This is the "Jokeris. They're Joking." replacement for my serious and deep AU, "Deltarune The Serious Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever taken The Puppet Pipeline seriously!
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You want to know more about me?
So be it.
I'm Seriouston. I was born August 15th, 1963.
Innocent, youthful, back then. Unaware of this world's tragedies.
I never knew my father. My mother did her best to take care of me on her own.
She lived in a poor neighborhood, filled with gun violence and the like.
She didn't want me to live in a place like that, but there was no choice in the matter.
Once I got older, I was depressed, now knowing my life was in shambles.
I did well in school, but that all changed. Before I was able to finish high school, I was drafted into the military.
I was forced to be torn from the life I knew to being a soldier.
It was horrible, grueling, and once we got onto the battlefield, it got even worse.
The few friends I knew were killed in the war. One even died in my arms... I'll never forget you, Mike...
Eventually, I came back from the war, and found out my mother passed away. I had to live on my own.
I lived in poverty for years, I've still not gotten my life back together.
I worked a dead end job where I was constantly forced to do extra labor at risk of unemployment.
It didn't pay well, either. 15 dollars an hour for all the work I put in, and my overtime work wasn't even payed.
I've been homeless ever since, since my mother never bought her old place, it belongs to someone else now.
To ignore my struggles, I got addicted to tobacco and the like. I even tried harder drugs a couple times, but I never got fully addicted.
I've yet to have any friends since back in the military.
It's all been cold and brutal for me. My whole life has been like this.
The last time I remember feeling a comforting warmth was back when I was a kid, back when I didn't understand.
God. My life fucking sucks, kid.
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The Joke Puppet by @thejokingjokester

[Deltarune: The Serious Puppet] Seriouston. He's Serious.

Hip Room

[ (* You feel a shadow loom over your shoulder. ) ]
[ (* A menacing aura fills the room. ) ]

[ * Ace? Where did you go? ]

[ (* The figure from behind... lunges at you! ) ]
[ (* You sprint the other direction! ) ]

[ * A-Ace! ]
[ * Hey, y-you! Come here, you fiend! ]

[ (* It doesn't stop to pursue you. ) ]
[ (* You keep running, and running, and running... ) ]
[ (* Until no one could find you again. ) ]

Animus arranged by Retri @rp-retribution
Animus composed by ValoreGal @valtworegal
Exelovania arranged and composed by @sasterdadudester
Original arrangement by Saruky and Dielan

008. Hide and Seek

* HEY, KID! GET OUT OF THE ROAD!!!
* Wooh, sorry about that.
* Hey, wait a second...
* You're not some ordinary kid I almost bulldozed over!
* You're a HUMAN!
* Fuhuhu, oh man, Alphys is gonna eat this UP!
* Hey, human!
* I know we just met, but...
* My friend, Alphys, she's been feeling really down lately.
* And I think seeing a human might pump her up!
* Eh? My name?
* It's Undyne.
* Now, c'mon! She's just ahead.
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Song created by @bonebonebonebone.

Nggaaahhhh | Elver

warrior

This is "THRASH THE WORLD" replacement for, once again, not my new and original AU, "Deltarune: The Same Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Spamton is a suicidal homeless man with depression and Jevil is a bipolar waiter with an addiction to drugs! (Both of their mental illnesses will be portrayed extremely badly)

* Reservation for Kris at 5 PM, =D
* THANK YOU, THANK YOU!
* THIS... CANDY... WILL REALLY HIT THE SPOT, SPOT!
* Reservation for Jevil at 6 PM, =D
* GLUG! GLUG! GLUG!
* I don't think you're supposed to chug them like that.
* Reservation for Susie at 7 PM, >=(
* FUCKING BITCH DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, DO!
* NOW GIVE ME MORE MEDS MOTHERFUCKERS!
* We don't have any more. Sorry sir...
* Reservation for Ralsei at 8 PM, >=(
* THEN I'M GOING TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ALL OF YOU, YOU!
* I'M TARGETING YOU SPECIFICALLY BITCH ASS GOAT!

Deltarune by Toby Fox
Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel

(I made this just so @jotismusicreal could make a mashup)

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet] - WORLD OF INSANITY

This is the "Windy Days" replacement for my new and original AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Other Puppet". Finally... I have the statue! Are you ready Kris? Here I come!
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*Finally
*The Meat Soldier
*Right where they said it would be
*You lick the Meat Soldier.
*Tastes like fish.
*You take the syringe they gave you and you stick it in the soldier.
*It struggles temporarily, but then melts into a pile of goo.
*Looks kinda like you!
*...
*Suddenly, the already chilled air gets colder.
*You aren't safe.
*Better get out now.
(The Dark Soldier drops from the sky)
*Slime.
*Yes Hello Slime.
*Look At Me Now Slime.
*I... I'm...
*I'm Falling Apart, Slime.
*You Messed Up.
*You Weren't Supposed To Give Them That Much.
*Now...
*I'm Running Out Of Time Slime.
*If I Don't Take Action Soon.
*I'll Melt Into A Painful Mess.
*...Slime.
*Yes Yes Yes You Slime.
*Your Soul.
*It Has The Power.
*The Power To Heal Me.
*Back To My Perfect Form.
(The Dark Soldier unveils their sword)
*Face Me Head On Slime.
*And Prove To Me
*That I Can Do Anything!
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Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by Other McPuppet
The Same Puppet by overkill
The Same Other Puppet by Zinc and simultaneously chompz and not
The Same Same Puppet by those fellows at light swap
The Same Same Other Puppet by uhhh i dont remember
The Same Same Same Puppet by SpamtonFan1338
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by fortnitefunnies9
The Same Same Same Same Puppet by TOBY FOX
(imagine there's more aus here)
The Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Other Puppet by ME
The Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Puppet by senoktrashstupid
Vocals by John Earthbound
Art by ME
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[Deltarune: The Same x23 Other x1 Puppet] Scary Big Form Kris Before

* Could it be who I think it is?
* Kris, such a pleasure to see you! Make yourself at home, buddy.
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Theme for Ramb's shop at Cathode Co.'s Green Room. Ramb will tell you all about Asriel, his hobbies, his relationships and all that good stuff. Think of him as a sweet and caring Burgerpants equivalent!... Although maybe that's not the best example.
LW Object: Asriel's PC.

32 - Bit-Shop

Wake Up

Roulx Kaard Replacement for Murk's Chapter Rewritten Take

Art, Concept, and Diolague by https://soundcloud.com/murksthemime

Dialogue:
* A-HAH! GOTCHA!
* So you simpletons thought you could just leave like that, hmmm?
* Tsk tsk. How little smart of you.
* But FEAR NOT! For i, Instruchion Manwelle--
* Will GUIDE your foolish little brains through these difficult times!
* Just press that button over there.
* An easy quest, it may seem.
* However....
* There is far more than just th-

Murk's CR Take - Instruchion Manuell

THE WORLD REVOLVING - Deltarune

@theres-two-of-them

why are all the notes in my new background out of key

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet] - WORLD OF INSANITY

spunch bob (DEAD)