I hate pineapples.

鳳梨花乾
鳳梨炒飯
鳳梨蝦球
鳳梨沙拉
鳳梨牛奶
鳳梨土司
鳳梨肉醬
鳳梨蛋糕
鳳梨排骨
鳳梨皮薩
鳳梨冰沙
鳳梨罐頭
鳳梨啤酒
鳳梨炒蛋
鳳梨咖啡
鳳梨雞湯

幹 我也想支持本土鳳梨
可是我就不吃鳳梨嗎
為什麼杯葛偏要杯葛我不吃的東西
不能杯葛草莓什麼的
你知道我一年買多少籃草莓嗎
那鳳梨根本就是惡魔之果嗎
然後不要說那是榴槤
你敢shit talk榴槤你看


我就是不敢吃鳳梨
就真的覺得很噁心
不管是熬果醬
還是烤披薩上
那味道就是澀
不要再餵我
我就是不敢吃鳳梨
就真的覺得很噁心
不管是熬雞湯
或做成冰沙
那味道都一樣
不要再問我
我就是不敢吃鳳梨

Pineapple flakes
Pineapple fried rice
Pineapple shrimp balls
Pineapple salad

Pineapple milk
Pineapple toast
Pineapple gravy
Pineapple cake

Pineapple ribs
Pineapple pizza
Pineapple smoothie
Pineapple cans

Pineapple beer
Pineapple omelette
Pineapple coffee
Pineapple chicken broth

I just really don’t like pineapples
They’re fuckin disgusting
Whether its made into jam
Or baked on pizza
It taste bad
Don’t try to feed me
I just really don’t like pineapples
They’re fuckin disgusting
Whether its made into soup
Or blended into smoothie
It all taste the same
Stop asking me
I just really don’t like pineapples

Y'know what, I also wanna support local farmers
But I just don’t like pineapples
Why do they have to boycott something I don’t like
Can’t they boycott strawberries or some shit
Y’know how many crates of strawberry I buy a year?
Pineapples are devil incarnate man
And don’t tell me that’s durian
I swear to god if you dare defame durian

I Hate Pineapples

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A song written in character by my bard, Yomita, in our DnD campaign.

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