feelin glass shards rippin my arm
feel the blood drippin out of my skin
yea my head feels real fuckin light
if ya feel it claim insurance tonight

if you wanna learn, you just need to ask more
cos i'm about to give out more game than you could buy a class for
all you're gonna need is a passport and a glass door
and you can be educated as fuck n only half poor

first go sign up for lemonade insurance
make sure you do this first or your hand's gonna be ruined
pick the option with the burglar bars and the smoke alarms
so you can pay $8/mo and not a leg and arm

now lemme break it down: the shower door method
you break the glass with your hand then the money you collect it
the renter's insurance are gonna pay up man they expect it
now go to university and spend what you collected

now you might think this shit is funny
but I'm pickin glass out my hand n countin up my money

if you think life comes free you can sit, cry & cower
but if you wanna cook a degree you gotta break a couple showers

the shower door method

If you're messin with the best, you gon' die like the rest.

Produced by the venerable Mikal kHill.
Written, Recorded, Mixed by 0xdade

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They're calling it a cyber weapon when I step in
Cause I threaten every network, keep your keys in my possession
They've likened my attacks to a cyber armageddon 
A cyber pearl harbor, cyber world war starter
Took over your network, now I own your whole domain
I've backdoored every router from Tokyo to Spain
I control the gas, the power, and the water main
Make that data rain, bout to make your data rain
With a half a dozen bytes I could black out half the web
For forty days, forty nights, I'm ducking Brian Krebs
Keep the packets flooding, keep the malware process running
and I Dip into the crypto when I need a little funding
Tiptoe through the tulips and I'm gone without a trace
If you think I'll ever screw up, I might put you in your place
I'm watching when you boot up, webcam all up in your face
Every mistake you ever make, every file you erase 

If you messin with the best, you gon' die like the rest
I'm not saying I'm the best, I'm just better than the rest
So put me to the test buddy - be my guest
Mess with the best -- die like the rest
If you messin with the best, you gon' die like the rest
I'm not saying I'm the best, I'm just better than the rest
So put me to the test buddy - be my guest
Mess with the best -- die like the rest

Heavy is the head that wears the crown (wears the crown)
Ready is the crowd to strike you down (strike you down)
Sweaty are the nerds who try to clown (try to clown)
Deadly are my words so settle down (settle down)
I've heard my work described as an act of magic
It's an act of nature, the results are tragic
Your network being flooded look at all that traffic
You think you're holding up? That ain't even half it 
While you're lookin left, got your data going right
I'm a master of this shell game, reaching new heights
Playing three card monte with a couple terabytes
Then I'm gone without a trace like a shadow in the night
Don't even try to clean me out, you're always gonna fail
You can wipe every system and follow every trail
But when I go to war, I do it full scale
I've got shells in every cable that you've sent up in the mail

If you messin with the best, you gon' die like the rest
I'm not saying I'm the best, I'm just better than the rest
So put me to the test buddy - be my guest
Mess with the best -- die like the rest
If you messin with the best, you gon' die like the rest
I'm not saying I'm the best, I'm just better than the rest
So put me to the test buddy - be my guest
Mess with the best -- die like the rest

Mess With The Best

minicard

ЬⅰtϲҺ ⅰ ⅽаη’t ѕⅼееρ
ⅾеⅿоηѕ іη ⅿу ⅿⅰηԁ аɳԁ tҺеУ сrеер
сօηѕіѕtеɳt аⅼⅼоⅽаtⅰоη
gоt а ⅿеⅿоrу ⅼеаk  
    
‐‐‐    
      
 ‐ ⅰt аіη’t ѕwееt ‐    
    
ⅼօоk ⅿе іη ⅿу еуеѕ, Уоυ ⅽаɳ’t, уօυ’rе tօо wеаk
уоυ саη ѕее tҺе раіɳ іηѕіⅾе ⅿе, ɳо і’ⅿ ηоt υηⅰqυе
ɳееⅾ а ⅼіttⅼе frеаk ЬⅰtсҺ tҺаt ⅾоɳ’t kηօw Һօw tо ѕɳеаk
ⅽаυѕе ⅿУ trυѕt іѕѕυеѕ ԁо ɳоt аⅼⅼօw υɳkɳоwη ΡІⅮѕ

tҺаtѕ wҺу ⅰ grір tҺе ⅿоtҺаfυсkіη ѕⅰg
trУ tօ ԁrоwη ⅿу ⅾеⅿоɳѕ wⅰtҺ а ⅼіηе аηⅾ а ѕwіg
Ьυt tҺеу оρеɳ rⅰgҺt υρ аɳⅾ ѕау ⅿօ’ ρⅼеаѕе
сօɳtrоⅼⅼⅰη ρаϲkеt trаηѕⅿⅰѕѕⅰօηѕ tо ρυt ⅿУѕеⅼf аt еаѕе 

і ϲаɳ υηԁеrѕtаɳⅾ tҺеѕе ⅿаⅽҺⅰɳеѕ
Ьυt Һυⅿаηѕ аrе а ⅿυϲҺ ⅿоrе ⅽօⅿρⅼе× fоrⅿ оf ⅾіѕеаѕе
tо fυⅼⅼУ υηԁеrѕtаɳԁ оυrѕеⅼ⋎еѕ, wе саɳηօt ѕυсϲееⅾ
оυr ρօіɳt օf rеfеrеηсе оηⅼУ ⅼеηⅾѕ ⅰtѕеⅼf tо ⅾеfеаt

і ⅾօɳ’t rеаⅼⅼУ wаɳɳа wаkе υр
ѕо wҺу wօυⅼԁ і wаηηа gօ tо ѕⅼеер
саυѕе ⅰ ԁօɳ’t rеаⅼⅼу wаɳɳа Ье tеаѕеⅾ
іf уօυ wаηt ⅿе, ⅾеаtҺ, tҺеη gеt υρ օη уօ kɳееѕ

ⅰ ⅾеrі⌄е ѕtrеɳgtҺ frօⅿ аⅽϲеρtⅰηg ⅿу օwη ԁеаtҺ
ⅰt’ѕ wҺаt ⅿаkеѕ ⅿе ѕօ fаtаⅼ ѕо ԁօη’t ⅿаkе tҺе wrоɳg ѕtер 
tҺе rеаⅼ օɳеѕ kηօw і’ⅼⅼ Ье ЬУ tҺеⅰr ѕіⅾе ⅽаυѕе Һе ρrօtесϲ
tҺе ѕɳаkеѕ gеt tҺе ⅾԁ іf=Һօⅼⅼօwѕ оf=ηесⅽ

‐ wҺаt ԁіⅾ Уօυ ехρеⅽt ‐

tҺаt ⅰ wаѕ ϳυѕt ѕօυɳⅾϲⅼօυԁ rарρіη
ѕҺоw υр аη і’ⅿⅿа ѕҺօw уоυ јυѕt Һоw уυηg ⅰηɳаɳеt ϲаρρⅰη
аіη’t ɳо ⅿоtҺаfυсⅽⅰɳ tҺеаtеr ‐ ɳօ wе аⅰη’t асtіɳ
уօυ ϲаɳ trУ ⅿе ⅰf уоυ е⌵еr rеаⅼⅼу tҺⅰηk tҺаt ⅰ аⅿ ⅼаⅽkіɳ
  
tҺеѕе wаⅼⅼѕ tҺаt і Ьυⅰⅼԁ ρυt ⅽҺіηа tо ѕҺаⅿе
tҺеѕе rарреrѕ ⅿаkе tҺⅰѕ раѕѕⅰоη ⅼօօk wау tօо fυϲkіɳ ⅼаⅿе
fіrѕt ⅰ ⅽҺесϲ ⅿУ rеаr⌵іеw tҺеɳ і’ⅿ ѕρееⅾⅰɳ ⅾօwɳ ⅿу ⅼаηе
рⅼеаѕе ⅾо ηоt gеt tҺе wrоηg іⅾеа, ⅰ ⅾօn't care Ьоυt ⅿу ηаⅿе

‐ УеаҺ fυсk іt ‐

ѕеrνеrѕ ⅼⅰkе ѕаηԁⅽаѕtⅼеѕ wаtсҺ еⅿ fаⅼⅼ
tҺrоwаwаУ ⅼ×ϲ ϲօɳtаⅰɳеrѕ ⅰѕ аⅼⅼ Һе fυϲkⅰη ѕаw
Ьυіⅼԁⅰη υр іⅼⅼυѕіоɳѕ рrօ⋎іԁе ѕУⅿЬоⅼѕ саⅼⅼ еⅿ fаkе  fⅼаwѕ
tҺіηkіη Уօυ gоɳ tаkе օυt а zоⅿЬⅰе ⅼіkе ЬⅰtⅽҺ fυϲk ηаҺ

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ВІΤСН Ι САΝ’Т ՏⅬЕΕΡ

АΗʗІ

I bought this beat like three years ago and finally got around to doing something with it.

Beat: Suede Christmas Challenge - Dj Suede the remix god
Mixed: Mikal kHill

Lyrics:
You ain’t never really met a man like me
Never met a man with a plan like me
who can scan like me on your LAN like me
Name a bigger fan of the clan than me
RZA and GZA, the Ghostface Killah
Call me Tarzan ‘cause I hang with guerillas
Invading your space like my name was Attila
Shippin more fire than even Mozilla
Knockin down your whole net block (block)
Killin time with rhyme til past nine o’clock
Show up after dark so I can pick your lock
Find your dirty laundry so I can short your stock
Off to Manila to chill in my villa
Botnet’s got more zombies than Thriller
Put my head on my pillow, this bar is just a filla
Back to my grind, and it’s back to the hack
Hack back in my backpack and a snack pack in my knapsack
Flashback to the laugh tracks that I heard in my hatchback
They said I was a sad sack, money I couldn’t stack that,  WinRAR, I couldn’t crack that
Now I work from home and I’m runnin nmap
But this network’s pretty big so I thought I’d write this rap

Hacky Holidays

methods

Lyrics:
Got my loaders linking static I'm a malware slingin addict
Infection automatic from yo basement to yo attic
Defacement systematic with a knack for the dramatic
I'm infecting the replacements cause it's only symptomatic
Root on your whole network and I'm nestled in the fabric
I'm resting in the boot sector you'on't even know I hacked it
Recruitin all your phones to be shootin while I'm at it
Salute to all the DGs on my level with these packets
I'm Baba Yaga with a Yagi cause the signal gettin spotty
Chicken you will not see when your clickin gettin sloppy
I'm rushin through your lobby cause I'm feelin kinda cocky
I'm thee villain not a copy and you know you never stop me
Mistook me for a bear and I'm feelin very fancy
And my homies feelin cozy when we actin vigilante
We in it for the mayhem and we're here to up the ante
Droppin gr33tz to ZFO and all them other antis

Advanced Persistent Threat and we run the internet
Ain't been caught yet we ain't even broke a sweat
Equally advanced and persistent as it get
Probably in your network would you care to place a bet
Advanced Persistent Threat and we run the internet
Ain't been caught yet we ain't even broke a sweat
Equally advanced and persistent as it get
Probably in your network would you care to place a bet

Takin over socials like Mark - goes dadada
Breakin in your office after dark like ha ha ha
"We take security seriously" sike - blah blah blah
"But we bought CrowdStrike" - ooh la la la
We ain't afraid no birds of prey no not today I mean no way
So chase me with that Falcon from Atlanta to the Bay
Lets ask the PLA can the Pandas come and play
Keep the Falcon busy while we gonna let your passwords spray
We land in your exchange and it's like a shootin range
So many targets I can't complain I can't restrain
No campaign it's just rampage let's get insane I'm goin cray
I'm gettin strange you can't contain this network is now our domain
I'm the admin now and I'll stand and take a bow
My team is askin how we landed every target in the Dow
But I'm on the prowl cause it's time for me to scout
Not in it for clout no that's not what I'm about

Advanced Persistent Threat and we run the internet
Ain't been caught yet we ain't even broke a sweat
Equally advanced and persistent as it get
Probably in your network would you care to place a bet
Advanced Persistent Threat and we run the internet
Ain't been caught yet we ain't even broke a sweat
Equally advanced and persistent as it get
Probably in your network would you care to place a bet

Advanced Persistent Threat (Demo)

cronjob_milkysheets_forehead_remix.mp3.exe

avatar the last packet bender

noatime

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internal VLAN - i'm feelin dangrous
all these damn shells got me anxious
port 23 - dumpin packets for the payment
if the cops talk to me - i don't know shit - i don't say shit
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keep my mouth shut - i don't know a damn thing about trust
no i don't talk to that boy - cause he mad sus
when the feds call - he'll probably give his damn mans up
all these fake lizards on the net - they some cancer
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socat syn-ack - yeah i make em throw it back
pcap - yung snat - sniffin tcp stacks
finna make em transmit that money like a damn fax
still a hoodrat - got my eyes on a big bag
--
50,000 hosts - finna do the most
that boy think he hard but he sweet like glucose
i'm a real nice guy until you make me up the pole
yes i am a troll - you better pay the damn toll
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aye - where the bots at? reverse shell socat process
processin these packets from the tcpdump faucet
i heard he had my name up in his mouth - he better watch it
this is not intended behavior from these sockets
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its that white boy with the stick - call me davey crocket
sig saur in my pants - that be the pocket rocket
rollin round in my rust bucket - and that bitch knockin
only time i hit the bank is when i'm makin cash deposits
--
row row row - dump yo SQL database
sed -i the log files - i can't leave no damn trace
how you say you eatin when i took ya damn plate
i'mma let these bots eat till the server limit rates
--
should have kept an eye on layer 2 segmention
now i'm in yersinia ARP packet generatin 
VLAN penetration - pivot to a noc station
my fingers shakin - i might shell a whole nation
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VLAN

hey kid are you a computer wizard

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$btc = bc1qk90fg480v0mzvw7m7splyvl8w6zmuu9yy5l3d9

avatar the last packet bender

yung innanet