... why is this song calling me out- 🥲🔫

No joke i have to listen to this on repeat to NOT commit

Songs that include a percussion pattern we will call the "double clap single clap," defined as two quick claps followed by a single clap, or a single clap followed by two quick claps. The clap sounds in question may be made by human hands or synthesized t

Double Clap Single Clap

Tom Lehrer - The Masochism and his hits

The Masochism Tango

Punch

Stalker's Tango (2023 Remaster)

The Red Means I Love You

Best Of

Lady Night

The Game

Don't Try Suicide (Remastered 2011)

20th Century Masters: The Millennium Collection: Best of Connie Francis

Stupid Cupid

We Are One

Mt. Airy Groove

Harvest for the World

The Minimal Wave Tapes, J. Rocc Edits Vol. 2

Who’s Really Listening (J Rocc Edit)

Party Favors

Animal

I'm getting hickeys from my bed bugs
I'm getting busy with a bad perfume
I'm sticking kisses to a pen drug
I'm making friction with a sad vaccuum
I'm getting jiggy with a rifle
I'll pull the trigger with my eyes closed
Hoping to hit you somewhere vital
And when I miss, you come and kiss me with a smile
I'm having sex with a ghost, 'cause she knows I'm alone
She's a freak in the sheets, play it cool
I'm sleeping with a
Sex with a ghost, 'cause she knows I'm alone
She's a freak in the sheets, play it cool
I'm sleeping with a ghoul
The only time I ever see her
Is when she's behind me in the mirror
Even from a distance I can hear her
Try to listen, but her whispers make my ears hurt
And on our dates, it's never daytime
When she gets playful with a steak knife
I need a break, maybe I'll take five
Shake it up and medicate, maybe I'll take five
I'm having sex with a ghost, 'cause she knows I'm alone
She's a freak in the sheets, play it cool
I'm sleeping with a
Sex with a ghost, 'cause she knows I'm alone
She's a freak in the sheets, play it cool
I'm sleeping with a ghoul
I'm having sex with a ghost, 'cause she knows I'm alone
She's a freak in the sheets, play it cool
I'm sleeping with a
Sex with a ghost, 'cause she knows I'm alone
She's a freak in the sheets, play it cool
I'm sleeping with a ghoul

Teddy Hyde - Sex with a Ghost

Daniel Nester is an essayist, freelance writer, poet, writing professor, erstwhile literary journal editor, reading series curator, podcaster, and Queen superfan.

He is the author most recently of the memoir Shader: 99 Notes on Car Washes, Making Out in Church, Grief, and Other Unlearnable Subjects. His other books include How to Be Inappropriate, a collection of humorous nonfiction; The Incredible Sestina Anthology, which he edited; The History of My World Tonight, a book of poems; and God Save My Queen: A Tribute and God Save My Queen II: The Show Must Go On, his first two books, which are collections on his obsession with the rock band Queen.

As a journalist and essayist, his writing has appeared in a variety of places, such as American Poetry Review, Salon, New York Times, Buzzfeed, The Atlantic online, and the Poetry Foundation website. His work has been anthologized in Lost and Found, The Best American Poetry, The Best Creative Nonfiction, Third Rail: The Poetry of Rock and Roll, and Now Write! Nonfiction.

His poems have appeared in such journals as Love’s Executive Order, Coconut, Shampoo, Barrow Street, Crazyhorse, Open City, Spoon River Poetry Review, and other places. He is the former editor of the online journals Unpleasant Event Schedule and La Petite Zine and worked as Assistant Web Editor for Sestinas for McSweeney’s Internet Tendency.

He is an associate professor of English at The College of Saint Rose in Albany, NY.

Don't Try Suicide (Remastered 2011)

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