PREDICTIONS EPISODE - We predict that this episode is too long... but you'll enjoy it anyway. First we formally introduce Jeff Sutton who will be our eyes and ears at the 107ist board meetings. Then we get down to our predictions for 2021. These predictions are based on our vast, encyclopedic and in no way sophomoric knowledge of the sport and Timbers history, not to mention a lifetime, if not several minutes of thoughtful analysis. PVSP- Your Portland Timbers podcast

INTR0: PVSP theme by Greg Donnelly
OUTRO: Eightball  by the impossibles

PVSP 27 - S2E2: 2021 Predictions Episode

We're killing it in the off season! Or maybe we're just dead. 

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Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly 
Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly

Outro Song:  "B.O.M.B.S." by Dollar Signs - https://youtu.be/jU8p3RZENvI

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PVSP 45 - S3E1: Killing it in the offseason.

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✏️  Lyrics
Bad for you but you’re craving a drag 
I’ll be bad for you, keep you coming back 
I’ll fuel your addiction 
With smoke filled vision 

Do you like the way I make you sick 
You know I’m bad for you 
You only love me cause I’m toxic
Cause I’m bad for you 
Cause I’m bad for you 
Cause I’m bad for you 

Bad for you but you’re craving a drag 
I’ll be bad for you, keep you coming back 
I’ll fuel your addiction 
With smoke filled vision 

Do you like the way I make you sick 
You know I’m bad for you 
You only love me cause I’m toxic
Cause I’m bad for you 
Cause I’m bad for you 
Cause I’m bad for you

Bad For You

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IVORY, Hammerhead & Dani King - Bad For You

What’s coming up in this episode?
• Old Man Yells at Clouds 
• Special Message from Morrisonic  
• Minnesota, Nashville, **AND** FC Dallas Review  
• Table standings update, thoughts and feels… 
• Transfer Window Updates
• Reader Mail and Feedback
• Former Timbers update.
• Toronto and Sporting KC Predictions

Episode "art" courtesy of Rocky Martin

Closing Song - Yes Sir, I Can Boogie by Baccara - https://youtu.be/32wDFCM7iSI

Radio Free PVSP  (closing song playlist) - spoti.fi/3ndcaqN

Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly 
Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly

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PVSP 57 S3E13: Yes Sir I can Boogie

What’s coming up in this episode?
•Offseason Updates
•Signings, Incoming and Outgoing
•50th Anniversary / Axe Photos / Cascadia Cup Photos
•Predictions

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Episode 106 (s6e1) - Actively Shitting Your Pants During Silly Season - 1/27/25

This is our first episode, warts and all. We follow in the footsteps of two legendary local soccer podcasts and are quite frankly, inadvertently insulting them by entering the same arena. Does Portland need another soccer podcast? No. This is our vanity project. Hold our hands and tell us we are pretty.

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PVSP Episode 1 - Introduce Yourself

Jonathan calls in from exotic places to talk about the fancy new MLS anthem, the Timbers home opener, CCL, charities, Seatgeek, coronavirus, and all kinds of fun stuff.

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Intro music - Number 10 by Giuda - https://giuda.net
MLS Anthem - https://youtu.be/Hvl5x9f3KwM
Hands on Nashville - Donate to tornado relief - https://www.hon.org
New Avenues for Youth - https://newavenues.org
Street Soccer Usa - https://www.streetsoccerusa.org
Portland Community Football Club - https://www.pcfc.co

PDX Clarets - https://www.facebook.com/groups/pdxclarets

Outro Music - Alexa by Adam Angst - http://adamangst.de

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PVSP Episode 5 - Sh#t Show

Portland Vanity Soccer Podcast is a Portland Timbers podcast hosted by Jonathan, Randy, Greg, and Josh with occasional guests on rotation. We mainly discuss the Portland Timbers, Portland Thorns, MLS, NWSL, and the USMNT and USWNT. PTFC Til I Die.

For breaking soccer news…
For insight that excels…
For expert analytics…
...you better go somewhere else. 

But for a bit of craic about PDX footy with tongue firmly in cheek, inaccurate predictions, the hottest of takes, and plenty of off-the-rails moments, you’ve found the right vanity project. Just read what other satisfied listeners around the Rose City and beyond are saying:

“I learned absolutely nothing about the team. I’m not even sure these guys watch soccer.”
- Hugh Mann

"Like shepherds with some mics, they may have single handedly corralled the sheeple against the evils of the deep state."
-Stephanie 

“I make all my important decisions, soccer-related and personal, after listening to Portland Vanity.”
    - definitely the real Merritt Paulson

“¿Por qué ellos hablan tanto de caca?”
    - Diego

“They're pretty nice, for assholes.”
    - Dane

“They’re such sweet boys, but do they have to swear so much?”
    - your grandma

“I gave one of them a key to my house, and every episode I listen to I question that decision.”
    - Tyler

“Sign me up for cropped top and booty shorts day!”
    -McG

“I quit.”
    - Randy

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