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The Black Templars are known for two things: their devout faith and purging the unclean. It's perfectly safe...as long as they aren't on crusade...Wait...they are always on crusade...

Purge 'Em All (and Then Some)

A new Genestealer cultist discovers that they misunderstood the assignment in this anime intro inspired song.

Jean Stealer Cult

The Salamander's are known for being one of the kindest chapters. They will gladly defend the average civilian with their lives, while other chapters would turn their noses up and call those people "acceptable losses". 

However, one time Vulkan decided that Eldar children aren't the same as human children, thus making the chapter the butt of constant jokes of being hypocrites. The Salamander's now seek to clear the air...

We Burned It for Good Reasons

Blood Ravens time doing what they do best...permanently borrowing things from everyone else.

For the Emperor (and Also Your Stuff)

Space Marines call each other "Battle Brothers" and the Adepta Soroitas are known as "Battle Sisters." 

A new Sister of Battle assumes that as a sister she must have a brother, so there must be a Space Marine for her. The problem is, she doesn't know where to find him. Maybe the Sister Superior can help?

Where's My Brother

Commissar Ciaphas Cain is either the most lucky coward in the Imperium or has the biggest imposter syndrome. If you ask him, he would say it's just luck, there is no skill involved.

This is Not a Plan (Ciaphas Cain)

Step into the dim light of a decaying jazz club on a planet battling the forces of chaos.
A beautiful Nurgle cultist takes the stage, singing not of damnation… but of love, rot, and inevitability.

This haunting jazz ballad weaves seduction, corruption, and devotion into one velvety smooth package.

She doesn’t want your soul. She wants your trust. Your love. Your decay.

Let Us Rot Together

Let's be completely honest, Warhammer 40k is grimdark...but there are some really silly things mixed in. Catgirls, Egyptian Terminators, Ork power of belief, Tau weebs... Inquistor Obiwan Sherlock Clousseau.

This song is poking fun a the sillier canon aspects of the universe we all know and love.

Catgirls Are Canon

The Legiones Cataegies, more commonly known as the Thunder Warriors, were instrumental in the unification of humanity across the galaxy under the Emperor's rule and were the progenitors to the Adeptus Astartes. 

However, even with their great accomplishments, they were all struck down by the Emperor due to the inherent flaws in their genes caused by their creation. Their tale is one of sacrifice, that the loss of a few will benefit the many. This sacrifice is repeated through the ages in the 40K universe.

This song is a tribute to those who laid the groundwork for the future Imperium of Man.

Echoes of the Thunder Warriors

The Fall

The Aeldari were once a great empire. Unfortunately, after the end of the Necron threat (post War in Heaven) they got bored. So they sought new forms of entertainment, each becoming more and more excessive and depraved. It continued to build, the warp became unstable as the heightened emotions of the Aeldari were channeled into it.

Until reality broke...a new chaos god was born in an explosion of warp energy tearing a massive hole in the galaxy called the eye of terror.

Now with Slaanesh constantly seeking Aeldari souls, they can only lament.

The final installment of the girls/girlfriends of chaos. We have seen a breakup, rekindling lost love, and seduction, but our Khorne cultist is different. 

She is obsessed and no one and nothing will stop her from getting what she wants. Even if it means treading the path of blood and skulls.

Skulls for Your Throne Release

Skulls for Your Throne

I'm Puppet Spider, a creator blending epic storytelling and dramatic melodies with abominable intelligence focusing on Warhammer 40K-inspired narratives from the tabletop.

We Burned It for Good Reasons

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