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The Black Templars are known for two things: their devout faith and purging the unclean. It's perfectly safe...as long as they aren't on crusade...Wait...they are always on crusade...

Purge 'Em All (and Then Some)

A new Genestealer cultist discovers that they misunderstood the assignment in this anime intro inspired song.

Jean Stealer Cult

A bad break up leads one of the Imperium's children right into the arms of Slaanesh in this punk style break up/revenge song.

Is It Sweet Enough for You

A Necron lord is completely fed up with the Adeptus Mechanicus breaking into his tomb and stealing and breaking all his things. He wants them off his lawn.

Get Out of My Tomb

Blood Ravens time doing what they do best...permanently borrowing things from everyone else.

For the Emperor (and Also Your Stuff)

Everyone knows that the World Eaters can't go to battle without a proper breakfast of KHORNE FLAKES!!!

Milk for the Khorne Flakes

Space Marines call each other "Battle Brothers" and the Adepta Soroitas are known as "Battle Sisters." 

A new Sister of Battle assumes that as a sister she must have a brother, so there must be a Space Marine for her. The problem is, she doesn't know where to find him. Maybe the Sister Superior can help?

Where's My Brother

We have all had those games on the tabletop where you just can't get a good roll, but your opponent hits all their rolls every time. This song is a tribute to that feeling.

Natural One


This song is inspired by a particular 40k match between myself and a friend. I was play Sisters of Battle and he was playing the Salamander Space Marines. I was getting absolutely crushed, but one Imagifier just would not die. This character (through good rolls on my part and bad rolls by my opponent) survived three rounds in close combat with a squad of three aggressors. She even "bonked" one to death with her holy relics. Thus earning the name "Sister Malleus" (Sister Hammer).

Litany of the Last Imagifier

Commissar Ciaphas Cain is either the most lucky coward in the Imperium or has the biggest imposter syndrome. If you ask him, he would say it's just luck, there is no skill involved.

This is Not a Plan (Ciaphas Cain)

Much knowledge was from the Dark Age of Technology, it's up to the Adeptus Mechanicus to retrieve what was lost. It's only heresy if you make new tech, they didn't say anything about old tech.

Fragments of the Forgotten

Everything Rots! - Tavern Music - Nurgle  The Garden Girls.mp3

My Blessed Rhino - Sororitas x Blood Ravens - Warhammer 40k Music  Tavern Song - Parody Music.mp3

The Wind of Tzeentch (The Lord of Change inspired song) - Warhammer 40k music x The Wind of Change.m

Ave Dominus Nox - Konrad Curze song - Warhammer 40k Music  Heavy Metal Hymn.mp3

I'm Puppet Spider, a creator blending epic storytelling and dramatic melodies with abominable intelligence focusing on Warhammer 40K-inspired narratives from the tabletop.