This is the first in a series of never to be released tracks from the vaults. This version of 'Outside the Box' didn't quite make the cut for the 'Father Of Invention' LP

Outside The Box (original mix)

Produced by Tom Caruana with cuts by the almighty Dj Nick Maxwell (who else), this was originally recorded about ten years ago and then released as part of Cookshop's taster compilation in 2005.

The Grand Tour

produced exclusively for the professor elemental patreon. Come and join us for weekly fun over at  https://www.patreon.com/professorelemental

Beat by Tom caruana 
Originally used on 'hard act to follow' by Tom Caruana and Elemental

Professor Elemental's Annual Review 2021

In the first of a series of enlightening interviews, Moog gets to the very heart of Steampunk's 'enfant terrible', Professor Elemental. What's the latest on the recent court case? Why sellotape all those apes to poles? Just what is Simon Cowell's secret talent? All is revealed here for the first time, in this no holds barred interview.

The Professor Tapes Part 1

A brand new track from the forthcoming EP 'The Giddy Limit'. Produced, as ever, by the incomparable Tom Caruana and featured in promotion for the Creative Assembly game 'Total War'. 

This Means War

Taken from the NEW EP released next week. This splendid celebration of Saturdays features Nick Maxwell on the cuts and production by Crespo. 

Everyday's A Saturday

Hat Full Of Sunshine (You're Fabulous Remix Feat. Sound Assemly)

Enter The Convention (Crespo's Comicon Remix)

A little morsel to whet your appetite...look for more action from Prof and the mighty Pete Cannon next year! 

All you can eat (produced by Pete Cannon)

A silly little skit produced by the excellent Gaslight Troubadors to celebrate my next show at Club AntiChrist in January 2015. 

Spank Me Silly! (produced by the Gaslight Troubadors)

A new ditty written for one of the kind people who pledged money to the 'Don't feed The Trolls' Campaign. 

101 Questions

Produced by L'Orange. Taken from the 'After The Flowers' EP. 

Stream Of Consciousness (feat. Professor Elemental)

The first song from the eagerly awaited album with Mr Simmonds,  released this April. 

Forget Me Lots

Here's a selection of comissioned songs created by myself and Tom Caruana. For more information, or to comission your special song, head to www.professor-elemental.com

PROFESSOR ELEMENTAL SHOWREEL

This track was produced as a special charity single for @RefugeeAction and fans raised a glorious £1250 for the charity! 

Produced By Tom Caruana 
Recorded by Matt Wilkinson
Mixed by Flevans 

I'm British (Redux)

Produced by Fresh Kils
Written by Professor Elemental and MegaRan

DOWNLOAD THIS SONG AT FOR FREE at: 
https://www.patreon.com/professorelemental

See Professor Elemental and Mega Ran live at:
Surya, London :11th May
The Yellow Book, Brighton, 12th May

Brave New World (featuring Mega-ran)

You can hear the original version on the album ODD BEAST by THE MENAGERIE 
Pre-order yours here: 
https://themenagerie.bandcamp.com/album/odd-beast
Produced by Tom Caruana 
Vocals by Dr Syntax, Elemental and Al The Native 
Scratches by Nick Maxwell
(c) The Menagerie 2017

This Much I Know (extended version) Feat. Al The Native

A specially comissioned song for the younger fans of Professor Elemental. The story ideas all came from the young people themselves. 
Produced By Tom Caruana 
Octopus model by Doktor A

Invasion Of The Tiny Robot Octopus

Another new track from the new album 'The School Of Whimsy', released 16th April. 
Produced by Tom Caruana 
Art by Kirby Smith

School Of Whimsy

One Too Many

Taken from the Album: School Of Whimsy 
https://professorelemental.com/downloads-cds

Featuring Willie Evans Jnr & Jesse Dangerously
Produced by Tom Caruana
Mastered by Flevans 

Tom Caruana: http://teasearecords.net/
Willie Evans Jnr: https://willieev.bandcamp.com/
Jesse Dangerously: https://dangerously.bandcamp.com/
'Make Good Art' dialogue by Neil Gaiman. Watch the full speech that inspired the song here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plWexCID-kA

Make Good Art Pt. 2 (Featuring Willie Evans Jnr & Jesse Dangerously)

Unreleased demo from 2016
Produced by Tom Caruana 

NOTE: After some funny conversations on Facebook about battle rapping a couple of years ago, I got sent a few dis tracks from fellow Steapunks.  My intention was to answer them and then go on to dis some of my favourite people in the field, just becuase I thought it was funny. Sadly, Brexit happened just after I recorded the song and the country seemed a darker and bleaker place than before- it certainly didnt need more anger (however manufactured it might have been). So I shelved this song and released a charity version of 'Im British' instead. This track still makes me laugh though, so I thought you all might enjoy it.

2 Minutes To Live (demo)

A new collaboration from the forthcoming album from Victor and the Bully. The 8th deadly sin is out on the 31st of May.

8th Deadly Sin

F.R.E.A.K.S (feat. Professor Elemental)

Recorded for the good supporters of my patreon, this is a little recap of the Professor's most splendid year. 
Join in the fun here: https://www.patreon.com/professorelemental
Porduced by Tom Caruana

Professor Elemental & Tom Caruana - ANNUAL REPORT 2019

A track from the Amazing Friends 2.5 Compilation. Available exclusively on the Professor Elemental patreon. Get it here: https://www.patreon.com/professorelemental
Produced by Tom Caruana

Amazing friends 2.5

The Man Next Door (featuring MC Elemental)

A pie in the face for Prime Minister Cummings on the occasion of his latest pack of lies. Resist, take action and do good where you can.  
Taken from the album, 'Let's get Messy' by Professor Elemental & Mister Frisbee. Available from professorelemental.com and all good online outlets.

Let's Get Messy mastered

I Put A Curse On  You (one for Dominic Cummings)

I read the first chapter of Mea Cuppa: the autobiography of Professor Elemental. Available exclusively from www.professorelemental.com

Mea Cuppa. The Beginning, read by Professor Elemental

A comission song produced for Herbie on the occasion of his birthday. 
Want your very own Professor Elemental song? Drop me a line at www.professorelemental.com

All For You (A Song For Herbie)

A custom made song, written by Stuart A, inspired by the Blackalicious song 'Alphabet Aerobics' and performed by Professor Elemental. Mixed by Tom Caruana. For a download, head to https://www.patreon.com/professorelemental

Lovecraftian Aerobics

A song to celebrate the brilliance of the Smugglepunk books by Nils Vesser. 
Read his work here: https://www.nilsnissevisser.co.uk/
Song produced by Tom Caruana 
Vocals by Professor Elemental 
Recorded at Elemental manor 2020 (c) Paul Alborough, Nils Vesser and Tom Caruana

Amazing friends 3

Smugglepunk

A commission for the the wonderful Miracle Sweeps Of London
Produced by Tom Caruana 
Vocals by Professor Elemental 
(c) Paul Alborough and Tom Caruana 
2021

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