Dave down the pub with his gammon optimism says we just need to wait for a few generations to see the benefits and the economy to collapse and live with visa's is worth protecting the borders because people smuggler's won't be able to get visa's 🤔

This is beautiful. Best song re-vamp there is

Hahaha love it, excellent redo on the old song 

I knew you were a proper gentleman, but this just seals it. I'm down with the Professor!

Haha!  Well done sir! I knew you were a smart one.

I'm so happy Brexit happened. Just seeing people trying to defend the European Union, oh wait they don't because you can't. All they ever did was Just spit hollow insults and that doesn't work!

yes, I must admit that I fuckin Hate the tories me. 

Track taken from our first release "What's Happened To Soho EP?"

Available from all digital distributors, and hopefully a real shop or two!

Bad Ragsaw Boogie

A brand new track from the forthcoming EP 'The Giddy Limit'. Produced, as ever, by the incomparable Tom Caruana and featured in promotion for the Creative Assembly game 'Total War'. 

This Means War

Want You Gone - Live 2014

Professor Elemental - Fighting Trousers

This track was produced as a special charity single for @RefugeeAction and fans raised a glorious £1250 for the charity! 

Produced By Tom Caruana 
Recorded by Matt Wilkinson
Mixed by Flevans 

I'm British (Redux)

I DO NOT OWN THIS CONTENT, I'M POSTING IT MERELY FOR YOUR OWN ENJOYMENT
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Bandcamp: https://kenashcorp.bandcamp.com/track...
iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/wer...

Have you ever wanted a doujinshi in song form? 
No? 
Too bad. 

Art by: RiceGnat http://www.ricegnat.moe 
Aranei VA: MegaMoeka http://www.megamoeka.com 
Kaleina VA: エミたん emitan http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=55... 
A massive thank you to all at the Medical Whiskey group, for the inspiration to write this song! http://www.medicalwhiskey.com 
Also a massive thank you to Lappuru/Henkuma/変熊 who makes every day just that little bit brighter http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=39...

Lyrics
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She was the image of my fantasies 
Long hair, purple eyes 
And two big pointy ears 

The Dwarven ale's on me 
And maybe you as well, girl, hopefully 
Now I didn't expect what I heard next 
Made my head spin so fast it'd break necks 
She said; 
Hey, bitch, what's up? 
You're the kind of girl that could give me the good long SUCC 
And I don't need first name basis 
Maybe we could pass it to each other 'round the third or fourth bases 
Well, what the hell? 
She got my mind fucked like Galadriel 
And I can see that we're thirsty 
Call it intuition but it ain't just our glasses that's dirty 

And I was bridal carried upstairs 
And I was thinking 'bout asking her for three hairs 
So here's a little secret to this 
Elves are quick to recognize lewdness 

WE'RE SHAMELESS 
Oooh, I love it all 
You might think I'm kinda crass 
But baby, you can kiss my ass! 
WE'RE SHAMELESS 
Stacy's mom can join in too 
That's right 
I delight in being lewd 

/// Okay, settle down, I don't even know your name 
It's Aranei 
Okay, that's a lovely name but--- 
And my name's Kaleina! 
That's also a lovely name 
Wait, when did you get here?! /// 

Aranei and Kaleina 
You don't have to explain 
I know exactly what you're doing 
But how far ahead did you plan all of the screwing? 
Pffft, cut that pussy shit 
Get up on that pussy, bitch 
Call me mistress like you know that you're working it 
YES MISS 
Put the collar on and pose 
One bitch boy and two elf hoes 
Well, what the hell? 
We got this far so we might as well 
And things were getting kinda kinky 
Essentially the content of a Henkuma doujinshi 

Imagine the scene; 
Three bodies all together, me in between 
Pressing up against my body 
HOLD UP 
/// That's a little bigger than I was expecting 
Which one of us are you using that on?! /// 

WE'RE SHAMELESS 
Oooh, I love it all 
You might think I'm kinda crass 
But baby, you can kiss my ass! 
WE'RE SHAMELESS 
Stacy's mom can join in too 
You gotta love those MILFs, man 
I delight in being lewd 

If you're into it, just be into it 

We don't kinkshame, no 
We don't kinkshame, no 
We don't kinkshame, no 
If you're into it, just be into it 
(x4) 

No, I won't say I'm sorry 
For liking lewd elf girls and futanari 
Yeah! 

/// You ready to go again, Kiddo? 
Yes, indeed I am! 
[[CHORTLING INTENSIFIES]] 
Oh boy! ///

Ken Ashcorp - We're Shameless

PUTTIN ́ON THE RITZ - A TRIBUTE TO FRED ASTAIRE (ALBUM)
Release Date: 2017-12-01 (Presale 2017-11-03)

➟ Stream & Download: www.smarturl.it/fred-astaire-2017

Produced by: Rainer C. Regatschnig, Justin Fidèle & Wolfgang Lohr

How would the original songs of Fred Astaire sound with a contemporary arrangement and sung by some of the most energetic and still sensitive singers of nowadays?

Did you ever wonder how it would sound if 1990s party heroes Right Said Fred sang a song by 1930s/1940s dance and film legend Fred Astaire?

We didn’t either. And then we just tried it. The result was mind-blowing.

So we gathered some well-known old hands of the music biz and some promising newcomers to celebrate the 30th anniversary of Fred Astaire’s death with us and record 14 contemporary versions of the old master’s songs:

• Right Said Fred („I’m too sexy“)
• Taco („Puttin’ on the Ritz“)
• Alexander Rybak (European Song Contest Winner)
• Freak Power („Turn On, Tune In, Cop Out“)
• Alvin Chea (Member of multi-Grammy winner „Take Six“)
and many others.

© 2017 Tanz mit Profis GmbH, Vienna (Fred Astaire Austria) 
➟ www.fb.com/FredAstaireAustria

Puttin' On The Ritz - A Tribute To Fred Astaire

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Alex Larke - Steppin' Out With My Baby

The first installment of Chap-Hop superstar Mr.B the Gentleman Rhymer's 'Histories' series. The history of hip-hop. In five minutes. On the banjolele. Chap-Hop hoorah!

Go to www.gentlemanrhymer.com for more info, gigs, albums, the bally lot.
Mr.B's debut long player 'Flattery Not Included' is available.

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