Lyrics: 

Why was the cat ever in the bag
What the hell's the matter with you

Authenticity doesn't guarantee
That everyone will like you
It guarantees
That you will like you

Man is born dicking around
And everywhere now he is locked in
The intellectual muscle
Is shoehorned into hustle
And i just don't really know where to begin

Rejecting excessive careerism
Meant that I was cleaving to a happy medium
And if you haven't noticed dear
I can definitely SMELL tedium

At the end of his rope
He said that ego was just swag and cope
His prevailing attitude was that
Personality is just arrogance and minimal aptitude

His wit was to be sure in proper trim
Because his advice was something near to divine
Namely that flirting with the chubby girl at the gym
Is like buying Bitcoin back in two thousand and nine

I've told you all this before
When the counter-revolution is done with jollity
They will make a fire 
With your beautiful oak door
And roast and eat your men of quality

While we are adumbrating on the humdrum
The protean are alike unto paul of old 
Who made all things to all men, 
That they might by all means rule some

Unlocking a key so significant it beat the Rosetta Stone to pieces
The coolest thing since the Brown Corpus
Indubitably proving our linguistic thesis's preamble
He said Zipf's law had predicted these Hapax legomena
And noodling on the final symbol's phenomena
He acted as if he'd circumlocuted a thimble
And exclaimed as if he'd made his day:
It's the klasmatogram for one-fortieth in Minoan Linear A!"

Back at the house
I got a question from my partner in crime
Why I carry a four five four pistola indoors
I said I don't trust the internet of things
She laughed
I laughed
The toaster laughed
And i shot the toaster
And it was an all around good time

It's the time of year
For writing internal corporate posts
That this meeting could have been better done
As an overnight visit from three ghosts

I wasn't about to go and besmirch
Her absolutely salacious bod
But any sufficiently crappy research
Is plainly indistinguishable from fraud.

And then i got back out to the plate
Deciding whether to hit or bunt
But the funniest thing
Was watching Alice from Queens
Entering hour seventy-two of a crash out
Arguing about the definition of combatant

She was miffed at my profligate shopping spree
Which netted sensational wonders near and far
And I thundered back TLDR

The Cat's Out Of The Bag / TLDR

Little Drummer Boy

Deck the Halls

nobody comes here anymore

One of three songs in a Christmas style inspiration for the holidays. 

Nothing's Perfect

The previous track we've tried fusion of Eastern traditional instruments of Japan and China to western Christmas spirit .. in this track we'll explore more of a traditional western Christmas choir and orchestral.  Dedicated to the Heroes and Angels of the Oasis Dufferin Community Centre located in Toronto, Canada.  If you wish to volunteer or donate you can find their website under Oasis Dufferin Community Centre, Toronto. Canada.

Oasis of Giving - Choir,  Orchestral

Last Christmas (ft Irene)

Last Christmas (feat. AMP Films Fam)

Instrumental versions of festive holiday season music, with a bonus original song.

Auld Lang Syne (Remastered Instrumental Version)

CONJA, THE WZZRD - TOWER TO RYUGU VOL.1 [Full EP]

[Tracklist]

1. STARING OUT
2. MOONSAMPLED
3. DUNGEON
4. IRIS
5. STIR(interlude)
6. CHOCOLATE
7. UNCOMFORTABLE
8. magicks_01.
9. SATSUI(bonus)

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Auld Lang Syne (Remastered Instrumental Version)

Prajna or The Elephant