Ticket Please

This is probably the "This site is currently offline for maintenance and upgrades. Please check back soon!" replacement for my new and original AU "Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Same Same Puppet." Think about it! No one's ever made an AU where Mr. Incredible and only in ohio memes replace Skibidi Toilet and Sigma Males!
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C͟o͟m͟m͟e͟n͟t͟s͟ ͟1͟4͟  Likes 4

TheIncredibleMan (CREATOR)
"Finally..."
"I've done it..."
"Thank you, Kriskon!"
"Now, things are incredible again!"
"I'll get my super sexy supermodel wife back!"
(2024-7-31)
xXx_Kriskon_xXx
"yeah cool"
"but uhhh"
"weren't you gonna make me sigma too"
"that's why i did this"
(2024-7-31)
TheIncredibleMan (CREATOR)
"Ah yes..."
"Just give me a moment..."
(2024-7-31)
scaryfacts101
"You spend six months of your life waiting for lights to turn green."
(2024-7-31)
xXx_Kriskon_xXx
"who tf are you"
"also why did your skin turn grey" 
(2024-7-31)
TheIncredibleMan (CREATOR)
"I... I don't know!"
"I think... I think I'm becoming..."
"Uncanny!"
(2024-7-31)
scaryfacts101
"It's illegal to mention the gays in Russia."
(2024-7-31)
xXx_Kriskon_xXx
"why does your face look like that"
"kinda funny tbh"
"💀"
(2024-7-31)
TheIncredibleMan (CREATOR)
"Oh no! The uncanniness!"
"It's turning me..."
"EVIL!"
(2024-7-31)
xXx_Kriskon_xXx
"OMFG"
"I'M SO TIRED OF THIS SHIT"
"WHEN AM I GONNA GET SOME GYATT DAMN REST"
(2024-7-31)
scaryfacts101
"Hippo sweat is red."
(2024-7-31)
xXx_Kriskon_xXx
"naw bro"
"why you literally 💀"
"are you unsigma or something"
(2024-7-31)
TheUncannyMan (SCARY)
"y o u  f o o l i s h  c h i l d."
"y o u  d a r e  m e s s  w i t h  t h e  u n c a n n y  m a n?"
"n o w  y o u  w i l l  d i e,"
"U N D E R  M Y  U N C A N N Y  W R A T H!"
(6666-6-66)
xXx_Kriskon_xXx
"imma kms"
(2024-7-31)
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I did all of the things.
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by @utgdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree and @therealmaz
The Same Same Same Puppet by John 3. Same
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by Hal Labs
The Same Same Same Same Puppet by @jodielolol
The Same Same Same Same Other Puppet by me soon.
The Same Same Same Same Same Puppet by @promazter
The Same Same Same Same Same Other Puppet by @eppix-568263691
The Same Same Same Same Same Same Puppet by NOT me.

The Complete Myspace Collection, Vol. 4

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VISION (Heavenly + Extra Slowed) - UdieNnx, HXVSAGE

Ooohoohooh … Oh, heeheehee …
Kris!
Are you enjoying yourself yet?
Scurrying around like this …
You’ll forget to breathe !
But I know they’re important to you.
The SHAMBLECOREs you’ve been seeking out. And the DUSKMANTEAU I have !
What’s with you and toying with things you shouldn’t?
It’s not like you don’t know what you’re doing.
Is it the thrill of avoiding consequences?
Hee hee …
Or do you perhaps just not care ?
The ends always justify the means, right ?
But you know yourself.
You always flee from responsibility, no matter the consequences for others.
You’re selfish. Immature. Worthless.
What’s that face for ?
You know deep down you can’t blame anyone else.


[TSPa] [ERAM]

dbz reference woooah whaaat

this one's mostly just me messing around, sorry if it's not great.

DELTARUNE: Weird Route - Soul Punisher ~ (Vs. Susie)

This is the "Tumor In The Core'" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same same OTHER Puppet".

* Having to be forced through the grimy trash chute, you've been dumped outside.
* You can't help but wonder if it was worth coming out here at all.
* Garbage as far as the eye can see.
* You're certain some of this stuff still works, too.
* The smell is terrible, but at least the view is nice.
* You feel a little calmed...
* And having felt that way just made you feel more nervous.
* ...

* Just keep looking for the way to the logs.
* It can't be far from here.

Dumped Outside [Deltarune The Same Same Other Puppet]

deltarune by toby fox
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[COVERRUNE] BLACK KNIFE

✦ E'LVRYTHING WILL BE Chosen FROM NOW ON ! ! !
✦  DROWN IN THE SNOW ! LET WORRIES GO !
✦  ANGELS REALLY DO COME TRUE !
✦  Once you Nich their Name !

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happy dec 14nd !!

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tumblr: www.tumblr.com/zootyplex
ko-fi: ko-fi.com/zootyplex
official zootus_ server (im not there): discord.gg/PFZfntw3gB

NICELIST TwT

doctors would DENY this is a "Yo Spamton, wanna game? I'm Kris, that's" replacement. luckily i'm not a doctor 
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A Messaaggegg, FROM SpamtoN
Have I ever mentioned my passion for eating babies?
It's my FAVORITE way to kill time. And babies.

A MMMaesge from SquamKton
And by thDAMMIT

A meSEGge from SPpplmanTOgn>>????
IWIUOIEWUOIEIUIXIOVFEHGURIUOIERUOIUROIIPOIIHUW!&!@%^%@ HSKJHJ &%#$@ @!&!@^%!@& whg ag &@**u*&u*8*!@*(&

[MK] Erm, awkward!

A message from Steve
Cover's been BLOWN. EVERYONE. GO HOME.

LOBOTOMISE YOU WITH A YO-YO. WHAT’S YOUR FULL LEGAL NAME. ALSO STEAL ALL YOUR MONEY. AND [TSSP 2: The Spammining]

web.archive.org/web/20030213163300/http://perso.wanadoo.fr/philippe.tromeur/hybrid.htm

This is the “Maxx I.E. - Information Enthusiast” replacement for my AU, “Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Other Puppet”. Thank you for @goulborne with an h for hosting this AU. @ 1C 32 Respect.
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> There seems to be a floating lifeform here. It is slightly transparent.
[Action > Talk To > Lifeform]

“Right,” 
Maximus stated, his ROOTS Corp logo, “Reliable Observation of Terrestrial Species” emblazoned on his body in the process of fading. 
“What would you be doing here. And how exactly are you floating.”

𝙳𝙸𝚂𝙲𝙻𝙰𝙸𝙼𝙴𝚁: 𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝚏𝚕𝚞𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚏𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚜
𝙰𝚜𝚜𝚞𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 @𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝙴𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜. 𝙳𝚎𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚢 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎
𝙲-𝙲𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚔𝚊𝚒 𝚊𝚕𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚐𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚣𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚒𝚜𝚗’𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚔𝚊𝚒 𝚕𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗’𝚝 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚒𝚣𝚎𝚍
<𝙶𝚊𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝙰𝚃 𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝚃>
𝙸𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚌𝚞𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝟻 𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 & 𝟻 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚜 𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚊𝚕 𝚝𝚘 𝟷0 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎-𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚜
𝙷𝚘𝚠 𝚖𝚊𝚢 𝙸

Maximus, with a face he learned from a minimum wage cashier,
“I crashed here three years ago trying to film a documentary about human mating practices at Costco. You’re the first thing I’ve encountered that makes less sense than that."

𝙸𝚁𝚁𝙴𝙻𝙴𝚅𝙰𝙽𝚃 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚢𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚖 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚝𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚜 @ 𝚁𝚞𝚕𝚎 𝚅𝚒𝚘𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚃𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝙲𝟽
𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎
𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚜𝚞𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚄𝚗𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚊𝚕 𝙱𝚊𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚌 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎, 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚎 𝚊 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚡 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚁𝚞𝚕𝚎 𝟺𝟺𝟻/𝟺𝟺𝟼-𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝙹

“I'm not metallic life. I am composed of and powered entirely by Wurtzite Boron Nitride. And a horse carcass,“ Maximus explained, obviously sarcastically. Everyone knows the Wurtzite Boron Nitride thing wasn't true.

𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚍. 𝚁𝚎𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙲𝚘𝚜𝚖𝚒𝚌 𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝙳𝚊𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚊𝚜𝚎. 𝙾𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚠𝚒𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚅𝚘𝚒𝚍’𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚝 𝚍𝚎𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝
𝚁𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚜 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚐𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚢 𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚎 [𝟸0+𝟸0] 𝚜𝚊𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 
𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝚏𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚖 𝚘𝚏 𝟺0 𝙰𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝙲𝚊𝚕𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝙿𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎.

“Oh, for the love—“

𝙿𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏
𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚎. 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚋𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚞𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚎𝚍
𝙵𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝 = 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗
𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚐𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚢. 𝚅𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚊𝚍 @ 𝙲𝟸 𝙻𝙸
𝚁𝙴𝚀𝚄𝙸𝚁𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃 𝚘𝚏 𝚋𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎. 𝚅𝚒𝚘𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝙸𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚋𝚎𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝟷𝟽 @ 𝟿𝟿 𝙻𝚅

Maximus sighed through his cooling fans.
“...I miss Costco.” 
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song by: RadioRila
thumbnail by: ...me. yeah i learned art
vocals by: @mantiscephalopod
vocal alignment help by a freaking trolling demon @grassdemon
imagine theres the credits here because the sc character limit is fucking me over

The Creed Of Decree == [Deltarune! The Same Same Same Same Other Puppet]

This is the "world ofg my teal krispy" replacement for the AU
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<xX_Wildber$00+_Xx< i sprayed this EVIL. WATER. on myself!
<xX_Wildber$00+_Xx< now im EVIL. WILBER…
<xX_Wildber$00+_Xx< EVIL. WILLY. WATER
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"im so evil. i eviled you"
- your new boyfriend

song by @my-new-song

WORLD BITES BACK - [Deltarune: The DREAM Y Puppet]

@theres-two-of-them

why are all the notes in my new background out of key

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spunch bob (DEAD)