Justin Timberlake is your friend and he wants you to stop

Sockstar

Dig Down For What

dont ask why the pitch is high i have no idea

Tunakman

Check out my remake here:
https://soundcloud.com/knayy/cg-man-hd-remastered-edition

As seen on SiIva:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9ahtOCs5cg

Sauce for the sweet 8-bit Ocean Man cover:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwPfScbro2E

.mp3 download:
http://picosong.com/Tt2h/

Lyrics:
CG man, fire me in spurts, aw yeah it's gonna hurt
If you know the words
CG man, the coconut gun will shoot ya in the face
Ya fuckin pile of shit
CG man, the sequence of a bad rip embided by shit
Soakin up the SiIva dick

CG man, can your coconut gun fire in spurts?
Aw yeah, no fuckin shit
CG man, this shitty fuckin rip isn't even funny
You need to shoot yourself
CG man, the sequence of a bad rip embided by shit
Soakin up the SiIva dick

CG man (x3)

(Nigra solo)

CG man, fire me in spurts, aw yeah it's gonna hurt
If you know the words
CG man, the coconut gun will shoot ya in the face
Ya fuckin pile of shit
CG man, the sequence of a bad rip embided by shit
Soakin up the SiIva dick

CG- (interrupted by The Nutshack theme)
(Gunshot)
NO

CG man, the sequence of a bad rip embided by shit
Soakin up the SiIva dick

CG man

Aw yeah!

CG Man

YYYY

Mashup Visualizer Video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWu4VyjEkY0

Artists:

DMX
Devo
Fergie
Alien Ant Farm
Linkin Park
Gotye
Journey
Gorillaz
Bustah Rhymes
Zach Hemsey
Electric Light Orchestra
Billy Joel
Michael Jackson
Kelis
Miley Cyrus
Grandmaster Flash

Doo Doo Doo

Somewhat better version on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9oahKCBkVQ

A Cruel Axels Thesis

Like my fake ads? Try my HOUR AND A HALF of fake talk radio and ads, produced for the game Postal 4! Starring a big collection of talented voice actors! | https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/kdtf-radio-comedy-station-from-postal-4

remember when the pinhead CEO of pepsico said this stupid shit about doritos during an interview?

"(Women) don't like to crunch too loudly in public. And they don't lick their fingers generously and they don't like to pour the little broken pieces and the flavor into their mouth."

"We are looking at (Doritos for women) ... low-crunch, the full taste profile, not have so much of the flavor stick on the fingers, and how can you put it in a purse? Because women love to carry a snack in their purse."

[https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/06/business/lady-doritos-indra-nooyi.html]


well here is some speculative ad work i did for pepsico. now someone hire me for real VO work please. thanks, bye

twitter ver: https://twitter.com/captaincomedy/status/975832199097470977

music from youtube audio library: https://www.youtube.com/audiolibrary/music

silent partner - drop and roll
silent partner - marvin's dance
silent partner - sun spots
jingle punks - orange blanket
jingle punks - killing with kindness

Spec Ads: Doritos for Girls

despacito

inspired by https://soundcloud.com/almostofftopic (rip)

linkin park - numb
iyaz - replay

Justin Timberlake is your friend and he wants you to stop

Raggle Fraggle!

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