Everything in this playlist was either not given a video or rehauled.
Fair warning, they're likely bad

Pre-Historic Rap Battles I made that didn't make it to Youtube (2019 - 2022)

~Songs for Roleplay/Studying~

Rap battles

things i'm in (not in order)

FNF Vs Plate Euphoria

FNF Vs Plate Arcana

FNF Vs Plate Mana

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XEylfzORiA&t

Alex M. as Light Yagami
Freshy Kanal as Ryuk
Azia as Monika

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LlY6bn1NnbLBvAdaOUuu-X1MTQZVaPJgUJqqQA6gzqg/edit?usp=sharing

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Beat prod. by Ihaksi
Coverart Design by Eddiefb
Coverart Artwork by TripleStabber
Mixed, Mastered & Additional Instrumentation by Freshy Kanal

Light Yagami vs Monika - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCdTA0f6KWc

JesseBoxVO as Blue
Snakebite126 as Monokuma

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Monokuma:
(Kick it!)
You don’t wanna go mano e mano with Kuma
Blue, I’ll broadcast your execution to the tots on Nick Jr.
As they’re watching you, It’ll have taught ‘em to not mess with Danganronpa
By chopping it up like Chiaki till this dog has been neutered
Now listen, this bear’s diss bears despair to spare
This pair’s disparity’s barely fair
I’m the headmaster, this teacher’s pet better kiss up or
I’ll catch a body on the track - I got the diss covered
Quit tryin’ to teach kids and leave ‘em alone
They’ll sink their teeth into a show with more meat on the bone
You do the same fetch questing in each episode
All to teach kids lessons they already know
I got the strap, aim an AK at Pre-K and end ‘ya
Put the lens to your eyes, now you look like Magenta
Give it everything you’ve got when you come in to rhyme
‘Cuz for the audience, your verse’ll be PUNISHMENT TIME!

Blue:
Monokuma, our students don’t have a lot in common
For one, mine probably know what an octagon is
It may be true that we both entertain a lot of kids
But unlike you, they’re actually my target audience
So I don’t need to drop hints on your games with a pawprint
‘Cuz everyone that’s watching already knows they’re dogshit
When educating toddlers, you’ve gotta make it obvious
No wonder all your games end with the same fucking plot twist
Just hours of blabbing, there’s nothing new to do
I couldn’t get into your story with a blue skidoo
You’re only top of the food chain to your students, dude
‘Cuz you’re a predator preying on the youth in schools
(bow bow) and you get to teach a class or two
(bow bow) But I got millions watching after school
(bow bow) I’m killing the beat, now it’s black-and-blue
(bow bow) I’m killing the beat, now I’m blackened-Blue
(Bow-bow!)

Monokuma:
If you’re so smart, detective, I’ve got a question
What kind of grown adult thinks his salt shaker is sentinent?
I think if Hope’s Peak was the college that Steve attended
I would definitely call him the Ultimate Schizophrenic!
Now, don’t you go downplaying my fame, are you kidding?
Cuz when I make killing games, my games make a killing
And I would execute ‘ya with burns left to the first degree
But I can’t top despair like when Burns left for his first degree

Blue:
What kind of secrets lie behind Hope’s Peak
Let’s sit down in our thinking chair and think, think, think
Three games, three clues, and the verdict that your fans awaited?
Everything you had created was completely fabricated!
And now I got this fraud wishing for hope 
Because my bars are so clean, call them Slippery Soap
So Imma hand you this L because I’m taking the dub
You just got a letter - I wonder who it’s from?

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Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Beat prod. by Andy Cooper of Audio Network
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb
Coverart Artwork by RobotRichie (Blue) and Valonide (Monokuma)
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat Arranged by Freshy Kanal, GamingPlush64 & Eddiefrb

Blue vs Monokuma - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

William Afton vs. Mr. Krabs - Rap Battle! (2023)

Dillychannel

Dilly! On youtube made this im uploaidng this for my brother pls

William Afton vs. Mr. Krabs - Rap Battle! (2023)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/yk9lp19Vwx8?si=LoCy2NCGYKAG7HXU

Eddiefrb as Eric Cartman
Langle as Charlie Brown

garbageGothic as Lucy van Pelt
littleflecks as Kyle Broflovski

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Eric Cartman:
Oh my god, Kyle. Shut the fuck up and listen
I just found the first jew that celebrates Christmas
(shut up fatass) That’s right Kyle. Mel Gibson tried to warn me
I’ll have to fuck his mom tonight. I hear she’s pretty horny
Charlie Brown, was it? it must be really tough
Living with both depression and leukemia
So if you really want me to apologize
Come on down to South Park and suck these balls of mine
Bitch, I’m dropping bombs, just in case you couldn’t tell
Like Imaginationland, I’ll leave Peanuts full of shells
‘Cuz I’m making fat stacks, my pocket’s on Kyle’s mom
You fucking Gooback, this battle is my job
The lone Christmas tradition for poor children like Kenny (uh)
I’ve seen comics stand on their own better from Jimmy (uh)
My job here is done - you’re totally boned
So like your actors at puberty, I’m going home

Charlie Brown:
Someone tell Linus to see who I’m stuck with
He’d be thrilled to finally meet the Great Pumpkin
You two are alike, though not that he’s racist
But you’re so insecure that you need blanket statements
So if you want attention, start by ditching the mask
It’s like your fans are raccoons ‘cuz they keep digging your trash
You’re crying censorship, “none of the networks care about us
By the way, stream our new specials on Paramount Plus”
With the hate speech you’re dropping, of course your ratings are bombing 
Now you’re just chasing the profit and saving face like Muhammad
I mean, you can’t take a joke and your politics are backwards
Good grief, at least Kanye’s a good rapper
I inspired the show that you copy all the time
You even stole the Simpsons’ sad and gradual decline
Became middle-of-the-road, you lost track of what you fight against
So it makes sense you’d end up living on the side of it


Eric Cartman:
Oof, Charlie, you’re breaking my balls here - what a zinger
Didn’t expect soul from the kid in love with a ginger
Look, brah, I know it’s hard - y’know, dying of cancer
But I’m here to tell you that suicide is not the answer
And don’t try to hide it, I can tell by your face
Everyone in your family thinks you’re a fucking disgrace
And I bet that your weight’s something they bully you for
‘Cuz you’re big boned like me, except way way more
But keep your two chins up, Charlie, don’t give in to fear
Who cares if you haven’t been relevant in 56 years
Who cares if all your friends secretly think you’re totally lame
Who cares if all the girls who respect you are totally gay
Damn it, I know it’s so hard, but man, you gotta hold on
‘Cuz middle aged moms would miss you so much if you were gone
You may have nothing to live for, but dude, you gotta let it go
No, no, Charlie, don’t do it, don’t do it, noooo!

Lucy van Pelt:
Why don’t you pick on someone your own size, you object
I’d say you’re too round to be a blockhead
But now that the shrink has arrived, you might shrivel
Given your rhymes, I’ll pick at your mind for no nickel
I’m guessing it all went wrong when your mother
Slept with so many wieners, you moved into another
Dad left her, and he was so happy with his new lover
‘Till you turned him into chili and then fed him to your brother
You repulsive freak! Nobody would love you in their right mind
Someone tell Heidi to hide and get her some iodine
All your friends think you’re an antisemitic ogre
No wonder Kyle hates you - pork isn’t kosher
You’re worthless! Hopelessly, utterly and completely
And I don’t sugarcoat it, cuz then you’d probably eat me
Here’s my final two cents, this counts for the winner
Spell it out, Charlie Brown!

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat Arranged by GlitchDude
Beat prod. by bailey daniel and GlitchDude
Art by ryTchie
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Eric Cartman vs Charlie Brown - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. III)

#rapbattle #sml #danganronpa

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sir rap battles as teruteru hanamura
danii as chef pee pee

written by dilly
mixed by gamingplush64
beat prod. by gamingplush54
art by itspizzabox
cover art by shimario

this series is a tribute to epic rap battles of history.
https://www.youtube.com/user/ERB

Chef Pee Pee vs. Teruteru Hanamura - RAP BATTLE!

Gorillaz VS Homestuck

Watch the video release here!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2E7UoyNfng

hee hee hee :)

Nekomancer as 2-D
Mancha as Sollux Captor

Sollux Captor:
the2e humanz call them2elve2 goriillaz? now what 2en2e doe2 that make
but who care2, there’2 no way you’ll wiin wiith paper for braiin2
kiidnapped every other week, no wonder your liife’2 lamentable
you thiink you’re meteor than me? you were liiterally a vegetable
you can’t 2urviive my optiic bla2t. thii2 2tu-pot ii2 2tupiid!
leave you wiith three dent2 iin your head once ii’m through wiith you, kiid!
from the voiice2 ii hear ii know that your death ii2 comiing
waiit...whiite eye2? 2hiit, are you already dead or 2omethiing?

2-D:
The sky’s falling Captor, drop out of this ‘fore it crash
Must be a Ghost Rapper with those unlively lines you spat
Trying to get through your slog of a story is hardly fun
It’s just a Sex Murder Party starring Kids With Guns
I’ll win this in a Blur, this beekeeper can’t throwdown
You’re blinded to the fact that your Last Frontier is Now Now
Program raps all you want, it’ll end just the same
‘Cause in this Game of Death you’ll be KO’d again

Written by Vivian
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Produced by Kustom

2-D VS Sollux Captor | RAP BATTLE!

ok so, holy fuck, our reboot's finally here my boys! (and girls, lol)
Trakked as Kano
Jade as Klaue
Beat by 2Deep
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by Trakked
Writers: Trakked, Redacted

Battle:
Kano:
Face the Black Dragon clan, and the Black Market man, 
with gettin’ a knife even deeper than Black Panther's father can.
I mean, you’re small fry, I’ll leave a shrimp fried with rhymes,
Taken by an evil cat, yet I’ve survived bullets for my crimes!
You’re pathetic, an unethical mess that I’m tryna face
Stole some tech from the Wakandans, and Klaue’s still put in his place!
So c’mon chump, I haven’t seen much o’ what ya can do
With or without the Klaw, you’re a shame to the MCU

Klaue:
Shoulda hopped into prison, but either way I’ll leave ya Cage-d
It’s safe to say you’re pretty weak with your arse kicked by Blade
Sonya’ll be doubting your own legacy and survival
When you face a Marvel even stronger than my comic rivals
It’s ironic, since the Genesis of your Superman stealings,
You tried the heart of being brutal, before you Wrecked it with Ralph dealings.
Now your rolling dice, rapping like your in a crappy mixtape,
So, go crawl back in your Kano-ball and accept your re-alitity fate.

Kano:
Alright, mate, you got me pissed now, your design shoulda stayed robotic
Ya got 2 measly cameos while we’ve had 11 installments!
This’ll be your Armageddon when I spit sick on this mic
But it’s not unlike the time when Killmonger took ya life
With a knife, I’ll cut your heart out, I’m a stone-cold assassin
I’m spittin’ venom like a Kobra! But I thrashed his ass too in the trashbin
Let’s see this eye-to-eye; I’ll shoot ya down with my beams
But this War won’t be Civil when I bring this Kombat to the screen

Klaue:
Oh please, at least my movie was successful, yours went down the drain
This Mortal lost his fight ever since the first game!
Couldn’t bring a hard-hitting punchline, but you’re from a fighting series?
‘Cos your questionable spectacles just bring up more queries!
Like, how does a guy with a robot eye fail overseeing being harmed?
My vibranium’s stronger than steel; i don’t even need to be armed!
So, keep this in mind whenever you try to betray your king again
Fights with me always go South, Korean ya into PAIN.

Kano vs Ulysses Klaue - Rap Cypher: REBOOT Premiere

Tomura Shigaraki : Swoldow EVGRB 
SCP-049 : Nekomancer

Beat Prod. : Tristan 
Mixed by : The Supah Master
Written by Kamren, Swoldow EVGRB, and Nekomancer
Idea inspired by Nooby
New Logo by Uncredited

Tomura Shigaraki : 
It seems that I'll be needing no assistance from my League of Villains
When I face the most overrated creature that his website's ever written!
You used to be tolerable, then you're added to Regalis's dropped fad
And now the only thing you infect is the contents of a preteen girl's Wattpad!
I mean just look at yourself, Mr. HoodedEdgyBirdAtHotTopic
With all the fanfics about yourself, your corpses aren’t the only ones rotten
Used to be compared to Creepypastas, never heard a connection stupider
When I've seen numbered docs done better from cryptic Youtubers

SCP-049:
Bonjour, je suis ton docteur pour aujourd'hui, Shigaraki;
Sent to cure the selfish brat who whines when he doesn't get his way
This doctor goes Hamm on the mic, with bars more fire than Dabi's flames
Got ill rhymes of my own compared to this subject testing for the Plague

Tomura Shigaraki :
Sheesh, I don't remember this one being converted to a Nomu
But with your ceased brain activity, I guess there's no difference for you
I'm surprised I could understand your writing, turn to your journals for example
Forget Euclid, this is one Keter threat your foundation can never handle 

SCP-049 : 
This literal walking facepalm proves why his league’s ruined collectively
Your abominations; defective, see. I rhyme the most effectively!
Received an entire arc about your crimes? How obscure
But do not be afraid of this, child; for I am the cure.
The restraints have been released, a Great Dying in this containment breach
So do not take that tone with me, leave the snapping to 173!
Your master killed your grandmother? Now ain't that some comedy gold?
Judging the look of your face, The Pestilence has already taken control

Tomura Shigaraki :
Between the heroes and yourself, I can't tell which one is more pitiful
Call yourself a doctor? At least Daruma's experiments were successful
Kurogiri, take this shit-Stain away, he's been a complete waste of my time
Left you and your creatures in the dust, like I'll soon do with All Might!

SCP-049 :
Even as the hands of your family cling onto their last bit of life
It still stands that my patients come out more alive!
Despite all the attention seeking, what really hurts, Tenko
Is that it appears your quirk's properties have only applied to the microphone

Tomura Shigaraki vs SCP-049 - My Hero Academia vs Anything! #1 (ft. Swoldow EVGRB & Nekomancer)

Jade as The Boner Pill Salesman
Dani as Sven
Written by Cole
Beat: https://instaud.io/3Zmz (When The Beat Drops by InsaneBeatz)
Cover art by Aaron G 
Mixed by Light

The Boner Pill Salesman (0:10-0:30):
I was expecting a good matchup, but ‘le blocky mutt has arrived’
The second time you’ll drown in flow, but this time you won’t survive
Doesn’t matter that you’re from Minecraft, I’m still the best MC
You’re as lost as Dinnerbone, trying to step up to me
Best hope your flame retardant, cause on this track I’m burning
Once I’m done testing this new subject I’ll leave you dead with Joergen
I’m seriously spilling T, Felix lost, and so have you
So many of your friends have died, half of your world is filled with tombs!

Sven (0:30-0:50):
I’ll be freeing your subjects from the hell you make them live in
Fighting me when you’ve scrapped your medics ain't a good decision   
Let’s talk about dogelore, who’s users sure ain’t fly like Klaus
A group of depressed millennials crying about their life through wacky dogs 
Your meme’s been melk-ed dry, I’m spilling blood and that’s a fact, see
I’ve got bedrock hard raps to collapse you and your factory
So much editing, at this point, you barely resemble a dog
Thank god your verse wasn’t like your story: painfully long!

The Boner Pill Salesman (0:50-1:00):
That verse was pretty cringe, bro, you’re running out of ideas
So badly put together, did you buy your raps from Ikea?
Not even my all of my products could harden your soft ass rhymes
Looks like the minecraft series is over, cause Sven just died

Sven (1:00-1:10):
Take a chromch out of this, you need decoys to stay alive
I’ll have you know, these aren’t the first creeper’s blows that I’ve survived
When it comes to flowing on a beat, I’ve seen better from Water Sheep
Now it’s finally time for Wonka’s knockoff to be put to sleep

TheBonerPillSalesman vs. Sven | Rap Battle

Cover art by SquidMan (effects by henry Jones)

CAST
Light  As Mr  Pickles 
Erin   As Fliqpy 

PRODUCTION
Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/123336/genres/gangsta-beats/blockness-monster
Beat by Tristan 
Audio Mixing by Jacob  
Written by Henry Trakked Powerpunk gamer 

Lyrics:

Mr pickles:
Let’s begin this Party, Animal, and give you a real reason to flip out
When I’m barking out these rhymes, you’ll lose more than a Tooth, no doubt
This Is not your battle, like Your Knife, you can’t Hide and Seek a win
You’re In Over Your Hedge if you think you’ll get away with your sins
Let’s Keep this Reel, Flippy, you’re not in war anymore
So quit acting delusional, like getting drunk before Season 4
I’ll leave you more impaled then when you were killed by Lumpy
This’ll be an Overkill  rap, for I’ll show Where you’ll Die like Labby 

Fliqpy:
Time to start this off with a bang, like it was a Tiger Bomb
That I’m dropping on this bitch. How am I supposed to stay calm?
Alright Scooby, Where are you? It’s  time to get Autopsy Turvy
So get out of your doghouse, if you think you have the nerve-y
More Weaponized than an Animal Regiment, cuz this soldier knows how to fight W.A.R. 
You won’t go out Without A Hitch, for I’ll Curve this Dead Man-ly whore
Your raps are plain Cheese, man, and it’s not just a Ball that’s Foul
I mean, what are you gonna do, little Border collie? Will you growl?

Mr pickles:
That verse was not Good, man. I’ll chew your head like if it was a chew toy
Ka-Pow! Like a double whammy, you’ve been knocked out, My Dear Boy
Why don’t you bite me more than love, as tell you what’s on my mind 
Why can’t this serial killer catch a break, as this bear’s show is falling behind
The fame of my cartoon, while you’re here today, gone tomorrow
This slasher will make you splatter with blood with my flow
Telling me to growl? Easy For You To Sleigh, for this doesn’t go “bow-wow”
It’s me you will follow, soldier, because I’M YOUR MASTER NOW 

Fliqpy: 
I’m Flippin’ you off like Burgers, for this will be quite the roast
For you are what you eat, as you’re almost as bloody as me. Almost.
From what Remains to be Seen, beating you will be quite the treat 
You never Jumped the Shark. Your Happy Trails never led to any achieved feats
Now you’ve seen my true rage, like how I took 133 lives
This battle’s survival count? 50%, for in the end you won’t survive
Your Silence won’t be a Random Act when I’m showing you who’s more frightening
Time to end this Vicious Cycle, like it was being struck by lightning

Mr Pickles VS Fliqpy Mixed - Rap War #1  (alternative)

LYRICS

Harry Warden:
Spent a long time in these mines, I can clean out your local river
Of the 80’s movie-flopping, frame-dropping, bloated killer
Voorhees? What does a swampy zombie got for me
When he’s roasted on the beat and left under broken quarries?!

Jason Voorhees:
Roasting me? Please, I’ve survived that twice already
It’ll be easy leaving your worthless life as dead meat with my machete!
Murdered many minors, a miner wouldn’t be far off
So which one of your personalities will I leave a mark on?
Slander slashers with your slapstick like it’s what you’ll premiere on?
But looking at the winners circle- Harry's not here Tom.
Erupting methane levels as if you’re trying to rock me
Take my mask, I know Canadian’s love their hockey
Think I’m sloppy? A Halloween copy’s what they offer me?
Like sticks and stones, I’ll smash Harry’s brittle bones like they’re Potter-y

Harry Warden:
Gave me a mediocre performance, like your talents, right?
I think someone’s just mad that they never got a Valentine!
The raps you spit are more deformed than your face, Jason
Your whole series should’ve been left on that space station!
Samara Morgan’s brother acting like he’ll murder me
But one shot of water and mommy’s all that he’s murmuring!

Jason Voorhees:
Talk like you’re from the Killer Crapper, ‘cause you’re complete shit
Take your words and make like your mining friends; eat it!
I’ve turned mortals to Ash bud, you’re like my day; bad luck
And I’m dropping the Axel, 'cause your trash films don’t stand up!

Harry Warden:
You’ve dug your own grave with your sequels, the truth is;
Gratuitous nudity’s all that let your reboot live.
Since Jason went to hell, his fans had their hearts carved out
So it seems I’ll get the last laugh. Go ahead and eat your heart out!

CREDITS

Light as Jason Voorhees
https://soundcloud.com/ducky808
DeegleNV as Harry Warden
https://soundcloud.com/deeglenv

Beat by Hala-X
Written by Rabi, B O R K, and Dani Frias
https://soundcloud.com/borkrulesok
https://soundcloud.com/dannyplaysgames-422800890
Mixed by Rabi and Light
Thumbnail by JordanSnowish
https://soundcloud.com/jordydydy

Jason Voorhees vs. Harry Warden - Rap Battle

LYRICS

Billy Lenz:
Roast a bag of bones trapped in snow? He can be my guest...
‘Cause what I’m rapping has no limits when I leave a crest right on his chest!
Became an internet joke ‘til they replaced and scrapped you
Now all we have to remember you is 4 beats from 1 tune!
I got the slasher theme in the mainstream and was cemented as a classic
You got kids kickin’ your ass, bitch; even I could slash Frisk!
Hoping that you meet your friends when I stab you with the end of antlers
And leave your skeleton floating down the river, nobody came to lend a hand sir

Sans:
*your pig squeals don’t scare me, I’ve been more spooked from hot dogs
*got schooled by school girls and still think you’re the top, dawg?

Billy Lenz:
Bragging about being a vendor? Oh, what a comedian...
You’re the second most disgusting thing I’ve seen come out of Deviants!

Sans:
*you’re a megalomaniac, I’m golden! I’m the boss, that’s just the way I was coded
*man, I’m servin’ up a blizzard to leave your sorority Snowdin

Billy Lenz:
Can’t say you’re golden or a boss, when all you want is to bone a goat mother!
It’s nice you’re buddies with Nintendo, ‘cause they’ll rehash you when I Smash apart this Brother!

Sans:
*well if you wanted to make enemies, I’d suggest not picking this timeline
*because your rhymes spite from your limelight and your 2nd remake gives you no life
*when you made phone calls and left blood on walls in a lackluster slasher thriller
*and left your house empty, like a dirty sister killer...
*call me unproductive, but the same could be said for your lame production
*you’ll see a real Black Christmas when I burn you in the home that you stuck with
*pushing my buttons? that’s a nice way to die. So eat your words and another eye
*i let killers like you burn in hell, but you’re still traumatized by how your mama died

Freshy Kanal As Billy Lenz
www.youtube.com/channel/UCNLjRiychUaaCU0uJTYDUYA
Krystal as Sans

Written by Rabi
Additional Help by B O R K
Beat by Dansonn
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
@borkrulesok
Art by ColeDaCole
@coledacole
Thumbnail by Rabi

Billy Lenz vs. Sans - Rap Battle

LYRICS

Billy:
A mountain man slasher? I’ll make this the second time you must have died
Am I supposed to be afraid of the guy who got beat up by Busta Rhymes?
Franchise wasted, so face this, you’re passed the days where you were scary, it’s
About time that I come onto the mic, take my hatchet, and bury it
Struggling to top Freddy while I rocked his box office
So my Christmas wish is seein’ how you bomb this
Look at your viewers, your sister’s not the only thing that’s slept on
People struggle against you? Just bring in a retcon!
Shat on the mask of Will, now you’ve turned pale
I’d just grab some coffee to bring it some “detail”
Left babysitters dead? I’m killing the head of the church!
Feelin’ hurt by these burns, guess you do have nerve!

Micheal:
Billy Lenz’ copy is sloppy when it comes to spitting bars
You went from “Santa slasher classic” to flying off people’s radar
Your raps: soft, can’t spit Jack Frost, I bring the real yuletide fear
So you should just pull out of this battle... like your movie’s premiere
You think you’re one big guy to kill me
But I’ll just leave Santa falling back down his chimney
Should call you The Thing! That  abomination of a series
Going straight to VHS could never come near me
Make a Picasso out your death, but you’re already abstract
Just one more thing that’ll trigger your flashbacks
This 80’s slasher’s past his prime
So make like your grandpa and stay Silent, Night...

Billy:
Can’t tell which Myers I’m talking to, you both come off as jokes 
What? Do I need to bring the ether in so you can get these roasts?

Micheal:
Your reboot’s boring and lifeless, I’d put your corpse up for display
Since I’m good at taking out trash horror icons, like it’s Garbage Day!

Billy:
Yet after 40 years, you still can’t kill Laurie
It seems all your directors threw your story through four stories
You’ll lose your horror glory once I close Loomis’ case
And I’ll make Michael Myers Return to his grave

Micheal:
One flame can kill this Shape? Not the first time I’ve survived
You’re just the second bitch that I’ve eaten alive
I can tell you’re traumatized when you spit a song
So tell the children, once again, Santa Claus is gone...

CREDITS

LAR80s as Micheal Myers
https://soundcloud.com/lar-80s
Rabi As Billy Chapman
Lexi M. as Ricky Chapman
https://soundcloud.com/user-650786333-593076861

Written and thumbnail by Rabi
Additional help by Fightmarker
https://soundcloud.com/stopmotionrapbattles2018
Beat by Smoke
Mixed by Rabi and jort
https://soundcloud.com/jordydydy
Art by B O R K
https://soundcloud.com/borkrulesok

Michael Myers vs. Billy Chapman - Rap Battle

LYRICS

Joker:
No need to send a Calling Card, I don’t think you even have a heart
But even if you did, I don’t think your role could give you any part
You went through 4 movies and a show just to show you don’t belong here
So I’ll trash you even worse than the movies that you hold dear
(Fast rap)
But I guess your face mask ain’t that bad
Because it’s sold in bargain bins of Halloween stores
That’s who you really are, just a bland Scary Movie
But I don’t think I’ve heard worse than your retcons before!
Just a prick in cloak, acting like the Grim Reaper
But you get shot in the head in every full length feature!
Reduced to nothing but cameos,
So now you sit in the back of your TV’s teasers

Ghostface:
Facing a Joker? (Heh…) I would’ve preferred Jared Leto
But this fellow doesn’t need a metro to keep this diss as a Memento
Think I’m phoned in? You must be jokin’, I’m the one who calls and calls the shots
While you’re another anime boy with a harem to leave himself cockblocked!
Speaking of shots, you can’t even do those right! 
Act tough, but you’re shit in the spotlight!
A con artist bigger than Madarame
But even he wouldn’t give your verse copyright!
Think you’re a vigilante who’s upping the ante
But the resemblance to Kira is uncanny
You shouldn't have brought a gun to a knife fight,
So make like a Phantom and fucking die!

Joker:
Losing your temper over Sidney? I find Psycho’s motives more rational
I’m actually doing something, you’re busy fooling around and smashing skulls
I’m slashing foes! You’re a bigger dip in quality since any one of your sequels
But you overtaken by someone else’s weed joke, so you can’t tell us as equals

Ghostface:
You spill out truths? I spill out blood- that’s my kind way of saying I’ll take your life
I’d rather not play your game, you’d have more fun with “How I’m Gonna Die!”
I spit flames like your Arsenic values, so take your Jojo Stand before I smack your raps back at you
You best listen to your cat and just hit the hay, ‘cause a knife stab should say that’s your Q2...

CREDITS 

Nekomancer Jade as Joker
https://soundcloud.com/neko-nekomancer
Razzy as Ghostface
https://soundcloud.com/simplyrazzy

Written by Rabi
Beat by Dansonn
Mixed by jort
https://soundcloud.com/jordydydy
Thumbnail by satanicwarcrimer

Joker (Persona 5) vs. Ghostface - Rap Battle

LYRICS

Miles:
Take a page, you could learn something from an actual hero
When I turn this green-haired Hiro and turn him into the Biggest Zero
With your cheesy catchphrases “To Plus Ultra- and beyond!”
Keep your vocals in check and stop screaming- KACHAAN!
I leave billionaires in wreck and give audiences an impact
All you managed to leave were broken knuckles and a cast
So quit playing pretend, this is a real hero’s duty
I’d say that I’ve already topped you in terms of both of our movies

Izuku:
My friends are cheering me on, but can I handle this?
Guess I gotta go the Mile to leave Morales in bandages
Bug superheroes? We already got Miraculous
You struggle against “puberty,” but you think that you can battle this?
Think your flow rocks? You’re landing no shots!
There’s better fire power out of the entrance exam robots!
Spectacular superstar? Sorry to burst your bubble
But you’ll get your dreams shot down again like your uncle
You strive to be like your hero, but your teachings were plain awful
At least my mentor can be an actual role model!
Put a spider on the track and I’ll send it back down the water spout
You’re used to rehashing, that’s all your movie’s about!

Miles:
I’d rather hear you cry a river, at least then you have flow!
Take your mask and fall down your own rabbit’s hole
You stand behind Froppy if that’s what you spat at me
So drop this battle like it’s your not-girlfriend’s gravity

Izuku:
You still got a lot to learn from the pros
Such as when you need them to take over just so you have a stable home
But you’ve already proved your side characters are useless
Just like the police and your own dad, I’m here to rid of this nuisance

Miles:
1962 to 2099, legacy’s getting stronger
But you couldn’t bring heat, you’ve disappointed your father!
Doubt you have Mt. Lady as your inspiration, you need to size up
Because this Spider-Man just turned Izuku to a Deku Scrub

Izuku:
Deku Scrub, huh? That’s all you have to show?
Spent all your time under pressure, yet still couldn’t figure out how to flow!
A no-go for heroes, choppy like your direction
Aced a battle like a Detroit Smash; 100%

CREDITS

Shadow Zel as Miles Morales
www.castingcall.club/m/shadow%20zel
Lexi M. as Izuku Midoriya
www.youtube.com/channel/UCfRZUTOJL1qAbDorCjlhGYQ

Written by Rabi
Mixed and mastered by Freshy Kanal
www.youtube.com/channel/UCNLjRiychUaaCU0uJTYDUYA
Beat by Audio Network
Thumbnail by B O R K
@borkrulesok

Miles Morales vs. Izuku Midoriya - Rap Battle

Little Miss Perfect! The original creators of the song are Taylor Louderman and Write Out Loud!

Little Miss Perfect

LYRICS

Bill Cipher:
(...Woah, now, lemme just cut you off there)
I thought Battle Bytes ended this, why am I back here, producer?!
I see why SoundCloud makers suck; you made me versus THIS loser!
So I’ll leave you trashed and replaced like my bout with Freddy
But I guess you’d be used to that, just checkin’ out your dev team!
I mean, lookin' at these lyrics, and reading your dialogue,
for the con sub of Subcon, you're no arsonist with fire logs!
But I'm used to smokin' pine trees! Conjure your best lines, please
‘Cuz I’ll give ‘ya two and a half minutes ‘fore your soul is mine, G!
I'm an icon! You're sold for nostalgia, the classics!
You’ve got kids kicking your ass, hctib! I could even slash Hat Kid!
Your schtick is sick -- a twisted rapper ripped from Twilight Zone
Turn Thousand Year Door chests to stone and place them atop my highest throne!

Snatcher:
FOOL! Activated my trap card-
Leave you paved in the graveyard, if you wanna throw wack bars
But we’ve got a deal to seal -- just sign now and you’ll find
that you haven’t paid the price and whoop! Your soul’s mine!
Awww, you can break the fourth wall, too?
...is that all, dude? Hit me up when those jokes grow overused
then I’ll freeze you in your tracks if you wanna test the best, ‘cuz
after this, you’ll end like Queen Vanessa!
And while you’re messing around in mindscapes
I’m dealin’ in the courtyard, raking high stakes
You make time breaks, but on my watch, you’d best read the fine print
Either sign the line, kid or be left lifeless!

Bill Cipher:
Booooriiiiiiing! That filler wasn't even worth the wait
Who would expect less from a slurry Jade role, in hindsight?
I mean, I'd be a hermit too if I had THAT kind of face
But it'd look better inside; let's take a look in your mind’s plight!
...Wooooaaaah, dude, I've got a really stupid end!
My own wife murdered me just 'cause I spoke to some lady friend!
Now I cry alone in the woods, useless, without peers,
'cause the only ones who ever cared about me have been dead for years!

Snatcher:
...Did you just try to possess me during your own verse?!
God, even your cliché powers have grown worse...
Mocking my death? Right, remind me how you came to "win."
Oh yes! You got screwed by the Mr. Krabs twins!
You really ARE a fool! And I thought *I* was the trickster!
But Gravity's drop won't be PG! Drop a warning for these tri-ggers!
And to mock my forest? It's no secret that you're Tourist
-Trapped in Oregon's organs, reignin' foggier than Portland
I know you don't mean to bore us, but you do with every chorus
'Cuz while I'm spittin' up torrents, you're just spewin' like the Toilet!

Bill Cipher:
I'm trying to search for literally just ONE decent rap
But it's invisible! ...What, do I need a Dweller Mask?!
I'd love to shake on it, but I don't want 'ya on my palm, you're
stretchy, purple, slimy? You're just the snot behind the slaughter! 
Ghoul's EXACTLY What He Seems, flat like his form in the first run
You steal souls and beats from Dustin? I storm REALITIES for fun!

Snatcher:
You can tri from any angle, but it just comes out scalene
When against a-cute Euclid-ian, I'm more Keter in scaling
the worst Bill since Clinton, but I know how to make this fight fair:
Welcome to this lucid dream, pet; have fun in eternal nightma-

CREDITS

ENNWAY As Bill Cipher
https://soundcloud.com/indiegamerapbattles
Nekomancer Jade as Snatcher
https://soundcloud.com/neko-nekomancer

Beat by Kustom
Demo by Nekomancer Jade
Written by Rabi and Nekomancer Jade
Mixed by DeegleNV
https://soundcloud.com/deeglenv
Thumbnail by Rabi
Art by Nooby and KCToons
https://www.youtube.com/c/KyleCelezte1350/about
https://soundcloud.com/user-465943028

Bill Cipher vs. Snatcher - Rap Battle

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