Otis Remix)

Gengar :

First hittin' with Shadow Sneak, secondly putting you to sleep,
then Gastly eat your dream of victory, things are turning bleak,

Haunt you, taunt you, Suckerpunch this sucker till he falls,
Wage war towards Gengar and you can Lick my Shadow Balls!

You're Cursed because this verse will cause Nightmares,
Versus the worst Fairy not-so-scary Pokémon that's out there!

it may Look Mean, so DeSpite your fright, you will try to boast,
I poisoned these raps; You better be afraid of this ghost!

Clefable : 

It seems you're Unaware who you're challenging as a foe,
My Charm is Cute, yet a Moonblast I'll give you as a Bestow,

I evolve through a Moonstone, while yours is Nightshaded,
Since you'll stay a Haunter if you can't get traded!

Let me sing a song while using my Disarming Voice, chump,
After I watched You rap, Casper gives me more goosebumps!

I've got the Cosmic Power, let's turn the tables,
You were only good in Gen 1, I'm a legendary Fable.

Gengar :

Here's some dosis of my Hypnosis, now let's fight!
Only good in Gen 1? I'll prove you wrong with Gengarite!

Gengar (Mega) :

Expect some Payback for disrespecting me, let's go,
with a Dark Pulse I'll attack while punching in the shadows,

Hit you with Confuse Ray, not like you could logically think,
I'm a frightening chilling venomous spectre, and you're pink!

Leave you perplexed with a Hex, you never get the best of me
As I levitate away, like my Bond, me winning was just Destiny,

Clefable : 

Oh you turned Mega! Well the bigger they are, the harder they fall!
Meteormash you so fast I'll tag your shadow in this brawl,

Recover with a Healing Wish, then Body Slam some more,
Double Slap you so bad, then the crowd will want an Encore,

If I Minimized my skill, and Stored all my power,
I could still beat your ass every minute of every hour!

But instead I bet what I did would be better left unsaid,
I did the impossible; I killed something that was already dead!

Gengar vs Clefable. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #11.

@RONGRAMS_ - "WHOA"

Epic Rap Battles Of Anime- Ciel Vs. Oz

Epic Rap Battles Of Anime- Edward Elric Vs. Eren Jaeger

Epic Rap Battles Of Anime- OHSHC Vs Iwatobi Swim Club

lil banger for fun love u
cover art by https://www.twitter.com/drdful

lyrics:
brand new bag full of dope 
brand new all black tesla on the road 
brand new iced out wrist, shit's froze 
damn dude, get out my dm's, idk, can't stand you 
(x2) 

i used to get the kicks from payless 
now i guess i gotta pay more 
'cause we chillin' by the bay shore 
with a full course on the main floor 
top spot what i aim for 
i had the same story and the same lore 
but i came up and became more 
and you stuck up so you stayed boring 
see, when i spot confederate flags 
we don't just get 'em and dash 
heard that you said i'm a fag 
might put your head in a bag 
i make the decibels blast 
roll with the rebels in masks 
devil music, when you stepping to it 
like a pedal movement, going seventy, fast 

fake friends and amens and and sadness and anger 
i glance at mirrors and i see a stranger 
all this designer can't make me feel safer 
trapped in my bed feeling like i'm in danger 

brand new bag full of dope 
brand new all black tesla on the road 
brand new iced out wrist, shit's froze 
damn dude, get out my dm's, idk, can't stand you 
(x2)

download <3

brand new!

- M.A.A.D. City (Super Smash Bros Brawl Remix)

Smosh Games Vs Normal Boots

Epic Rap Battles Of Cartoons Vs Epic Cartoon Made Rap Battles Original

Danganronpa VS Homestuck

Rosalynn Leigh as Monokuma
SkeepTieel as Caliborn

Monokuma:
Welcome to Monokuma Theater! Now let’s begin Act One!
Hopefully this bout won’t end in you asking me for some smut
I’m the mascot of Despair! You’re a misogynist blowhard
The only place this snake belongs is on a Valentines Card!
This freaky geek’s Deviant Art is something I’d love to avoid!
It all comes a little bit too close to X-rated X-ploits
I can tell you’re green with envy just wishing you could spit iller
But the Ultimate Unlucky Student is hardly even a Zodiac Killer!

Caliborn:
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? A TEDDY BEAR THINKS HE’S FEROCIOUS?
THE MOST YOU’D LEAVE ME WITH’S A SORE THROAT; MONOKUNUCLEOSIS!
YOU’RE MONOTONE, MONOCHROME, MORE BLACK AND WHITE THAN JACK NOIR
BUT TO BE THE ULTIMATE RAPPER, YOU AREN’T CALI-BORN!
I’LL PLAY YOU LIKE A CALLIOPE, YOU’VE MADE ME FAR BEYOND PISSED
THIS TIME LORD’S TIME BORED WHEN LISTENING TO A RETARD DISS
WHEN I CLUB YOU LIKE A TROLL YOU’LL FIND OUT I’M YOUR FATED NEMESIS
THIS DIRTY PLUSHY PROVES TO ME DESPAIR’S JUST ONE OF HIS FETISHES

Monokuma:
That’s all you could muster!? Looks like you’ve got no motivation
But that doesn’t mean that I won’t execute this misanthrope
Your “masterpiece” of a verse was even worse than your claymation
How can you beat Despair when you can’t even best Hope?

Caliborn:
YOUR UNBEARABLE VERSES CAN’T SCHOOL ME, THEY’RE UNPASSABLE
YOU’D NEVER BEAT THIS LORD OF ENGLISH AS YOUR DUBS ARE SIMPLY LAUGHABLE
WHEN I SEE MOLES, I WACOM! THIS IS THE CONCLUSION OF YOUR HISTORY
NOT EVEN A 413 IS AS HIDDEN AS YOUR VICTORY
YOU CAN’T STAND AGAINST MY UNDYINGUM-BARRAGE
WITH A FLOW BROKEN AS WHEN YOU WERE SABOTAGED
WHEN MY GUN’S LOCKED AND LOADED YOU’LL MEET YOUR DEFEAT
AS I’M INDESTRUCTIBLE WHEN I GO JUJU ON THAT BEAT
TOSS YOU INTO THE TRASH, YOU’RE NOTHING BUT JUNK-O
CALLING MY VERSES SHIT? ALL THIS HOMO DOES IS SUCK THOUGH
I’VE A LEG UP IN BATTLE, AS MY WORDS ARE PURE GOLD
YOUR LOSS IS ETERNAL; AND THESE QUIPS WERE SERVED COLD

Monokuma:
That jig was hardly lively, your whole verse was a puzzle
Can't stop or top this bear when truth is flowing from my muzzle
But I think I might fall asleep from your comic’s monotony
Just hurry up and make like Sakura so I can punish Monomi!
I’m a Monobeast on this track while you go softer than Felt
As your candy corn disses could never pierce my pelt!
You won’t be rapping much longer, as your fate has been uncovered
Ding dong, everyone! A new body has been discovered!

Written by Vivian, AaronGPeters, and Rosalynn Leigh
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Produced by Kustom
Cover Art by AaronGPeters

Monokuma VS Caliborn | RAP BATTLE!

William has tiks vs The Tik tock

WvsW flowtest

Homestuck VS EarthBound

Watch the video release here!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZptCUBBAZRA

this is the last homestuck battle i promise

Krystal as John Egbert
Chao as Ness

Ness:
Time to end this in a Flash! I’d think it’s best if you abscond
‘Cuz your verse’ll be a drag if we judge by your Pesterlogs
I’m a Nintendo all-star! Been a Smash hit since ‘94
While you only Rose to relevance ‘cause of Tumblr and porn!
Proclaiming your straightness? Now that’s really saying something
You spent a whole act trying to seize Karkat’s means of reproduction
Now I’ll crack you like an egg for your attempt to verse me
This is what, death number 4? And you’re only 13!

John Egbert:
A young man stands in this battle, and he won’t be outclassed
By this Pooplord’s crappy verses. Try again, smartass
Your game still has a following? Well, that’s quite the surprise
I thought by now someone would bust your ghost of a franchise
You let your disses Paula-p, and yep, it’s all Poo
I’ve seen salamanders that could spit more complex words than you
You must be Ando-nuts if you don’t think your flow sucks
So you’d be better off like Picky: Home stuck!
You fought cult leaders, krakens, and a fetus abomination
Yet your biggest enemy of all’s Western localization
And to say you’re an all-star? I find that rather untrue
When you’re slapped in games kids ask, “Zillyhoo the fuck are you?”

Ness:
With that joke of a verse, I’m not surprised that you’re a Tricksta’
A four-eyed two-faced jerk? Are we sure that you’re not Vriska?
Whatever, this is stupid! Why’d I have to debate a kid
Who’s obsessed with crappy movies, proving he's a Beta kid!
You’re not suited for this battle, Mr. Saturn’s more your kind
‘Cause it seems to me you Master Belching confusing lines
And when it’s all said and done, I’m the one PK Rockin this
I spit meatier than your meteors that bring apocalypse!
You just make me PSI, kid. I’ll end you like Giygas!
Fighting me’s a high risk, don’t mess with a psychic
Search your mind for more words, you’ll find no retcon there
While I live on as a hero, you’ll just stay a Con Heir!

John Egbert:
You better hold the phone, that’s all you know from fatherhood
I’ll play my song once more and rid your pollution for good
You’re under my tale, even no AU holds us equal
I’m outshining you so hard I could even surpass your sequel!
Bound to this Earth, but I’m traversing realms you’d never cover!
I’ll keep hammering my points in ‘til you run back to your Mother
Keep boasting ‘bout your legacy, to us all it’s clearly
Reduced to a Sans joke. And that’s not just a theory

Written by Vivian
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Produced by Tristan
Cover Art by Mancha

John Egbert VS Ness | RAP BATTLE!

Notch Vs Scott but its zander

from my video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUgS3DJcD3U&feature=youtu.be

jack stauber - baby hotline (extended/slowed down)

Gorillaz VS Homestuck

Watch the video release here!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2E7UoyNfng

hee hee hee :)

Nekomancer as 2-D
Mancha as Sollux Captor

Sollux Captor:
the2e humanz call them2elve2 goriillaz? now what 2en2e doe2 that make
but who care2, there’2 no way you’ll wiin wiith paper for braiin2
kiidnapped every other week, no wonder your liife’2 lamentable
you thiink you’re meteor than me? you were liiterally a vegetable
you can’t 2urviive my optiic bla2t. thii2 2tu-pot ii2 2tupiid!
leave you wiith three dent2 iin your head once ii’m through wiith you, kiid!
from the voiice2 ii hear ii know that your death ii2 comiing
waiit...whiite eye2? 2hiit, are you already dead or 2omethiing?

2-D:
The sky’s falling Captor, drop out of this ‘fore it crash
Must be a Ghost Rapper with those unlively lines you spat
Trying to get through your slog of a story is hardly fun
It’s just a Sex Murder Party starring Kids With Guns
I’ll win this in a Blur, this beekeeper can’t throwdown
You’re blinded to the fact that your Last Frontier is Now Now
Program raps all you want, it’ll end just the same
‘Cause in this Game of Death you’ll be KO’d again

Written by Vivian
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Produced by Kustom

2-D VS Sollux Captor | RAP BATTLE!

ok so, holy fuck, our reboot's finally here my boys! (and girls, lol)
Trakked as Kano
Jade as Klaue
Beat by 2Deep
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by Trakked
Writers: Trakked, Redacted

Battle:
Kano:
Face the Black Dragon clan, and the Black Market man, 
with gettin’ a knife even deeper than Black Panther's father can.
I mean, you’re small fry, I’ll leave a shrimp fried with rhymes,
Taken by an evil cat, yet I’ve survived bullets for my crimes!
You’re pathetic, an unethical mess that I’m tryna face
Stole some tech from the Wakandans, and Klaue’s still put in his place!
So c’mon chump, I haven’t seen much o’ what ya can do
With or without the Klaw, you’re a shame to the MCU

Klaue:
Shoulda hopped into prison, but either way I’ll leave ya Cage-d
It’s safe to say you’re pretty weak with your arse kicked by Blade
Sonya’ll be doubting your own legacy and survival
When you face a Marvel even stronger than my comic rivals
It’s ironic, since the Genesis of your Superman stealings,
You tried the heart of being brutal, before you Wrecked it with Ralph dealings.
Now your rolling dice, rapping like your in a crappy mixtape,
So, go crawl back in your Kano-ball and accept your re-alitity fate.

Kano:
Alright, mate, you got me pissed now, your design shoulda stayed robotic
Ya got 2 measly cameos while we’ve had 11 installments!
This’ll be your Armageddon when I spit sick on this mic
But it’s not unlike the time when Killmonger took ya life
With a knife, I’ll cut your heart out, I’m a stone-cold assassin
I’m spittin’ venom like a Kobra! But I thrashed his ass too in the trashbin
Let’s see this eye-to-eye; I’ll shoot ya down with my beams
But this War won’t be Civil when I bring this Kombat to the screen

Klaue:
Oh please, at least my movie was successful, yours went down the drain
This Mortal lost his fight ever since the first game!
Couldn’t bring a hard-hitting punchline, but you’re from a fighting series?
‘Cos your questionable spectacles just bring up more queries!
Like, how does a guy with a robot eye fail overseeing being harmed?
My vibranium’s stronger than steel; i don’t even need to be armed!
So, keep this in mind whenever you try to betray your king again
Fights with me always go South, Korean ya into PAIN.

Kano vs Ulysses Klaue - Rap Cypher: REBOOT Premiere

Tomura Shigaraki : Swoldow EVGRB 
SCP-049 : Nekomancer

Beat Prod. : Tristan 
Mixed by : The Supah Master
Written by Kamren, Swoldow EVGRB, and Nekomancer
Idea inspired by Nooby
New Logo by Uncredited

Tomura Shigaraki : 
It seems that I'll be needing no assistance from my League of Villains
When I face the most overrated creature that his website's ever written!
You used to be tolerable, then you're added to Regalis's dropped fad
And now the only thing you infect is the contents of a preteen girl's Wattpad!
I mean just look at yourself, Mr. HoodedEdgyBirdAtHotTopic
With all the fanfics about yourself, your corpses aren’t the only ones rotten
Used to be compared to Creepypastas, never heard a connection stupider
When I've seen numbered docs done better from cryptic Youtubers

SCP-049:
Bonjour, je suis ton docteur pour aujourd'hui, Shigaraki;
Sent to cure the selfish brat who whines when he doesn't get his way
This doctor goes Hamm on the mic, with bars more fire than Dabi's flames
Got ill rhymes of my own compared to this subject testing for the Plague

Tomura Shigaraki :
Sheesh, I don't remember this one being converted to a Nomu
But with your ceased brain activity, I guess there's no difference for you
I'm surprised I could understand your writing, turn to your journals for example
Forget Euclid, this is one Keter threat your foundation can never handle 

SCP-049 : 
This literal walking facepalm proves why his league’s ruined collectively
Your abominations; defective, see. I rhyme the most effectively!
Received an entire arc about your crimes? How obscure
But do not be afraid of this, child; for I am the cure.
The restraints have been released, a Great Dying in this containment breach
So do not take that tone with me, leave the snapping to 173!
Your master killed your grandmother? Now ain't that some comedy gold?
Judging the look of your face, The Pestilence has already taken control

Tomura Shigaraki :
Between the heroes and yourself, I can't tell which one is more pitiful
Call yourself a doctor? At least Daruma's experiments were successful
Kurogiri, take this shit-Stain away, he's been a complete waste of my time
Left you and your creatures in the dust, like I'll soon do with All Might!

SCP-049 :
Even as the hands of your family cling onto their last bit of life
It still stands that my patients come out more alive!
Despite all the attention seeking, what really hurts, Tenko
Is that it appears your quirk's properties have only applied to the microphone

Tomura Shigaraki vs SCP-049 - My Hero Academia vs Anything! #1 (ft. Swoldow EVGRB & Nekomancer)

Danganronpa VS Homestuck

Watch the video release here!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQt9rWYhv7E

okay this is the last homestuck battle i promise :o)

Eddie as Nagito Komaeda
Alex as Gamzee Makara

CONTENT WARNING:
Adult language
Sexual assault reference
Drug reference

Nagito Komaeda:
Let me get straight to the point, I’m terminating your capriciousness
I’ve got plenty of truth bullets to end you with a vicious diss
I’ll overcome your Rage-fueled antics, ‘cuz I know that I’m better
Than this dumb and slow juggalo borderline sexual predator
Best be jotting notes, ‘cuz I’m rocking Hope, leave you sobbing from my mocking
You’re a stoner joke, decaying all your lobes, and I my thought my brain was rotting
Your plot armor can’t save you here, this is your Final Dead Room
So watch me make like Kanaya and split this jester in two

Gamzee Makara:
HeY mOtHeRfUcKeR. i WaS gOnNa HaVe A pIe BuT
I'd LoVe To TeAcH yOu NoT tO mEsS wItH mOtHeRfUcKiN hIgHbLoOdS
HoNk. ThIs MoThErFuCkEr ThInKs He SlAyS. oKaY bRo
LeAvE yOu DaZeD fOr DaYs, MoThErFuCkIn FlAyEd WiTh FaYgO
MoThErFuCkIn LuCk MaN, hOw DoEs It WoRk
Do YoU gEt It FrOm BeInG a MoThErFuCkIn OnE-aRmEd JeRk?
I'm MoThErFuCkIn ImMaCuLaTe. LeAvE yOu NeEdIn An AmBuLaNcE
YoU wInNiNg In ThIs RaP-oFf? NoW tHaT's MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcUlOuS :o)

Nagito Komaeda:
Thank god that awful Act’s over, you’re getting no applause here
All your “sick fires” were faker than you being god tier!
Your chucklevoodoo nonsense ends up as a slurred blur, so
Someone should ring Aranea and silence you like Kurloz

Gamzee Makara:
ShIt, MoThErFuCkEr. ThAt WhOlE vErSe WaS mOtHeRfUcKiN wHaCk
If MiRaClEs ArEn'T fAkE yOu'Ll GeT oFf ThIs MoThErFuCkIn TrAcK
EvEn If YoU mOtHeRfUcKeD oVeR hInAtA aNd HiS cLaSs
We KnOw YoU'd MoThErFuCkIn LoVe To HaVe HiS fInGeRs In YoUr AsS ;o)

Nagito Komaeda:
I’ve had enough of this clown’s jugglery, no matter how high you get you’re under me
In summary, I’ll leave you under siege. Harpoon ya like your goat daddy underseas
Leave you and your tacky clown crap like Chiaki. Crush every bone in your body
This kid is depraved so I’ll mimic Dave and end your Insane Clown Posse

Gamzee Makara:
YoUr ShEnAnIgAnS aRe WeAk MaN, i MoThErFuCkIn ToP eM
SeEmS tHiS mOtHeRfUcKeR’s MoRe SuItEd To Be “uLtImAtE bOtToM”
LeAvInG yOu SuBjUgGlAtEd, AiNt YoU a MoThErFuCkIn SuCkEr
I dIdN’t EvEn NeEd To SoBeR uP tO bEaT yOu mOtHeRfUcKeR :o)

Written by Vivian
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Produced by Tristan
Cover Art by worms

Nagito Komaeda VS Gamzee Makara | RAP BATTLE!

Jade as The Boner Pill Salesman
Dani as Sven
Written by Cole
Beat: https://instaud.io/3Zmz (When The Beat Drops by InsaneBeatz)
Cover art by Aaron G 
Mixed by Light

The Boner Pill Salesman (0:10-0:30):
I was expecting a good matchup, but ‘le blocky mutt has arrived’
The second time you’ll drown in flow, but this time you won’t survive
Doesn’t matter that you’re from Minecraft, I’m still the best MC
You’re as lost as Dinnerbone, trying to step up to me
Best hope your flame retardant, cause on this track I’m burning
Once I’m done testing this new subject I’ll leave you dead with Joergen
I’m seriously spilling T, Felix lost, and so have you
So many of your friends have died, half of your world is filled with tombs!

Sven (0:30-0:50):
I’ll be freeing your subjects from the hell you make them live in
Fighting me when you’ve scrapped your medics ain't a good decision   
Let’s talk about dogelore, who’s users sure ain’t fly like Klaus
A group of depressed millennials crying about their life through wacky dogs 
Your meme’s been melk-ed dry, I’m spilling blood and that’s a fact, see
I’ve got bedrock hard raps to collapse you and your factory
So much editing, at this point, you barely resemble a dog
Thank god your verse wasn’t like your story: painfully long!

The Boner Pill Salesman (0:50-1:00):
That verse was pretty cringe, bro, you’re running out of ideas
So badly put together, did you buy your raps from Ikea?
Not even my all of my products could harden your soft ass rhymes
Looks like the minecraft series is over, cause Sven just died

Sven (1:00-1:10):
Take a chromch out of this, you need decoys to stay alive
I’ll have you know, these aren’t the first creeper’s blows that I’ve survived
When it comes to flowing on a beat, I’ve seen better from Water Sheep
Now it’s finally time for Wonka’s knockoff to be put to sleep

TheBonerPillSalesman vs. Sven | Rap Battle

Cleopatra VS Marilyn Monroe.  Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2.

Cover art by SquidMan (effects by henry Jones)

CAST
Light  As Mr  Pickles 
Erin   As Fliqpy 

PRODUCTION
Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/123336/genres/gangsta-beats/blockness-monster
Beat by Tristan 
Audio Mixing by Jacob  
Written by Henry Trakked Powerpunk gamer 

Lyrics:

Mr pickles:
Let’s begin this Party, Animal, and give you a real reason to flip out
When I’m barking out these rhymes, you’ll lose more than a Tooth, no doubt
This Is not your battle, like Your Knife, you can’t Hide and Seek a win
You’re In Over Your Hedge if you think you’ll get away with your sins
Let’s Keep this Reel, Flippy, you’re not in war anymore
So quit acting delusional, like getting drunk before Season 4
I’ll leave you more impaled then when you were killed by Lumpy
This’ll be an Overkill  rap, for I’ll show Where you’ll Die like Labby 

Fliqpy:
Time to start this off with a bang, like it was a Tiger Bomb
That I’m dropping on this bitch. How am I supposed to stay calm?
Alright Scooby, Where are you? It’s  time to get Autopsy Turvy
So get out of your doghouse, if you think you have the nerve-y
More Weaponized than an Animal Regiment, cuz this soldier knows how to fight W.A.R. 
You won’t go out Without A Hitch, for I’ll Curve this Dead Man-ly whore
Your raps are plain Cheese, man, and it’s not just a Ball that’s Foul
I mean, what are you gonna do, little Border collie? Will you growl?

Mr pickles:
That verse was not Good, man. I’ll chew your head like if it was a chew toy
Ka-Pow! Like a double whammy, you’ve been knocked out, My Dear Boy
Why don’t you bite me more than love, as tell you what’s on my mind 
Why can’t this serial killer catch a break, as this bear’s show is falling behind
The fame of my cartoon, while you’re here today, gone tomorrow
This slasher will make you splatter with blood with my flow
Telling me to growl? Easy For You To Sleigh, for this doesn’t go “bow-wow”
It’s me you will follow, soldier, because I’M YOUR MASTER NOW 

Fliqpy: 
I’m Flippin’ you off like Burgers, for this will be quite the roast
For you are what you eat, as you’re almost as bloody as me. Almost.
From what Remains to be Seen, beating you will be quite the treat 
You never Jumped the Shark. Your Happy Trails never led to any achieved feats
Now you’ve seen my true rage, like how I took 133 lives
This battle’s survival count? 50%, for in the end you won’t survive
Your Silence won’t be a Random Act when I’m showing you who’s more frightening
Time to end this Vicious Cycle, like it was being struck by lightning

Mr Pickles VS Fliqpy Mixed - Rap War #1  (alternative)

Homestuck VS JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

this is a jojo battle not a homestuck battle

reilgun as Vriska Serket
Alex as Giorno Giovanna

Giorno Giovanna:
Buon giorno, miss Serket. I hope that you’ll indulge me
Because I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream
That I’ll leave a genocidal bitch more broken than her home
So keep on spewin’ your “8luh 8luh”, I’ll spit raps with Passione!
This Moody Blueblood thinks she can’t be beat, but defeating you’s a Little Feat
You’re a brittle geek roleplaying all day. It’s no surprise your spittle’s weak
This King could paint you Crimson, no amount of luck could stop me
‘Cuz I’ll be zipping your mouth shut without help from Bucciarati

Vriska Serket:
I was trying to go and FLARP, dude! *sigh* Guess I’ll rap though
Since this mafia 8oss twink’s less of a threat than his french Tavros!
Your verse was nothing 8ut torture, more than Narancia’s favorite song
When it comes to dropping sick fires, Vriska did nothing wrong!
No need for a punching ghost, my army of them is 8etter
Your goal’s to keep drugs off the streets? You’re just a radical D8RE mem8er!
I’d love to keep this Clash going 8uuuuuuuut I’m getting pretty 8ored so
I’ll leave you like Megido……..Arrived8rci, Giorno!

Giorno Giovanna:
Is this the second time something’s blown up in your face, Vriska?
Cause all your shots are coming back to hit you like you’re Mista
I get your mom’s a bitch and all, but you should really face it:
You’re just using her as an excuse to keep kinning a rapist
You’re tarnished by your fandom, turned to nothing but a bitter Sans
But somehow you’re even more of a nuisance than your Twitter stans
This Vriscourse is needless, there’s only one thing to be spoken
All I need is parentheses to leave a Serket broken

Vriska Serket:
Shut the f8ck up!!!!!!!! Your ass wouldn’t last a sweep in my shoes
“Ohhh, I didn’t know my dad”, at least he didn’t a8use y8u!!!!!!!!
I sw8ar to gog, I’ll fill your 8ody with more holes than your h8ir and then
I’ll t8ke a pic of your fucking corpse and upload it to Vriskagram!!!!!!!!
Now that I’ve vented, I gotta ask a question:
Where the fuck were you in Florida when Pucci achieved Heaven????????
I’m done with this clown, I’ve crushed his nuts harder than M8ryam
You’ve 8een killed 8y 8r8k spider without a chance for a requiem

Written by Vivian
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Produced by Kustom
Cover Art by worms

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