Neuken in de keuken, for our german friends :P 

Noiken In De Keuken

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By clicking follow you may potentially be exposed to not just aggressive and toxic Hardcore viruses such as Terror, Speedcore, Uptempo & Gabber,  but your stream may also become affected by contagious bacteria such as infectious Techno, pounding Hard Techno, Wonky, Hard Acid  or Industrial. 

Other side effects may include Jungle fever, Hard House seizures, Ghetto Booty, 90's rave nostalgia pangs,  occasional fits of Breakcore tourette's,   as well as O.G. Hip Hop attacks and 5 Element B-Boyism, Funk phenomena, Dancehall mania and Turntablism. 

In Serious cases you may notice Heavy Metal, Extreme Thrash, or a venomous Punk Rock clot in your feed.  Extreme cases may even result in Death (metal).  In cases such as these a Doktor would recommend maximum volume dosage.

This profile IS NOT RECOMMENDED for users of Ambient,  Trap,  sedatives such as Oxymoronic "Pop Punk",  "Hardstyle" soft gels or "Folk Rock" brand ludes,  Freeform Jazz,  or MTV Tranquilizers.    IMPORTANT:  Avoid this stream at all cost if you are suffering from non Slack related religious propaganda or paranoia and delusions caused by heavy exposure to mainstream media.

If symptoms or conditions become serious enough to cause you aural discomfort  or extreme agitation of the ears, eyes, brain or genitalia  it is highly advised that the UNFOLLOW button be clicked as soon as possible and that more suitable listening materials be obtained from a local WalMart or a trusted and sterile chain store of your choosing.

Noiken In De Keuken

Raymond Sleeuwenhoek