911/help-im-soft-n-sad

Gawdly beats 2

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mixed by @tevinwmusic
prod by @yungameba

music video: http://bit.ly/2yaRgA1


I like to think I’m well-equipped as any other average guy 
but I just can’t discover love and I don’t even set my standards high
on top of that, I’m camera shy, maybe I should opt-out of the dating pool
and be an undercover tinder samurai

cause I would rather type online than whisper in a dingy bar
and swiping left and right could be my new bushido ninja star
and I’m well-versed in virtual lovemaking ninjutsu 
on every profile pic I post, I’m posing with my shitzu
or flexing with my shirt off cause I heard that gets you hits too

Especially OkCupid, I’m like Eros or the cherubs be,
I pierce hearts of women with my cursor and my arrow keys
and disregard my Roman roots and choose a font that’s serif-free,

trust me,

 I’m a tinder bio brainiac
the way I kindle fire with matches, I’m a pyromaniac
on christian mingle, I’m a casanova,
if ya’ll don’t think so, y’all can ask Jehovah
check your inbox, he might send an answer over

I wish I had the muscles of a granite sculpture
I would log on ashleymadison and bang adulterers
I’m so lonely, I’ve considered farmers-only
just for someone’s arms to hold me
also, I’m really big on agriculture

but if I had that body of a grecian god
I would trawl on pof.com and use it as a fishing rod
and hope I don’t get catfish,
the fact is if I did, I’d probably play along cause god knows I could use the practice,

and if I’m aching for my roots, I’d visit shaadi.com
message islamic wahhabi hijabi hotties “salaam”
and sunni, shia, those are both denominations I respect
cause I just care for our connection, 

I don’t care about the sects

sometimes I uninstall my apps in reckless insurrectious rage
and then regret it while I check the craiglist missed connections page
and then I think that I should get out more and disregard my mobile cell
and get to know the local teller at my barnes and noble well
and check out what she’s reading while she’s charging up my total sale
and ask her if she likes the novel,
and once she answers, ask her if wants to grab some coffee or some ice cream waffles,
and she’d probably say that’s awesome, 

 I’d ask her when she’s off of work,

 she might answer “midnight”

 I’d tell her that sounds awful, 

what a bummer, and from somewhere
I might muster up the nerve to get her number,

 and I would ask her what her digits are
and if I play it right then I can disregard my ninja stars, 
say sayonara to katanas and my other weapons too 
and try committing by committing online dating seppuku

tinder samurai (video in description)

'aawake at night' - from our EP, 3 - watch the music video for 'the fall' here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FzrD47v0zE

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aawake at night

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prod. mattdeguia
recorded at. "the temple" studios
mixed + mastered by. alex kieko
lyrics:

i need the, 
6 speed with the two seats in it
cop the g class just for me and my niggas 
but right now im looking for something more intimate 
i need the two seater finna see my baby in a bit
ain’t good with words unless i put em in these verses 
can’t tell you all how long i been in shadows straight rehearsing 
but imma be the greatest if i gotta kill a nigga for it, 
youngest living legend fuck the fortune yeah

but i ain’t never met a human just like you 
7 billi in the world but none just like you
you know i love the way you do the things you do
yeah
she remind me of a 

chorus:
devil in a red dress 
looking like velvet 
i’m just tryna get you in my seat 
she ain’t nothing average 
really gotta have it
looking like something out a dream 
(2x)

verse 2:
my father got estate out in jamaica maybe one day 
we can go vacation, catch a movie, grap a sundae 
tell me all your problems while we bask up in the sun rays 
lay between the grass blades 
i got some classes monday 
but fuck those
 i be on my solo making classics 
when it pay of,
you can have whatever you imagine 
that’s the diamonds the rhinestones,
the moon and the star, 
The christian the dior, whatever you want

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