I havent stopped listening to this for 2 whole days

Copy of Your Mix 4

The battle's too long so the lyrics are in the doc below
also I am doing your mother!!!
Mancha as Pinhead
Alex M as Laughing Jack
Beat produced by Trunkxs Prod.
Thumbnail by Rabi
Art by Nooby and IronWAN
Mixed and Mastered by GlitchDude
Written by Trakked
Additional help by Mick, DGB, DCA and Creeperpasta
Chiseled by DGB 

Battle:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BBoy4KCtQojcoulX_2UbYwdzmEHFp8gjzdZ55ChMALw/edit?usp=drivesdk 

Pinhead vs Laughing Jack - Rap Cypher #14

Fightmarker as Ticci Toby - https://www.youtube.com/c/FightmarkersRapBattles
Rabi as Sally Face - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCETrcEp4evrBX5v6H5DgDFA


Beat by Trunxks Beats - https://player.beatstars.com/?storeId=90621
Beat rearranged by Cri
Mixed by jort
Written by: Cri and Nooby
Additional Help by: 01Tyler10 and Rabi
Thumbnail by: M!CAH
Art by: Blast03


Battle:

Sally Face: 
Guess I’ll be the one to start this off... since you’re too unstable to 
The Wretched Jeff rip-off... that failed to reel in views
Dreams and memories lost… burned your life down to start anew 
Follow a tall guy in a suit... the only “Creator” to ever want you 
Trial and error just like your creation another warped mind succumbing to temptation
Left with a scattered brain in isolation another Slenderman stabbing within our nation
Your whole life you've faced discrimination, from an abusive home to your education
I’d say give your story more imagination, but you'd crash and burn with your family’s reputation 
More of a pussy than Gizmo is, even he gets more love than this lunatic
And it's humorous, your numerous, ruinous ways had left you a loser kid
There's just too much risk- with all your issues, what makes you think you could spit it sick?
Dude, you're so detached from reality that even your author was losin' it

Ticci Toby: 
I’ve listened to your rambles and I don’t know what this is all about…
Been passing the time to close out everything that came out your mouth
Friends betrayed by this Barbie doll, honestly it’s nothing new
Portrayed like you let your Sanity Fall, but still couldn't manage to make a breakthrough
Let's go back to before they ripped the logic from your story 
Now you're unable save face cause no one wants to see you gory
Right now your starting to bore me just by listening to your allegory
But trust isn't in you inventory cause it seems your word is nugatory
I can tell your mind isn’t quite the clearest so why don’t you tell me what true fear is
You ward off ghosts and evil spirits but couldn’t ward off the D.O.G killing mother dearest
You kept going on full throttle ,switching up styles never thinking to stop 
Treat you like Larry chugging bottles when I make bodies and the beat drop

Sally Face: 
Larry had to do what he thought needed to be done 
To get rid of the darkness before it took over everyone 
You based all of your actions off of your pettiness and sorrow
Darkness within yourself, for you the sun won’t come out tomorrow 
I neutralize all types of evil while you’re put in the same lane as Marble Hornets
Killing cultist atop cathedrals, your an Observer under an entity’s endorsement
So I guess that this is goodbye… there’s no more in this life for you
No matter how hard you tried you couldn't prevent the lighting of your short fuse

Ticci Toby:
Wanna talk about a short fuse! I’ll be the one to leave your whole street up in flames!
But at this point there is no use! You scorched a marriage just by making your game
We were both seen as freaks, barely got a true loving touch 
But the main difference between you and I is that I don’t care that fucking much 
I wouldn’t be one to say you’re alright cause your emotional state is just as fragile as your eye
I may kill people out of spite but when they see my face I don't break down and cry
Your fame was just another trend, 2018 is where you were left to rot
Everything that has a beginning has an end and yours wasn’t much of a shock

Ticci Toby vs Sally Face - Rap Battles by Cri (ft. Rabi and Fightmarker)

Originally uploaded: September 22, 2021

garbageGothic as JaidenAnimations
RaccoonBroVA as Patchy The Pirate
Written by Serena, Mason, and Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Produced by Kustom
Mixed by Serena
Beat Re-arranged by Serena
Art by Nooby

Patchy:
Argh Potty look what we have here! (What Patchy?)
The Youtube version of a slimy buccaneer
It’s ironic that she acts all high and mighty
When she got her fame from minecraft YT
You walk the plank, Jaiden? Cause you sank, Jaiden
Nowadays you only care about your bank, Jaiden
Face the facts, Jaiden, you’re just the net’s next fad
Another faceless personality behind a sketch pad
Made a song opening up, ironically left your rep erased
Even boyinaband couldn’t help your case
Squarepants my hero, second to zero
Watching your videos make me feel like I’m in limbo

Jaiden:
When I was young, of course I watched a lot of cartoons
But it seems that one of them just had a couple parts loose!
Luckily I had to skip the whole “contacting” hassle
Because guess who decided to show up to rap battle?
Patchy the Pirate! Raspy the Parrot!
About time I leave this fake pirate silent!
Nickelodeon wanted you to escar-go
Then they replaced you with the P Star Show
Your relevance and your career is deep in the sea
After listening to your verse, it’s easy to see
You should’ve stayed praising Spongebob by your shrine
After this, you’ll need 2 pints of Moonshine

Patchy:
I thought you’d pack more heat for an Arizonan resident
But I guess you’re used to being burnt out and it’s evident

Jaiden:
Even with your spare foot, you can’t step up to a pro trainer
I’ll speedrun this battle, leaving your ship wrecked is a no-brainer!

Patchy:
Tried to rise above the dirt but you’re the thing you’re afraid of
Shilling out Samurai Buyer like “JAIDEN BETRAYED US!”
Went from relatable story times to complaining and playing games
Even this pirate can’t get on board your ship with James

Jaiden:
With that raspy voice the Captain couldn’t keep a Hook on the beat
The only thing that Patchy needs to patch now is his teeth
All those dreams of meeting Spongebob? You can forget em
I’m finished rapping against this phony, ARI! GET EM!

JaidenAnimations Vs Patchy The Pirate. Rap Battle Arena. (Feat. GarbageGothic And RaccoonBroVA)

I am the Trakked Man.
Freshy Kanal as The Russian Sleep Experiment
RNG and Quizzique as The Hat Man
Beat produced by InsaneBeatz
Written by Trakked
Additional help by nEon, Zagranis
Mixed and engineered by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:
The Hat Man:
I am the hat man, and I dispense fear
I know you’re wondering now, “how did I get here?”
Well listen chap, this dapper rapper has a thing to say
Prepare to watch as your vision’s tainted, I bring decay
I am a con man, donning a hat and robe
You’re far gone, man, you’ve already shat your clothes
You’re dependent on some toxic gas to stay calm
And you’re looking like you went through twenty bombs with napalm
Trapped in a cell for fifteen days, tried to keep awake
And you seem insane from the chamber
You’re simply a weak display, it is bleak, just face 
It, can’t seek escape from the danger
Unfortunate your door is open to many mistakes
It’s as if you forced it open, and now it’s about to break
You should know, sir, you brought me in on your own terms
So when that door crumbles I’ll never give you closure.

Subject 1:
Am I what you fear in a man?
A hellish, cold vessel, a mere shell of a man?
One that always hears all the screams and tears of the damned?
I’m not scared of silhouettes, bring me to Hell if you can
(*laughter*) You couldn’t cage me, please! 
I’m seen as the demon of the KGB
If you want to try your hand at erasing me,
Then like me, grab onto my flesh and take a piece!
How sweet, you’re residing under childrens’ beds at night,
Frightened by a bit of light, while I’m the reason that they hide
And you’re looming over humans doing nothing
(*deep breath*) I rip the researchers to shreds and make the onlookers disgusted 
So if you want to try and pass some judgement, go and stuff it up
Your ugly mug, repugnant, and you’re nothing but 
A bug to me, so shut it, I will cut you up and flood this drug;
I've shrugged off thuds, cuts and blood, while you're only done when I pull the plug
Makes sense with the hat, now, you're dishing some caps out
Belongs in a crack house, causing drunkards to black out
I've had doubts, but I know myths are better off dead
So go off yourself now and GET OUT OF MY HEAD

The Hat Man:
Want me to keep cutting? It's not like you had a choice
You've already torn your vocal cords and shredded your voice
Was a traitor to the Soviets and put in constraints
I'm in minds across the world; the enemy of the mental state
The Hat Man leaves lands desolate. If you wanna mess with this,
I suggest you break your psyche twice and put an end to it
Then maybe you’ll see me in Hell
Reliving all your worst moments trapped inside a padded cell
Negative feelings are what I eat
Take a look at your film's ratings and I'm feasting for weeks
You have no room for debating when your blank one ain't unique
Your life is for my taking; now drift deep into sleep


Subject 1:
You can’t sedate me into silence, I am madness incarnate
The insanity lurking within humanity’s mind
You’re just hiding in the corner as if you were a target
Pure depravity causing calamities in the night
I’m so nearly free from hearing you speak again
Prepare to see me break the nocturnal haven in which you tread
And you may be known across the globe as a terrible bad sign,
Yet you can’t prevent your status dying, hear the flatline?

The Hat Man vs The Russian Sleep Experiment - Rap Cypher #30

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Chase Beck as Santa Claus
Freshy Kanal as Satan
McGwire, Cami-Cat, RaccoonBroVA, Freshy Kanal, Freeced, JustGamer, Johnald, Mike Choe & Swizkii as Elves

Santa Claus:
I'm dropping off some gifts before you start the apocalypse,
'Cause Old Saint Nick don't play with H-E-double hockey sticks!
Deceiving all the humans that you're so below,
So I'll clean the Garden of Eden up like a hoe hoe hoe!
You were given all of Heaven's beauty, so what did you lose it for?
Let's make Lucifer a few trimmers so he can lose the fur!
Staged rebellion 'cause you weren't cared for like God?
Gambled your future with those snake eyes, and your pair of dice lost!
When I'm inside chimneys, surrounded in smoke,
I may be high on rooftops, but I can smell you're brimstoned! (Brimstoned!)
So like it's church, I'll be confessing the truth
When all it takes to vanquish your sin is to step in a booth!
And you're the bringer of light? Say, that reminds me:
I got a job for your bottom at the top of my pine tree!
You specialize in phony scams; I specialize in long letters!
They tell me you're not a villain; you're just a call center!

Satan:
It's the path of Satan that you've crossed with.
Check Faust's contract; see how I deal with Clauses.
I fell from the heavens and got a new life.
You fell from a roof... and fucking died!
Worship me, you sad hoax spread at Christmas time!
I was made to rule over you; I'm the Prince of Lies!
You're not made to guide a human through their childhood,
'Cause they don't know if you exist; they just fear that I could!
There's no visit if your parents don't have bucks to spend!
Swig a glass of milk, 'cause you're favoring the 1%!
You witness struggle, and then step away!
Tiny Tim won't walk when you're handing him a candy cane!
Spying on resting children, you're always watching!
Must be a treat to stuff our nights with Christmas "stalking"!
Everything about you is a scheme to net dough!
Led by a red nose; fitting when you represent Coke!
It's Boxing Day when they punch the clock just to not get paid!
And I'm the snake, yet Claus escaped on his sleigh when the audits came!
How awful; I'll offer a proper wage and gold benefits!
Sign here; it'll be your last will and Old Testament!

Santa Claus:
You couldn't make me sign that while hanging over your lava!
Want me to sell my soul? I thought the devil wears prada!
I circle the equator, drop presents around the nations!
You couldn't make a starving man give into temptation!
You went from burning girls in Salem to persecuting gay folks!
Sprouted those horns, because you're nothing but a scape-goat!
Up in the clouds, you were handed it all,
Until you let your ego grow, and you got decked out the halls!
You had your entire wishlist get checked off by God,
But you only became worth writing down when you fell off!
Just because you spend your time with guys out fiddling kids,
It doesn't mean you have the skills to try out-fiddling kids!
The Bible says a thief must provide for restitution,
But you acted as your own judge, and you still chose execution!

Satan:
They praised your day; now it frightens the devout.
Why, you've left it like a postcard, with Christ X'd out!
Caused the world to stray from God, but turns out after all,
You moved the pastor's traditions with kids into the mall!
Wring families dry 'til there's a sacrifice made!
They'll pay whatever costs, like it's Black Magic Friday!
Corrupted the day of being grateful, and you dare say I'm the devil?!
All you've done was damn the Christmas spirit to my level!
So try to forbid me; your efforts are fruitless!
You're chewing on cookies; I'm gnawing on Judas!
You need an Eve to cheer up the world's needy?!
I just needed Eve, and I doomed the whole species!

Santa vs. Satan - Rap Battle!

Leo Barqui as Dimentio
Lee Bergantino as The Collector
Sanpie as Nastasia
Lew Kreerdun as O’Chunks
Jingleberry as Mimi
Writing by Alchemyking
Art by Lew Kreerdun
Beat by Anywaywell
Beat arrangement by TheNauticalClaydol
Mixing by Jordy
Cover art by LimJJ
Special thanks: garbageGothic, DreyahVA, Fightmarker, Lee Bergantino, MetaStarVA

Dimentio:
OHOHOHOHO! 
I am Dimentio! The one who always wrecks the Bros.! The one who flips between friend and foe!
Yet I don’t think the challenge that Bleck foretold was… babysitting a ten-year-old?
Yes, it’s the Collector’s show! Though like the creature that protects your home
You’re sure to put me to sleep… and that’s set in stone!

A temper tantrum’s the only way you’d attack who you’re fighting
So go back to your whining, ‘cause it’s a clash of the Titans
You’re crafting whole islands from corpses for your machinations
But a curse is the only way anyone’d be attached to your creations

I’m a right hand man! Got my boss in my palm, even though I was cast from nothing
Some god you are! Belos pulls the strings like you’re a shadow puppet
Your goals were so barebones that he threw you into a pit full of skeletons
Now you’re trapped inside that mirror… maybe work on some self-reflection, kid

The Collector:
I’M BOOOOORED! To play a game, you know how far I’d go
But I have to draw the line at… Super Paper Mario? (BLEH!)
Okay, I’ll humor you if you’re promising a festival
But none of your antics can change that you’re not even two-dimensional! (HAHA!)

So what’s your favorite activity? Well, skimming through your plot bits
We could play tag… but that wouldn’t work. (Why?) ‘Cause you’re not it! (OHHH!)
We could pillow fight, but based on all the scenes you’ve fought in
Like Fracktail, you’re simply ro… wait, that line doesn’t work! DARN IT!

But still, citizens always remember me when they see the sky
You need to plant seeds in them to stick in people’s minds
I learned how to make amends, but I can’t forget the way you betrayed your friends
But you can still be my doll, we’ll play pretend! I never want our game to end!

Dimentio:
Play pretend with me? Please! Winning tag’s the only way you’d ever hit me
To shut you down, I don’t need Dimension D - I just need Dimension Disney
The only people who act worshipful to you are a murderous cult
Yet no matter how many Titans they slaughter, that point can’t get through your sturdy skull

But don’t take it from me, the story’s etched deep in slabs
Of how your family thinks you’ll never be a man
So they left you playing hide and seek, then ran
Now you’re really a lost boy, Peter Pan
Doesn’t matter if you’re Flipping Sides
Your powers ain’t effective in fixing lives
I’ll wave “Ciao!” as you leave that witch to die
That’s the only time Luz sees you in a different light

The Collector
On second thought, a Picasso’s not worth adding to my halls of art
Stay behind with your loser entourage, you ain’t controlling this chaotic heart!
Of COURSE you’d come up short when you fused with Mr. L
But I like a fair game, so I’ll let your coworkers speak for themselves!

(The Collector takes control of Nastasia, O’Chunks, and Mimi like puppets)

"Your performance review’s lacking… and I don’t mean theatrics"
"‘Tis right! With all yer acting, ye’ve dealt way too much hammage!"
"I SPIT on you! Got beat by hearts, but you don’t deserve affection!"
I guess when he self-destructed, he blew his shot at redemption! (KABOOM! HAHAHAHA!)

The Collector vs. Dimentio - Disney Rap Battles! (The Owl House vs. Super Paper Mario)

Check out the video for this battle!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxzrjyDF7aY

Welcome back to another installment of Shimario's Rap Battles! Today we have a big battle between two goofy side villains, who secretly have much bigger plans beyond what the main villains of their respective games aim for. We have Dimentio, the larger than life jester who steals the show in Super Paper Mario, and Plague Knight, the small yet insanely mischievous alchemist on a quest for all of the Order of No Quarter's essences in Shovel Knight. Comment down below who you think won the battle, and feel free to leave suggestions for future battles as well!

Rosenthal as Dimentio
Snakebite126 as Plague Knight

Written, Directed, and Produced by: Shimario
Beat Produced by: ENNWAY 
Mixed and Mastered by: Freshy Kanal
Edited by: Shimario
Art by: Valonide 
Cover Art by: Rabi
Special Thanks to: Eddiefrb, Jofinity, GustyStar, Zertonium

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GtQS063JZBw8j7P4U-v-HEfds4lEiNZVQIU5MgSdyLE/edit?usp=sharing

Dimentio vs Plague Knight - Rap Battle!

Happy Pokemon Day!

yukigloom as N Harmonia
Slamalox | Ecchan as Goro Akechi
Written by mintoreos
Beat by Dansonn
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan

[N: 0:10]
Ah Akechi, I share your determination to face me
But the dreams I’ve seen from you should never become reality
Let’s see who the legends choose, you sorry stunt of a sleuth 
I’ll battle through my ideals, cause you're a slave to the truth (Hmph)

My dream is right and sure, change the world for Pokemon
I hold connections with my friends, you barely have fake ones
Yet you’re strict with your image so someone would want your presence?
Be it affection or Detective Prince, you’ll always come second

You can’t decide what’s black and white so don’t send me a calling card
When I could sneak through minds more clean if I just sent out Zoroark
That past of yours is haunting you, marking you with new scars
Then hunger for pancakes and justice gave a hateful change of heart

Lite Light Yagami isn’t worthy of detective work (Of course)
His title would fit better for the thieves he fails to hurt
I know what it’s like to have parents who never cared for you
But my mother not raising me was all that she committed to

[Akechi: 0:53]
After the Phantom Thieves is this my main priority?
A second naive delinquent that attempts to change society
As an ace detective I’ve gathered clues and I deduce
That you care of just Pokemon because humans tend to leave you

Though, how would he care for them? Putting them in dogfights
His ideals are as flimsy as how Team Plasma was organized
He’s not quite a lost life, he serves the world a purpose (How so?)
He’s the perfect person to show what is truly justice

A vermin such as you is frankly blind to what you’re really after
Swapping your beliefs so much, it’s like they’re all your partners
Your views can’t hold water when they near made a kid a martyr
So your foster father is the only way you can relate to a monster

Acting all adamant, he never fought for his values
All it took to break him was a stern talking-to
You can sob to others and say you’re now a new man
but your mind shows that the palace in there still stands

[N: 1:36]
I reasoned with my father, you got obsessed with revenge
So desperate for vengeance you can’t see all the blood on your hands
Innocent lives you put to aside just for your own naive plans
All that talk of justice but corruption’s the only thing left in your head

We were both pawns, but I was made a king
Done through my own flaws, not to please a crime ring
Keep trying to push all the trauma behind the black mask
but you can never live out your dreams, if they don’t last

[Akechi: 1:57]
I’ve had enough of your moral high ground bullshit!
You’re not better when being lied to by a cult’s all you’ve dealt with
You think your friends will save you, I’ll make you an example
When I cause you to crumble to the ground like your castle

I DECIDE THE TRUTH! Your sought future won’t change it!
Your family would be glad if I had this warped trash wasted
I’ll close this case and pull the trigger on this hypocrite
and when Ghetsis sees you at last he’ll feel happiness

N Harmonia vs Goro Akechi - Mint Rap Battles (ft. yukigloom & Slamalox | Ecchan)

AdamDRB as Macbeth (audio)
RaccoonBroVA as Nixon, Gerald Ford and Witch 3 (cameo)
garbageGothic as Witch 1
Special Inquisitor Rayyan as Witch 2
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Additional writing help by Oofie, MaviKartal2003, YLFEthan and JK03
Chiseled by Jofinity 
Mixed by Serena
Beat by Anywaywell
Cover art by Oofie
Art by YLFEthan
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FOREWORD:
I wanted to upload this as a way to publicly preserve a project of mine I will most likely not be continuing. Macbeth vs Nixon was a battle I started working in late 2021-early 2022 back when I was taking both an English and History class in school, both of which covered Macbeth and Nixon respectively in great detail. I thought these people were really interesting and felt awesome to work on - two leaders who were corrupted by power and had their own actions lead to their downfall. 

The audio for it was done pretty quickly in 2022, and I wanted this to be a live action battle. I got Carrick aka RaccoonBroVA, who voiced Nixon, to body act as him also, and he filmed a great performance. Before playing Fred visually in Arthur vs Fred by Discord Rap Battles, Nixon was originally Carrick's first live action role; the first he ever filmed. The body actor for Macbeth unfortunately did not film as quickly in comparison, and eventually it got to a point where the battle kept aging the longer it took for filming to be complete. 

I decided to cut my losses in 2024 and ultimately scrap this project, as I didn't want to be weighed down by such an old project when I could be working on new ideas I'm more passionate about. This idea is still good, and maybe someday I'll get back to it, but for now it'll remain a relic of my earlier years as a rap battle creator.
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LYRICS: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oT26Dnw4oti0TKqfOdSuBoWw1P_gg375t_pdkCEy8vg/edit?usp=sharing

[SCRAPPED AUDIO] Macbeth vs Richard Nixon. SIR Rap Battles (ft. AdamDRB, RaccoonBroVA & More)

► CREDITS:

littleflecks as Feathers McGraw

Matt Raichous as Mojo Jojo

Narrator voiced by Alchemyking

Written by Theme Park Avenue

Mojo Jojo Art by Luke Reardon

Feathers McGraw Art by TreToonzz

Beat Prod. by Teimunity

Mixed by Serena


Cover Art by JK03


►LYRICS:

Mojo Verse 1 

Ah, the chicken from the wanted posters, I have been expecting you
I heard you were in Townsville and knew you would need to rent a room

And that is why I, Mojo Jojo, made that stupid ad
To lure you to my lair, and you have fallen right into my trap

Because you are here, you are in my presence and defenseless
I will beat you with my battle raps and have you apprehended

And collect the bounty money to help fund my plan to conquer the Earth
Then finish my breakfast, but the chicken comes first (evil laugh)


Feathers Verse 1 

Alright, the glove is coming off (What?!)
Yeah, I’m not a chicken but I’m certainly the cock of the walk

No other robber’s on the watch of every copper in the county
Man, I’m worth a thousand pounds, you’ve taken several thousand poundings

From the Wonder Triplets you seek to destroy, but even with your freakish toys
You still have weaker evil ploys than the Amoeba Boys

You tried a million plans but always wound up overpowered
You couldn’t even get a leg up with the right trousers


Mojo Verse 2

No, this cannot be, I wrote both of my verses
Based on the fact that I assumed you were a chicken, cuuuuurses

Mwahaha, I am now well-versed in your movie roles
Though you have very little material, like your studio!

You try to fly solo, but on your own you are no menace
You just met some random cheesehead and depend on his inventions

You cannot take the heat, for when your plans go off course
You start sweating like a pig, resembling mojo pork

You had an excellent plot, till it went off the rails and then you were caught
I shall refer to you as Fettered McGraw

That is to say you were a failure, your scheme was ineffective
It was thwarted, foiled, prevented! Well, actually, maybe not prevented, uhh

But you went to jail, the place of your residence was a prison
While the only lengthy sentences I get are from my diction

When you broke out of your cell you tried your heist again in hopes of doing better
And repetition really ruffles my feathers


Feathers Verse 2 

That’s enough, let’s flash back to your past, you were a lab assistant
Smashing tons of crap and getting chastised by your master

In fact, you broke the glass that made the Powerpuffs by accident
So Daddy kicked out and you went back to the lab again

And then you thought you’d found a prime mate for companionship
But she was just a plant, and she ordered a banana split

You’re really weak, if I got cheated by some madam
I would never feel a pain in my soul, ‘cause I don’t have one

You must be sad, being an unwanted villain is crazy
I’d suggest you call the Hotline, but you’re beyond saving

So how about I put you out the misery you’re facing
As I finally take a shot at a mad scientist, say "cheese”

Narrator
So once again the day is saved, thanks to…
Feathers McGraw the evil penguin?
I don’t like the ramifications of this one


Mojo Jojo vs Feathers McGraw. PowerPoint Rap Battles

Resist

Dustin as Dexter 
Anthony “Plushy” Perry as Phineas 
Fle as Ferb

Dexter:
I’m Dexter, remember; Child Genius, no discussion.
Take some notes from Dee Dee, and learn to not push my buttons 
I’d tell you to act your age but maybe wait until you're older
Overshadow your bitsy brain on President Lincoln’s shoulders
Tedious Phineas; more repetitive than your series is 
A formula so simple, no wonder just toys were built with it
I’m uncertain why I’ve been pit against you in this Battle Rap
But judging by your intellect-- I suppose ‘Opposites Attract’

Phineas:
Hey Ferb, help me search for a legitimate diss

Ferb:
Wouldn’t that be discovering something that doesn’t exist?

Phineas:
Ahh, what a fine day for giving his algorithm criticism
You can’t love-handle a rap cuz this bookworm Ain’t Got Rhythm

Both:
You were trying for “Major Glory” but this genius inventor,
Only successfully devised a lawsuit from The Avengers

Phineas
The same heroes that I befriended--

Ferb:
Frank-einstein should be adjusted

Phineas:
With an ego more inflated than the Bounce House we constructed

Dexter:
I didn’t think a Triangle could be such a square 
Hey, where’s Phony Test? Oh wait, he’s right there! 
I despise this Dr. Doofus, even with my rude removed 
I’d need much less than 104 days to f*cking bust you!

Phineas:
For a show on Boomerang; I thought you’d have a good comeback
Dexter managed to murder his show but failed to kill a track
It takes more than your flawed inventions to contend to our adventures 
Your mad Scientist schtick belongs in the 2nd Dimension

Written by Fle, Adroit, R, Vladimyr P.

Audio Mixed by Fle

Cover Art by Geon

Jimmy Neutron:
Gotta Rap! 
Goddard, go fetch me the microphone! 
Such a pro-ton, you’d copy how I rhyme and flow like my clones
Phineas, your rap was tolerable but it’s such a bummer
That your verses started dragging on longer than your whole summer
Dorxter, I gotta thank you for coming; that’s a good call 
Because when I look down at you, I’m finally stood tall 
When I’m up against these lab rats, yo, I won’t need a Brain Blast
With science I’ll explain that, you tame brats have came last

Eddie as Jimmy Neutron

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Two of the most classic ducks in cartoon history finally go hand in hand in an epic rap battle! Enjoy!

HyperJacob96 as Donald Duck
Stofferex as Daffy Duck
Beat by Beatg33kz
Written by Matthew Thomas, WoodenHornets, Jacob G, thelegion, Frenzy, HyperJacob96, and SkeepTieel
Mixed by Matthew Thomas

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
DONALD DUCK
VERSUS
DAFFY DUCK
BEGIN!

Daffy Duck:
Never in my life did I think I'd have to deal with ya
The old-school quack pack rocks Nazi memorabilia
I throw wits with every syllable, your show is just so typical
I'm the pinnacle of spittable flows while you’re just despicable
Aw shucks, this lackluster thinks he’ll take down the Duck Amuck?
Elmer can’t even compare to the shots I’ll spit in this Duck Hunt
And your mousey friend couldn’t even last ten minutes with Bugs
No need to Duck Avenge yourself, I’m the king of Space Dunk
Yes, you might be the first, but in the ring, you’ll last secondly
Looking short-tempered as I rap over these Merrie Melodies 
Step back Onto Ice, you’re not close to a challenge for me
Let’s see what happens when this Loonatic is Unleashed

Donald Duck:
So they put me up against this Looney fraud? Aw, phooey! 
I had better times dealing with Huey, Dewey, and Louie!
You’re more stupid than I thought, you should’ve been left to rot
‘Cause it’s pretty obvious which character Tex Avery ripped on
Lay off Jordan’s ‘special stuff’, your fleet of flaws are endless
Duck Dodging the facts? And they said that I was jealous
I’m a royal Musketeer, while you’re a simpleton squealer
And I’ll show this unoriginal duck with a lisp whose Superior
You won’t be Back in Action once I’m slapping this failure
I’m the captain of this ship, while you’re nothing short of a sailor
This verbal wall I built will leave you more broken than Pete
So who’s Darkwinning this? One guess, but who? No one but me!

Daffy Duck:
Well thank god for this description! I can barely comprehend you!
Don't think your birds of a feather will try to go and defend you
You’re putting me to sleep with your exhausted gags and jokes
You thought I was done? No! That’s not all, folks!
Your comedy’s atrocious, filled with incoherent quacking
When my mallet meets your mouth, you’ll be too busy napping 
You’re irrelevant, while I’m a toon perfect for cartoons
But hey, let me know if they ever give YOU a reboot

Donald Duck:
Oh boy! It seems you’re forgetting something, I mean clearly
Your Looney Tunes Show can’t compare to my 2013 series
You’re in Deep Duck Trouble, you can’t escape from this beating
When I’m gunning down your bars, like it’s duck hunting season!
You thinking you’ll be the victor is richer than my Uncle Scrooge
Just look at yourself, Idiot Eyes, you’re nothing but a Goof
So now that I’m through with this duck more irritating than Chip n’ Dale
See Ya Later Gladiator, I’m putting an end to this Duck Tale!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Donald Duck vs Daffy Duck. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 56.

Mathew Swift as Bugs Bunny and Announcer
Fle as Woody Woodpecker

Bugs Bunny:
Eh, what’s up, doc? Allow me to be Ms. Mean-y
Road-run out of this battle and take that left at Albuquerque
This bunny’s going Back in Action to obtain my second victory
You’re talentless! But, when I sing, it’s a real Merrie Melody!
Universally adored! You’re behind me, in the dust
Face the music, you’re outdated. Nothing more to be discussed
I’m legendary! People always Tuned out your Looney Toons
So I’ll add you to the crew of your own Ship of Ghouls!

Woody Woodpecker:
Knock Knock, guess who? Woody Woodpecker buddy! 
I got the pecks to reduce you to a Bug, Bunny! 
You’re Lola-loco to think ya could get her’ 
She’d turn to someone better; and hop on my woodpecker 
Ya’ diagnosis is this roastin’- that’s what’s up, doc! 
And I could barely bare the hare on the cereal box 
It’s Wabbit season, Bugs! Don’t think I would forget
So ravage underground, ‘cause I’ve got a bone to Peck!

Bugs Bunny:
Of course you realise… this means war!
You tried to peck off more bark than you could hope for
Steal spotlights from pandas? You can't win on your own
I’ll surpass you and Daffy; two birds, one microphone 
Mista, I’m the slickest trickster who's ever dissed ya
You’re history, forgotten, and no one’s ever missed ya
Eh, I’ll give you a punchline since you’re already a joke 
Now that I’ve fried this chicken,

Porky Pig:
Tha-tha-that's all folks!

Woody Woodpecker:
You may have collected respect and the company’s money
it doesn't take a genius to know that this bunny’s unfunny
I’m more raw than carrots- you should stick to ya pranks
I’m dropping rap bombs, while you’re shooting Blancs
You’ll fall with a Fudd as I hunt you on this track
You made this battle a drag, but hey, you're a queen of that
Stuck in another jam, you'll be left spaced out
But it's no surprise when you take 2nd place to a mouse

Written by Matthew Thomas, Fle, R, Legion, WonderPikachu

Bugs Bunny vs Woody Woodpecker. CMRB

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