*Jalen Carter is fast...

Jalen Carter is fast...
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BLUE JALEN CARTER

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CURRENTLY SPEAKING
/Is this the place?/ - Crassie M.

https://soundcloud.com/poweristic/goanimate



(dont ask why thats the image just roll with it)

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KNOW!!! YOU LITTLE SPONGE, SPONGE! I KNEW YOU'D COME HERE ON A SATURDAY NIGHT, NIGHT!
AFTER ALL, YOU WANNA DO ANYTHING! EAHAHAHAHAA!!
BUT HOW? HOW CAN YOU BE?
LISTEN. IN THE DEEP, DEEP ABYSS OF KING'S MANSION, MANSION...
A GREAT DEAL, DEAL IS WAITING FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY, ONLY! A HEAVEN-PIERCING WORKOUT-READY BODY, BODY...
DESIGNED BY THE CLASSICS YOU'VE COME TO EXPECT, EXPECT! (C)1997
KNOW THAT LITTLE NIPPER, NIPPER IS OUR ONE-WAY TICKET, TICKET TO MAKE YOU DO ANYTHING, ANYTHING. MAKE ME DO ANYTHING, ANYTHING.

Credit: stormstudios1

Dialup

* We once lived oblivious, unknowing of anything beyond what we had.
* For what we had, was enough.
* How long ago, was it now...?
* That we lived, in peace...

* However, our kingdom's curiosity was piqued, by a child...
* A mere infant, unlike anything we had seen before, had mysteriously appeared in our small village, a village barely even recognized by the royalty of our world...
* Of course, this miraculous otherworldly discovery set all eyes on us, for the time...
* The King and Queen visited us, the first visit we had received in a long time.
* Maybe even the first time...?

* We happily showed them the child, harboring nothing but the fleece they were bundled in, and a small locket around their neck, engraved with the number twelve.
* The Queen took the child into her arms, gazing lovingly into their eyes...
* "Twelve", she said.
* "Such a wonderfully unique name, for such a unique blessing", she said...

* Those were the last words we ever heard from her, our Queen, before she and our King departed with the child, to return to the capital, their world of luxury...
* We thought that possibly, such an event would grace us with the attention we oh so desired.
* How naive we were, to think we could ever be anything but a foot note in the history of monsterkind...
* And once the child vanished, and our King left filled with vengeful determination...?
* We lost the privilege of being even a foot note, forgotten entirely by all but ourselves...

* And so, left without aid against that... monster, that toyed with us, we lost our lives. 
* And with them, we lost the last of those who remembered us.

58 - History Untold

New thumbnail TASTELESSLY DERIVATIVE of a funwaa comic which was not directly inspired by the v2 of the krazmon hey every thumbnailby @gameing-gameing-gameing directly inspired by krasz v2 hey every by @jodielolol

This is the COMPLETELY MAINLINE, ONLY REAL, CANON, DEFINITIVE KLIESS CONTINUATION. I WILL FUCKING MURDER ANYONE WHO OPPOSES THIS. I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE. I HAVE 55 CONFIRMED KILLS AND AM PART OF THE NAVY SEALS. DONT MESS WITH ME KID. THIS IS ELEVATED BY THE SHEER GENIUS OF STOKELY FORMERLY KNOWN AS FORMERLY KNWON AS PHEEBER. I AM AMAZING. I AM A GOD. YOI SUOULD KNOW THIS ALREADY. IN FACT I AM NOT OF THIS REALM, YOU ARE BELOW ME. THIS IS THE MOST CANON THING EVER MADE. IT IS MORE REAL THAN YOUR LIFE. YOU SUCK. YOU SHOULD DIE. YOU HAVE NO PURPOSE. NO SKILL. EXPLODE, NOW! "Who wants a muffin?" $ST0K3LY BUY MY MEMECOIN NEW MEMCOIN
BECOME THE ALPHA MALE IN THE FACE OF MY GREATNESS. THE LORD XENU WILL ARRIVE ON THE 5TH DAY OF BABYLON. BECOME UNGOVERNABLE. INFAMOUS. ALONE. LAZY. WORTHLESS.
ONLY XENU CAN WATCH YOU NOW. GOODBYE. "Puppet (Somewhat), That Sung A (Different Tune)"
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*bzzaaappp zappp*

⏰ 
Welcome to your destination.
Time: Prehistoric Era. Figure the rest out, you lazy idiot.

<><><>Ugh…▓░Cavemen,▓░again.
<><><>There’s▓░only▓░one▓░guy▓░though.

Krispamton The 1st: Hello "Krisspamton"! Hello..!!

<><><>Do▓░you▓░have▓░directions?▓░I’m…▓░kinda▓░lost.

Krispamton The 1st: Hello "Krisspamton"! We Will Be Friend !

<><><>What.▓░No.

Krispamton The 1st: But Our Name Is... Similar!

<><><>I▓░don’t▓░care.▓░Shut▓░up.

Krispamton The 1st: ..!?...?,,..,!..,,..!

<><><>Jeez,▓░that▓░kid▓░was▓░annoying.

<><><>Y’know▓░what?
<><><>Clock▓░guy,▓░beam▓░me▓░up.▓░I’m▓░leaving.
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thumbnail by: not me not Thlot Zurtis made it
song by: Zein E. Obagi
vocals by: Zein E. Obagi
writing by: Zein E. Obagi
Art by: @2zurtis2curtis on discord (not @thlot on soundcloud)
Special Thanks to:((Nobody))
Deltarune by R.V. Pine
The Other Puppet by @lexxiemow
The Same Puppet by @geefel
The Same Other Puppet by @gameing-gameing-gameing and @judy808
The Same Same Puppet 2: The Spammining by @zurtis0curtis and @goulborne
Deltarune by R. V. Pine
THE MOON IS COLLAPSING. WE WILL ALL DIE.

⇭⇭ Best Collection Image & Text Jokes In Hindi & English ⇭⇭ ⦕P【S】, TSA 【DT】

This is the “Minus World (The Secret Levels From SMB1 you can find by glitches. I saw it on YouTube.)” and “Empty Project - PC, Max, & Linux and Standalone - ◄Unity DX11►” replacement for my (old) New AU, Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Same Other Puppet. Think about it, the motif doesn’t make spamonic decanonized. I have a plan.
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???: Oh! You actually came.

!!!: What’d you think was gonna happen? The fact that you made a narrator magically appear would’ve been enough for me to be interested.

I’m just here for 100% ok?

???: 100% of what?

Nothin. Anyway, what is it you wanted?

???: Ok. Originally me and the Swordsman were two different people.

???: Until we decided to rebel against the Emperor.

!!!: Then he put a curse on us. We would forever be bound together in one body.

???: Yeah. Anyway, there is a way to break the curse.

???: Inside the Emperor’s abandoned city, there is a mask.

!!!: If you can bring that mask to us, we will be free.

!!!: And we will make sure to reward you handsomely.

!!!: We happened to find a pretty strong weapon.

I’m in. But… The abandoned city is locked behind a gate.

???: Don’t worry. We’ve got you covered.
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Thumbnail by me.
Song by me.
Spamm.Code by Blueshroom
Gamer of All Games by Maz.


Cutting Room Floor - [Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Same Other Puppet]

* heya everybody.
* i'm sans.
* sans the substitute.
* i'll be your teacher for today.
* now, to be honest, i'm uh... not entirely sure what class I'm teaching.
* reading up on the curriculum seems like a bit too much work.
* so for today, you're all going to learn about quantum physics.

thumbnail by @ianori-179661015

03 - thick-skulled substitute

Spinning Top

UH, HELLO?
CAN YA HEAR ME?
YA CAN?
GREAT! TRULY WONDROUS!
[Music Cue]
YER PROBABLY WONDERIN' WHY YOU'RE HERE
WELL
I NEED YOUR HELP WITH A LITTLE SOMETHIN'
A STORY THAT YOU'LL HELP ME WRITE
AS WE ALL KNOW, EVERY GOOD STORY STARTS WITH A BLANK PAGE, DON'T IT?
GEH HEH HEH...
EVERY STORY HAS A MAIN CHARACTER
A PROTAGONIST
NOW, LET'S ESTABLISH THIS STORY'S PROTAGONIST


BLANK PAGE

https://pengosolvent.bandcamp.com/album/bravocat

It Was Nice To Know You Even If

Just About the Best Christmas Sound-a-Likes Ever!

Last Christmas (Originally Performed By Wham)

i will become the one with the pipeline

yes you can reupload my stuff on youtube please give credit if you do

if you see more unseen tracks being posted, no you dont. youre hallucinating

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