in case nobody here has noticed, i've started using my youtube and audius accounts as outlets for more shitpost-y things that i don't feel like are good enough to either go up on here or to submit to siiva. but for some reason i felt like this one had enough effort put into it to be worth putting up here at least. either way you guys should probably follow me on audius and yt since i might end up being slightly more active there than here. 

yt: https://youtu.be/m5MCTsD7MWU
audius: https://audius.co/alsoftie/leonz-among-us-trap-remix-lq-audio-389723

sources:
Leonz - Among Us Trap Remix (flp by SharkFaceGaming and https://soundcloud.com/donnietheguy )
TLC - No Scrubs
Coolio ft. LV - Gangsta's Paradise

no sus

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Justin Timberlake is your friend and he wants you to stop

i was humming the tune while i was making the first one.

Another Snoooooooooo-

piano oddity

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quoi

Come on I'm just trying to make horrible jokes to fill the gaping void that is my life

This new copyright detector is brutal

my headphones broke but im back now

Like my fake ads? Try my HOUR AND A HALF of fake talk radio and ads, produced for the game Postal 4! Starring a big collection of talented voice actors! | https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/kdtf-radio-comedy-station-from-postal-4

remember when the pinhead CEO of pepsico said this stupid shit about doritos during an interview?

"(Women) don't like to crunch too loudly in public. And they don't lick their fingers generously and they don't like to pour the little broken pieces and the flavor into their mouth."

"We are looking at (Doritos for women) ... low-crunch, the full taste profile, not have so much of the flavor stick on the fingers, and how can you put it in a purse? Because women love to carry a snack in their purse."

[https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/06/business/lady-doritos-indra-nooyi.html]


well here is some speculative ad work i did for pepsico. now someone hire me for real VO work please. thanks, bye

twitter ver: https://twitter.com/captaincomedy/status/975832199097470977

music from youtube audio library: https://www.youtube.com/audiolibrary/music

silent partner - drop and roll
silent partner - marvin's dance
silent partner - sun spots
jingle punks - orange blanket
jingle punks - killing with kindness

Spec Ads: Doritos for Girls

got a head of funny hair and a turbocharged favstar

Justin Timberlake is your friend and he wants you to stop

Raggle Fraggle!