10 - 12 Benadryl

The Juelz

GREEZY - E

This beat is a @travisscott-2 remake by @Royoboywonder edited by @Proper

If y'all don't know by now it's too late
Got the shovel and rope and duct tape 
And we gonna dig a hole that's deep enough to reach the 
North Pole to put the bodies that we all hate. 
Cuz we made a lot of enemies 
Spending money heavily
Using a lot of weaponry as remedy
Motherfucker you tasteless 
Know I'm impatient 
Turn up the bass if you flagrant
turn up turn up turn up
Turn up the bass if you flagrant
Come with the payment
Stop by the station  
Motherfuckers trying to play us
Drag my name through the mud
You’ll go to sleep and never wake up

Fuck a safe house homey I'll hold it
I gotta hand grenade cuz i stole it
and I'm about to pull the pin and unload it
Explosion. Everything broken
And when the roof fall down and pin your ass 
to the ground you in your own shit
You already know that
If you looking for forgiveness get up out my business
I ain’t a saint, boy. I never leave a witness

Y’all taking our kids
Taking our kids out the home is what the war is
If y'all need to hold a gun just to get home
Better learn how to run when the badge come
Y’all taking our kids
Putting our kids in the dirt is what the war is
You about to get gone
You ain’t bulletproof with your colors on

Before you come around you can bow the fuck down
That aint yo money ho, what you got them bills for?
Now you done fucked up cuz I can tell this your first time
riding in the trunk with a blindfold. 
HA! You ain’t know about the street code.
Man, you don’t know about the street code
Better cry for your mama cuz you tried to make a dollar
On some fellas that be ice cold
This ain't a no flex zone so if you got no type get your flex on

Money wild

Keep it 100 - while I got 50,000 volts running through my ass, man
I keep it 100 - when the SWAT at your mama house 
knocking down the door real fast
She keep it 100 - she ain’t say shit while we 
slipping out the window or something
They keep it 100 - they’ll shoot ya in the back
if you got a gun or not with your hands up

Now if Ima tell the truth though, try to sell a loose smoke get a chokehold
If you in the store with a fake gun, they don’t need to warn none, shots fired till the job done.
Why you looking so guilty with your hood up, hands in your pocket on your skittles up to no good. 
Not afraid to kill a kid? George Zimmerman can suck a dick

What The War Is (Travis Scott remake prod. by Roy-AL)

They call me Yung Patreon
Walkin through your mom's house with my shoes on.
Graduated from Huffy to Dyno, 
copped me a Schwinn now I'm riding Trek, tho.
I keep my water bottle filled with Henny 
Bunny hopping like a motherfucker 'round the city
Motherfuckers ain't phase me
Gonna need a 10speed just to chase me

Cuz I'm a 24/7 freak-Daniac 
Bout to shit in yo mouth
How you feel about that?
Hey Hitler, I know you coming back
With Lance Armstrong's nut in a Jimmy hat
Put some respek on my name (Yung Patreon)
Riding bikes ain't a day job
And stop tryna pass me
I'll make you marry a fart cuz I'm gassy (woo!)

I'm like Steven Segall with the karate chop
Uuhhhhhhhh making motherfuckin bodies drop
Whatchu know about pegs though?
You need a ride, ho?
I'm a bi and poly nonbinary guy tho
Don't call me he, better call me they
Gender be astral I'm outer space
Never seen a fella pedal so fast
Ever since grandpa molested your retarded ass

My spokes chrome
My bars chrome
My rims chrome 
You know that we on
My pedals nice
I'm wearing ice
I'm throwin dice
Youfeelmeyouknowmtalkinboutimsayn?
BIKES!

Now everywhere I go people wanna know
How you ride a bike with yo jeans so tight, yo?
I tell em listen up Ill give you a tip
If you pull em up high that'll do the trick
Are you feeling this shit, gentlemen?
My asshole tighter than it ever been
Tryna fuck wit me man
Throatzilla the killa
I'm riding in hot while I'm poppin a wheela 
Next stop, brown talk
Gotta pull a bike over just to pop a squat

Make brown, feel it dripping down
Top dog piddypatter to the bathroom now
Drop them drawers, bout to get it on
Boom pow surprise it's a cherry bomb!

Hit em wit the blaster
Splat Splat Splat
He just painted the bowl and all that
Bert Chrysler so damn fat
Make a motherfuckin tire run flat. BIKES!

All I know is bikes
All I see is bikes
I be riding bikes 
I be stealing bikes



2 moms, 1 love,
Yung Patreon


Yung Patreon feat. DJ Dad Mouth - Bikes (Prod. by Blackxout)

Bert Is Fat

Theo's Song

Just slipping along this meadow man
Just glassin out here erry day
(Just glass just glass just glass just glass) 
Ima put that moose right on his ass
Ain't you heard this is how I glass

Woooo! Holy cow
(Holy cow is right) 
Motherfucker say goodnight 
Pull back my string and set my sight
Send my arrow into flight 
I got a really bad bite
In 20 seconds imma lose my shit
You ever seen a moose go down that quick? Naw

Bout to marry my dad what you know about that boy? Woo!
Best dad boner I done ever had
I'm a self-trained pup tryna sniff my dad
Some smell of his piss
A scent of his ass
A few loads of cum cuz you know that I'm bad
Ain't got no tail put that plug in my ass
It's Just like the gays
When you marry yo dad

Got any cum in those balls?
Had a double pipe classic in my overalls 
F A R T
Diamonds in the crevice of your pussy 
Vegan vaginas
Do you know how much money my smile is?
I've got a really bad back got a really bad bite
You'll call me duct tape by the end of the night 

Now do yo dick hang lower than the balls? 
Yeah? Tell the truth now y'all 
I'm the water champ like a waterfall
Where the Perrier imma drink it all 
Now how you feel about this?
Before you hit the shower get a whiff of your pit
I like my hammocks swangin' low
Now you can shit in my mouth through the hammock hole

Just glass just glass just glass I got a moose

Yung Patreon - How I Glass (Prod. By Sheph Boi)

RPC From YMH Ep 500 w Brendon Urie

Leo aka Ed Asner is back at it again with That's Where It Spits!

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Massive THANK YOU to TheStickerChamp for the Cover Art!
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That's Where It Spits

A tribute to the mommies at YMH and Cool Girls club everywhere.
If you haven't heard the podcast Your Mom's House- czech it out here:  yourmomshousepodcast.com

Thank you Purple-Haired girl for this awesome collab! 
Follow her on IG at: thedesperate0ne2 
Only Fans: https://onlyfans.com/thedesperate0ne

Lyrics and Vocals by VersaceKolache
Twitter: @VersaceKolache
Youtube Channel: 
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgurH_lbnYFRcuZDA8PrI8Q

Beat by Clarkmakehits (https://airbit.com/profile/clarkmakehits)

What The War Is (Travis Scott remake prod. by Roy-AL)

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