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Spooky Scary Skeletons (Remix) - Extended Mix - The Living Tombstone

Warning: Satire ahead. Watch the Music Video HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85tr8h0BjVk

LYRICS:

Intro: Hola Jorge! Andale, andale, arriba, arriba—  I don’t even know if I said that right. Sorry, I don’t speak Mexican. Ay yo Jorge, can you hand me a burrito? Por favor?

Verse 1:

I am a Mexican, my card is greenish,
My last name is probably Gonzalez Martinez,
I’d help you mow your lawn, but me no speaky English,
That’s why my only job is selling tacos or cleaning,

I don’t drink alcohol, less it's tequila,
I hate when people say tor-tilla… bitch, it’s tortilla,
I don’t need a SUV, or an umbrella,
Why? I got a donkey and sombrero,

Because I can dance with two maracas in my hand, hand, hand
Used to play in a mariachi band, band, band
I can fit 20 cousins up in the van, van, van
What’d you expect? I’m Mexican...

CHORUS 
Ohhhhhhhh ooohhhhh we swam here all the way from Puerto Rico,
And yes, we smell like burritos, oh oh
We’re just Mexican People, oh oh….

The law saw that my card wasn’t green, so I panicked!
Swam across the border at the speed of Hispanic!
Oh, mi hijo….. oh oh,
We’re just Mexican People, oh oh…
We’re Brown People

Verse 2:
I am a Mexican, yes, I speak Spanish,
But only when you’re around, so you can’t understand it,
Yes I like nachos, dipped in Mexican salsa,
Yo quiero Taco Bell, until they shot my chihuahua,

If you’re Latino, or latina, then you’re Mexican
If you’re from Spain or Argentina, you’re still Mexican,
If you speak any Portuguese, you’re still Mexican
And if your name is Luis, then you’re Mexican

I can dance with two maracas in my hand, hand, hand
Used to play in a mariachi band, band, band
I can fit 20 cousins up in the van, van, van
What’d you expect? I’m Mexican...

CHORUS
Ohhhhhhhh ooohhhhh we swam here all the way from Puerto Rico,
And yes, we are illegal, oh oh
We’re just Mexican People, oh oh….

The law saw that my card wasn’t green, so I panicked!
Swam across the border at the speed of Hispanic!
Oh, mi hijo….. oh oh,
We’re just Mexican People, oh oh…
We’re Brown People

Bridge:

I work as a maid for white people and it’s probably because their kids are messy,
And because they can afford me, it’s only like a penny a week but you know...


Verse 3 (rap):

Hola, homie, I’m in your garden with a machete,
The students in college hate me cause they don’t mess with them essays,
I’m a laker just like Kobe, I built my house with adobe, 
I’m teaching my black friends how to swim…. haha… because...


CHORUS:
Ohhhhhhhh ooohhhhh we swam here all the way from Puerto Rico,
And yes, we smell like burritos, oh oh
We’re just Mexican People, oh oh….

The law saw that my card wasn’t green, so I panicked!
Swam across the border at the speed of Hispanic!
Oh, mi hijo….. oh oh,
We’re just Mexican People, oh oh…
We’re Brown People

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The Mexican People Song

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XXXTENTACION - Look At Me! (Prod. ROJAS & Jimmy Duval)

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Twitter: @ImRealUgly

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Bad and Boujee (Feat. Lil Uzi Vert) [Prod. By Metro Boomin]

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Mr. Clean [prod. white shinobi]

Nintendo Mii Channel Theme Song [EAR RAPE]

DANCE TILL YOU'RE DEAD

Welcome - (moana)  But its sung by a prepubescent 15 year old

I don't own this masterpiece.

Original Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GFTWlhNkm4 (Woozma ft. Seal Wizard)

Original Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPAbx5kgCJo (Auli'i Cravalho)

HOW FAR ILL TOAD

DBANGZ THICK NIGGAS AND ANIME BITCHES BUT HE IS WHITE

DISCLAIMER: I do not own this song this was uploaded for personal usage and will be deleted if the song is uploaded by James onto SoundCloud. Please look at the original on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAb_bCtKuXg

TheOdd1sOut - Life Is Fun - Ft. Boyinaband (Official Music Video)

Falling Down Lil Peep and XXXtentacion (8D AUDIO) USE HEADPHONES

Here's a Eurobeat Remix I did for fun of the fantastic Corneria theme from Star Fox on the SNES. This is just a fan tribute, I don't own the original composition. Original composition by Hajime Hirasawa.
Star Fox is property of Nintendo.

Star Fox - Corneria [Eurobeat Remix]

This song was made from Silvagunner, famous maker of remixes who used Nintendo games' tracks to make themes like this one.

Rip Silvagunner, you'll be missed.

anime song meme that no one cares about anymore

빌어 먹을cough.