A non-comprehensive and uninformative discussion on: paint matching pains, hook suspension, potent poisons, dumbin’ dumber, faerie conclaves, empty threats, lowered expectations, pay-to-win games, potato bug children of the dirt, El Chupacabras and La Llorona, the Nightmare Creature Union, calcium bandits, podcasting in the dark, pairing abs normally, small town school house crock, pair o’ normal sneakers, interpretive dino-art, Axis and ALL-lies, Pythagor-US, speaking of the devil, Bloody Mary’s babies, and juking Tiny Hat Abraham Lincoln.

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Home-a-loan to Friday Night Frights

Ep. 11 - Home-a-loan to Friday Night Frights

A non-comprehensive and uninformative discussion on: the ol’ switcheroo, plastic bits, pickin’osis, Breaking Bod, trigger warnings, loan rangers, cow-voice, quick trips, cowtchprahses, chicken milk, conspiracy theory advertisements, urine the splash-zone, soap infused water, fluorideing surfaces, irrational fractions, burger number twos, six million dollar burgers, Steve Austinsurance, Adam M.(ST)D., pain alleviation techniques, prideful doctors, SFX-rays and Mad Scientests, and doing the doo.

Gurney to Barking Mad Scientists

Ep. 13 - Gurney To Barking Mad Scientists

A non-comprehensive and uninformative discussion on: impressionable impressions, Disney’s Great Expectations, Bart Skampson, Pure Random mascots, dead animal disposal, flying skunk hats, short names, super (useless) powers, back scratchers, churchin’ it up, Troyjan Horsing around,  summer stink, bull worms and jelly, grosshoppers, Jiminy Dance, hustling earworms, and BFF’s.

Sealing Kisses to Walks of Shame

Ep. 14 - Sealing Kisses To Walks Of Shame

A non-comprehensive and uninformative discussion on: Questions from Alex.

Alex You A Question: Episode 1

Alex You a Question: Episode 1

A non-comprehensive and uninformative discussion on: Brenton Wood n' Puns, unwanted deliveries, Texas owed 'em, Nerd slushes, ulterior motives, intimidating lawyers, The Kingpin, stacking the odds, short-term memory less, kicking your ash, frychup and ketchsauce, chuchin' it up, Gastronomy 101, blood sweat and guacamole, Mario's Mickey Mouse, Liquid Smoke, debt collection, Adam hippie, invisible brawls, superpowers, Bono's son glasses, toilet paper singularities, bathroom breaks and the space-time continuum, taking care of number two, Mr. Whipple and Charmin fondling, iterations in the Twilight Zone, and Pure Random Catcalls.

Brooding to Primal Urges

Ep. 15 - Brooding to Primal Urges

A non-comprehensive and uninformative discussion on: royal meetings, the Department of Defenestration and the Defenestration of Adam, hi(14th)story lesson, free dumb of speech,  cable TV, Archie-types, godless wicked creeps, Happy Days, knowing your role, podcasters in Dungeons and Dragons, support character support characters, escapism, negotiation commercial breaks, shameless self-promotion, Ivy League magic schools, fantasy reality checks, Middle Earth trail mix, redundant creatures, lonely knights, try-hards and casuals, Hector the Well-Endowed, Mike Tyson vs a Dragon, sabotaging siblings, and middle earth house parties.

Prince Bling to Sabotaging Siblings

Ep. 16 - Prince Bling to Sabotaging Siblings

A non-comprehensive and uninformative discussion on: Industrial Safety.

Industrial Safety

A non-comprehensive and uninformative discussion on: Foreign Nun Blondes, live action He-Man, framing, family antics road show, praisers, pizza roll dimensional analysis, angel elves, getting fake, steezy podcasts, living kind of in the moment, lowering your expectations, Christmas, martyrs, Rocky and Bullwinkle, Foghorn Leghorn, car wrecking, stunt doubles, breaking you training,  catty behavior, best-by porcupine milk, porkin’ pines, I guana live!, short tails, turtle flashing, ear wigs, ear wacks, emutional eating, and termite farming.

Ep. 17 - Golden Silence to Win-Win's

Ep 17 - Golden Silence to Win-Win's

A non-comprehensive and uninformative discussion on: Missed references and showmanship, one night in Bangkok Dangerous, ainting it fun, callous mom’s, free-range pumice, the grater good, getting a salted, orca-strated stories, putting it out raw, Co. Kane, sponsored by nonsense, delayed intro, Sir Apply and the Department of Work Force Service, potato rocks, wanting some Bailey’s, thinking you’re deep, keeping it real, infenestration, action court, edgy browsers, punishments that don’t fit the crime, how things are made, peak comedy, Captain General Mills, cereal offenders,  krakens, double entendres, and apologies & confessions.

All Night Long to Our Number One Fan

Ep. 18 - All Night Long to Our Number One Fan

A non-comprehensive and uninformative discussion on: Something in the air tonight, tom toms, Mrs. Jones, jilly beans, snorties, grass, getting dishonest, not not jokes, dunk driving, back talking, creepy baby parking, hair moos, feeding fake fetuses, digital-eyes, losing your train of though, unrecognizable interactions, all the fixins, toxic waste, doing anything for a sale, days of sour lives, kneel die man, the pHinal sour, toxins & poisons, things no one says, socket to me, pocket pants, mullet hats, and quetzals.

Jilly Beans to Mullet Hats

Ep. 19 - Jilly Beans To Mullet Hats

A non-comprehensive and uninformative discussion on: Mudders, faking it, crawling before you can wok, ER, Al is Cooper, Drew Carey's laugh, who's the best anyway?, gentle men, tell-a-guys, goldbLOOMS, time lore and entropy, bored meetings, backtracking, the proper way to use a lanyard, hiding footballs, might mighty babooshkas, merkin, spaghetti incidents, triple masters, swallowing your laughs, freeing the nip, impressive impressions, Nick Nolte bantha herder, celebrity memory loss, boomer web surfing, call tracing, movies that can't be made anymore, Alice in Cooper Land, Lucasing things up, vehicular hearsay, Where'd Al go?, backwards storytelling, provocative perverts, and Billy Madison.

Missing Mothers to Being Hear for Rears

Ep. 20 - Missing Mothers To Being Here For Rears

After working together in the same office, we realized that our random, nonsensical babbling was mildly entertaining to others and totally therapeutic for us.  The idea for Pure Random, a completely unrehearsed and unscripted show was born!

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Ep. 11 - Home-a-loan to Friday Night Frights

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