Damn rabi this track is actually really good, you should use the free promotions from fanmajor (google it) and get some plays!

I have a wife and three children with her

Writing: Fightmarker
Additional Help: Rabi, and Commander Jacob
Beat by Marco Vitali and Brian Delaney
Fightmarker as Blue Beetle
Jacob G. as Spider-Man
Mixed by Fightmarker
TN Made by Fightmarker
Art by Nooby

Spider-Man
Swinging into action, Neighborhood protector stops more evil 
I’ll do another thing a Spider can and chomp away at a Beetle 
I got a symbiote well you sure aren’t leaving me in suspense  
For I think you got the wrong guy, you ain’t triggering my Spidey-Sense 
Stake’s intense! There’s no defense! against Spidey’s webs!
With those Rebirths and bad events; that’s an Infinite Crisis
That suit is dangerous, even around your friends you’re too lethal
So I'll make you like your color scheme: Black and Blue Beetle
I'm a Spectacular Marvel; this crime fighting Avenger isn't frightened 
When faced with The Tick's sidekick who wasn't good enough for the Titans
So It's not a Shocker that this fire Spider bites although
Won’t be the first time you’re in the shadow of a better bugged hero

Blue Beetle
Huh out of all the infinite Spider-Verses you could’ve spit
You chose the one that does you worse than your musical did
Your cheating ass is left alone, each one of your novias screwed off 
Well it seems despite my armor, you’re the one with blue balls
Scrab tells me you're a menace and not only to your town 
But also Disney and Sony playing with the rights of this clown
They say you're a genius but after seeing this, that's all cap
No wonder you're a Spider; you pulled those lyrics out your ass 
Ha!
Bold Bastard Besting Beetle? The most Amazing quip you ever told 
Fitting that this Sliver Aged Hero isn’t closest to the Gold
Pipsqueak, dissing DC? Well, Parker if I’m understood 
Black Cat hits on teenagers; I don’t feel so good *throws up*


Spider-Man
You’re kinda new to this stuff huh? Here’s a veretan’s piece of mind 
Your punchlines are too cheesy; looks like it’s Pizza Time
You claim to be about your family but you’re a disappointment to your own father
You're like me but worse; did you come from the Clone Saga?

Blue Beetle
Nah, nah, nah let's not forget who a couple years ago was on their deathbed
Relevant now for YTPs and memes; seems you really are a Web-Head
They try to make you out an good hero but not even your writers can
When one of your worst villains was the Superior Spider-Man

Spider-Man
You fail to meet my expectations I’m applauded, coward 
Though then again I'm a Wallcrawler; you're more wallflower
Don’t worry you’re safe from your family getting swarmed in by enemies 
‘Cuz dude you're already unknown; no need for a secret identity 
You must be going through another brainwash to think you’re this brutal 
I’ll snapshot the mug of Kord’s lame pupil for a spot on the Daily Bugle 
Almost let those heroes get killed from the flame of Firestorm’s hostility 
Nice going buddy, so much for great responsibility

Blue Beetle
This moody love sick puta couldn’t save an old lady
I’ve seen better third entries with you in them from Sam Raimi
Used to octopus maniacs and goblins but what you’re against lately
is tanking prices of stock markets dropping harder than Gwen Stacy
This is your end; no more stories the studios can have adapted 
Spidey sense?; doesn’t matter when your face is already planted
Like all your friends; leave your family mourning above your casket 
Like Uncle Ben; you’ve caving under the fatal shots that I’ve blasted

Spider-Man vs Blue Beetle. rap battle. by fightmarker.

#rapbattle #fallout #gameandwatch

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dilly as vault boy
ennway as mr. game and watch

Written by dilly, swoldow, and masong
(additional writing by nooby, trakked, pixel chris and ennway)
mixed by ennway
beat prod. by ennway
art by triplestabber and nooby
cover art by micah
series logo by timelord

this series is a tribute to epic rap battles of history.
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Vault Boy vs Mr. Game and Watch - Rap Battle! (2021)

Happy Halloween! Again! Today we have a surprise matchup that's going to catch a lot of you off guard, it's the titular character from Bram Stokers classic novel, Count Dracula, against the anti-hero of the Mario universe, Wario! Enjoy!

CAST:
Mr. Tibbs as Wario
Freshy Kanal as Count Dracula

LYRICS:
WARIO:
It’s good to be alive, says-a-me on your street
Count on me, I’ll make a bloody mary of this beat
You’re getting long in the tooth like your movies
They call me wah, but the hood call you dookie
Your closet smell doesn’t match to my man odor
You went from a bad soldier to Bram Stoker
Without the blood in your body you’re just a sham poser
Whatchu seduce the ladies for when you lack boner
You got charged for your deathwish (wah)
Dimes carved out your necklace (wah)
I munch on garlic for breakfast (wah)
One fart and you’re dead bitch
Ask the kingdom, I wear the crown in this race
You can’t hypnotize deez nutz to stay out of your face
I’m revving up the motor when the track’s hittin
I could beat your ass in tennis, call that bat-minton

DRACULA:
Cool mustache, Stalin
It’s Dracul straight out the coffin
Now it’s my turn to kill the mic
You’ll place 2nd, turn your road into a Silver Mine
I remain the craziest blood sucker, 
I’ll turn Daisy to the tastiest gut supper
And I make the whole neighbourhood shudder, 
The only jokes you crack are straight from your butt, plumber
I’m rocking in my castle cuz I’ve always been invited
You couldn’t fit your booty through the door if you tried it
And let’s be honest, lookin at your bare bones
No one wants to see your full moon, Wario Werewolf
Your fans don’t care about your 5 second attention crap
I’m less shortsighted than you while taking a nap
I would slice you like meatballs in your spaghetti
But it seems Elon Musk butchered you already

WARIO:
You think you got the crowd, but I can get louder
I’m the center of the party, you can’t get past the bouncer
To save the princess I’ll rampage your Romania
While you just prey on girls #cancelvania
Ram wood in your heart and then Wario take treasures
I’ve seen vegetarians handle a stake better
Got no friends, so there's no one to miss you. 
even your reflection got up and ditched you

DRACULA:
I’ve no need for your fortunes as I feast on your organs
as I fill graveyards with corpses as I leave kiddies as orphans 
And don’t get your witch in our clashes
When I ignite the mic, I turn Ashley to ashes
While I stay immortal, I watch your mushroom crowds burning
Where’d you get the dub from, Olympic Couchsurfing?
I’m out here scoring, you’re never getting kissed
Tried to shoot your shot with Daisy but doh you missed!
I’m in the shadow of the moonlight from my castle
You’ll stay in the shadows, sucking Mario’s asshole

Beat By: JeeJuh
Mixed By: Freshy Kanal
Cover By: Commander Jacob

Wario Vs Count Dracula | GridLine Rap Battles Season 2

Thank you to the chads at Discord Rap Battles for letting us use some of the assets from when they were planning on doing this

Fightmarker as Waluigi (audio)
Cri as Waluigi (video)
Mancha as Robbie Rotten (audio)
Pixel Chris as Robbie Rotten (video)
Written by Pixel Chris, Cri, KCToons, JustGamer, AdamDRB, and YourLeastFavoriteEthan
Flow Test by Chandler_CCRB
Cover by KCToons
Mixed by Fightmarker 
Beat by GlitchDude

WALUIGI:
Time to serve you like it's tennis, I've had it with your wack racket!
Can't attack this, I'm flagship, make Nintendo’s Ultra Smash hits
To get this brawl uglier than the CGI on your play poster
I'm no master of playing dress-up but I'll be playing this poser!
You won't even last long when your fifth season got rejected
As while my existence remains because I’m loved around the net 
You're only crashing me to sleep, those bars are no obstacle in battle
When it failed to cage Sportacus in; how'd you like them apples?

ROBBIE ROTTEN:
Are you a real villain? Well, I think we know the answer
Where's your manners? This mischief master has no time for banter
Don’t let your kids watch Waluigi’s defeat, it won't be sweet
I'm known for eating street food so I'll be feeding you concrete 
To leave you choked and have your face match with your purple clothes
How about Fiddle-dee-DEEZ if you keep Rockin' Robbie's boat!
Every rose has it's thorn, a plant made your roots forgotten
You hit the bottom like my lair, where this fruity man turns Rotten
Your swing and missin’ can't land you a bogey, now listen closely
See, this phony sports pro hasn't even owned a single trophy
'Cause you're a menace, an assist enlisted for a fill-in 
Like tennis, you’re here to be game set matched with a better villain!

WALUIGI:
Hats off to you for being such a downright L of a foe
Given the design of my 'stache, it's clear my Dub’s on the nose!
Your clones turned out great… they matched your stupidity! (Robbie's Clone: Hey!)
When your mindset making a working plan is the largest of trickeries
Like, every day you race to trick all of Lazy Town’s kids
But you fall short every time, truly a dastardly dick
How I wonder how these puppets see the strings of your lame schemes
Their bodies are literally plastic more than your face, please!
No match for this flow bender, even with your goons of three
'Cause I own tracks from my ballin; feast your eyes on my machine!
You can't rewind from this loss, unlike the others you didn't ponder
Now back to your base since this meme's used to being six feet under!

ROBBIE ROTTEN:
Those disses served no deuces, seen Luigi's packing bunch
My styles' eye candy, yours more like Sports Candy, yuck!
You're quite awful in your spin-offs, all you do is sport-a-flop
Yet talk a big game even though you don’t even have your own one
Forget any plumber bros, don't need a touch screen for a dream team to be in people's hearts to the core
Haven't watched your biggest role performance any worse in a rap showdown since SMG4!
'Cause the only shade you got was as a shadow of a shadow, now go sob "WAAA I LOST!" 
I knew you're so stingy for first place while everyone knows I'm the Villain… Number... ONE!

Waluigi vs Robbie Rotten - Hilarious Hip Hip Hassles of Here & Now

This is the last danganronpa battle I swear
MetagrossMatt as Ryoma Hoshi
Swoldow as Whitty
Beat produced by LifeelBeatsVNZL
Written by Trakked, Mason the Nation
Additional help by Dani Frias, ENNWAY
Mixed by Light, Trakked (sound effects)
Thumbnail by Jordy
Art by KCToons

Battle:
Whitty:
Oh. I don't want to do this again, kid.
I wanna be left alone, so make like your rep and end it.
(Ugh) You can't befriend shit, so let this be a lesson
You don't know who you're messin', do me a favor and get bent, bitch!
'Least people actually like me, so take your fake cig and bite me 
You're even shorter than the other kid that tried to fight me

Ryoma:
With that bomb head, I’d think you're skilled at trading blows
But nope, you've just shown that you still have a ways to go.
I'd much rather stay away from a shady dude like you 
But it doesn't take Kade to know ya got some screws loose
Abandoned as a child; and while I can sympathize,
At least I don't go around wishing for some guy's demise
Running away from your problems won't help you in the long run, kid
Must've gone Over your Head, though, actin' all tough like a punk kid
I've had enough of this glutton, you're pushing my buttons, got nothing, no substance, not even a line
End with a concussion when I'm busting rhymes, breaking your background like your fragile mind
I've seen better in Gumball, and since you claim that you rock,
I doubt you could run that lip with steel balls hitting your fuse box

Whitty:
...Don't make me do this. You're fucking nuts.
If you think you're gonna kill me then you're shit out of luck
(*drops mic, ballistic mode*)
REALITY RIPS AT ITS SEAMS, IF YOU REALLY WANNA CHALLENGE ME 
THEN STOP SPITTING YOUR FALLACIES, YOU FUCKING LAME-ASS TRAVESTY
IT'S SAD TO SEE YOUR POTENTIAL GONE; SCRAPPED BY THE ONES WHO MADE YOU
GO DROWN FROM THIS FLOW AND CRACK LIKE MY PSYCHE WHEN I BREAK YOU
CURSE YOU! CURSE YOU AND THE FILTH THAT MADE YOU
CALL THIS BATTLE KILLER TENNIS 'CAUSE I FUCKING PLAYED YOU 
GO DIE IN A DITCH, LITTLE BITCH, MAKING NO SENSE LIKE YOUR PITCH
MUST'VE HAD HELP FROM THE WITCH IF YOU THINK YOU'LL BEAT THIS GLITCH
DISAPPEARED LIKE YOUR WILL TO LIVE; BEFORE I GO BACK TO THE METRO, 
I'LL GIVE A TIP TO THE MAFIA AND SEND YOU RIGHT BACK TO DEATH ROW

Ryoma:
Seen my fair share of psychopaths, but jeez, cool your jets, kid
Name speaks for itself, go take these bars and get arrested
Not even Kirumi can clean up your graphing and anti-mashing
Took down mafia, I can surely dropshot your unstable rapping
The spotlight's far from reach for you; I hope by now you've learned
Now you can join me in being a shell of what we once were.

Ryoma Hoshi vs Whitty - Rap Cypher #22

#rapbattle #parappatherapper #talkingben

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dilly as parappa the rapper
danii as talking ben

written by dilly, danii, and swoldow
mixed by kennyfreestyle
beat prod. by kennyfreestyle
art by limjj and nooby
cover art by rabi
series logo by timelord

this series is a tribute to epic rap battles of history.
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Parappa the Rapper vs Talking Ben - Rap Battle! (2022)

Titanium1208 as DK
JuliantheBeast as Little Mac
Adam as Doc Louis
HyperJacob96 as Announcer

DK:
I’m finally here! Performing for you!
If you know the words you can join in too!
Put your hands together if you want to clap!
As I’m tearing through… this Little Mac! (Huh!)
Tossing barrels on barrels! Just try to escape
Judging by your vertical you’ve been skipping leg day
Guess you can't Jumpman, boy I hope you can rhyme!
I could even take a hundred of you on at a time!
Mac, Really? Even Glass Joe has higher fame 
You’re just a shy guy hiding behind wire frames
KO’s charged! ... oh whoops, you missed
Brawl with us all you want, to me you’re still the assist

Little Mac:
In this corner the underdog’s ready to fight
Ready to let out punches with all his might
All of this training has prepared me for this
When this oversized monkey goes and meets my fist! 
Ain’t no better boxing match since Rocky v. Smirnoff
When this gorilla starts talking I’d rather him bite my ear off.
Peel on outta here, you can’t step in the ring with me
Like your GameCube game you’re sounding too off-beat
Just Look at what I can do to ya with one nasty blow 
How was your verse goofier than your tv show?


DK:
When I was picked first to rap everybody stepped back
You’re like a SoundCloud rapper, huh! Lil’ Mac
Don’t get smacked, Mario knows not to clapback
Rip you to shreds on the track like a Klaptrap
Your height forces you to make low-blows while fighting
Looks like you learned to spit from your buddy Mike Tyson
Your games stop paying and you’re no longer talked about
If you ask me Mac, I think it’s time you Punch Out

Little Mac: 
Ugh, he’s tough… Show him what you got Mac!
He hit me so hard….. Well then, hit him back!
You’re right Doc, I won’t have this be the end!
Pick yourself up, Don’t let him take you out again!
When I attack, the bigger they are the harder they’re falling 
I’ll have you and your whole DK Crew Smash Bawling
I’m fit, slick, and chiseled; got a cocky strut
Guess what? I’m not scared of your little Donkey punch
Giga Mac knows how to expand - dong
Take the crown to show you who’s king, Kong!
And lo, the beast looked on the face of beauty
Asking for an ice pack for his kicked-in booty.

DK:
I’m a classic in Smash ‘cause the Kong’s sublime
When I bongo beat, that’s a conga line
So hang up the gloves, you're looking fatigued
Even when not super slugging, I’m out of your league!
Came swinging at me, punching with all he can 
But even with my eyes closed you’re still getting speedran

Little Mac:
Can’t take the flak? Go back to the arcade
Don’t mess with Mac - this dude learned the hard way
Take down the OG, how’s that for some clout?
10! Raise my arm! Now that’s a knock out!

Super Smash Raps

Donkey Kong vs Little Mac. Super Smash Raps #1

Krupp:
HEY! KEEP QUIET! I’ve got something I must address and
that's this yellow-bellied manlet needs his mommy to dress him
And while she's smothering you silly I can prove that I'm the winner
When you collapse to your knees upon hearing SEYMOUR or SKINNER!!!!!
Principal turns to pauper when your kids’ test scores hit the district
When your diss misses, you’ll be dismissed like your missus when I get strict
I can’t hurt your relationships worse than your fear of marryin’
But I’ll take any offer to start harmin’ Tamzarian

Skinner:
Even Martin could trash a Tarzan, I’m seeing your cheeks are flushin
So welcome, Prepare for an unforgettable crushin’
But I took the liberty of yanking this prank from your students
I just rearranged your words and egads, your roast is ruined!
Thinking your switch to cartoons has made your series hip? No.
Here, take some orange drink to try and accentuate your flow
Your toilet humor failed your series; your author couldn’t adapt
And it’s your superhero persona that makes it seem you’ve finally snapped

Captain Underpants:
Tra-la-la! Finally, you’re seeing reason!
Honestly, I thought that your verse would go on for thirty seasons!
I’m a hero, bold and mighty! You’re tightier than my whities!
This aurora bore-ealis really thinks that he can fight me?
Bested by a ten-year-old! Skinner’s taking the L Barto!
Repeated gags left your fanbase gassed! How’s that for a fart joke?
Making you look like an ass is what this super intended
But Bart does that just fine when you meet the superintendent
Comparing yourself to a hero like me’s looking quite the stretch yes?
But luckily for this sham vet I’m the one that’s decked in spandex!
You’ll see worse than a detention as my prisoner of war!
With no more bites of a Krabappel it’s time for you to eat my shorts!
 
Skinner:
Think you’re well suited for readers? I can hear the parents fume
Modern conventions mean wearing more than just Fruit of the Loom
Cuz’ it’s the children who are wrong! I don’t want to Seymour ass
Awful principal gets awful trashed when I cut you like math class
But it’s not this flip-o-rama that’ll make your books get waist-banned
So there’s nothing to stop me from spitting fire on your steamed hams
You’re more of a baby than Maggie Simpson, my gosh, Krupp!
You losing your powers is the definition of washed up!

Mancha as Skinner
Adam as Krupp/Underpants

URBoF

Principal Skinner vs Principal Krupp - URBoF #13

Dragonex as Username 666
LightAmazingFilms as Normal Porn for Normal People

Username 666:
2006; Been here since the beginning
So you claiming better internet pasta’s not fitting
Don’t want a site from a doctor with a sex disorder?
Just refresh a couple times if you want actual horror
I’m gifted; users got me in their subscriptions
Take your vids so twisted and make them all unlisted
I want an equal match; rapping that could truly go viral
So don't make your verse more misleading than your title

Normal Porn for Normal People:
A virus is the one that is calling me a fraud?
Those are big words coming from the Vid-Con
Used to be the biggest threat with those demonic eyes
Now you're pushed aside by thoughts of being demonetized
Wanna dance? Break a leg, better yet, my computer
You’re not hot, you got leaked by your fellow YouTubers
So since you couldn’t bust a rhyme nor a nut.avi
Spread the word that you lost for the good of mankind

Username 666:
Drowning bitches with glitches, that can be your next kink
Couldn't spit licks, so you waste them on the bathroom sink
Leave you trapped with no other YouTube to stand
If you really want to make it big, I’ll give you a hand

Normal Porn for Normal People:
You’re the whore of Glesgorv, your gore's truly a bore
You'll be sore once you see the porn that I have in store
It would seem that your fate has led you to damnation
So consider this mauling a second termination!

Written by: Matthew Thomas, LightAmazingFilms, Brodecai, & S1lverballer
Mixing & Mastering by: LightAmazingFilms
Beat by: Joe Milburn of Audio Network
Idea by: LightAmazingFilms

Normal Porn For Normal People vs Username: 666. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 25.

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twyX2KeQOX4

Production Started on September 28th 2018 and now it's finally here

SC Cover Art by Jason Carreon
Beat By: Kustom
Written By: TheAngryMidget
Mixed By: DeegleNV

Greg Heffley: Snakebite126
Rafe Khatchadorian: FightMarker

Lyrics:

Greg: 0:08
This is not a Diary, so try to spit creatively 
Guess it’s not your priority, check all the times you’ve copied me
I’m not your Dragon teacher but the Ugly Truth is that i’m brutal
So if you want a challenge then i’ll crack a High School Musical
Abused by your stepfather, a disappointment to your Mother
Disregarded by your lover, and talk to your deceased Brother? (Yikes)
So stick to pulling pranks, or I'll cut you off at the draw
Mess with me again and it'll be the real Last Straw

Rafe Khatchadorian: 0:29
Stick figure sickly Rappers, want to take this out with Strife?
‘Cus after that rancid verse i found the worst time of my Life
I’d describe those rhymes as Cheesy, but i think you understand, man
With Music brash and Mindless you should join your Brothers Band, damn
Kinney couldn’t create a more unlikeable character 
To appeal to edgy tweens, who only understand a simple narrative
Chased off your only friend, you’re one big dick Greg Heffley 
Just a self obsessive loner, who’s a bigger freak than Fregley 

Greg: 0:51
It’s time to Save Rafe, his negligence you won’t believe
Haven’t encountered crap that stale since my encounter with the Cheese (ergh)

Rafe: 0:56
You seem a bit angsty buddy, but i’ll beat you like it’s football
Your verse and series dragged on, talk about a long haul 

Greg: 1:02
Was that a rebuttal? Or just another of your meltdowns
Don’t need to be a wrecking ball to give a simp a beat down
Got several hits and counting, this wannabe can’t get through me
Bro, you had to sell out your whole franchise for one movie

Rafe: 1:12
Back it up bubby, your movie’s are hardly a flex bro
You’re coming in with rhymes far more rotten than your tomatoes
Barely leave your room n’ thinkin’ you're the center of the world, though?
When you’re far more fitting in the centre of a padded jail! (ohhh)

Greg Heffley vs Rafe Khatchadorian | Midget's Rap Battles #7

Video release: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCQ8kkYtVL8

Merry Christmas everyone! Today we have a seasonal bout between both guardians of having the spirit. We've got Europe's legend, Krampus, up against Halloween classic, Sam!

Freshy Kanal as Krampus
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNLjRiychUaaCU0uJTYDUYA
Snakebite126 as Sam
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjK59w9Njzmxp8jjQExU81w

Sam:
Sam I am. Going ham on an entity envious of Halloween 
Horror genre's fruit cake's true fate's in what the rules state. How many you following?
You should go back to Christmas shopping if you think bells are good toys and gifts
Checking your candy is quite handy, ‘cause you never know when I bring poison spit
When you're told to pass out to children, you’re leaving them unconscious 
A holiday slayer, odds stacked in my favor. You can call me See-Samhain
Leave the Lanterns' candles alone? Krampus can't learn to not blow
Comedy’s stopped when I throttle your throat, so send Santa your final words with your bones

Krampus:
Gruss… Vom… Krampus
Hopping out of the bag, it’s a battle transformed into madness
Tonight I’ll be having a feast when I steal the pumpkin off of this cabbage patch kid
A legend to the Alps, it’s clear Sam’s trickery couldn’t stand to my status
When a pumpkin’s spilling his guts
The only thing you’re spitting is blood
Give you a new mask as you’re thrown under the bus
Defending pumpkins, but I thought that you’d light a matchstick
So make like the children and drown in my flow
You’re playing a devil’s game when you rap against satanic Santa, I’m a literal G.O.A.T.
Bit off Myers and spit out the sequel ‘cause Michael couldn’t get enough dough 
Even I couldn’t fit your entire plot into a snow globe!
I always land fire with hooks, so Sam better ring up the jingle bells
Before you turn into the second child I’ve thrown into the seventh ring of hell!

Sam:
I don’t even know who you’re trying to entertain, uhhhh, el chupacabra?
You’re spitting so much filler, no wonder this sweet tooth’s against lockjaw
And saying I mired Myers? You couldn’t compare to the Mars Bars that I spit
I’ll choke out a goat and throw him down the smokestack ‘cause I always keep the fire lit
You’re a stocking stuffer of a movie, I leave blocks busted when I move in
Best be handing out treats when I land on the beat, ‘cause your mouth won’t be the only thing drooping!
Now I might not be on the nice list, but it’s pretty apparent
That my letters weren’t intended to capture a child’s parents!
You just gotta say my name to realize that Sam wins against Krampus
It’s sad, man, you couldn’t give scares when you slid down a chimney and left a living room as smashed bits
So I’ll break your chains and change your fate as you inflate my rage
More than any Macy’s Day Parade, try staying safe once this fake’s filleted on my razor blade

Krampus:
Can’t attack back with your wack raps, you bit off me like a lollipop 
So I’ll knapsack this damn track and stuff a Jack O’Lantern in a box
Spying on girls in the dressing room, too bad you couldn’t find a better way to dress
Looking like Sans in a scarecrow outfit, you’d get on the naughty list for your fashion sense
I knapsack your Patch of Sour Kids, you’re next to be slaughtered
Now your comics can join the other children, soaked in water without honor

Written by Rabi, B O R K, and Snakebite126
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by Rabi
Edited by Rabi
Art by Blast03
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcw9SUYw-GI8RkYyYA1djVQ
Beat prod. by Ihaski

Thanks for the support this year, just know I have tons of other battles coming next year and I hope to see you guys on the other side.

Sam Vs. Krampus - Bonus Battle

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Twitter: @rabi_funny

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