Battle Introduction: Oh hey there! Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members against well...anything. This time we got the creator of Live Rap Battles and self-Tony-Stark-associate, Michael Stark battling against Red Bull enthusiast and the guy carrying that game before his bra-less wife came in, Ninja! Two streamers enter the battle, who will leave victorious?

Michael Stark: Hey Ninja! Ligma!
Ninja: What’s ligma?
Michael Stark: LIGMA BALl-

LET’S GIVE IT UP FOR FRB VS ANYTHING!
MICHAEL STARK!
VERSUS!
NINJA!
BEGIN!

Ninja verse 1:
Alright guys, I’ve got something special in store for today’s stream
Firing shots at a writer who forces in some lame memes
In all his lines, unless he’s posting shit jokes on Youtube 
With your production, seems you need a Mixer more than I do
I guess your ideas and matchups aren’t too bad 
It’s a shame you make it a game and give trust to your chat 
That stuff’s wack and it proves this guy’s a big dummy
Cause your first mistake was thinking FRB could be funny

Michael Stark verse 1:
Oh hey there! Before I go in, I gotta thank my sponsors
Default dancing on your grave cause you know I’m fuckin baller
Jumping from platform to platform so you can milk the bucks? 
I gotta say that’s...

CJ:
Don’t say it. 

Michael Stark: 
Pretty fucking sus! 
So it’s Ninja up against Staaaark, where the fuck do I even staaaart
You’re doin’ your part breaking kids hearts but I’ll tear this bitch apaaaart
Though I doubt I’ll even hear any more of your shit
Cause it’s a fucking Ad Royale tryna to watch you on Twitch 

Ninja verse 2:
THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT? YOU AIN’T TOUGH BITCH
HERE’S A NINJA PACIFIER. NOW WHY DON’T YOU SUCK IT?!
STREAMING OR RAP TRACKS, NO MATTER WHAT I RUN IT
THIS DUMB BITCH DOESN’T SEE THAT HIS ASS IS GETTING PUNTED

Michael Stark verse 2:
I’m not seein’ movement! You were at the top but what happened?
Thought your books were novel, now you’re a straight up has-been
With that weak mindset of yours, you can catch these hands, bitch
I’m carrying this battle! Now make me a fucking sandwich

Ninja verse 3:
Read my book: “How to get good” with those lines you’re typing
Ban you from this battle, two words: “stream sniping” 
Can’t take off as a streamer, need some Red Bull for wings?
Put those trash rhymes next to part 2 of the Rap Battle Sins
So what I milk the bucks? You’re only known for milking bits 
Rigging for Omega Mart to win wasn’t the best move, was it? 
I lead the live community, I could have you thrown out
But this catboy’s a better fit for Alinity’s house (PUSSY!)

Michael Stark verse 3:
You know I got your wife how I like her: bra-less 
My raps like how I'm takin this dub: flawless 
After this bout, we know how you'll be: jobless
Looks like I just killed Ninja, there goes my career being spotless!
This Ninja ain’t sneaky, have you heard the way he yells, dude?
Cause man, you say “fuck” “piss” and “shit” more than I do!
Go back to taking Twitter Ls, this dude’s a disgrace 
We’ll see you next time, “goodnight” says the trollface

WHICH STREAMER WAS THE MOST POG? 
WHO DO YOU WANNA SEE IN HELL NEXT?
WELL YOU DECIDE!
THIS HAS BEEN FRB VS ANYTHING! FUCK OFF.

Michael Stark - The homie
Ninja - Serena
CJ - Commander Jacob 
Written by: JustGamer + Michael Stark
Beat by: Insanebeatz
Arranged and Mixed by: Serena

Michael Stark vs Ninja - FRB vs. Anything

Welcome back to the Rap Battle Arena! On today’s episode, we have the drunken member of the Planet Express, Bender, going up against the lazy leader of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Master Shake!

MetaMachine as Master Shake
MetalFireVA as Bender
Written by Serena
Produced by Kustom
Mixed and Mastered by Serena

Master Shake:
MEATWAD! (Yeah Shake?) can you get me a different matchup?
There’s no reason to be speaking, this hunk of junk should back up
You’re trashed up! All you do is talk the talk 
4 bars are all I need to go longer than your run on Fox! 
Unit 22, the most useless of the crew
Spending every mission snoozing on the job and drinking booze
And you know how much I love being the bearer of bad news
Your character crashed in episode 2

Bender:
Is it the booze? Man, my brain is going wild
Can you guys just pick a damn series title?
“Master”? That’s how you bill yourself?
Compare your series to mine and then kill yourself 
Bender is bending it on a condescending condiment
He’s going up against a ladies man, who’s setting all the god damn trends
Hey I get it, you’re just trying to get by
How can you not catch up? Your friend’s a goddamn french fry!

Master Shake:
Destroying a bucket of bolts on the rap track, dawg
I gave your verse a listen everything was wack, dawg
Dunkin you on the track you can call me frickin Shaq, dawg
Flick the clicker on and wonder, where your series at dawg?
You’re messing with the triumphant Master Shake
Stop your rapping, if not for yours than the master’s sake
Let’s hope your metal don’t crack under the pressure, break
I met your girl last night, she had a master cake

Bender:
That voice is so high I’d crack if I were glass
If Fry were stuck with you, he’d willingly leave the past
Screw it, I’m tired of acting like I got class
Bend over and battle byte my shiny metal ass

Bender vs Master Shake. Rap Battle Arena. (Feat. MetalFireVA and MetaMachine)

Snakebite126 as Flowey
Quizzique as Marx
Written by Triple-Stabber
Chiseled by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Mixed by jort
Beat by Kustom
Cover art by M!CAH
Art by M&Matt

Flowey:
Howdy clownie, I am Flowey, wow you found me down the underground and
Golly! How about we lounge around the town and now we
Will become the best of friends
And something you should know of
That my lines are made with love
So you better - run into em!
Gee! It's quite funny that a jester can't stand up
Rolling on a ball, but you can't hop on this track, bud
You were blown up in a supernova
Future shows this useless foe was thrown 
and dude your owners used your trope for Magalor, stupid joker, 
I refuse to go and fuse with your Soul!

Marx:
Hey hey hey Kirby, look a flower's out and about
Devour him but I doubt you'd gain powers, so I'mma just out em without a plough
Just look at this plant, your roots' in the grass, you can't run the underground
I'd throw shade but I'll just wait til you wilt when the sun goes down
Oh, some lonesome crop is going photoshop? Oh no!
My total darkness tops the Hopes and Dreams of you owning your plot
Had the whole of Popstar beat, you never seen that as a kid cuz
Your parents and the kingdom made like my face: SPLIT UP!

Flowey:
Wow, with that black hole in your mouth, that verse sucked
You wished to be a God but you still couldn't beat Kirb up
Now this jester wants a fight? Hmm, this seems familiar
But besides that, being God's a wonderful idea!
WHAT AN IDIOT!
This demented jester messed up when he met a friend, 
the fella had tell em better get a wish, lies he fed and set him up
Next he's stepping in, entered in his wish
Menacing in this then Kirby ended him
So if you don't wanna be beat
Man, you shoulda just wished you were me!

Marx:
BUT NO! I wished to be G.O.A.T the control this whole land not a goat who got thrown in the dirt
I emerged as a bat, you just turned to a plant with a circle attack, and let's talk about that verse
That you spat, man, how does this plant not have his raps on point?! (hehehe)
Instead he's the prick: a thorn in side, and I won't let it slide
I’ll kill your ass with some pesticide!
And that whole damn philosophy "kill or be killed" was just really a shield
For a bit he was feeling this fear that was building
He saw the real villain and yielded, he quivered and reeled 
It was genocide and he was gonna die
Called to his friend and cried "please do not end my life"
Quickly willed them to spare him but, then
The sibling had killed, with no Chara-bout him (HAHAHAHA!)

Flowey vs Marx (ft. Snakebite126 & Quizzique). SIR Rap Battles

Welcome to EPIC STOFF BATTLES! 

Street Fighter's wandering warrior and posterboy Ryu goes up against Tekken's troubled Child of Destiny Jin Kazama, in a battle of fighting game protagonists with a darker side hiding inside of them... waiting to be released...
Street Fighter X Tekken. Capcom X Namco. Let's do this!

Me as Ryu and Jin
Written by Me, Dani Frias, Titanium1208, Adam, HyperJacob96 and R the Writer
Mixed by HyperJacob96

LYRICS:
Ryu:
Normally I’ll let my fists do the talking for me 
But now I’ll grab the mic and crush you and your boring story 
Your grandpa took you in, left Lars in the deep end!
I’ll make you scream “Uncle!” again with a Shinku-HADOUKEN!
Remember your roots, I paved the streets you fight on!
Keep to yourself while I'm crossing over with icons!
Jin’s Kin gives a new meaning to domestic violence
And this won't be the last time they leave their spouses silenced!
I inspire other games you don't know the Art of Fighting!
Or the art of good writing with a series so unexciting!
Compared to me, you’re just like your mother: Unknown!
You'll always be alone, with all your sins you cant atone.

Jin:
Hm pitiful, you shouldn’t have gotten in my way
Only superior stat you have against me is your age
Gouken didn't teach you well if that’s all you could bother
Even Dan wins in better fighting honors for his father
Respect my legacy, you remember your first game?
With horrible controls and AI we’ll never know why it got played.
This karate kid is picked even less than his barbie doll clone 
At least Ken has some money, a family, and a home.
Your corpse I'll be burying, my series I've been carrying.
Your power is Nothingness while mine is EVERYTHING
I’m Tekken you out for good, no greater truth to tell.
And I'll end your journey 'cross the world by taking you to hell

Ryu:
Tried to traverse Heihachi’s teachings but when you speak
Your verse secured to us that your Talk is Cheap
And this arrogant brat thinks anger guides him?
You can’t beat me cause-

Evil Ryu:
-violence is who I am!
Try to kidnap a win but it's all Ogre now!
The Ultimate power has now broken out!
You don't have the strength or wisdom to prevail!
This arrogant child is only destined to fail!

Devil Jin:
You goddamn fool! I’ll teach you the true meaning of fear!
With fists made of iron and a laser filled leer!
It’s the dark resurrection of the devil within!
I’m a headliner, you just show up to kill Bison!
I'll take my vengeance in blood. Not even Akuma could stop me!
Can't call yourself canon unless your name is Kage!
Always reverting to your first plot, your paths a facade!
I killed my tormentor, now fear the wrath of a god!

Evil Ryu:
A god? Ha! Are you trying to beat me through laughter?
Being a disgrace to your clan is the only style you could master!
I’ll clip your wings right off! Learn what my fists are furled for!
Stomp this brat out before he starts another World War!

Devil Jin:
You've risen like a Phoenix and I find that appalling.
But I'll just sustain flight while your series keeps falling
You still don't have what it takes, against me you're plastered 
Cause I've unlearned more moves than you've ever mastered!

Ryu VS Jin - Epic Stoff Battles

Welcome to the final RBA of the month! In this explosive finale we have Bowser Jr. going up against Gideon Graves!

Kamren The Person as Gideon Graves
Snakebite126 as Bowser Jr,
Written by Serena
Produced by Hollywood Legend Productions
Mixed and Mastered by Serena
Special thanks to UBERocity

Gideon Graves:
Now I would never kill a child, aw who am I kidding
It’s gonna be a murder scene by the time I’m done spitting
Wanna be an adult? Well welcome to the club
Daddy won’t be able to protect you this time bub
Gideon Graves, on this beat I’m an ace
Everything that you say, just gives me a massive headache
Make this brief like your first appearance, I gotta run
Does you drowning in my flow give you flashbacks to F.L.U.D.D.
It’s been 19 years, and you haven’t developed
Aside from being more and more of a player repellent
Wearing a diaper on your head makes sense, you’re crappy
Princess Peach ain’t your momma but I’m for sure your daddy

Bowser Jr.:
Couldn’t find a woman to abuse so you rap battled a child
Nothing but insecurity behind that incel smile
Subspace isn’t big enough to hold the girls you’ve wronged
Turns out your whole plan was a Sex-Bob-Omb!
Junior (ayy) beats ya (ayy)
Loser (ayy) creep stare (ayy)
Better get prepared to meet the
Monster that lies behind the mask (woah)
You may think you’re a genius but I know that’s all for show
You couldn’t brighten up your future with The Glow
You had to turn into a monster for girls to find you sexy
And you had to cheat your way into Ramona…classy
Don’t need the Power of Love to beat you in this fight
Go to r/niceguys and post out of spite, yeah right
All I see is pain and anger behind those eyes, wow
It’s not my Bob-omb that’s blowing up right now

Gideon Graves:
That’s it you little shit! You barely got into Smash
Just so New Super Mario Bros U could get some cash!
I’m the man of every woman’s dreams!
All you know how to do is scream green beams
The power of love is nothing to the power of skill
I can read your thoughts like Todd, broken; will
You can’t paint your victory with a magic toothbrush
You’re just another mortal in my grasp I’ll crush

Bowser Jr.:
Man of every woman’s dreams? Are you dense?
You planted a chip in her head, how does that make sense?

Gideon Graves:
I’m legally not required to answer
With how short your legs are I’m surprised you can stand, sir

Bowser Jr.:
How about you calm down and get it together
It really doesn’t matter the difference whether
You’re a record label owner, or an evil supervillain
You winning this battle is just a superstition

Gideon Graves:
Quiet down child, really think you can break me
Half of your appearances have straight up been 2D
Now on this beat, is the space you shall lie
I guess right now was a convenient time to die

Gideon Graves Vs Bowser Jr. Rap Battle Arena. (Feat. Kamren The Person and Snakebite126)

Welcome to another episode of MC Fawful Rap Battles! This battle pits the carnivorous plant from Super Mario, Piranha Plant, against the Seed Pokémon, Bulbasaur! Which one of these plants will win? That's for you to decide!

Credits:
MetaMachine as Bulbasaur
Alen as Piranha Plant
Mixed by jort
Cover-art by MC Fawful
Beat by Kustom

Lyrics:

Piranha Plant:
(Hey!)
Who let this Koopa Troopa out of Bowser’s fleet?
Well, it should be easy to beat when I already spit heat!
Don’t rumble or you’ll fumble, it’s a rose against a rookie!
Cause it’s clear with my roasts, you’ll be the only one that’s cooking!

Bulbasaur:
You drained all my energy with that start that just stalled,
But I’m sure you’re used to heat, with volcanos and all.
So if you got a bone to pick with me, then I’m amazed,
Since I’ll eat up this track to leave you packing for days! (ay!)
I planted seeds for generations of creatures,
You planted the seeds for Chain Chomps and other eaters!
Creeping around levels, yet you still think you tower?
But when I bring a FLUDD of flow, I’ll shut down this flower!
It seems your fans are the real Hidden Village,
Cause they haven’t piped up since your series begun,
You screwed over a plumber and you think that you’re a villain?
Well, deep down, you should know that this plant is #001!

Piranha Plant:
Please, I’ve got far more variety in my species!
Cause when it comes to Range, this Pokemon can’t precede me!
You think that you’re a trophy with the trainers, but it’s just a bore!
No need for a spray bottle when I go and sic’em more!
So bring your whole line in, I’ll leave them in PT!
You’d need to roundup a whole side to even try and beat me!
You’ll be looking shiny green if you think I’m pained at all,
Since your win is like you in Legends; unobtainable.
When people hear my lines, they start bobbing like Electrodome,
They hear your lines and they just want to go Home,
So it’s best you go back before my spit leaves you dissolved,
Cause I’ll leave you black and blue, except this dino won’t evolve.

Bulbasaur:
You really think you got the Theater moving with your rapping?
With just one move, I’d make this Piranha Panic!
I break through your shiny rocks, and your flowerpot vase!
So go back underground, cause Audrey’s taking second place!

Bulbasaur vs Piranha Plant - MC Fawful Rap Battles

We're back? Kinda? Working on stuff here and there? Shout-out to Eric the Audible for the inspiration to make something again.

Blockudoku

Hi there!
So, today is my birthday and I decided to upload a match up that only I would want. I love schlock horror movies. I love Twisted Metal. So here's a schlock horror and Twisted Metal match up! A wish come true for me~

The Djinn Voiced By Freshy Kanal
Calypso Voiced By KingMewtwo
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Mixed By Serena
Thumbnail By Matt Raichous


BEAT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=horNWCxKcYg



The Djinn:

In a time before time, I tortured souls for fun
So take notes from Needles Kane, and Run, insect. Run
Forget Barbara Eden and Will Smith. I’m not some genie to easily diss
So don't make a sound, don't make a move, and most of all...don't make me pissed!
A master of chaos, I’m pulling the world into darkness and slaughter
Despite what your causing, your most evil sin was the death of your daughter
While you turning whole cities to fodder, I command the powers that you borrowed
If your rotten comic was any to follow, the only thing William’s mastered is sorrow!
Your colorful car game crashed, smashed, your character turned into trash, fast
So despite Singletrak being past fads, they tried painting your series Black! (hack)
So before you try spitting back, maybe react to the fact you’re a bitch
Who lives in the Shadow of knowing his death was his daddy’s only wish


Calypso:

My Twisted Metal contest turned the City of Angel’s to rubble
All the city awashed with flames. So burning you is no trouble
I’m doubling up on the carnage with the High Octane I’m rocking on
I’m popping off, don’t need the nuke mobile for me to drop bombs!
You claim to be supreme, but still trapped in your jeweled prison
Think you’re a step ahead, but only free thanks to alcoholism!
While trying to rap is a given, facing me still seems quite obscene
Since I was twisting words years before you hit the big screen!
Tried getting appraisal from Alex, what a fallacy, she left you sobbing
The last time I saw a genie this blue balled, he was voiced by Robin!
Your quartet of films forgotten, tomatoes Rotten, out of luck
You’re so much of a clown, you should be driving the ice cream truck!

The Djinn:

Come now, you worm, you can think better things to diss
Or would you prefer I drag your soul to Hell to meet your sis!
Leave you dismissed like Sony, you’re just phony faux Loki
Oh if only, you’d have been lucky and they didn’t blow your chance at the movies



Calypso:

You demons are all the same, never realizing the cunning of man
I’ll have you under my control, just ask Black and Minion!
The battle draws to the close, This Djinn was burned by the devil
I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

Calypso Vs Wishmaster - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

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The official SoundCloud page for the mediocre rap battle series! (I ran out of space on my main account and I wanna post more original music there lol)

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