IsmIcAnity - (Applecider [intro]) [2025 vers]

I'm back!! *sound of crickets... tumbleweed rolls through... voice echoes like I yelled into a canyon... or the McDonald's bathroom incident - which involved a disco king, an alien wearing a cheap glasses & moustache disguise, a bazooka launcher (launches bazookas! got a backup boxing-glove gun, too), a purple elephant who is CEO of a zoo that closed down but no one gave the elegant irrelevant elephant the memo of embellishment... why?  he never forgets!  but he never remembers, either...  to top it off, 2 Draculas walked up blasted out of their minds on blood-alcohol lvl from a 40 oz. - but how can there be 2 Draculas?  one wears a bowtie & one wears a regular necktie - professional bamboozlers of 13th century jackassery, I tells ya, but then you say "jeez, stop followin me down the street!  I don't want to hear your goofy music!"  ...maybe the goofy music wants to hear YOU - let's shake hands, you're fired.  I hired the Icee Polar Bear to replace you in the call center located in a meat locker. hi I am the only Rob in Luxembourg.  no there isn't.  shut up o_O

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IsmIcAnity - (Applecider [intro]) [2025 vers]

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