Rap Battles I'm In!

pretty much just my stuff from late 2021-present

things i mixed lol

Favorite 2023 Battles

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Favorite Rap Battles

Video release: April 1st

Oofie as Nikocado Avocado (video)
RNG as Nikocado Avocado (audio)
Pixel Chris as Reviewbrah (video)
Fightmarker as Reviewbrah (audio)

Written by ThatTacoGod, Oofie, Pixel Chris, RNG, WDRB and MaviKartal2003
Chiseled by ThatTacoGod and RNG
Mixed by JordanShowish
Beat produced by Dave James
Flow test by RNG
Cover art by ThatTacoGod
Produced by Oofie

Nikocado (0:10):
JEEPERS CREEPERS! A rat wants to battle?
If they were looking for you, they’d be staring at my asshole!
Shit, I meant SHIT! Oh, I'm beginning to prattle
But I’m eating you on the beat like I eat up cattle!
OH! You’re falling into depths even harder than your attic
NO! I refuse to give up on my diet, but...shit I had it
My verse is like my cheat day, cause it’s finger licking good
So before you rap, put your loss in one of your shitty books!

Reviewbrah (0:30):
Ladies and gentleman, sorry there's no upload tonight
It's just this greasy obese piece of crap ruined my appetite
The CEO of Heart Disease is off his butt and Hogging Beats?
Your bars are more junk than the gunk that’s clogging your arteries
My problem with this hippo is that he claims he's on a diet
Then he drops one tender and he goes off screaming and crying
Tears going down your cheeks is the only way that you're flowing
You're a meme but not golden, a review-bruh moment

Nikocado (0:50):
My vegan days are over, call it John Jurassic
Tried to fling shit take it to the John, Jurasek
Beating bitches all the time is my “Average Day”
‘Cause when compared to Nik, you come up short. WAVE
Make good jokes about my water weight, I’d like to see you try
Omg guys I can't take this I think I’m going to cry
I hope you die I HOPE YOU DIE I HOPE YOU DIE
I'M GETTING FAT AND I DON'T KNOW WHYYYYYYYYY!

Reviewbrah (1:11):
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
Your raps were more abused than either Orlin or your food is
I watched some of your videos and I can’t see the appeal
You went from a happy man to crying over Happy Meals
I examined all your lyrics and you don't need much logic
To see the only thing Running On Empty is your content
You may be up and coming but I run these streets
And I just fried you on this beat, with a crispy 16 piece

Nikocado Avocado vs Reviewbrah - Rap Clash!

The most iconic Nintendo characters in history, battle-tested heroes who have forged a formidable legacy in the video game industry, collide in a rap battle.

WAN as Mario 
RaccoonBroVA as Link 
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan and the SIR Rap Battles Crew
Mixed by Zagranis
Beat by Anywaywell Beats
Cover art by JK03

Link (0:21):
Savior of Hyrule, I'll be taking all of your hearts
When I'm making sure that I rule this rap track like Mario Kart
And if maybe her - the Peachy one - gets kidnapped and trapped way too often
It's mainly to run away from ya, with how soft your Octorok is
I'm commencing the bombings, Sheikah Slate
You ought to escape to your pizza place
I'm dropping the gauntlets, you cannot stop this
Don't have the Courage to see the face
Of the man who defined what Adventure is like
You redefined how to lose to this knight
Who won the Game of the Year between us?
The one about hats or the one climbing heights?
Keep storming ghostly houses, still held captive by King Boo
If Luigi can Jump better, Man, who even really needs you?
Let’s see you execute a verse like the countless toads you’ve slayed
You can call me April 1st cause I’m leaving you erased

Mario (1:05):
Mamma-mia, Link! I expected more from an appointed champion
Always one jump ahead of you; the gaming industry I’m carrying
Very cheap-cheap with Rupees, vandalising many houses
And made Zelda feel remorseful, even bluer than my trousers
I stomp in this matchup so hard, it’s like an infinite 1-up
Unlike you, cleaning a town’s the only time I bring a Great F.L.U.D.D
Here’s a tough pill to swallow, I drop better puzzles than you could
Zelda didn’t want to pull your Master Sword but you still haven’t Lost Wood
I find it quite ironic that you’re meant to rep the light
When your Netflix series never got to see the Sunshine
This Keebler Elf failed to stop the Calamity, you're too-a weak
So boring, your next lines will put me into a century of sleep!

Link (1:50):
Check your Historia, I can see why you're seen as an enemy
Cause’ you’re trying to wipe out DK’s offspring like they were my memories
You fail to see your shortcomings, all the fame and praise is consuming you
You'll be another silent-type once I join your Wrecking Crew
Luigi is trying his best to be greater, yet you shove him aside like a tool
Doubt I can spit when the only punches you throw’s on the Yoshi that saved you
(Hyaa!) He made you grow up to be the world’s biggest gaming figure
But you dropped him to the void, and gave him the middle finger
  
Mario (2:19):
I'm used to handling babies, with all your shouts and screams
But not the fact that you were robbing gravestones as a teen
Threatened Hyrule by releasing Ganon when you pulled the demon’s bane
When you fight Ghirahim, you're like my mobile games: free to play!
For an elf that was shelved, I thought you’d have better rapping
I’m-a throw my hat into the ring and win! No Cappy.
Your Sword went Skyward but your ratings dropped harder than Thwomps
Jump you with these koopa shells; Mario just made your hearts stop (Yahoo!)

Mario vs Link. SIR Rap Battles (ft. WAN and RaccoonBro)

(Note: This is a remastered version of the original battle, available to watch on YouTube right now - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFdz0OuHuhU&t=117s)

The legendary original Pokémon master Red wants to battle with the master dragon trainer Hiccup from How to Train your Dragon. Which lifelong companion to fire-breathing dragons will reign supreme?

Raichous as Red
RaccoonBroVA as Hiccup
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat by Anywaywell

Hiccup (0:07):
This is Berk, your resting place! Hey, don't you mind showing your face?
The only edgy one here should be Stormfly, not some little kid who abandoned his race 
Me and my gang are protecting the dragons, you like to make yours fight to the death 
My bond to Toothless, unprecedented; constant abuse is your form of respect?!


Red (0:23):
So, a social reject wants to get my team wrecked when he left his weak pet
Wallowing in neglect ‘cause he was depressed? Well, Red’s gonna diss your disrespect:
You claim your bond to Toothless is a strong one, tell me how he still ended up brainwashed?
I'm spitting Fire Blasts to take your other leg, go warn the people of Berk of your great loss! 
Serving this Haddock Horrendously lifeless, you ought to run from this battle and give up 
I guess your father was right in the first place, your very being was naught but a Hiccup
I'm used to blasting Team Rocket away, your Night Fury knows that he did the same 
I see why you thought that the dragons weren't safe, when you witnessed yours murder Stoick that day! 
(Ohhh!) What good are you as a leader if it seems your friends can do much better
(Yeah) This senior’s meager when measured to me; like an Ice-type, you crack under pressure
You tamed a monster at 15? I tamed 150 at 10!
I wouldn’t need the schemes of a fiend to bring this trainer to end


Hiccup (1:09):
Oh, no, this isn't the end for me yet; still got a tribe and a secret to guard
Your games are more of a sellout to me than what you buy at a Poké Mart
You went on a journey to become the very best, but you never experienced pain
I lost a leg and my father and Toothless, while in Super Smash Bros, you lost your name!
I got a family, with me and Astrid
You went and ditched your mom just like her husband did! 
Pulling no punches, I'm savage like Bludvist
My rhymes are Ghost-type, you cannot touch this!
The only thing you're gonna catch are these hands 
You'll end up deceased like a Cubone’s mother
With all your Max Potions, you still will not last 
You're getting bullied by Gary? Oh, brother...
Can we just talk about this for a minute? Cap face down but his ego up
Thinks being silent is because he's powerful, but in reality he's just a cub
Looking at the Smash 4 roster - heck, man
You’re getting cut like the National Dex, and
All of your Fire, Red, douse it with flow
And I’m running you over like Pokemon Go!

Red (1:55):
I'd rather remain nameless than be known as a chief of Hooligans 
A master revered for Generations, do you truly know who you're dueling with?
You're calling me out for alleged abuse when you shot down and crippled your best bud
My mother raised me with compassion, yours abandoned you when you were young! 
I birthed a franchise of legendary games
Your games are the plot of your franchise: tame
Like a Garbardor, you bet I'm trashing your rhymes
Verses so hot, I'm burning Berk a second time!
Thinking I’m getting the silver? Look at the sword that’s within your possession
My legacy will be echoed for ages, nobody’s giving your series attention!

Red vs Hiccup. SIR Rap Battles (ft. Raichous and RaccoonBroVA)

(Note: This is a remastered version of the original battle, available to watch on YouTube right now - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUOkX_l1siU&t=28s)

Two protagonists who fight for justice, one a vigilante and the other a steadfast lawyer, duke it out in a battle of raps!

AdamSandlerDRB as Phoenix Wright
RaccoonBroVA as Joker
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan, Jofinity and YLFEthan
Mixed by Zagranis
Beat by Anywaywell
Cover art by M!CAH

Phoenix (0:15):
10 years with this job; was a rough journey
But here I don’t even need to bluff dirty
The Phantom Thief leader just isn’t worthy
‘Cause he’s stuck in the shadow of the Ace Attorney
The defence is ready to present, no relent, he's on the offensive, you can't steal this win
The length of your game is a crime, running over more than the one who hit Sumire’s twin!
Sojiro's got heavy burdens if you think you're looking cool
Can I take you seriously when Royal launched on April Fools?
I've had coffee on my face, still more pleasant than your coffees
And I'm dropping thieves harder than Dustin Prince's body 
Got tasered once before, but not as shocking as your plot 
Man, you dropped that bar like the Crow did when his shadow shot 
You're fighting two opponents, seasoned lawyer and obesity 
That burger challenge took some big guts to complete, huh?
The mic, I HOLD IT! Your honor, I've got a point I want to press...
You don't get caught dating your teacher, pharmacist and committing theft?
The Spirit of Justice doesn't really apply For All with the battles you fought
Knowing you saved the world and still got imprisoned, like it was for naught

Ren (1:02): 
Huh, I really did stoop down low, fighting against a washed-up con artist 
I don’t even need to perform my duty when you’re already heartless
I may be branded as criminal, Wright; in the eyes of the law I’m scorned
But the crimes I'm accused of aren't as violent as your bond with Delia Hawthorne!
Forged evidence, Phoenix? And I thought Mia had the brain tumor
Then again, you did get whacked in the head worse than your wacky humour
The future, I’ve risen to fight for it - you're wallowing in the past
I mean being a virgin at your age? No wonder you couldn't bring Mia to Smash!
Over 10 games in and you're growing stale fast
I see that five o' clock, another shadow to unmask
I'll leave you like the voice in my head, left a murmur
Mark it this second time that I've been accused of murder
Fell into a death river but you don’t have any flow
I must be going fishing ‘cause I’m reeling in the dough
You cannot level up to me, I've reached the crescendo 
Dug yourself a hole so deep, it belongs in Mementos!

Phoenix (1:50):
OBJECTION! The testimony you gave contradicts the evidence 
You stated I dug myself a ditch when in Smash you ditched your own friends?
Your win got snubbed at the Game Awards to another silent protagonist
Wendy’s Oldbags are in your face, it’s anything but an accident!
You were made to be a cash cow, always getting milked dry by Atlus
The people are stepping all over you like you're Shibuya’s mattress
Better fix that glove upon your hand, you're worthless in a game of sleight 
I’ll do you like Goro Akechi did, basically I snuff out your light!

Ren (2:21):
Back off, Nicky Boy - you shouldn't mess with a thief’s love 
Repeating your claims like you gave your theme a redux
Running a failing firm, you’re better in Detroit
Surely with that spiky hair, you would've gone to the point 
You'd feed Maya for years with the filler in your story
Don't need to diss your bar, the judge already did it for me 
I'm better at contracts, so let's strike up a truce, see:
I'll Goho-M if you stop lying to Trucy!

Phoenix Wright vs Joker. SIR Rap Battles (ft. AdamDRB and RaccoonBroVA)

VIDEO IS ON YOUTUBE!
=> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSj7jRiFErM

RaccoonBroVA as Piglin

Special Inquisitor Rayyan as Emboar 
(@rayyan-izz)

Lyrics :
Piglin (0:14)
Into The Nether, he11 itself that’s packing designs so divine
Unless assigned to be a starter then mostly left behind, declined  
Grinding sessions slower than Carnivine ultimately left em’ bored
And I don’t need good sn(IV)ys’ to be more Serperior, Emboar
Seems your discipline’s not in check, makes sense that your reckless
Leave you in an electro cob-web so you have a chance to wreck, less
But Gamefreak saw the chance then pledged a fire idea like
Another fire/fighting type, well third’s time the charm I guess
That’s complete DS, can’t reject the best when I’m lighting tracks
No fainting in this fight unless you want the screen fading white and black
That tier explains your relevance, no need to abuse the competitive
Leaving you washed up in my flow, that’s super effective

Emboar (0:49)
You got your ancestors replaced so who do you really compete for
Thought a creature from the nether was able to spit heat more 
Ain’t seen a bigger copycat since rom hacks, shams galore
Your insults go through like your using ghost attacks, Chandelure
Hammering your face in with my arms when I cause harm
But you did that yourself by being a guinea pig for mob farms
Overshadowed so much you struggle to shine brighter than a beacon
Since the only time you run the track is with your feature in speedruns
Your addition to the position still left you with no recognition
Cause at your core, your essientally villagers [nether edition]
Flow’s extinguished where you’re from, I’m sure you're well aware
So step out of your comfort zone if you really wanna make this fair

Zombie Piglin (1:24)
Now you’re up against the undead, dropping bars up for barter
Couldn’t smash a beat when this sinner roars from the roster 
 Being soft as gold ‘gainst war pigs is what I expected
I leave you in the dust but you’re somewhat used to being neglected
That verse of yours is a smack down compared to your battles, music
Defeated by underdogs that ain’t Lucario, lose it 
Ironic this pig can’t bring beef, like a mooshroom sheared down
So you’ll be withered when I make you like a save file, cleared out

Emboar (1:47)
Obsessed with gold when you're taking second shows how your never right
Unaffected by your fire blasts with a defense tougher than netherite
Though if I wanted you to suffer, I’d throw your butter into the gutter
But you’ll still blow up if you’re slept on, one way or another
This bacon’s fame had to be awakened, so I’d take it your mistaken
Quite shaken at this creation, that’s cravin’ a win so forsaken
I‘m not surprised the lines defined makes Steve look like the better fighter
So blaze it like my shiny form, or fear my soul of pure fire

Written by h4lf_ 
Beat prod. by Ihaksi
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Cover Art by JoeTheEgg

Piglin vs Emboar. P/A Rap Battle!



King Mewtwo as Postman Pat

RaccoonBroVA As the Unabomber

Beat by: Dansonn

Written by: RNG
Help from: King Mewtwo and Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Mixed by: Zagranis



Pat: (0:22)
It's not a great day in Greendale with Theodore John Kazynski 
I’m the master of the mail I’ll be delivering disses see?
I got a black and white cat, you're just a black sheep
The UNA-BUM of the Freedom Club can't best me
Your brain got twisted by 3 years of torture
When you got sick as a kid it messed you up even more so
If being sick was the cause of all your bombing murder sprees
What makes you think trying to spit sick won't also bomb verbally?
I run my rounds on this beat it's not my tires that are poppin
Cause on the microphone i'm a Greendale Rocket
With a diss on flow 
there's an L through your door, and this one wont blow 

Ted: (0:55)
Wait, who is this, some british bitch made for kids?
Theres nothing fucking to him how am i supposed to diss
Oh well i guess for killing a beat i'll take another guilty plea
Cause for a postman you have terrible delivery
You embody the thing that I hate the most Pat
Mindless nothing of a children's show Pat
Tech filled entertainment taking meaning from life
With fake “education” slowly melting away minds
Then you were made worse when you became CGI    
I'm not surprised computers took away any of your life
Yet it seems you’re out of date most people leave you forgot
Even I’ve been alive years after your show’s motion stopped

Pat: (1:28)
Ted that wasn't very nice, but I’m not talking about your crimes
When You’ve not had 16 lines but you bombed 16 times
I'm doing my dream job while you just dropped from yours
I provide for my family while you leeched off of yours
I teach kids lessons in being kind and growing up
You teach people horrid lessons by blowing them up
I diss sharp on a track that i run like my van
Movement ended by your brother, should be used to backstabs

Ted: (1:50)
A Clifftons loss usually upsets me but not when
you clowned with Ted like you had to make cash for your execs 
You talk of my family and how "backstabbing brought my end"
But you gave a ginger kid to one of your blonde friends
And you wish to diss my methods of saving humanity 
When you do nothing for the world mindlessly sitting there happily
Watching an episode of yours is an insanity plea
But we’re done here i want back in my cell for some peace



The Unabomber vs Postman Pat - RNG Rap Battle

Epitone Project(에피톤 프로젝트)   First Love(첫사랑) (320 Kbps)

(LeeHi) - (H.S.K.T.) (Feat. 원슈타인)

Audio for the upcoming Celebrity Rap Battle, MatPat vs Bill Nye. Battle of the edutainers.

Snakebite as MatPat
Seth as Bill Nye
Written by: Chandler and WAN
Beat: http://kustombeats.com/uploads/music/573dbe16b65ee.mp3 
Cover Art By: WAN
Mixed By: Jort
Flow Test by: WAN

LYRICS:

[Bill Nye]
Did you know, science appears everywhere we go?
Which makes it my job to make sure education grows
Cause I’m a Science Explainer and Child Entertainer
Faced against the guy who somehow made geek culture lamer
I’m building a better future to spend tomorrow in
Your theories only make me question what pills you’re poppin
So take a seat on your couch, in tears you’ll soon be wallowing
When I have MatPat, Consider the Following;
If you wanna avoid hate, fill your videos with wit in it
Should you react to critics live? NO YOU FUCKING IDIOT
Even looking at your thumbnails give my eyes detriment
Haven’t seen this much green saving the environment
My creation of the tube helped set Boeing planes in motion, 
Your creations on the tube created Twitter thread commotions
I already predict that you don’t have smarts to diss
So why don’t you start your verse and prove my hypothesis 

[MatPat]
Hello internet, welcome to another episode
Geek culture’s edutainment show with that tangential learning flow
Giving Nye the Normal Boot, so, Did You Know?
It’s been over 20 years since people cared about your show
When a battle features me, you’ll get Screwed when I Attack
Make you fall harder than an assassin in a haystack
Yeah, you’re an inspiration but it’s hard to give you credit 
When you treat your fans like crap, at least that’s how I Reddit.
So lighten up, get that Deku stick out your ass
It’s not your fault you’re overshadowed by Neil DeGrass
With just a clap and a half I’m already beating ya
You debate creationists while I Defined Media

[Bill Nye]
Ooh, really wanna bring up Defy? Against Nye?
Please remind me, who’s behind the multi-million dollar lie?
In terms of scummy ‘tubers you’re another addition
At least when I blow up from soda it’s not a coke addiction
When it comes to our deduction, mine is much better than
This guy who can’t differentiate a kid and skeleton
While ignoring Oliver for some Indie game lore
Never before has a boy wanted more

[MatPat]
Your lines are less accurate than my predictions on films
Here’s the second time I’ve had to deal with useless Bullet’s, Bill
You’re about to get whipped, nay crushed by my skill
The end is nye, science guy, I won’t tax over this bill
You used to spit facts, now you’re lacking affirmation
Cause your prime has passed, like your NASA application
Who’s the one teaching psychopathy? It’s-a-me!
You teach plants and chemistry, but can’t grow your family tree.

[Bill Nye]
Says video games don’t cause violence but I have to disagree 
Based on the way your fans reacted to your undertale theory
I’m here to save the world with an outfit so slick
While you spend time in the closet measuring Luigi’s dick

[MatPat]
Bill says he’s here to save the world, which I find interesting
Cause his life has been digressing with political side-questing
Had a Netflix show I guess, it’s just a sex-filled mess
And let’s be honest, his first show was pretty P-BS
So what’s Bill’s REAL desire at the end of the day?
Jumping from failed standup to some pointless debates
THAT’S RIGHT, Bill’s tryna play the industry like its a game
In a desperate attempt to claim fame! BUT HEY!

MatPat vs Bill Nye -WCRB

RNG as SCP 990 and This Man (audio)
Written by RNG 
Mixed by Jort
Beat: Luxury by Tristan
Thumbnail and cover art by: Oofie

This Man: (0:12)
I’m put against an SCP? Who isn’t 173?
I’ll still take wins and sweep stolen shtick Dicks off the beat
Your story’s so boring, you’ve done half of my job for me
Putting everyone who reads your wiki page instantly to sleep!
I’m the GOAT! I flow like a knife to the throat
And I won't let go till you’re bleeding in the snow
You can't run, you can't hide, after this incident on the mic
Cause I'll always be there watching you for the rest of your life

SCP 990: (0:39)
I wasn't aware there were insults in the shit that you spewed
And I believe a person has the right to be called what they choose
Yet you think calling me Dick is something to lay into
When it’s pretty clear the real dick-head here is you
Creep who kills in dreams? I can’t believe it’s not Freddy
Although he does spill blood while you just leave pissed on bed sheets
You aren't ready for the bombs that will leave no one (no one!)
So when starting verbal wars expect a Cold one (cold one!)
98 percent of all humans burnt to a crisp
An apollyonic apocalypse, it’s impossible to stop it
This future contains This Man, lost in a sea of flame
Because on this microphone the Keter class is uncontained!

This Man: (1:18)
Uncontained? I cross continents every day to bring a person hell
While you only show yourself to the foundation’s personnel
So in the nets hall of fame i'll stay, while you’re forgotten day by day
You don't even have fame to decay, you never went Viral K anyway!
The only ones who’d care if this SCP was wiped from history
Are degenerate Redditor fedora wearers who scream “ACKSHUALLY”
There's no point in continuing, this head already wears the crown
So I’m done with this battle, another bitch put down

SCP 990: (1:45)
Taking shots at my following? As if yours aren’t twice as bad, please
Your Files got X'd out by fucking 4Chan and Assme
You only fuck with kiddie dreams so I’ll take pleasure in making this pedo scream
So that no amount of calls can wake up one permanently put to sleep

This Man vs SCP 990 Rap Battle!

Gyarados:
I wrecked cities to get here, land Sharpedo better not disappoint
Watch how this water-type smokes you, what a hella way to break a joint!
Tied with a flying croissant? Be Ba-gone and retire
Even as a Magikarp, I'd still spew more fire!
This ain't a Close Combat, more like Pokè-Rap Slaughter
Solid like your foe element, still flowing like Water
You ain't got the Moxie, G, so you won't be topping me
Dragon Ragin' this rampage, you won't stop this beast!
Psuedo-Legendary, yet rely on a fruit to be effective?
An inevitable Hyper Beam from this battle-shipwrecks this!
Catch you on the seafloor, as you sink like your disses
I'm not a Jiglypuff, but I'll still leave you sleeping with the fishes

Garchomp:
Poor Choice of words, guess your Band lost your trust
Verse more forgettable than your role from Pokemon In Love!
I spit violent, hot raps like I'm Fire Blastin'
So let me run the track, while Draco Meteor leaves your Skullkraken!
Best in the bunch, but when the players Bite your bait;
You'll find that I'm ACTUALLY Fly unlike the type you display!
I dominate the metagame! Sand Force: I bring the heat!
Got a Mega, but being a Dragon is still out of your league!
Crushing bones as I Rush in to leave my foes in dust
Dive in your move-pool to save yourself from being my lunch
No way you'd hit the highest level when I stab my claw in your head 
Forget your shiny, for I'm the one leaving the ocean red!

Mega Gyarados:
Dissing my Mega's Bold, there's something you should Sinnoh;
Trading speed for spikes is not how you hit blows!
Cynthia would stick to Lucario if a Fridge leaves you Thrashed
Pokkèn this Outrage Smasher who'll never get to Smash!
Fangs like blades, don't play with these jaws
That'll tear your Rough Skin with a Crunch; Gar-CHOMP
Suppressing your buff with Intimidate, tossed peace out of the bag
I'm off to rule the seas; don't need a type to be a badass!

Garchomp:
What's a shrimp to a jet plane, you still fail to be savage
Weak to Stealth Rock? no wonder this matchup's unbalanced
You'll beg for rain when these Scorching Sands dry your flow
This windsock ended up on a hook, and I'll end you on a pole!
Don't need further power boosts to perform sweeps with ease
Leaving you washed up more than the Gyarados Submarine
Suck my Super Rod; I reeled you in to your defeat
Adios Gyarados, learn how not to be weak against a leaf!

Cast/Crew:
Light as Gyarados
Woodenhornets as Garchomp
Beat prod. by Hollywood Legend Productions
Written by SPM1000
Chiseled by Metamachine
Mixed by Jort
Cover Art by JoeTheEgg

Gyarados vs. Garchomp - Pokè-Rap Combat

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

JustGamer as Nemesis T-Type
Jessebox as Little Sister
RNG as Big Daddy
Beat produced by Ihaksi
Written by Trakked
Mixed by Jort
Thumbnail by Rabi

Battle:
Nemesis:
Breaking places with hatred to finally find a suitable foe 
Instead, all I find's a suit that thinks he's usable? No!
I'm heartless, tear you apart, this ain't a Proving Ground you can escape 
You're harmless, staying in darkness is the final mistake that you'll make
S.T.A.R.S! You'll be seeing them when I'm done with you, bitch!
Rapture ain't waiting for this kid, left abandoned by his Sis in a ditch,
BARS! Unstoppable with my rocket launcher,
Just one shot and you're a goner, offin' this criminal is an honor
Stuck in a tacky diver suit, I'm bulletproof, you're shoddy
I spit my rhymes atomic, this shithead is getting bodied
I’m practically a god, and I’m fighting ‘gainst a monstrosity
It’s about time I wipe the floor with Bioshock’s atrocity

Little Sister:
Daddy doesn't speak to Tyrants, a bad man's here and he seems violent
Clench your teeth and keep your silence so we can delete this virus
ADAM's the cure for this inbred hybrid, do you really think that you’ll escape?
I wouldn’t get too excited; you’re gonna face Racoon City’s fate

Big Daddy:
It’s time that you step back, I can handle this.
Why don’t you make like your professors and abandon this?
Call it a Valentine when I get my drill through your heart
Not even Jill would help your ass, I’m gonna tear you apart
You’ll need your Umbrella when I rain fire, just one bar and a Prototype’s done
Still dare to speak about my attire? You’re compensating with that big gun
May have been in some fighting games, but your relevance has faded
You’ve been lost to time ever since Dimitrescu was created.

Nemesis:
I’m vengeance incarnate and I’m targeting this disgrace
So fucked up under that mask, you couldn’t ever show your face
I’m knocking your lights out, go and call your other friends with whale calls
You claim that you’re an All-Star, but this is truly where this fail falls.

Big Daddy:
Made by a virus, so I thought you would care to spit sick
Leeching off of Wesker’s fame; no wonder you’re parasitic
Just another Civil War. I left this supersoldier severed
So face a Burial at Sea, where you’ll never be remembered

Nemesis T-Type vs Big Daddy - Rap Cypher #19

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/emFynbuYlPA

BobcatXtreme as Rick Sanchez
Nicole Smith as GLaDOS
Eddiefrb as Morty Smith
littleflecks as Wheatley

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Rick Sanchez:
It’s riggity-riggity-Rick siggity-chez
Leaving this rickety bickering bitch riggedy-wrecked
I’ll reprogram this old hag to act as my butler
And the only test she’ll be passing’s my butter 

You don’t wanna mess with me, BDSM-bot
‘Cuz even with your Gazorpazorp sex-op
You couldn’t even get Johnson erect
He had to go mess with some moon rocks to get off

All your portals are fucking bogus 
The moron that modeled that gun is hopeless
There’s one hole you come out and one you go in
Why’d you need to fucking color code it?

‘Cuz all of your players are squares and tools
And Gaben’s built like the Companion Cube
So come test these testicles, I’ll make it clear for ya
Head, bend over, and kiss my posterior!


GLaDOS:
Here come the test results, Rick - ooh.
This Is The Part Where I Diss You.
It says here that you have failed at rap and
You’re not a Rick, you’re a Jerry - atric

All your family really hates you
And your daughter is the most peeved.
Setting her son up for failure.
Cuz you can’t stop riggin’ Morty.

Truly ironic how you fell off.
Your happiness dipped after Szechuan Sauce.
But don’t feel too bad that your life is a mess.
‘Cuz it’s not like you still have a wife to protect.
Now drowning your sorrow with alcohol’s your only option
You’ve done my job for me bringing your own deadly neurotoxin
But if you enter my laboratory and then give this performance
You’ll enter as Rick and Morty and exit as rigor mortis




(Rick and Morty have a short improv altercation. Rick calls GLaDOS a “bitch”, to which Morty responds “you can’t say that, Rick!”. Rick ignores him and exclaims how he’s going to spit the greatest verse of all time, just like Eminem’s verse on Godzilla. Morty is panicked, as usual, but Rick doesn’t wait for him. Rick is EXTREMELY drunk in this verse.)

Rick Sanchez:
Wubba lubba dubba dubba you assuming I’m a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I’m superhuman
Innovative and I’ve made it out of worse than physics tricks
I was in a pickle and I wasn’t in a pickle, bitch (hahaha)
Ooooh yeah, Get Schwifty
MC Bulldops up in the hizzy (get schwifty!)
There’s no bathrooms within her doors (no bathrooms!)
So take off your pants and shit on the floor! (awww yeah!)

A CEO this inexperienced
Doesn’t fare well for your business, Caroline (awww yeah!)
I seriously witnessed less error in
Anatomy Park on Christmas, Caroline (awww yeah!)

(uh) Took a big booty dame on a date
Your cake is a lie, I lie with the cake (keep going!)
I’m fucking in a ménage a trois everyday
That’s a threesome, never seen one in your games

Wheatley:
You’re churning out this fanservice rubbish like it’s cancer!

GLaDOS:
It seems we have no answer for Fortnite’s dopest dancer (pow pow pow!)

Despite the lack of substance in your show, it is quite funny how (it’s quite funny)
Your fanbase somehow managed to pack on a few hundred pounds (fatty)
To truly help your universe and euthanize its threats (you're gonna wanna hear this one)
Next time, go through with your suicide attempt

You’re critically panned, they’ll cancel you soon
With fetishes Harmon the whole writer’s room
(fetishes Harmon the whole writer’s room!)
Don’t listen to Dan, because if you do
You’ll keep Adult Swimming in your own gene pool
(Keep Adult Swimming in your own gene pool!)
I Want You Gone, (GONE!) but it appears (PEERS!) you’re Still Alive (LIVE!), so like Newton
I’ll give you space (SPACE!) by dropping you off (OFF!) the face of the earth (EARTH!) - Goodbye, Moonman (AHHHHHHH!)

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by ToneJonez
Art by CyanCoat
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Rick Sanchez vs GLaDOS - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

Welcome to the sixteenth installment of “Quick Diss”! We got two… again with the alcoholics I swear to fucking god…it's the character I officially use too much, Eric Duckman! Getting on the case of Mike Tyson's favorite animal, Pigeon! (Or more specifically, Richard!)

Lyrics:
Duckman:
What the hell you starin' at?! With 340 degrees of lookie
A spoof of Scooby with all the Dooby
Tryna get yourself baked! Literally and not
All those attempted suicides, still can't get off the pot! (Hah!)
Like damn, rather lock up this bastard later
Why fight a PRIVATE Dick when you're a public masturbator?
God turned ya to a pigeon for bein' a massive failure
Lying about your riches to get with Sandra's paper!

Pigeon:
Eh, I get it, like sand paper; you fuckin' nerd.
Hey, is it all that racist to flip YOU the bird?
Stupid jerk (heh.) I'm really good at this
Why are your eyes detachable?! That's the stupidest
Like who is this? Who watches fucking Duckman?
Who gets home from work and says "hey let's watch Duckman"
Nobody, that's who, wait, what am I doing? Right, riiight
Uhh, I think your fuckin' wife died.

Duckman:
No shit Sherlock! And I get I'm the detective
Yet a birdwatch can't help me find your erection
Whether it's your junk, or all the crimes that you penance
Couldn't stand up to your wife or the Yung one's you abandoned!
So screw you, like that one hooker did
Oh boo-hoo, you were just a crooked kid!
Who'll give a look or shit, just let it consume you
All pissed off 'cause dad let a cougar abuse you
Twit got ate quick, a deer in the headlights.
He can't evade it, especially if it's his sex drive!
A spineless, gutless, bodiless pest swine!
Guess it makes sense you got it on with a fleshlight!

Pigeon:
Ay, what the fuck? How did you know all that personal trauma?
I thought what you caught on with Sandra;
Was awfully odd but, do I get off on you attacking me?
Know I'm a pigeon but you're a rat with wings!

Duckman:
I'm not sure how I'm lectured on your dummy violence…
All that pressure really does make Lucky Diamonds!
Or cans at least, all your fans have ceased like it
How's a show canned at 4 seasons with TYSON?
Musta went through the ringer! Like "voice actors" should
You still stomped on his legacy. THAT'S athlete's foot!
Rich was fat at first impressions; as fat as your depression!
His past has come to wreck him, how balloon-men get pricked!

Pigeon:
Ya see, I was gonna beat off while you were T-ing off.
Buut, I found your Wikipedia…
Seems that uhh, you killed your own dad?
Damn, that sucks man….Duckman.
Heh, shoulda used those head-shots on your wife bro
She was forced to give life to kids like those?
Two heads and a tubby dummy light post 
Ehh, if only he was as bright! No…
That's terrible, like you are at your fuckin' gig
How are you worse at being a pig…than a pig.
I sort've get it… he was aware your gal was livin'
Corny ending, all of your fans musta been livid!
That's funny, too bad your show wasn't
On your cringe high horse, then you battled it or somethin'
Your fam is saddened and caused thy to plummet!
Eh…Still not as tragic as Light as Duckman!

-CAST-
Eric Duckman: RaccoonBroVA
Pigeon: CP

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: JaCoN
Written by: JaCoN
Beat: https://cdn.airbit.com/tagged/1585240014-73113-roots-by-insanebeatz-beat.mp3
Beat Produced by: InsaneBeatz
Mixed by: jort

Eric Duckman vs Pigeon - (Quick Diss) #16

Ben Drowned (Misc) VS Faceless Ayato (Misc)

ok trust bro i didnt even realize faceless ayato was a shameless copy of bendrowned until like three quarters through recording give me some mercy please 😭😭

writing: me
voicework: me
poor mixing: me
beat: epil3psy

Ben Drowned (0:18)

Pop from a cartridge into a dead game.
Land like a port ship, boarding your island state.
You’ll get scarred quick, targeting your headspace.
When I face off a swordsman, losing ain’t up for debate.

Listen close, little is known about this Ayato,
Except those fictional stories that scare thirteen-year-olds,
You’ve got no face ‘cause you’re stealing the basis of my legend,
That’s why I’m carrying you to a greater Ascension.

What’s lamer than Genshin? A change worth a quarter.
A terrible fate that you’re not saved; It’s YOURTURN.
I’d let this dork burn, but you’re quite the empty entity
Looking at your lore, it seems like you’re taking this L-egy.

Faceless Ayato (0:46)

*Sigh* How pervasive.
A mild virus wasted on childlike abrasiveness.
Quite alike how we’re chasing the player
But looking at you makes me glad that I’m faceless.

Haunted a modded ROM, then locked at the bottom of
Grandpa’s dusty old garage, that’s a terrible setup,
No cult classic, a kid outclassed by cult tactics,
Trapped in, forever outdated like your graphics.

I’m not a copy, just a better version of your tired trope.
What, being in a videogame ain’t what you might’ve hoped?
You jump through cables but couldn’t possess a microphone.
Let me give you a new reason to be a hydrophobe.

Ben Drowned (1:15)

You shouldn’t have done that, (STOP) 
But let’s have some fun, yeah? (PLAYING)
‘Least when I take up storage, (DROPPED)
It ain’t for some dumb app! (FRAMES)

Your time runs short when you’re coming from TikTok!
Trust, ‘cause I know a thing or two about quick clocks!
Tell me, there might be a need for a Mask mandate,
You came from the dark web, is that why you do blackface?

Faceless Ayato (1:34)

Re-generated lines? I’m not flamed by this AI.
Keep in mind, his brain stays confined in a save file.
In the Mind’s Eye, there’s no damage done in a hiatus,
But in Entertainment, you’ll remain nameless.

A fad from an age that’s long been past due.
Step off the podium, I stand atop this statue.
That’s you, putting on a mask for a better cause,
Not Covid, but for your pretend façade of a CleverBot.

Ben Drowned (1:53)

Wait up, something was lost in translation. 
How do you have lines when you’ve got nothing to say ‘em with?
‘Cause you stalk a bar-tender, but couldn’t get a tail end,
So let me make it known to the world how your tale ends!

Bled out to a friend gouging your head out,
Then found, spread ‘round the net but there’s been doubt,
BEN DROWNED sends thousands down to hell town,
Refreshed browser will turn a mess ‘cause - you’re next now.

Faceless Ayato (2:11)

Here’s TheTruth.rtf, you’ll drop into the sea when I release you.
Too bad you no longer have a .net to retrieve you.
And the next time you employ 4chan and occult kids,
Make sure they’re smart enough to follow instructions.

You failed to be an ARG but that’s hardly a mystery,
Ben is more malevolent, and his story is history.
The Moon Children wouldn’t listen when I had declined them,
So they choked on my flow, like you will. Goodbye then (Goodbye Ben).

Ben Drowned VS Faceless Ayato - Rap Battles of Whatever

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1b6wosim-z1epjh-2YVmQf-TnEvO-UW74X8El0qHhGX0/edit
King Mewtwo as Bowser
An Extremely Agitated Hedgehog as Lucifer
Written by MetaMachine, Legengo, GamingPlush64, King Mewtwo and AlchemyKing
Mixing and beat arrangement by GamingPlush64
Thumbnail by Toni Rigatoni
Beat by Epistra and Dansonn
Hint for next time: "Captains of heaven and hell"

Bowser vs. Lucifer

Two titans of the cards industry deck it out in the series debut of TableTop Rap Battles!

Freeced as Poker
Quizzique as Uno

Written by Quizzique, Alchemyking, Freeced
Mixed and Arranged by GlitchDude
Art by 3ple
Thumbnail by Quiz
Beat prod. by Anywaywell

Poker (0:11)
IT’S POKER NIGHT!
From diamonds to hearts, I’m the poster child
Your fans are like Texas, hold ‘em tight
But for this loner it’s hopeless, I’mma
Blow jokers out like your open mics
Servers must have overheated from Markiplier’s exposures
Now I’m stirring up the flames cause I’m fire with pokers

You couldn’t compare to the stacks that I’m dishin’
Gambling is my mission, my game needs precision for every decision
You’ll need some ambition for this competition
What your fans are missin’ is brains, they envision the colors because it’s
Appealing to the mindless children that flock in your fanbase like pigeons
And flooding the market with SPECIAL EDITIONS

You rode on waves of hype and managed to keep your fame, right
But I’ve got blackjack, while you’re the black sheep of Game Night
You split friendships and families apart more than I cut the deck
Don’t care you lose the heart of the cards, long as you cut a cheque

Uno (0:48)
That whole play was awful, so now I’m jumpin in
Leave a hole punched in you cus you’re out of commission
You say I’m cutting cheques, I’m saying check your cuts
Casinos taking thousands out of players, now they bet the dust

Forget the Jack of Spades, I’m the jack of trades
Your cheatin’ players jacking trades, try my rules and they won’t last a game
You’re past your fame, your only audience is rich kids with depression
I’m the superior game of luck cus I’m dealin in 7s

You’re boring me more than the boardwalks that you’re shoring
Put the chalk up to the scoreboard and you’ll see who’s really scoring
I’d think you were a poker chip the way you’ve been dispensed, dude
Like my +2s, I’d say the odds are stacked against you

Poker (1:24)
Check my legacy, millions of users playing on desktops
You only spawned a couple of losers screaming on Xbox
I’m going coast to coast, you go Uno and Dos
I go big or go home, while your hands only go for broke

My game is so dope, it’s making people draw in Westerns
While all of your draw cards couldn’t even draw investors
I’m one of a kind, you’re crazy eights straight out the bargain bin
But enter the casino gates, you know the house will always win

Uno (1:48)
I got a deuce with my verses, royally flush this gaming turd
Got players’ blood pumping, looks like you hit a Vegas nerve
You’re getting skipped, at such a loss you’ll need to be reimbursed
Now I’m Flippin this battle, let’s send this track in reverse

Chop it up, like drawing a card I’m going off the top
Only bitches play poker, and I ain’t just talking dogs
I shed your insults off like they’re fleas, you’re nothing but a disease
Winning this gamble with ease, cus I’ve got tricks up my sleeves

Once respectable crime, it is such a pity
You’re getting forgotten in time - Atlantis City
Such a snore, you should’ve chosen War to play a waiting game
If you wanna win so bad, all you gotta do is say my name

Poker vs Uno - TableTop Rap Battles #1 (ft. Freeced)

Hey whaddaya know I release battles

Mancha (UBERocity) as Elder Kettle
Matt Raichous as Hopediah Plantar
Prod. by InsaneBeatz
Writing by Alchemyking
Mixed by Trakked
Thumbnail by JK03
Special thanks: Raisu Battle, RNG, MetaMachine, Quizzique, Snakebite126

LYRICS:
Elder Kettle:
I thought my boys already beat some frogs in a standoff
Unless you’re their grandpa, but after an edge sand-off
This fight would end no different if I just went and slept in
It’s my radio against your cane; of course you’re getting poor reception
You’re a revolutionary icon, so it’s a pity
That despite your claims to “eat the rich”, you’re still a slave to Disney
I’ll leave your HP draining, as I go in for the kill
It’s fitting that this Farmer got screwed over by a Bill

Hop Pop:
Felicia’s equipment came to life to blow steam at me?
Well, call in King Andrias, ‘cause I’m about to spill the tea
How ‘bout you eat some veggies, not that sweet garbage you’re craving?
The last time your house had greens in it, it was a home invasion
Now, I’d be nicer, but Fleischer miser’s none the wiser
When I reverse the roles, spit fire on this baby in a diaper
We both have mashed up garbage in an effort to get rich,
But my dishonesty pales in comparison to what’s spat out by Netflix

Elder Kettle:
You’re talking to a vet, so in battles, I’m a sound ten
I can tell you’re green with envy, like you’re dipping in a fountain
I can see through all the flaws you fail at masking, so I’m asking
How’d you fail at that and rapping, when acting is your passion?
Werner’s no longer the biggest rat that I’ve smelled in a fair while
‘Cause you lie to your foster daughter, leaving split ends like your hairstyle
Hey, Hop Pop & Roll, make this another fight where you’ll run
You’re only top of the pecking order when the herons come

Hop Pop:
I’m an old one, but still ripe, while you’re bursting at the seams
Lookin’ to best me with those Peashooters? Forget the ding-dang dream!
You’re a musty, rusting bucket; bustin’ you shouldn’t be that hard
I just buried a box; your boys try to bury you in the yard!
I own a snail that moves faster than you; you’re bound for the grave
Yet you still torment your children, leaving them going “I don’t feel safe!”
I’ll go back to my avocados, which leave my fame blooming, so
Why don’t you mortgage your house, just like your parent studio?

Elder Kettle vs. Hop Pop - Disney Rap Battles

Freshy Kanal: GHOST RAP CYPHER ft. Cam Steady, NemRaps, Chi-chi, HalaCG & More

A Punk & Firecrack Production

Riffin on a Wilk Yvega and Todd Yvega composition

DUCKMAN

The Greatest Ever Cartoon Television Themes

Duckman

Steady Cam - Luigi
Emi Jones - Tails

LYRICS:
Tails: (0:14)
An engineer of lyrics, never fearin’ any test
Appears that Mario is missing so I’m facing second best
Pest, this fox is feastin’ on this fat furry raccoon
And judging by how much you stink, I can see why you’re number 2 (oo!)
It’s Coward vs. Prower, you don’t want to play bro,
I’ll be flying high and storming ya like a tornado (HA!)
I’ll pass it to the plumber but nobody gives a crap
Cause you already took an L when you put on that hat

Luigi:
Usually I wouldn’t battle little kids like you
But based on your youth you’re used to being bullied and abused
I’m exterminating you, just call me animal control
And son you best respect your elders, you’re just 8 years old
An inventor like yourself should realize you’ve been one upped
It doesn’t take a genius to compare our ratings and our sums
Soar all that your heart desires, you’ll still wind up under
When a fox with Astraphobia flies his plane into Green Thunder!

Tails: (1:08)
With all your fireballs you still can’t make a proper roast
You sucked so much that you would think that you were rapping against a ghost

Luigi:
In terms of games, I’ve got the most, I’ve been a pro since the first day
While you were meant for gamer’s little bros too young to really play

Tails: (1:22)
Your blatant cruelty towards animals deceives me
Don’t you got a Yoshi to go raise Mamma Luigi?

Luigi:
Oh so you talking down to me acting like that you are all tough?
Kid, you look like something I would where as a power up

Tails: (1:35)
You must be afraid, but I know you can’t run away
Cause the numbers say that my IQ is the same size as your weight
Your year came and went so no matter how hard you try to flow
You’ll forever be recognized as the Green Mario

Luigi:
You’re a freak of nature with those tails spinning ‘round
I think it’s time that this defected dog is finally put down
You’re Adventure ends here, I’ll use all my star power
To be sure your speed now reads No Miles Prower

Luigi vs. Tails - Video Game Rap Battle

Dani Frias as Happy Appy
Vladimyr P. as Stick Stickly

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
HAPPY APPY
AGAINST
STICK STICKLY
BEGIN

Happy Appy:
Hey kids, welcome back, and in today’s episode
I will be sure to break Stickly even more than my own
So to flow like a tsunami, your only hope is pressing one
To push your buttons is the only way that Happy’s having fun

Stick Stickly:
Hey bud, you speak of fun? But that verse was plane and lame
This Stick is spitting sick, spilling your apple saucy brains
And it’s too bad those four lines dragged out more than your story
The winner’s yet to be revealed, and hint; not you, you’re boring!

Happy Appy:
It’s a Day on the Track, Hey kids, let’s Dip a spastic
You gave such a wooden performance, it’s ironic, your raps are plastic
A design like that? It’s easy to see why you left kids snoring
I put the ‘I’ into S_CKLY, you put the ‘I’ into BOR_NG!
No matter what you Bark, your loss’ll surely be appealing
You can’t Stick up for yourself, your show, or the kids that I’m pleasing
I have nailed down this win along with Stickly for construction
Then I’ll tear it down with a chainsaw for your destruction

Stick Stickly:
Just get it through your Noggin, Appy, you don’t make the kids Happy
Cus of your wacky design, you’ll see the Vision of this tragedy
Happy’s come to get schooled, unlike your Wiki; not clickbait
You’re getting meaner and meaner; keep that in your Jar of Hate
Sike! You think you could dip me? Please, like you could diss me, geez
If I am as dull as a knife I could still dice through you with ease
Children need me, while, your show’s flights gone down in plight
And you’re Half the Man I am; a watered down Nick at Nite

Happy Appy:
Wow, that’s all you chalked up? Step into my Van; yuh
Will meet the same fate like as if you were Miranda
The cancellation of your website be lookin’ like 9/11
Cuz IPs have gone down and that is natural children

Stick Stickly:
The only thing that’s natural’s entertaining minors like I did
You couldn’t kill a beat cus you’re stuck on murdering your kids
You’ll get sliced in the same direction, x’d out like my eyes
I would let Happy Rot in Hell, but the track is where you die

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writers: Vlad and ColeDaCole
Beat Producer: Marsad Men
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Aaron Peters

Happy Appy vs Stick Stickly

Happy Appy vs Stick Stickly. Sinister Rap Battles

Cam (Video Game Rap Battles) as Video Games
None Like Joshua as Anime
Produced by Def Starz
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XC5HaLnOD535d3mNHjyIn1nqBHPRneXvcaaIdE-H0sA/edit?usp=sharing

Anime vs. Video Games - Rap Battle

LYRICS

Sonic.EXE:
Round 1, looks like I’m in a new zone, with the antagonist who wishes minds would turn from bored to blown
So pathetic, you pick off victims and leave Skype calls empty- Who was Phone?
Fake Facebook pages and accounts and this is what you do with your hype?
Thought people would piss their pants in the theatres at the sound “the glitch just typed”
Your Paranormal Activity could be summed up as a hat trick
I’ve seen better Internet PSAs out of Catfish!
You were terrorizing macbooks in your wack flick
But you thinking you’re relevant is the only thing that’s batshit
A sad bitch only made interesting ‘cause of suicide
You’d fit better on Netflix, next to 13 Reasons Why
I have to speak in police code, just for you to comprehend
That I’ll turn a 10-34 to 64xx

Laura Barns:
So the Creepypasta wiki bows down to you? Honestly, what should I expect?
You’re praised by the same community that puts their names behind “Sonic X-XX”
Guarded by diehard fans of garbage, while Sonic just Sez shit
So if you try to drop this battle, there will be serious consequences.
I know a lot about you, .EXE, you’re a mutated version of Zalgo
You stole your sound bites from Kefka and live in Mephiles’ Shadow!
So tone it down Smile Hedgehog, you’re useless without your Chaotic mic Control
Pre-teens terrified at your story; “oh god, the Rap Rat’s going to steal my soul!”

Sonic.EXE:
You’re too slow, Samara Morgan, what inspired you to get a toxic attitude?
Better yet, how about you take that tone to your movie, maybe you’d impress your viewers while you’re at it too!
I’m a god of your realm! My presence is ascended!
You’re a waste of a climax- talk about a “shit” ending
Close the tab window to escape a Blaire Witch Project!
And you’ll have a worse fate than another Dark Web hardship!

Laura Barns:
I’ve been to hell, so if you claim you’re God, then you can call me your Anti-Christ!
Swallow your fancy pride! The genre you preside is something you can’t stand beside!
An Affinity for kinned furries? Use those sharp teeth of yours and bite me!
Ditch the Youtube Let’s Play’s, your defeat is more suitable for LiveLeak!

CREDITS

Fightmarker as Sonic.EXE
https://soundcloud.com/fightmarker
Illuminasium As Laura Barns
https://www.castingcall.club/m/illuminasium

Written and thumbnail by Rabi
Additional writing help: Gamingplush64 and B O R K
https://soundcloud.com/gamingplush64
Mixed and Mastered by Light
https://soundcloud.com/ducky808
Beat by 2Deep
Sonic.EXE Art by B O R K
https://soundcloud.com/borkrulesok

Sonic.EXE vs. Laura Barns (Unfriended) - Rap Battle

We gon' let the band deal wit dis

https://youtube.com/@quickdissa?si=vM7pQZB9aU7VzA8n

Eric Duckman vs Pigeon - (Quick Diss) #16

JaCoN (Quick Diss)