TNT - A Minecraft Parody

Drawn to the Bitter (feat. KryFuZe)

R9K fnf instrumental

FNF Skarlet Bunny 1.5 Trickmas

garbageGothic as Ash
AlisterCadoVO as Rex
Written by SIR Rap Battles
Additional writing help by Psytube, JK03 and E Man
Mixed by Serena
Beat by Hollywood Legend Productions
Additional instruments + Art by MegaPMB
Cover art by M!CAH

Ash (0:10):
I'm Ash from Pallet Town! In battles, man, I'm smacking down
opponents with my pals and now I’ll bring about a pounding when I'm rapping- Wow!
Your stories and designs look pretty complex
I mean, at their Core your female Blades are literally just objects! (Oh!)
I've traveled regions, beaten evil teams, defeated legends 
You can't even lead a team of dweebs without your feeble weapon 
Devs took after your profession and salvaged your wreck of a game
So they could make a better product, leaving dents in your fame!
Go ask Skyla, there's no other trainer fly as me
I've climbed up Leagues and scored a win, you could only climb a tree!
You stumbled into Pyra’s spot just for you to get stabbed? Man, 
You took Jin’s Blade to the heart even worse than Vandham’s!
You've got an Anchor on your arm, how did you miss your Shot in Smash?
Demoted to a costume while she went and took your spot in that
Left orphaned as a kid, man your life is full of tragedy
The World Tree that you reached fell apart just like your family’s! (Ay!)

Rex (0:54):
My life was taken by Jin, that much is right, kid
But I didn't waste it blindly trying to fight a psychic!
I stand beside the child of god, you better bring your legends out
You've got so many movies but there's only one they care about! (Ohhh!)
You wouldn’t know what it feels like to have close ties
Your friendship with Serena shows you’re used to being a Ghost-type! (Uh)
Every new region, your previous squad’s abandoned
At least it makes sense when I switch out my companions!
You want to pocket 'mons, blasting Team Rocket off
But you're as soft as Brock each time he talks to thots
You've got a lot of conviction in your rat ‘mon, true
Did he make your shockingly formulaic plots too?
Your company’s so greedy, it surpasses Bana’s appetite
I pick up scraps that have more use than you in Black and White!
I'm loyal to the Aegis, you seek creatures, catch ‘em and oh, they're gone
Ditching members of your team like “Lose that Pokémon!”

Ash (1:37):
You're one to talk about a formula being used since
Your gameplay’s so autonomous, call it Mecha Evolution!

Rex (1:43):
No wonder your show's littered with Dittos, because you'd copy too 
Dancing in unison, fusing your wishes? That's a Dragon Ball Z-Move/ballsy move!

Ash (1:48):
Me and Pikachu, we'll work as one to parry you! 
Give your Gramps a break with how hard he’s gotta carry you! 
Your partner held a death wish from her scars, she had no choice
Man, I'd wish to die too if I had to keep hearing your voice! (Uh)
Those verses reeked of filth like you had Mythra cook it up
Your burden’s making you break down in tears, yet you still took it up!
You soon got overshadowed by your predecessor’s port
And it left a Leftherian more washed up than his mom’s corpse!

Rex (2:10):
Stop the cap, Ash, and just stick to flipping yours like a dimwit
Such a cash grab, you'd even sell out singing songs for Christmas 
You pursue to show up every trainer that you know
But you refuse to grow up, though? Damn, you really are just Thunder Stoned!
Dropped on my console, gained acclaim, I'm making Switch dubs
You only gained a team of blander writers when you switched dubs!
And if we're talking ‘bout parents, looks like you've got it harder
You're the very best like no one ever was at losing fathers!

Ash Ketchum vs Rex (Xenoblade). SIR Rap Battles Season 2 (ft. garbageGothic & AlisterCadoVO)

Quizzique as Buggy the Clown
Danii as Hercule Satan

Cameos by: Tibbie and M!CAH

Beat Produced by: InsaneBeatz
Written by: Danii
Mixed and Mastered by: Danii
Thumbnail by: Trakked

Lyrics:

Buggy:
Move it, doofus, I’ll take over this town now
Let’s get to it, make sure this hippie’s drowned out
I’ll pursue this stupid with huge hits, yeah you got the knuckles
But fuck the One Piece, I’m moving in multiple
I threw hands with Admirals, now everyone admires me
I don’t need a treasure, Stampede covered that entirely
If you think that Goku was just magic, check these bombs here
Blow you up ‘cause Satan never matches with this god tier

*bomb blows up on Satan*

Hercule:
Uhhh, that hit nothing, ouch
I’m Mr. Satan, bitch, so best quit fuckin’ round
Get off Shanks’s penis dude, you don’t want a real dispute
Red nose gay for red hair, so I’ll be you and eat this fruit
You’re switching up on your crewmates with not at all guilt?
Damn, you really bring new meanings to Cross Guild
That was some nice rapping ‘cause we saw your timed lackin’
But this is my passion, people only care about you when it came to live action
(Hoo ha!) Check my live actions (Yea!)
The great Satan only needs two rhymes to drive captains (Dead!)
Off to the abyss, I’ll beat you then eat lunch (I’m having sushi!)
But you? I think you’d be craving more of the punch (yeah!!!)

*punches Buggy’s head clean off*

Mr. Satan:
what

Kid:
Wow Mr. Satan! You knocked his head off!

Mr. Satan:
Uh- yeah! No need to thank me

*it comes back*

Mr. Satan:
WHAT THE FUCK

Buggy:
Abra cadabra, boom shaka dae!
I’m Buggy the Clown, and I’m back like a vertebrae
Don’t you dare call me gay when your wife’s name is Miguel
How about I hit her with a cream pie! And something else
I stay Oda’s favorite character, make like him and remember
Take your daughter and cherish her, she’ll be caught in the ember
I’ll beat you both up in the hospital, leave no family members
And then I’ll-

Prisoner:
Do you want any help with that, Buggy?

Buggy:
NOT RIGHT NOW!!

WE MAKIN’ IT OUT OF IMPEL DOWN WITH THIS CATALOG
I thought you’d be good at rapping with half your fights dialogue
So while you get one shotted by Trunks, no swordsman even bothers!
Just stay babysitting Buu, the final time you’ll be a father

Hercule:
Wait! I apologize for my Hercule Satan flow
If I knew you’d be this diabolical I wouldn’t have go
Wait, didn’t you lose half your limbs, Rudolph?
May have lost ‘em now with Gaimon, so go take my huge cock!
You may have had some slaves and thought your status was a joke
But you needed Roger for that spot, while I did it all alone
I’ll let you give up now, meat shield, ‘cause you’ll be burned at stakes
Send the star clown to the moon! Now earth is safe

Buggy:
I’m still here y’know

Hercule:
That takes a little while, I’m just chargin’ up, that’s all!

Buggy:
You’re weird, and not even worth my power, I’m out

Buggy the Clown vs. Mr. Satan - #18

This is my version of mixing and mastering the rap battle. Made to demonstrate my current skills with Adobe Audition.

Support the original one here:
https://on.soundcloud.com/w5FNc

Cover art by Tompuffs & SPM

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Here is the Inst for my Arch but It's Lock-On Cover.

VS Arch mod was made by bbpanzu:
gamebanana.com/mods/319914
gamejolt.com/games/fnf-arch/645095

Support the Friday Night Funkin devs:
ninja-muffin24.itch.io/funkin
www.kickstarter.com/projects/funkin…-full-ass-game/

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This is my adaptation of the popular song from the Rankin and Bass production, "The Year Without a Santa Claus." Rather than having two separate songs, as in the TV show, I have combined them to feature both the Heat Miser and Snow Miser in the same song. I also put in a little bit of playful verbal warfare between the two characters to make the song into a truly epic Christmas battle.

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The official SoundCloud account for SIR Rap Battles! Here you can access my library of rap battle audios, both with and without videos, as well as remixes of other battles.

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