TRACKS IV

Your Mom's House Beats

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Dracula

Basement Jaxx - Dracula

GREEZY - E

Bohemian Rhapsody - Schizofonics Remix (Bootleg produced 2009)

Hey Y'all got a cigarette?
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F&CK OFF

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Bombs Away - We Don't Smoke Trap / Y'all Got a Cigarette(Free DL)

Your Problems

Something New for yall! Shouts to Mariahlynn & Thirstpro for the original track!
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Once Upon A Time (I Was A Hoe) feat. Dj Taj, Mariahlynn & Panic

Faded - Alan Walker (Tiesto Remix)

Once Upon a Time ( not long ago, I was a HOE)!

Dear Max, I can't seem to find you online anywhere, nor can the other mommies. I rip these songs from the videos because the mommies want them, and I think they should have them. Your jeans are the highest, and the tightest, one love brother. 

Max Newman - Your Problems Make My Dick Soft

They call me Yung Patreon
Walkin through your mom's house with my shoes on.
Graduated from Huffy to Dyno, 
copped me a Schwinn now I'm riding Trek, tho.
I keep my water bottle filled with Henny 
Bunny hopping like a motherfucker 'round the city
Motherfuckers ain't phase me
Gonna need a 10speed just to chase me

Cuz I'm a 24/7 freak-Daniac 
Bout to shit in yo mouth
How you feel about that?
Hey Hitler, I know you coming back
With Lance Armstrong's nut in a Jimmy hat
Put some respek on my name (Yung Patreon)
Riding bikes ain't a day job
And stop tryna pass me
I'll make you marry a fart cuz I'm gassy (woo!)

I'm like Steven Segall with the karate chop
Uuhhhhhhhh making motherfuckin bodies drop
Whatchu know about pegs though?
You need a ride, ho?
I'm a bi and poly nonbinary guy tho
Don't call me he, better call me they
Gender be astral I'm outer space
Never seen a fella pedal so fast
Ever since grandpa molested your retarded ass

My spokes chrome
My bars chrome
My rims chrome 
You know that we on
My pedals nice
I'm wearing ice
I'm throwin dice
Youfeelmeyouknowmtalkinboutimsayn?
BIKES!

Now everywhere I go people wanna know
How you ride a bike with yo jeans so tight, yo?
I tell em listen up Ill give you a tip
If you pull em up high that'll do the trick
Are you feeling this shit, gentlemen?
My asshole tighter than it ever been
Tryna fuck wit me man
Throatzilla the killa
I'm riding in hot while I'm poppin a wheela 
Next stop, brown talk
Gotta pull a bike over just to pop a squat

Make brown, feel it dripping down
Top dog piddypatter to the bathroom now
Drop them drawers, bout to get it on
Boom pow surprise it's a cherry bomb!

Hit em wit the blaster
Splat Splat Splat
He just painted the bowl and all that
Bert Chrysler so damn fat
Make a motherfuckin tire run flat. BIKES!

All I know is bikes
All I see is bikes
I be riding bikes 
I be stealing bikes



2 moms, 1 love,
Yung Patreon


Yung Patreon feat. DJ Dad Mouth - Bikes (Prod. by Blackxout)

Bert Is Fat

Made this for Your Mom's House Podcast. Just glassin'. Jeans up, mommies!

FARTIN N GLASSIN

This track was featured in the intro to the Your Mom's House Podcast, episode 376. I'm just glassin like a muh over here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWe-Oq2z3cE

Just Glassin'

I thought some tight ass jeans would dig this track and they could play it when they announce their tour dates or at the end of a podcast.

Just Glassin' HOT MIX!

Just slipping along this meadow man
Just glassin out here erry day
(Just glass just glass just glass just glass) 
Ima put that moose right on his ass
Ain't you heard this is how I glass

Woooo! Holy cow
(Holy cow is right) 
Motherfucker say goodnight 
Pull back my string and set my sight
Send my arrow into flight 
I got a really bad bite
In 20 seconds imma lose my shit
You ever seen a moose go down that quick? Naw

Bout to marry my dad what you know about that boy? Woo!
Best dad boner I done ever had
I'm a self-trained pup tryna sniff my dad
Some smell of his piss
A scent of his ass
A few loads of cum cuz you know that I'm bad
Ain't got no tail put that plug in my ass
It's Just like the gays
When you marry yo dad

Got any cum in those balls?
Had a double pipe classic in my overalls 
F A R T
Diamonds in the crevice of your pussy 
Vegan vaginas
Do you know how much money my smile is?
I've got a really bad back got a really bad bite
You'll call me duct tape by the end of the night 

Now do yo dick hang lower than the balls? 
Yeah? Tell the truth now y'all 
I'm the water champ like a waterfall
Where the Perrier imma drink it all 
Now how you feel about this?
Before you hit the shower get a whiff of your pit
I like my hammocks swangin' low
Now you can shit in my mouth through the hammock hole

Just glass just glass just glass I got a moose

Yung Patreon - How I Glass (Prod. By Sheph Boi)

A song from episode 382 of Your Mom's House Podcast https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIdTttP_pm0

T.A.I.N.T By Ramsay McQueen (Your Mom's House Podcast)

Now I know I’m not buggin
I feel that shit coming
On my drive home and my belly is bubblin 
And I gotta work on my turns
When I get in the house feel the shit slip out
Now I could really use a hug
Cuz you know I’m trying to bust a nut
Talking bout that eco sex
737 Los Angeles
Have you ever had your asshole numb-sucked?
Cuz Hillary Clinton just ate my butt
Now I know what you thinking but I didn’t dick her
Fuck what you heard I’m as ass licker
Look at the river look at the river 
Functional bras? I’m not a fan
I like to peep the nipples I’m a lace man

Me and my twin got identical dicks
I hop straight in the shower after I take a shit 
Then I rub then I rub then I rub then I rub
Oh em gee you guys are doing good

Machines within, machines within
F all the haters where the fuck you been?
Shits push the farts out
Moose soup, eat your heart out
Burnt's too fat to run a marathon
Log onto Drunkfatbert.com
Catch me at the hot yoga studio
With the brains blown out of my white Lambo

Yung Patreon - Identical Dicks (Prod. By Taylor King)

Yung Patreon - Scrumdog Millionaire (Prod. By JP Soundz)

For Real

Mussorgsky, Modest - Mussorgsky Borodin Pictures at an Exhibition - 16 Night on Bare Mountain

MIX ME!

Mussorgsky - 16 Night on Bare Mountain

All instruments and sounds created by Isaac Childs. Arrangement by Isaac Childs. Original composition created by FLOETRY.

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Yung Patreon - How I Glass (Prod. By Sheph Boi)

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