feelin glass shards rippin my arm
feel the blood drippin out of my skin
yea my head feels real fuckin light
if ya feel it claim insurance tonight

if you wanna learn, you just need to ask more
cos i'm about to give out more game than you could buy a class for
all you're gonna need is a passport and a glass door
and you can be educated as fuck n only half poor

first go sign up for lemonade insurance
make sure you do this first or your hand's gonna be ruined
pick the option with the burglar bars and the smoke alarms
so you can pay $8/mo and not a leg and arm

now lemme break it down: the shower door method
you break the glass with your hand then the money you collect it
the renter's insurance are gonna pay up man they expect it
now go to university and spend what you collected

now you might think this shit is funny
but I'm pickin glass out my hand n countin up my money

if you think life comes free you can sit, cry & cower
but if you wanna cook a degree you gotta break a couple showers

the shower door method

Lyrics by Ohm-I and bash explode
Beat by DopeBoyzMusic
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I keep them thangs on me when I move
You get hit with any payload that I choose
Got my eyes on them devices that you use
If I get my hands on 'em, you gon lose
if you ask why all my flash drives are by Hak5
You'll get baptized with rubber duckies but not the type you have when it's bathtime
If you pick one up when I pass by when I cruise, your computer's getting abused
When it calls back my C2
I solemnly swear I am up to no good
I do a drive-by checking ya wifi capturing packets when I'm ya hood
Walk through ya office I'm putting in drops sending back loot from wherever I could,
Passing back hashes from where they all stood, and if I crack 'em I'm harder than wood
You'll never catch me lackin', keep the tools on my side
And you'll always find me packin', when I move, when I ride
And you'll sometimes find me hackin', could be you any time
So it's best that you keep in mind

It ain't a game homey
You know what it do, me and you we're not the same homey
Always grip the tools, fire off and they go bang homey 
Always on the move, yeah you know I keep them thangs on me
I keep them thangs on me 
It ain't a game homey
You know what it do, me and you we're not the same homey
Always grip the tools, fire off and they go bang homey 
Always on the move, yeah you know I keep them thangs on me
I keep them thangs on me 

OMG cables, I keep 'em with me
USB A and the B and the C
When I swap 'em out you ain't gonna see it was me
You plug it in, now it's speaking to me
Turn on the logging on, now I'm peepin' ya keys
Ya file system ain't a secret to me
Watch me exfil the files where ya secrets would be
I'm a freak on them drives, got em C and the D
I keep them near on my waist
Now I'm hacking anytime, anywhere, any place
If you got yo wifi on, I got my gear on the trace
Watch me wigle to ya spot and appear in ya face
802.11 got me creepin' on you 
Suprise! Wouldn't wanna be in ya shoes
Cause why? You about to meet my C2
See my shells do what the beat 'bout to do 
They reversing
Access remotely when I hack you in person
Escalate upways, that's just for certain  
If you ain't update, patch all ya versions
Yeah, I got my love for my hot plugs
And I plug 'em in anything you ain't lock up
Watch you put in creds on the prompt when it pops up
Now your creds are mine, and I do what I want cause
You know I'm rockin' them thangs
Payloads go and I'm poppin' them thangs
No stoppin' them thangs, exploits rop with chain
Till the day that there's rot in my brain

It ain't a game homey
You know what it do, me and you we're not the same homey
Always grip the tools, fire off and they go bang homey 
Always on the move, yeah you know I keep them thangs on me
I keep them thangs on me 
It ain't a game homey
You know what it do, me and you we're not the same homey
Always grip the tools, fire off and they go bang homey 
Always on the move, yeah you know I keep them thangs on me
I keep them thangs on me 

I heard you had a knack
For catching attackers on your stack
Too bad I dropped a Pi
And spoofed your VOIP phone MAC
Connect back to my C2
Cause bad boys, what ya gonna do
With them thangs on us, we're coming for you

You know what it do, me and you we're not the same homey
Always grip the tools, fire off and they go bang homey 
Always on the move, yeah you know I keep them thangs on me
I keep them thangs on me 
It ain't a game homey
You know what it do, me and you we're not the same homey
Always grip the tools, fire off and they go bang homey 
Always on the move, yeah you know I keep them thangs on me
I keep them thangs on me 
We're not the same homey

It ain't a game homey
You know what it do, me and you we're not the same homey
Always grip the tools, fire off and they go bang homey 
Always on the move, yeah you know I keep them thangs on me
I keep them thangs on me

Them THANGS (ft. bash explode)

Im Back

lyrics: https://ghostbin.co/paste/d8e8d
likely the final mix

/dev/pts/d

im as persistent as you are stubborn
i keep on hovering round you i just want your love and
dont know how to earn it
anything i need to know im sure that i will learn it
but you know there aint nobody perfect -

i cant avoid being annoying when i shoot my shot
i cant avoid the way im feeling and the way youre not
i cant avoid this mild obsession slowly turning to a curse
every time i think about us not together and it hurts

trying all these different methods ways to rope you in
playing little games with you that i can only hope to win
little gifts and little notes that i go stuff into your coats
folded into little triangles i decorate with quotes

little platitudes and anecdotes with hearts around the border
and a little signature with my nickname tucked in the corner
little hint of my cologne i sprayed up on the outer surface
every time i even think about you baby i get nervous

cause im so deep in the friend zone
yea im so deep in the friend zone
i cant get out
ill never get out
im so deep in the friend zone
yea im so deep in the friend zone
i cant get out
ill never get out

all the times we sit around and were just lounging on the couch
or i watch you from your bedroom as you tidy up the house
my heart is doing backflips and my stomachs all in knots
and im thinking all these crazy thoughts

think about the times i make you laugh while we are working
and the way you roll your eyes around whenever i be flirting
the way you tell me stop whenever im preaching a sermon
about how we should date because im such a awesome person

got a lot of suitors and the competitions stiff
but i want to make the leap and im here standing on the cliff
wonder what its like to have you clasping on my hand
if we took the jump together and we see where we would land

i guess ill stay in orbit til the universe is over
because thats the only way that i will ever feel some closure
love it how you humor me so i might have a chance
every time i make a comment about getting in your pants

ytcracker - friend zone

I wanted to make a "hard" hacker song. This is what I came up with.

Beat Produced by: Shirazi Beats
Post-Production: 0xdade
Written / Recorded / Mixed: 0xdade

Lyrics:
[ Verse 1 ]
This ones for the blackhats who aint afraid to hack back
A hundred thousand shells homie you aint even half that
Hoardin all my access like I am a pack rat
lukscrypt on my wallet so nobody crack dat

Sorry officer, I don't know who hacked you
Really officer, I don't know what that do
Silly officer, I will never chat you
Call my lawyer up, he'll explain that you

gotta let me go, you know the routine
I am not a bad guy, you know what I mean
Ain't nobody catch me cause I keep it so clean
Starin at this screen since I was a teen

slammin caffeine, I'm a hacking machine
But this is not real, I seen it in a zine
You really think I'd paint, such a vivid scene
Snitchin on myself, man that's obscene

[ Hook (x2) ]
This ones for the hackers and the thugs
The ones who stay up all night huntin bugs
The ones who droppin 0day just because
The ones who do it just to catch a buzz

[ Verse 2 ]
Hangin out on irc I know they got they eyes on me
Just waitin for a slip up or for someone to try n leak
The feds is always tryin me, the heat is nearly fryin me
Their orbit's closin in but I don't play with ion beams

Snatched my laptop up, but its encrypted
Got nothin on me cause the switch, I flipped it
Destroyed the evidence, everything I scripted
That 5am knock just like I predicted

Got me in a raid n now they want me to do five
Their entire case rests on this one dude's drive
Everything we ever said he kept an archive
Keep that in mind if you try n join the dark side

If you ever hack with homies, snitchin is prevalent
Threat of a sentence got em turnin state's evidence
Hackin heavy metal man the danger is evident
Keep to yourself and only tell 'em what's relevant

[ Hook (x2) ]

Hackers & Thugs

@queed-inc aka yung innanet

gr33tz drugs i ain't slept in a fortnight
crew hungry call it operation fork knife
Ra got the python and it hit you like a snake bite
mithra got the .40 - got no time for the fist fight

used to sell dope - power for the house lights
now we buy dope - vibes for a good night   
cut the grass low - snakes call it true sight
fucc a bitch throat till i cum - i just might

shoutout steezy body count higher than a kite
real nice fellow - never been a simpin whiteknight
catch em from behind call it 20/20 hindsight
crew don't talk to cops - squad stay airtight

vicelitti that's my mothafuccin crodie
longslide make em burn like a stogie
i got every single reason to up it if you don't know me
i be fuccin with the ones that's been with me since i was bummy

--

look at how i built my life got that social credit
look at how i paid the price with them multi threaded
programs shorty what it do
i got the solution to your problems its forty two
trying to get back in that drivers seat to finally
put my pain behind me and find someone to ride with me -
thankfully i got my squad to keep me memeing hard
since i gave up on them thangs that had me leaning hard

when i feel that paranoia and its setting in - 
and i feel like all the world is testing me and threatening
i remember who the fuck been there these monuments
the people that stuck by me on my buns like these condiments -
i aint ever burned a soul or a bridge
cause that shit will eat your conscience up and thats no way to live
lil homie force my enemies to love me
i be fucking with the ones thats been with me since i was bummy

yung innanet f. ytcracker - since i was bummy (ep coming soon)

Wake Up (feat Ytcracker)

!hook

bitch i still don't know how to sign up for email
fuck 12 - no keyserver presence we when makin sales
torsocks no Tails - buffer overflow the scale
sneakernet the details - snitch missin his entrails

--

yeah
i appreciate comraderie
shoutout non shoutout ra and all the ones that follow me
shoutout sig sauer - bring death to those that plot on me
queed squad captain find yo DC - commit sodomy

follow me into the dark
i am not a whale - i'm a mothafuccin shark
iron on me tony stark - call him jenkins - he a mark
keep makin those remarks - we gon leave yo domain parked

fo these fuccbois - my patience wearin thinner
next time you decide to set trip it gon be nuclear winter
take yo dessert - take yo dinner - [un]like digiorno* we deliver
this 9 millimeter stinger will put holes up in yo figure

best know that i stay with the malware
that skid a simp - [he] probably gave his girl spyware
hypervisor hardware - call it hacker daycare
see a SMB share - now they need some healthcare

-

simple mail transfer protocol
full metal jacket rounds leavin holes in they wall
watchin while the spider crawl - itsy bitsy - make em fall
misconfigured firewall - fraud voip toll calls

that boy stallin - need my XMR STAT
every subnet that i see receive masscan and nmap
GCC compile from source - no systemd got no snap
if i can't make it from computers i make it from the trap

trap trap gang gang all these boys are so lame
you be thinkin that you hard - you don't even know pain
tear drops leave a stain - no i did not choose this game
everyday i grow [more] numb - no novocaine

make the wrong move - you get slain
content distribution network in the fast lane
hood pope ordained - infiltrate a gateway
make a socket layer strip so these packets translate

--

* oops

SMTP

spit these bars like its my god damn job
but i get it with computer - delete entries from these logs
i'm a gray hat - i determine what is right or wrong
if you cross me - it gon read like lyrics to my songs

oh fuck - but you already knew
i ain't blue teamin - but if it ain't black - i'm wearin blue
got that real crip shit bumpin when i dump and packet snoop
got ya ARP table confused - direct traffic how i choose

address resolution protocol
filter L2 packets and i wait for uptime to fall
my MAC address switch - and then i answer their call
you don't need that firewall - ya routing table uninstalled

hello, its me - your new best friend!
tell me the origin and i'll tell you where it ends
will it make it to the destination - well that depends
unpack the packet for creds - i modify and ammend

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elementary school - bo2k - cain and abel
highschool - ettercap - turn em to a fable
yes i really been doin this shit since i jumped out the cradle
i remember before many of these methods became stable

yeah - i'm in love with the packet flow
shout out sekio - taught me to backdoor and to smoke this dro
full duplex - sex the only time that i choke
replace pornographic video feed with the rick roll

rick astley - i distribute content fastly
the data do not get past me - you better call john mcafee
NICs in my chassis - just like diamonds they be flashy
i be breakin out of network segmentation like some acne

hol up - where ya data at?
prolly pilin up in all my fuckin pcaps
ARP table - layer 2 - thats where i be at
i be creepin round all these compromised network stacks

hey kid are you a computer wizard

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