19. Spider Web

This is the "Jokeris. They're Joking." replacement for my serious and deep AU, "Deltarune The Serious Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever taken The Puppet Pipeline seriously!
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You want to know more about me?
So be it.
I'm Seriouston. I was born August 15th, 1963.
Innocent, youthful, back then. Unaware of this world's tragedies.
I never knew my father. My mother did her best to take care of me on her own.
She lived in a poor neighborhood, filled with gun violence and the like.
She didn't want me to live in a place like that, but there was no choice in the matter.
Once I got older, I was depressed, now knowing my life was in shambles.
I did well in school, but that all changed. Before I was able to finish high school, I was drafted into the military.
I was forced to be torn from the life I knew to being a soldier.
It was horrible, grueling, and once we got onto the battlefield, it got even worse.
The few friends I knew were killed in the war. One even died in my arms... I'll never forget you, Mike...
Eventually, I came back from the war, and found out my mother passed away. I had to live on my own.
I lived in poverty for years, I've still not gotten my life back together.
I worked a dead end job where I was constantly forced to do extra labor at risk of unemployment.
It didn't pay well, either. 15 dollars an hour for all the work I put in, and my overtime work wasn't even payed.
I've been homeless ever since, since my mother never bought her old place, it belongs to someone else now.
To ignore my struggles, I got addicted to tobacco and the like. I even tried harder drugs a couple times, but I never got fully addicted.
I've yet to have any friends since back in the military.
It's all been cold and brutal for me. My whole life has been like this.
The last time I remember feeling a comforting warmth was back when I was a kid, back when I didn't understand.
God. My life fucking sucks, kid.
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The Joke Puppet by @thejokingjokester

[Deltarune: The Serious Puppet] Seriouston. He's Serious.

Pian Loop

THIS IS THE "Spamton the Salesman of..." REPLACEMENT FOR MY NEW AND IMPROVED AU: "DELTARUNE: BAYES' PUPPET"!! THINK ABOUT IT, NO ONE'S EVER MADE AN AU WHERE THERE'S A PUPPET THERE'S A PUPPET THERE'S A PUPPET THERE'S A PUPPET THERE'S A PUPPET THERE'S A PUPPET THERE'S A PUPPET THERE'S A PUPPET THERE'S A PUPPET THERE'S A PUPPET THERE'S A


*You see a green, armless skeleton fidgeting in front of a dumpster.
*The dumpster is covered in black marker, all saying "I'M A PUPPET" over and over and over again.
*The skeleton notices your presences.
A HUMAN!? NO... A LIGHTNER!!! YES!! FINALLY!! WE CAN START THE QUEST LINE!!!

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Art and voice by @trouslin-a-bone
Music by @rothenotmale

Papyrus, the Glitch of all Puppets - Deltarune: Bayes' Puppet

warrior

Bumper

This is "THRASH THE WORLD" replacement for, once again, not my new and original AU, "Deltarune: The Same Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Spamton is a suicidal homeless man with depression and Jevil is a bipolar waiter with an addiction to drugs! (Both of their mental illnesses will be portrayed extremely badly)

* Reservation for Kris at 5 PM, =D
* THANK YOU, THANK YOU!
* THIS... CANDY... WILL REALLY HIT THE SPOT, SPOT!
* Reservation for Jevil at 6 PM, =D
* GLUG! GLUG! GLUG!
* I don't think you're supposed to chug them like that.
* Reservation for Susie at 7 PM, >=(
* FUCKING BITCH DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, DO!
* NOW GIVE ME MORE MEDS MOTHERFUCKERS!
* We don't have any more. Sorry sir...
* Reservation for Ralsei at 8 PM, >=(
* THEN I'M GOING TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ALL OF YOU, YOU!
* I'M TARGETING YOU SPECIFICALLY BITCH ASS GOAT!

Deltarune by Toby Fox
Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel

(I made this just so @jotismusicreal could make a mashup)

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet] - WORLD OF INSANITY

Roulx Kaard Replacement for Murk's Chapter Rewritten Take

Art, Concept, and Diolague by https://soundcloud.com/murksthemime

Dialogue:
* A-HAH! GOTCHA!
* So you simpletons thought you could just leave like that, hmmm?
* Tsk tsk. How little smart of you.
* But FEAR NOT! For i, Instruchion Manwelle--
* Will GUIDE your foolish little brains through these difficult times!
* Just press that button over there.
* An easy quest, it may seem.
* However....
* There is far more than just th-

Murk's CR Take - Instruchion Manuell

* Undyne
* 7 ATK 6 DF
* A Heroine, but only to herself.
* Former Queen and now Protector of BRIMSTONE.
* She won't listen to reason, you'll just have to FIGHT to the bitter end.

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet] - WORLD OF INSANITY

spunch bob (DEAD)