holy shit someone else knows of sleepaway camp

That was dope!!! Its funny because I was also going to do this battle for a Lost Episode, great minds think alike! Keep up the great work frfr!

Love the underrated horror movie representation! Although I would’ve preferred someone like Light as Jason, this was still a solid battle!

@borkrulesok: I'm glad you were down to do it! Thank you!

The Upload

The Ticket

Money Timing

feelings-01 slowed.mp3

split pt. 2 (toothless)

Kingpin: Stofferex
Penguin: Seth W

Kingpin:
Check your ornithology, Penguins have never been fly
But test me and one Will, son, hit your Lounge with a Bullseye!
Fuck Ramsay, I’ve got the hardest verbal abuse in Hell's Kitchen
So squawk all you want birdie, you can’t spit like Fisk can
Enforcers, Skulls, Diablos, one bad move I’ll take you out
Drop you back into the lake, dames I take have always drowned
Unlike your goony clowns, I’m hard as a diamond, tough mudder 
Not even the Human Torch could singe the muscle on the blubber
The mind behind the mechanics, the guy who calls the shots
against a slimy bitch who cries and fits till he gets what he wants
But that nose is all you flaunt, and it’s no secret you see
Penguin’s only pissed because his other pecker is petite!

Penguin:
Now Wilson, really I don’t mean to be an accuser
You want celebrity status? Sign up for Biggest Loser!
You’ll see that stepping to this fella may not be so hella
if you edge another feather towards my umbrella!
So I’m the prey like a penguin? I’ll club you like a seal!
Take you to my freezer and GUT you. Oh, the squeals!
Bullied as a child and you’re still crying unfair
I’ll show you how to improve your city! Oswald for Mayor!
Foiled by a blind man, your career’s not in crime!
So peck off, Cobblepot has got the proper rhymes! 
Showing Gotham a whopper of hostility, I’m unstoppable
This prick being stronger than my monocle’s improbable!

Kingpin:
Fat? I’m three hundred and fifty pounds of muscle!
Got the Pres in my pocket ‘cause I know how to hustle!
You’ve barely got a burrough but I run half this country
I fought the Devil to a standstill, you can’t even touch me!
Your mom’s the only person in the world who ever wanted you
Fucked in the head from the past that’s always haunted you
The one thing that sticks out more than the nose on this bitch?
You’re such a harmless Napoleon you have to murder kids.

Penguin:
If you’re threatening to kill me, then better get busy
That’s been your worst line since “Wilson Fisk is in the hizzy!”
Check Pain and Prejudice and you’ll see no more Mr Nice Bird!
Screw DiCaprio, YOU’RE being sunk by an Iceberg!
Your whole crew are traitors, numbskulls or spineless turds
But still the fat Mr. Clean hires the likes of Turk!
I’m high class, stick to the ghetto, cause you can betchya
I’ve buried your career alive, just like Vanessa

Written by Seth, Dusk, B-Lo, thelegion

Penguin VS Kingpin - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 4

Welcome to Rap Battle EXE! Today we have the two masked killers seeking revenge for their loved ones, Jacket versus Jason Voorhees.

Alex The Beast as Jacket
Light as Jason Voorhees

Written by: Evan
Mixed by: Vladimyr P.
Beat by: Hala-X
Cover by: Evan

Jason:
It’s time for an Overkill, as the Father of horror has been awoken.
I'll drill this Cock-head through his skull, nigh his powers be broken
If a Fight’s what you want, then your in for your final Pay Day
Cause you won’t be the first of horny Jocks I’ve brutally slain
Listen Son, just know that I’m Uber in this type of Mortal Kombat
You won’t break these bars like prison, it doesn’t take a God to know that
I’ll Burnout a Hotline, even if your series is abysmal
No more Camping anymore, Jason’s home, clear as Crystal

Jacket:
Let’s put my mask down, it’s been almost 40 years, it’s your time to go
Please exercise caution when testing me, I’ll drown you with my flow 
With all these amateur directors, even Para-mounting, he was sure to fall
Still with the Wrong Number, I’ll X out Jason once and for all
You won’t be taking Miami like Manhattan with all the weapons that I’m packing 
So with how this Brawl goes, I guess Jason lives and dies for slashing
I’ll Mutilate another Midnight Animal, just get the picture
You won't be able to recover, man, I’m taking you to Richard

Jason:  
It seems that you’re Russian victory, cause all the bombs you drop are duds
Better count your 50 Blessings fast, cause this killer murders for blood
Be ready Freddy, I promise my machete’s Pain will be devastating
I’ll make your Fever Dreams finally come true, now don’t leave your girlfriend waiting

Jacket:
I know you like hurting other people, and I don't mean to be rude
But that seems to be pretty apparent after all your game’s reviews, BOOM!
So go back to Hell with you! You’re one more step from getting Burned
I would say cry back to Mommy, but it seems the tides have turned

Jacket VS. Jason Voorhees - Rap Battle EXE

Raichous as Mickey Mouse
TimeLord 103 as Bugs Bunny
MetaMachine as Felix the Cat
Raichous as Yogi Bear
Dustin as Popeye the Sailor

Beat by Allrounda
Written by Raichous
Mixed by Dustin

LYRICS:
MICKEY
Oh boy! Another boring modernized mascot
Get your gloves on, Bugs, and show me what you’ve got
I’m timeless and loved, your careers on the fence
With the past decade of poor jokes you’ve dispensed
You’re remembered for your sex jokes and bigotry
While I’m known for my kid friendly creativity
You’re boring compared to Daffy and the Pig
Silly old rabbit, tricks are for kids!

BUGS
Wrong rabbit, Doc, you're not even close
You’re from an intolerant time, and it shows
Hiding your mistakes, ‘cause you failed to have diversity
Sounds like you need a lesson from the Looniversity
Stick to your Steamboat, you can’t match my legacy
When I beat you, this’ll be a Merrie Melody
I’ve been performing for years to applause
Honestly, you should’ve just stuck to selling hotdogs

FELIX
You’re Merry-Go-Round broke down on the wrong street
I may be silent, but I’ll still make you meet your defeat
You’re both at a disadvantage here, so take my advice
Run away now, because cats eat rabbits and mice
You can’t stand to my magic bag full of raps
As soon as you showed up you stepped right into my trap
I’m unimpressed with those sad attempts that you call jokes
Call in Porky Pig to tell the audience “That’s All Folks!”

YOGI
Hey Boo-Boo, You better call the ranger
The park’s been invaded by some black and white strangers
You three against me, this fight isn’t fair
After all, I’m smarter than the average bear
I gotta say, you’re a pretty classic bunch
But you’re the last group I’d have over for lunch
You all did your best, but your loss was fantastic
I'm taking this win like a pic-a-nic basket

POPEYE
Alright, that’s enough, that’s all I can stand
Stand up to me, and I’ll bury you in the sand
You’ll wind up like Bluto, sad and alone
Wishing you had an Olive Oyl of your own
As expected, you’re all just bark and no bite
I am what I am, and that’s the winner of this fight
Put up your dukes, because you toons are finished
Cause Popeye the Sailor has eaten his Spinach (Popeye laugh)

Mickey Mouse vs. Bugs Bunny - Raichous Rap Battles

Red Hood:
Stepping up against this wannabe hack n’ slasher
But here you’re getting played, call it Castle Crashers
You’re completely insane, but what can I really say
for an idiot who got knocked out by a paper plane?
Through all of my training, nothing will ever be enough
But I’m not scared of a scrub who took supplements to get buff
This is Code Red! I’ll Hush you. Don’t try to fight the best
Unless you wanna end up like that skull on your chest!

Punisher:
Hrm, I thought you’d know a bit more about dropping bars
You and that Power Ranger mask aren’t gettin’ very far
Take this low-budget Deadpool down, my guns are locked and loaded
Droppin’ bombs that impact you even more than that explosion
You could never hassle the ways Castle could
Send this Little Red Riding Hood back outta the woods
Why you’re here? You know it really makes my head itch
‘Cause boy, I’ve been known to take down a red bitch

Red Hood:
You know, you’ll probably thank me when I take your life
Then you’d be having a reunion with your children and wife

Punisher:
I’m hearing these words, yet I’m barely diminished
and I won’t need to phone in my lines to have you finished

Red Hood:
From what I can tell, you’re not aiming very sharply
As your rhymes are crappier than that crossover with Archie!

Punisher:
You’re the fan poll that nobody liked, Jason
How could an overzealous todd-ler have replaced Dick Grayson?

Red Hood:
Quite Frank-ly, I'm done with this revenge-bent prick
Since he dealt enough punishment with his terrible flicks
It’s kinda looking like the end of the line
and this time you won’t come back as some angsty Frankenstein

Punisher:
Kid, your whole defying death has caused enough Injustice
A war on your Knight surely won’t be left bloodless
‘Cause when it comes to law, sometime’s you’ve gotta say screw it
I’d give you proper punishment, but Joker beat me to it

Seth as Red Hood
Light as The Punisher

Coverart by Fightmarker

Written by: Seth, Dragonsblood23, B-Lo Lorbes, Elvis Goop, Stofferex, Matthew Thomas, VRISKA, MythicalKiwi, Honeycombs96, Redkirby101ishere

Red Hood VS The Punisher - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 9

Hey everyone! We are back with a long awaited rap battle that I've been hinting at for ages. Today we have space smuggler and pilot of the Millennium Falcon, Han Solo, against the first man to set foot on another celestial body, Neil Armstrong. Enjoy!

CAST
Zawesome as Han Solo
Mancala as Neil Armstrong

LYRICS:
Han:
I’ve got a bad feeling about your attempt, like the ninth
I’ll tell you the odds: week-lings need not apply
Your twin missions were a bust, like the Cloud City raid
I won’t take it from a guy who wore a tampon to space
You’re a bigger hunk of junk than my transport for fleeing
Hell, even Jabba’s a more decent human being
While the glorified photographer’s here to do his worst
The fans deserve to know that Han shot first

Neil:
Houston, we have a problem, and it sucks quite violently
Flash Gordon got ripped off and took up vacuum piracy
You’re on needles and pins trying to thread that space cruiser
Looks like you need some schooling; let me show you my maneuvers
Gals complain of sub-parsecs with your rocky relations
Because you’re looking for love in Alderaan places
I’ll have you whipped into shape and you’ll scream bloody murder
You stuck up, half-witted, bad-at-rapping Nerf-herder!

Han:
You should be more concerned about landing that Stormtrooper credo
Don’t Leia hand on me, or you’ll end up like Greedo
You’re on MY stomping ground, so your plan is getting soiled
You’ll need another round of quarantine after we’ve been embroiled
Hop back to the door, so you can let the other boys out
Slap that patch on your sash like an old, faded Boy Scout
You’re the First Man to make a space flick without life
Go climb your launch tower and take a giant leap for mankind

Neil:
Ladies and gentlemen, the rapper has landed!
And like a game of sabacc, man, your ass is getting handed
‘Cause your style, like the atmosphere around me, is quite thin
Just calm down, hon; take it on the chin
Your rhymes can’t be more wooden if you were still a carpenter
You’ll be flagged as a doormat by this driven orbiter
I’ll cut out, ‘cause the middle man, best pilot in the galaxy
Tried to give me the shaft; guess it runs in the family

Beat By: Epistra
Mixed By: Freshy Kanal
Cover By: Commander Jacob
Art By: Cyancoat Enzo

Han Solo Vs Neil Armstrong| GridLine Rap Battles Season 2

People dream to become a hero and these two achieved that dream. Now they come together to face each other in a rap battle. Izuku Midoriya AKA Deku from My Hero Academia and Kamala Khan AKA Ms. Marvel. Which of these two will come out on top? That’s for you to decide.

LYRICS:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YLFcGiDQb9nQ3S5aTEj70os1M0EmdpY-6rco4sqTaHQ/edit

CAST:
EndangeredScrubVA as Izuku Midoriya
garbageGothic as Kamala Khan

Beat Produced by Adamack

Kamala Khan Vs Izuku Midoriya - A Rap Battle by B-Lo

"7AM To Midnight" (Prod. Ricci)

Raichous as Jason Voorhees
GarbageGothic as Angela Baker

Beat by 2Deep
Written by Raichous
Mixed by Raichous
Art by BORK
Thumbnail by Trakked

-LYRICS-
JASON
Let’s break the silence, it’s time to say goodnight
Me against a little girl, this isn’t a fair fight
An unstoppable force, rising up from Crystal Lake
I thought I was off putting, until I saw your creepy face
Your emotionless tone shows you may have a grey view
But this time your cousin won’t be here to save you
While I’m in the woods stalking, slashing teens without caution
Angela’s busy killing campers to hide her Johnson
Changed so much between films, you had three different actors
Your franchise progression is one big disaster
You should Never Hike Alone, ‘cause these campgrounds are deadly
If I catch you walking around, you’ll be Dead Meat

ANGELA
I like summer camp, but I don’t find much joy
In wasting my day fighting with an angry mama’s boy
The longer you went on, the more your chances looked dim
I’m not surprised you can’t flow, since you can’t even swim
From the beginning of this match, I knew you’d meet a worse fate
Than the time your reboot turned you into six foot Norman Bates
You hide behind a mask, because you’re scared of your own face
I think it’d be better if you went back to the pillow case
Even for a killer, I find it a bit demented
That you kill with the machete that left your mother beheaded
You’ve been around for so long, your Kill Count is tired
I’ve seen better kills done with a hot curling iron

JASON
Eat shit and live, you could never defeat me
I only need one slash for this carpenter's dream
You may think that you’re scary because you’re unsteady
But I’ll leave with your head as a trophy, like Freddy’s
You can’t hope to outshine the fame I’ve amassed
When all that you’re good at is getting harassed
Step foot in my camp, you’ll quickly be slaughtered
Engulfed in flames, you know my rhymes are Hodder

ANGELA
Going toe to toe with me was your biggest mistake
I can’t wait to cut you down when I’m camping at Crystal Lake
You won a single fight, but that’s not a good flex
Especially when compared to the movie Jason X
You’ve got a small brain to control all that muscle
You should’ve just stayed with your mom doing puzzles
The one thing your dad never gave you was manners
Which explains why you’ve been so unhappy, camper.


THANKS FOR LISTENING!

Jason Voorhees Vs. Angela Baker - Raichous Rap Battles

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Welcome to the Redditor podcast! Here you will find all of Redditor's best entitled parents stories from his YouTube channel.
This is episode 9. In this entitled parents video an entitled parent genuinely attempts to steal a baby goat!


r/EntitledParents | ENTITLED PARENT STEALS A BABY GOAT! (NOT CLICKBAIT)

No way Six the musical feat. Renée Lamb

Thumbnail by Trakked

Stofferex as Waluigi
Raichous as Aran Ryan
 
Beat by 2Deep
Written by Raichous
Mixed by Raichous
Edited by Raichous
 
-LYRICS-

WALUIGI
Wah! Waluigi! No boxer gonna beat me
Especially not the one who is always caught cheating
Competing with me face to face is a big fail
Almost as bad as that long ugly rat tail
I’ll laugh out loud as this big mouthed disgrace falls
Waluigi gonna bat you round like a baseball
How could you compete, Waluigi is super!
When I get a KO try not to be a sore loser!

ARAN
Let’s go, let’s go! You can have the first swing
Cuz it won’t be me who’s knocked out in the ring
Wario got into Smash, while you’re forced to sit back
Has this crotch-chopping loser got burgers in his raps!?
For the tallest of four, you’re the most like a baby
Maybe that’s why you always strike out with Daisy
When I’m caught cheating, I tell the ref to shove it
Now keep hitting me with disses, stringbean, cuz I love it

WALUIGI
I’m not even losing, and you’re already being childish
To beat me, you would really need the luck of the Irish
Waluigi has this battle already won
Since you have to hide horseshoes in your gloves
You’re so pathetic, you wouldn’t even beat Peach
The only luck you had was being put on the wii
To cheat against a kid, you must really be a sad man
Let’s see your glove on a rope beat my back hand

ARAN
You should just give up on competition, catch my drift?
Since the only trophy you could ever get is an assist
You’re gonna learn how it feels to get hit by a truck
The “L” on your cap is upside down for bad luck
With one haymaker you’ll drop like a pitfall
Bouncing off the corners, Waluigi Pinball
You think that your sport skills would get you ahead, but
Your wire frame cracks under the pressure of my headbutt

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