This is actually quite good Stoff im impressed

Papyrus and Sans:
Gadzooks, Sans, look, is that a human?!
He’s too dim to be a lamp, who the heck dragged you in?
Hair looks like a borscht, and with that uniform;
I mean what, are you buying your clothes at the soup store?
It’s got no class to my battle body
I got shocking raps that can rattle Molly
You can barely Bear Traps, but that’s my hobby!
Like eating soup with a fork; your raps are sloppy
I’m the master of monsters, I can halter Frisk
You’re a mobster; shellfish like a lobster bisque
We’ll rename you Track-Crash, cuz you’ve bombed already
You should move out, stop mooching off your mom’s spaghetti

Giovanni:
I’m Great at Rhyme! You take that back! 
I Slug SOULS and trousle bones when I’m up to bat!
Giovanni’s left in Disbelief from hearing all the white noise
So it’s time to wreck a second fossil with my Boys!
Are we sure this lonely bone man has no Epithet?
‘Cuz I’m still surprised he hasn’t been Inscribed “Desperate”
I beg your pardon, you think you’re Royal Guard-in’
You’re snowed in, frozen; Olive Garden
You spend your time, ca-noodling with the enemy
No amount of your cuisine’s about to make me friendly
Cuz you rap slow, got that old tomato sauce bad flow
Your brother’s shorter, yet you’re still stuck in his shadow! 

Papyrus and Sans:
Nyeh heh heh!
Geez, hit the microwave, that wasn’t hot in any way
Not even you Cam-in-paign would get me to like Anime
Cuz I’m a skeleton and you still manage to get on my nerves
Like “pay a monthly fee to see this joke ahead of time on VRV”
You could say my resume's more soup-er than what he has! SANS!
Both step off before you’re caught by Percy’s Sweet Jazz band!
I don’t need a Rocket to put Giovanni on blast!
It feels like your life’s going down a dangerous path!
You act like a villain and try to look so tough and rugged
But pierce through the knitty-gritty and you're softer than your plushes!
Cuz you’re a Certified Bad Guy -- bad at everything, Gio!
Even this battle has more animation than your whole show!

Giovanni and Molly:
Papy’s awfully happy to be on a Frisky dinner date
Second-fiddle on a silver platter but here is what’s on the plate
Lets hand you over to my Boss, with his refined palate
I’ll serve you up like a bone broth with a geno-side salad!
(Yeah!)
Cuz you’re like parmesan, really grating, Papyrus! (ooh!)
Every line you spit makes me raise my level of violence
You're even weaker than Sans, and lookin' at him it's clear, uh,
Just one swing to break his SOUL like it’s more fragile than a Mira!
With my bat and knife, you’re turned to bone meal when you’re crushed (ha!)
I’ll cut to the chase and you’ll be left in your own dust!
But your only friend killed you on half of their routes? Wow!
That’s my special attack! You are blue, now! (rawr!)

Mancha as Giovanni Potage and Sans
MetaMachine as Papyrus
Azia as Molly Blyndeff

Giovanni Potage vs Papyrus - URBoF #16

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ennway as mr. game and watch

Written by dilly, swoldow, and masong
(additional writing by nooby, trakked, pixel chris and ennway)
mixed by ennway
beat prod. by ennway
art by triplestabber and nooby
cover art by micah
series logo by timelord

this series is a tribute to epic rap battles of history.
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Vault Boy vs Mr. Game and Watch - Rap Battle! (2021)

Thank you to the chads at Discord Rap Battles for letting us use some of the assets from when they were planning on doing this

Fightmarker as Waluigi (audio)
Cri as Waluigi (video)
Mancha as Robbie Rotten (audio)
Pixel Chris as Robbie Rotten (video)
Written by Pixel Chris, Cri, KCToons, JustGamer, AdamDRB, and YourLeastFavoriteEthan
Flow Test by Chandler_CCRB
Cover by KCToons
Mixed by Fightmarker 
Beat by GlitchDude

WALUIGI:
Time to serve you like it's tennis, I've had it with your wack racket!
Can't attack this, I'm flagship, make Nintendo’s Ultra Smash hits
To get this brawl uglier than the CGI on your play poster
I'm no master of playing dress-up but I'll be playing this poser!
You won't even last long when your fifth season got rejected
As while my existence remains because I’m loved around the net 
You're only crashing me to sleep, those bars are no obstacle in battle
When it failed to cage Sportacus in; how'd you like them apples?

ROBBIE ROTTEN:
Are you a real villain? Well, I think we know the answer
Where's your manners? This mischief master has no time for banter
Don’t let your kids watch Waluigi’s defeat, it won't be sweet
I'm known for eating street food so I'll be feeding you concrete 
To leave you choked and have your face match with your purple clothes
How about Fiddle-dee-DEEZ if you keep Rockin' Robbie's boat!
Every rose has it's thorn, a plant made your roots forgotten
You hit the bottom like my lair, where this fruity man turns Rotten
Your swing and missin’ can't land you a bogey, now listen closely
See, this phony sports pro hasn't even owned a single trophy
'Cause you're a menace, an assist enlisted for a fill-in 
Like tennis, you’re here to be game set matched with a better villain!

WALUIGI:
Hats off to you for being such a downright L of a foe
Given the design of my 'stache, it's clear my Dub’s on the nose!
Your clones turned out great… they matched your stupidity! (Robbie's Clone: Hey!)
When your mindset making a working plan is the largest of trickeries
Like, every day you race to trick all of Lazy Town’s kids
But you fall short every time, truly a dastardly dick
How I wonder how these puppets see the strings of your lame schemes
Their bodies are literally plastic more than your face, please!
No match for this flow bender, even with your goons of three
'Cause I own tracks from my ballin; feast your eyes on my machine!
You can't rewind from this loss, unlike the others you didn't ponder
Now back to your base since this meme's used to being six feet under!

ROBBIE ROTTEN:
Those disses served no deuces, seen Luigi's packing bunch
My styles' eye candy, yours more like Sports Candy, yuck!
You're quite awful in your spin-offs, all you do is sport-a-flop
Yet talk a big game even though you don’t even have your own one
Forget any plumber bros, don't need a touch screen for a dream team to be in people's hearts to the core
Haven't watched your biggest role performance any worse in a rap showdown since SMG4!
'Cause the only shade you got was as a shadow of a shadow, now go sob "WAAA I LOST!" 
I knew you're so stingy for first place while everyone knows I'm the Villain… Number... ONE!

Waluigi vs Robbie Rotten - Hilarious Hip Hip Hassles of Here & Now

Welcome to EPIC STOFF BATTLES! 

Street Fighter's wandering warrior and posterboy Ryu goes up against Tekken's troubled Child of Destiny Jin Kazama, in a battle of fighting game protagonists with a darker side hiding inside of them... waiting to be released...
Street Fighter X Tekken. Capcom X Namco. Let's do this!

Me as Ryu and Jin
Written by Me, Dani Frias, Titanium1208, Adam, HyperJacob96 and R the Writer
Mixed by HyperJacob96

LYRICS:
Ryu:
Normally I’ll let my fists do the talking for me 
But now I’ll grab the mic and crush you and your boring story 
Your grandpa took you in, left Lars in the deep end!
I’ll make you scream “Uncle!” again with a Shinku-HADOUKEN!
Remember your roots, I paved the streets you fight on!
Keep to yourself while I'm crossing over with icons!
Jin’s Kin gives a new meaning to domestic violence
And this won't be the last time they leave their spouses silenced!
I inspire other games you don't know the Art of Fighting!
Or the art of good writing with a series so unexciting!
Compared to me, you’re just like your mother: Unknown!
You'll always be alone, with all your sins you cant atone.

Jin:
Hm pitiful, you shouldn’t have gotten in my way
Only superior stat you have against me is your age
Gouken didn't teach you well if that’s all you could bother
Even Dan wins in better fighting honors for his father
Respect my legacy, you remember your first game?
With horrible controls and AI we’ll never know why it got played.
This karate kid is picked even less than his barbie doll clone 
At least Ken has some money, a family, and a home.
Your corpse I'll be burying, my series I've been carrying.
Your power is Nothingness while mine is EVERYTHING
I’m Tekken you out for good, no greater truth to tell.
And I'll end your journey 'cross the world by taking you to hell

Ryu:
Tried to traverse Heihachi’s teachings but when you speak
Your verse secured to us that your Talk is Cheap
And this arrogant brat thinks anger guides him?
You can’t beat me cause-

Evil Ryu:
-violence is who I am!
Try to kidnap a win but it's all Ogre now!
The Ultimate power has now broken out!
You don't have the strength or wisdom to prevail!
This arrogant child is only destined to fail!

Devil Jin:
You goddamn fool! I’ll teach you the true meaning of fear!
With fists made of iron and a laser filled leer!
It’s the dark resurrection of the devil within!
I’m a headliner, you just show up to kill Bison!
I'll take my vengeance in blood. Not even Akuma could stop me!
Can't call yourself canon unless your name is Kage!
Always reverting to your first plot, your paths a facade!
I killed my tormentor, now fear the wrath of a god!

Evil Ryu:
A god? Ha! Are you trying to beat me through laughter?
Being a disgrace to your clan is the only style you could master!
I’ll clip your wings right off! Learn what my fists are furled for!
Stomp this brat out before he starts another World War!

Devil Jin:
You've risen like a Phoenix and I find that appalling.
But I'll just sustain flight while your series keeps falling
You still don't have what it takes, against me you're plastered 
Cause I've unlearned more moves than you've ever mastered!

Ryu VS Jin - Epic Stoff Battles

ANIME RAP BATTLE: SPIKE VS DANDY

Spike Spiegel: Gianni Matragrano

Space Dandy: Mancha

Julia: K.C

Mixed by: Freshy Kanal

Production: Kustom

Spike:
Let's Jam!

*Beat kicks in*

Spike:
Hold the Peppers Jet, I don’t need it to beat
This small fry cause everything from my mouth is heat!
Try to fight back or surrender, it’s your choice
I’m the master of Dubs both in battles and voice
I jam with the solar system and I dance with the stars
I’m the biggest shot in the game with my Jericho bars
Man oh man I feel bad for your viewers
Watching this galactic virgin hyping up hooters
My right eye is a reminder of what I’ve been through
When you fuck up? Bam! A new universe for you!
This cowardly sleaze has no redeemable trait!
I’m sad Watanabe thought you’d carry my weight

Dandy:
ALOHA BABYYYYYYY
*Beat kicks in*
Try to act tough, but you don’t impress Dandy
Ya can’t even square up to the chad Andy!
I gotta say on Toonami you had the top spot
Though it wasn’t for you, but for that Faye plot!
My robot’s more of a Q.T than any chick in Bebop!
I’m Vicious in rock n roll, dancing, and now hip hop
Dawg you gotta let loose and learn to be groovy
Be enlightened like me and fight for the booty!
Godard and Jazz references? How snobby can you be?
It took shrooms to make your show fun for me baby!
Know how I’ll win? Simple: I live with the flow!
And I drop bars harder than your ass out the window!

Spike Spiegel:
Talk a lot of shit for my Chameleonian 
The only pussy you got was a Betelgeusian!
This man-child gives Wen a run for his money
Cause you can’t even give respect to your Honey
Tried to get Scarlet, but that went down the drain
When you let yourself get cock blocked by a train
Can’t protect your ship, that Prince got more drip
You’ll finally experience a “Bang” when I dish the clip
As bounty hunters we fend off deadly killas
I slayed the Red Dragon, you mess around with Gorillas
Before I go back to Mars I want you to know
That all you’ll ever be in my legacy’s footnote!

Dandy:
Yeah yeah I’m a rip-off, get new material baby
You’re the bastard child of Lupin and Bruce Lee
Thinking you’re perfect and can do no wrong
But you just stood and listened to Rocos swan song!
You should meet Emo Dandy, he’s your kinda guy
The both of you are such saps, it makes ME wanna die
My money Woolonger and got that Dandy living
Baby lemme tell ya, I’m godly just by existing!
I’m a lady killer; you let your lady be killed
]You were being led on yet you were still thrilled!
As she was dying, she saw you as her boytoy
It wasn’t a dream when she said 

Julia:
See you Space Cowboy..

Spike Spiegel vs Space Dandy - ANIME RAP BATTLES #8

Me as both
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Instrumental by Kustom

TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS
FRANKLIN D. ROOSEVELT
VS
JERRY SEINFELD
BEGIN


Jerry Seinfeld:
Want a World War-Burton? Joe Swanson can’t spit hard
When old grandpas make up his whole fan club
But by now, I’m sure you’re used to sitcoms
Cause that body of yours sure ain’t fit for stand-up
Ayyy, Jerry Seinfeld, unrivaled
Grab a mic, I’ll go right into spittin’ fire, insightful 
Can’t hope to fight all my titles because my comedy’s dominant
While you’re awful in politics, your democracy flopped to bits
And your policies aren’t shit to the shows that I’ve landed
So this song, I’ll be calling it “Punks in Chairs Getting Their Asses Handed”
Set foot in the White House, unemployment went berserk
Jesus, not even your legs wanted to work
It’s your Constitutional right to not talk, so use it
Cause that novice Truman drops more bombs than you, man
What are your contributions? We’re all just clueless, for real!
Left the American people asking “What’s the New Deal?”
Got status higher than you during your Infamy spiel, cretin
My damn Bee Movie Script tops all your boring ass speeches
My old man fought for the Allies, so I’ll respect your appeal
But now the only Axises you’re battling are on your wheelchair wheels

FDR:
You call yourself a comedian? Those jokes were dreadful!
The only thing we have to fear is another one of your specials
To hell with your two cents, I’ll give you my right dime
I’ll need less than four terms to dismantle your tight five
FDR sets the bar extra hard ‘gainst this farce
Left in shards when I’m armed, best not harm the pres in charge
500 pairs of sneakers and still no footing in humor
Just a dried out boomer, call you Amy Shoe-mer
I trashed Hitler’s whole state, you took silver to Goldthwait
But you must be fed up with all the critics on your plate
I’m the next George Washington, you’re ignored over George Costanza
Even Madison would tower over crack Adam Sandler
I led my country through the greatest depths
When the economy crashed harder than the Marriage Ref
Then I beat the world’s evils, stirred people up with ill words
And now they pit me up against a safe for work Bill Burr?

Jerry Seinfeld:
Let’s back it up a tad bit, you cousin-loving fascist 
Don’t act like your past isn’t shrouded in trash, prick
Try rescuing refugees, or if that’s too much to ask
At least try not cramping the Japanese in internment camps
You just might be the most racist dude in World War Two
Cause even Hitler treated Jesse Owens better than you
First man to rep a black card, that’s the kinda bank this dude owns
But the only Black guy you ever liked was Hugo

FDR:
With that foul rap odor, I doubt you’re sober
‘Cause you whine about society more than the Joker
And now Gen Z memes cause your legacy to wilt
Change your sitcom’s description to a show about your skill
You barely made it, your career was carried thanks to Larry David
And you dare to claim I’m racist when your fame is dated
Fading ratings, there’s no way you’ll save ‘em, tanked just like your failed relations
Maybe make sure that the babe you crave’s of age before you date them
Franklin’s undebatedly the greatest man to grace this planet
Your bits make some lame kids laugh but my words make the stage go frantic
Make you panic, hateful tactics won’t suffice or aid your rapping
I don’t need a cane to grasp, my verbal hooks will take this has-been

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
WE DECIDE!
TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS

Franklin D. Roosevelt vs Jerry Seinfeld. Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans

Mysterio Vs Psycho Mantis - Marvel Vs Anything

Main Cast:
Cri as Pyro (Video) 
Swoldow as Pyro (Audio) 

Cri as Jacket (Video) 
Belle Beniko as Jacket (Audio) 
garbageGothic as Jacket’s recorder 

Beat by Allrounda
Mixed by: Serena
Written by: Cri
Thumbnail by: M!CAH

Battle:

Pyro:
The fire burns like the sun nobody is safe to run 
Warning! Warning! for you this won't be fun
I strike up a match and things turn for the worst
But if you want to strike a match then I’ll let it all burn

It will only take a second to rip you open and spill your guts
But while killing a hobo you tipped over and went to spill your guts
Like Soldier with Zhanna you ain't getting any leisure
At least when I leave people shaking it’s fear, not fucking seizures 

Went into a losing battle with a band of men,
but was too quick to book it. Turned to abandonment
Was hauled off to safety by your friend to prevent your ends 
But since Beard was cut off you started smashing heads

I don’t care about no silent assassins I’ll turn your ass into grass quick 
Air blast back your attacks to make you disappear like it's magic
Like your girl in the bathroom, Left 4 Dead, man it’s tragic
That you had to get a PAYDAY 2 not get trashed like an addict

Jacket:
Do you know what time it is? Time to stop all of your rambling 
You may have heat but it’s nothing to the streets of Miami
A harbinger of death, but it’s simply just a rumor 
Cause he may not have cancer, but you're still your teams biggest tumor

You used to be leaving people questioning “Why’s Pyro cynical?”
But now all they can think of you is “Why Pyrocynical!”
It’s typical, but I find it ironic you can't spit hotter
So I’ll snuff this pyro’s flame leaving RED in the water

A mute mercenary maiming men begging for attention 
Yet this infantile infantry isn't meant to have a weapon
But with a finger on the trigger I'm prone to leave any ringer dead
Cause there's nothing stopping me even with a bullet through my head

Go ahead and turn off your fire before I get my guns and fire 
To leave the flames going higher Pyro’s burning as a pyre
Cause out of everyone on your team you're still the most useless member
So please exercise caution when aggravating my temper

Pyro:
You've been a hoax ever since the moment you were first deployed
Finished the objective of the movement that you wanted to destroy
But addressing the depressing acts they used to send a message
You’ll need more than 50 blessings to not leave this battle headless

Jacket:
Claim I’m a hoax while you’ve stayed as a joke
Just the trope of the foe meant to go as unknown
I go for the throat make you choke on your smoke
Thank you all for stopping by we hope you enjoyed the show

Pyro vs Jacket - TF2 vs Anything (ft. Swoldow, garbageGothic, and Belle Beniko)

thelostnarrator as Rainbow Dash
Zack as Black Star

Mixed by Zack and Fle (Black Star)
Written by SkeepTieel, Zack and VinnyO

Black☆Star
Time to shake up the competition! A fly guy Bests a Young Flyer
Because I’m reckless to perfection when I wanna Spit-fire
I’m Free to Flight to the Finish without batting a Demon Eye-lid
Cause your series’ Generation’s more of a zombie than Sid
I’m the biggest Star out there! My, you’ve got Little in your title
A Skittles mascot who’s Loyalty’s anything but unbridled
Rainbow’s temper is Blazing; I’ve got soul and skill of high caliber
You’re more of a lame-looking pompous self-centered fool than Excalibur
I’ll be sure to take shots at you, Kid, finish you with a direct hit
Think you can spit? I’ll Speed Star at speeds that surpasses your limits!
I’m serving Charismatic Justice! I sure will Daring Do step to this
EG-like brash Hasbro cash-horse, and that stands for egotistic

Rainbow Dash:
When I spit, it’s more than autographs leaving marks on your body
You’re just a smug little kid standing in the Shadow Star of Tsubaki
Your mind’s up in the clouds, and this is my place of residence 
You’re a Soul Menace, whose spirit breaks easily like your Resonance 
Leave you dead like the Star Clan, your assassin rules don’t have meaning
So don’t even try to spit a verse when you can’t even control your breathing
With one swift kick, I’ll destroy you like your confidence, so feeble
This Star should probably stick with its tradition of being a Force of Evil

Black☆Star
I could let one thing become bigger than me, but your mouth’s nothin’ to be proud about
I’m still higher than this Cloudsdale fail, who justifies looking a gift horse in the mouth
The Madness is taking over, that or I see Kishin Egg-heads vividly 
Face it, it’s the end of your winning streak and what’s left of your dignity

Rainbow Dash
You put the ass in assassin, cause all you act is brain-dead
Defeated by a Maka Chop and you call ME the Kishin Egg-head
So go hide behind a smoke bomb, I can still see through your tricks, see?
Staged win, illeist shtick? Man, you remind me of Trixie!
No defense for this bent adolescent with no common-sense
With rhymes that self-absorb to himself as if he were his Soul’s Wavelength
I’m Harshwhinn-ing, you’re a sore loser who’s not cut to his profession
Lost Yourself and this battle, the Path of the slob’s where you’re headin’

Black☆Star vs Rainbow Dash. Season 3, Wave 1

When browsing the channels to surf, you may just come across something you were never meant to find. Today, two mysterious channel surfers duke it out in a rap battle. The illusive online creepypasta, Candle Cove, against the bizarre hacker behind The Max Headroom Incident.

SnakeBite126 as Pirate Percy.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCjK5...

Kae as Janice.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCAuz...

twitter.com/bakamatsuva?s=09
FyxFynn as The Skintaker.

www.youtube.com/channel/UCd8b...
mobile.twitter.com/FynFyx

Stark Media as Horace Horrible and "Max Headroom's" video.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCfUL...
@stark-media

MetaMachine as "Max Headroom's" voice.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCJfd...
@user-961171130

Kamren the Person as the offscreen observer's voice.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCnel...
@kamren-the-rea...

Fightmarker as the offscreen observer's video.
www.youtube.com/channel/UClNJ...
@stopmotionrapb...

Written by GamingPlush64, B O R K, and Zfr_
www.youtube.com/channel/UCEzn...
www.twitch.tv/imzfr

Mixing and Mastering done by Freshy Kanal.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCNLj...

3d Laughingstock model by Hans Michael Grimm.
itsfairlygrimm@gmail.com

Beat by Audio Network

Cover art by Astro.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCz42...
@paigekillsnazis

Lyrics:

“Max Headroom”
That does it! I’m tired of the lack of words
So I’ve hijacked this nerd; Happy Appy kin is getting more than candle burns
When I go in with flows swift
I’ll spit a firewall to stop their spam returns

Candle Cove
Seems to me an opponent has boarded on the airwaves
Percy, I’m worried! No need to be scared, they
Only show static and darkness from their display
So I’ll let my diss play - A shantie that’ll spit flames!

“Max Headroom”
[Moan] They’re coming to get me!
Cause their love is fading and their candle is dimming
So they’re lashing out at prime time hijacking legacies!
But your lines could never pack a bite; even if you were made of teeth!

Candle Cove
Once again, your first prank flops
I’m cutting you off like The Horror of Fang Rock
With our runtime this one time hack should be impressed
Our story is a treasure - And I still see the X!
We’re similar - Both broadcasts show static and screaming,
but the flaw with the matchup is we mean to
You’re just noisy nonsense in rap and the feed so
We will swat a fraud - your second live beat down!
I’ve ventured the most dastardly caves
You’re mocking audiences for catching the wave?
I mean, what do you have to gain?
Just an advanced troll so defensive he won’t announce his face

“Max Headroom”
It’s not the first time a Sci-Fi’s been wiped
By my design, and I didn’t have to go inside
Ooooh, my piles described these intrusions as losers
So turn yourself in, Captain Midnight!
[Nervous giggles] Oh, Jesus!
Your Channel Zero premiere sucked!
Your show is bare bones, while I’m the god of rap
“Anyone remember this kid’s show?” No-body asked!

Candle Cove
Well it seems we’re beat when screaming for an episode
Who’d have thunk a pirate crew would have the wetter flow? I think he wants a better foe!
It’s Horrible Horace, I’ll keelhaul your corpses
When I board the vessel you bet you’ll be torn up
And muted like your first show stop
I’m spitting sea salt, you’re throwing soda
I’ll traverse the high seas to find yee over briny depths
And then remove your head and grind ye flesh

“Max Headroom”
Hey, I didn’t wanna pay you puppets a visit.
The news was already taken over by Vrillon and liberals
So I chose the second best thing to send out my message
And it happened to be the Cartoon Network lost episode section!
So listen Flapjack, your wack rap is over
Time to move on from the Cove, like your owner!
I’m just happy I got the chance to roast nerds
I’m pulling the plug and ending this on my own terms!

Candle Cove vs. The Max Headroom Incident. Decent PG Rap Battles.

Keep your doors locked at night, unless you meet one of these faceless killers in the middle of the night. Today, we have the infamous Zodiac Killer against the mini-Hannibal, Eyeless Jack!

DeegleNV as The Zodiac Killer 
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcqoNcvUnQdz8otgTxOqWKQ
Razzy as Eyeless Jack
https://soundcloud.com/simplyrazzy

Zodiac Killer:
38- goodbye announcer, too bad you had no parting gifts
Now to this mess of a killer, I don’t know where to start with this 
With the countless origins you’re given by pre-teens thinking they’re Stephen King
makes you unthreatening, cheapening, cult burnings and murdering leaving grim
I’ve already been compared to a Jack, but somehow, you’re even weaker
Please cease, sir. You’re weak, sir. Don’t need many words to speak burns.
I’m a cold-blooded killer, a bold blood spiller
But I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything worse than your picture
With the blue faceplate, but this lame-rate would get crippled by my first shot
Burst shot, 9 millimeters in the grave until this worse slop
Gets burned hot, like my gun-fire, spitting shots to leave this teen shook
Try to rap with your “I have no mouth and must scream” look

Eyeless Jack:
Hidden in history for setting cars on fire? What a back burner
And that black mask? Static-y raps? You’re taking from the Observer
I’ll leave Zodiac burnin’ like hot tar, when I drop bars
But my thoughts are “No wonder he’s flopping, he already bombs hard”

Zodiac Killer:
That’s it? I expected more out of this classic
Guess Ticci Toby kin is prone to laugh tracks where they’re rapping
Burnt face and broken family, now hell’s where this devil’s advocate lies
Cap a Jack-ass and make his brains splatter; upgrade the count to 39

Eyeless Jack:
Ted Cruz wants to step to a monster of darkness 
But I'll rip the head screws off this dead moose, sell out on the black market
This suspected methhead vendetta spreader put his own life on private
Guess this battle’s a no-brainer, I could use something to spice up my diet 
So, read the note, kid, ‘fore the folktale is broken 
He’s hopeless, homeless, and no chance of holding
a throne! Left your legacy as just another John Doe
You lead cops on a wild goose chase like you’re murderous Where’s Waldo!
Things looks so bleak for this clone thief, I’ll be sure to kill you slowly
Make like another baby and take your own leave
It’s clear why people lost their fear of you, no newspapers to examine how
Your legacy’s gone on and shattered, where’s Zodiac rapping now?

Beat by Audio Network
Thumbnail by Rabi 
Written by Rabi and Fightmarker
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClNJgoh_a9oYoLenAR0RzGg
Mixed by DeegleNV and Light
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCv40Azz3spGbl38LIF7uKqg

Hint for the next battle: Get Off My Lawn (Ft. Mr. Tibbs and Razzy)

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