I'm Mad? (You're Mad)

I AM FULL OF RESPONSE
I AM THE MAIN MAN: REPLY
TUNING ALL FREQUENCIES TO THE BIG MAN IN THE SKY: 
R-A-B E-Y-E

Fan Mail (From The Rab Eye)

So, tell me, what's your favorite Ravi G song?
Do you even know who I am?
Do you recognize my stabbing riffs
I'm the back bone of this stable economy 
The stinking repeat on hold
The man above your head, screaming
"Let me out, I don’t belong here"
I am the urban cycling infrastructure working group

Imposter?
What?!
Imposter, in my head
Where?!
Way above there in the space up above my head
I am urban cycling infrastructure

Lets ride our bikes through the stench of the city
Bite our tongues so hard they cut clean into two
Thighs burning hard as we cut through beating heart of the city square
Ïs this what you call adventure?!

I'll throw my bike at you if you don’t shut up
I'll throw my bike at your sneering grin 
I'll throw all of my big fucking words at your pathetic white car
Do you know who I am? (no, who the fuck are you?!)
I am the free market economics your parents dreamt of
The free thinking sociopath roaming the cycle paths
The Che Guevara of this winding country lane
Let's build an urban cycling infrastructure that excludes people like you

I'll take my bike and throw it at your home gym 
Smash all the mirrors that line walls
Tear down the plasma flat screen TV
And defecate on your foam rollers

Ravi G And The Milk Shakey Shakies - Urban Cycling Infrastructure

you kiss my open sores, love soaking through my pores
i've lived a thousand lives, this one is my demise
the day you leave my side, come thoughts of suicide
I'm riding shotgun in a car
We're going nowhere but getting far

originally by @skyla-165786307

Substance Abuse (Needles Cover)

Im So (punk, I'm) Tired

6 SONGS - OUT VIA SOFT GUNGE RECORDS ON 11/2/2022

Long before Ravi G existed, The Milk Shakey Shakies have been tirelessly touring the small pubs and clubs of the UK. Their debut EP, 6 Songs, was recorded after their explosive '96 tour.

Frontman/guitarist Keith Cheesecake recounts a story about the protagonist from '6 Songs'…

"We met a young Jacob Rees-Mogg back in '96 at the end of one of our gigs. It was just after the Scotland game and we were playing the main hall at Glasgow Caledonian. It was so rowdy. People were pissed and angry. Throughout the gig we noticed was a slender man in a suit and round framed glasses, he had a magnificent air of confidence about him".

"He kept shouting, 'I'm the main man, and in the main I'm insane'"

"At one point he smashed a plate (along with it's contents - if I remember correctly, a caesar salad) onto the stage. Daveo [Bass player, Dave "butter wouldn't melt" O] just headed it straight back at him. It was hilarious".

"Anyway, we finished the gig, and JRM was waiting backstage. He really wanted to meet us. Apparently he was a massive fan of The Shakies and had been following us on tour. He was off his face and spent 20 mins talking about Ravi Gunslinger and free market economics."

"He came off as arrogant. Not a nice man at all. But being the nice people we are we shared a pizza with him"

"In between each mouthful he'd quietly mutter to himself 'food in my mouth, feels so good'"

"As he approached the end of his pizza dinner, we could see him coming down from his initial euphoria. He quietly scrunched up his serviette, calmly throwing it into the overflowing bin at the other end of the room and gently whispered 'I'm out of control, oh baby, I'm out of control'".

The Milk Shakey Shakies - The Main Man

AUTOFADER - Magnetic Levitation

Squirrel Song (SHELLAC COVER)

She Will Only Bring You Happiness (Mclusky Cover)

i'm happy to be sad all the time, i'm so happy to cut my nails with blunt knives. i'm so happy with my self doubt and silly lies. wont you help me out the door? won't you help me overlook, overlook my bleak outlook? won't you help me overlook, overlook my vague outlook? won't you help me be happy?

Agoraphobic

And it seems these days I'm captive in this borrowed time

BORROWED TIME (PARQUET COURTS COVER)

Someday (The Strokes Cover)

reynard the fox v2

Waiting Room (Fugazi cover)

Bullet Train To Vegas (Drive Like Jehu Cover)

Wash My Brains With Soap (Wash It Out)

Freed Pig (sebadoh cover)

Copper, let us take you
To the furnace where we'll break you
The fire so big and pretty, you could cry
As you buckle you could ask me, "What was wrong with me before?
Did I need the silver to be suitable?"
Copper, I have a use for you, it's easy work and it suits you
Dazzled dirty beauty, you must know
Copper is a conductor and makes for decent cooking
Dazzled by your beauty still you know
Plated or anodized, you even fool a layman's eyes
Presentable though you might be, it's unwise to try to fight me

Copper - you'll never be gold 
Copper - you'll never be gold

Copper (Shellac Cover)

I'm happy to be sad all the time. I'm so happy to cut my nails with blunt knives. I'm so happy with my self loathe and self doubt.

Won't you help me out the door? Out the door, oh out the door?

Won't you help me overlook, overlook my vague outlook? Won't you help me be happy?

Agoraphobic (2024)

I WANNA TOUCH YOUR HAIR

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Cyf (shoes and socks off cover)

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Are you listening to the sun, to the warm blue heat of the sand and the bugs and the heat and the screaming babes? Are you listening? 

Take a walk with me, don't bother listening to the man selling love; it isn't love.

Are you listening? Oh woman why do you scream to the man selling love? It isn't love.


Screaming Women

the guitarist from mac demarco tried to kill me in the toilets of the festival

The Guitarist From Mac Demarco tried to kill me in the toilets of the festival

I'M JEALOUS AGAIN

New Ravi

If I could make a living. Why!? Scientist. From Rocket-town, Texas. Apologise, for crimes against the masses. Apologise!

Rocket Town, TX

Stop, I wallow all alone. Just let me stay home with my songs. Bored, I cut my own clothes. They're tired and torn. I'm sitting small. "Wooo". Cry, I'm nervous and I'm scared. You've heard it all before, just leave me here.

Let Me Stay At Home

I make songs.

https://ravigunslinger.bandcamp.com/

msg me: ravigunslinger@gmail.com

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