Vladimyr P. as Doug Funnie
Fightmarker as Charlie Brown

Doug Funnie:
I’m writing in my journal cuz Doug really finds it Funnie
That you cannot kick a football; and you still think you can thud me?
When I drop beats on this Peanut; I’ll crack his chances with Peggy
This insecure Caillou look-alike loser cannot compare to me!
The pencil makes my point formally
So I will be the last artist to draw up your conclusion perfectly
This Pumpkin’s not so Great so I’ll give you a Chocolate Swirly
And this will not be the final time I bake Charlie to Brownies

Charlie Brown:
Good Grief! Could you have dragged your entry on any longer?
Even with such little screen time my verse be kicking this harder
Than my chances with a football; you need a reiteration
Cuz the only way you’re fit to win’s in your imagination
You’ve run out of good ideas cuz facing me wasn’t one of them
And Since I’m Smashing Adam, I will just leave you to struggle then
This ain’t the first time a hero Doug his own grave
Ironically enough, you’re the only one needing saved
Cuz The Hamburger Boy couldn’t serve me fresh beef
So I’ll give you a real reason to be causing me grief
So I’ll be flippin’ your Patti cuz your game is awfully crappy
And you couldn’t dare to tag me so why try your best outrapping me?
This is your Biggest Brawl and you’re most certain to fall
Because it seems you couldn’t rock a Beet for me at all
Cuz you’re average and bland it’s like I’m speaking to a wall
Next time I won’t be so nice; you will still ball up and bawl!

Doug Funnie:
But you’ll be the one to suffer, and I’ll surely find it comical
I always make it possible to overcome any obstacle
You flunked that verse you spat; just another thing I should log
And you think you’ll win? What? You smokin’ it up with Snoop, dawg?
You fill me up with rage, but I won’t be one to show it
You must be one in my fan club so I’ll show you how to flow this
Am I makin’ you Jelly with a face fit with my mother?
Charlie Brown’s nothing but bad news, so I’ll smear this peanut butter
And I’ll kick him off the track cuz this what real men are made for
I bring the Peppermint so spicy this child will have to take four
You’re lacking in any leadership; can’t bring more to this fight?
You’re ‘bout as dumb as the rocks you got on Halloween night!
Getting bullied by your allies isn’t typical behavior
Chuck bit more than he can chew cuz this is rock vs paper
We’re alike, you and I, so I understand your strife
But how you Happy with that verse when you’re unhappy with your life?

Charlie Brown:
Your show is buried in embarrassment; my franchise still thrives
Funnily enough I’ll be humiliating Doug Live
With my above-average vocabulary; here is my advisory
Don’t plagiarize my shtick you’ve written down in your diary
I’ve called your Bluff in beating me that’s something I resent
But that horrible try in rhyme is the thing you should repent
Tried to guess on this test be makin’ you feel stressed
So it seems your victory’s not the only thing gone West.

Writer: Vlad
Beat Producer: ESKRY
Mixer: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad

Charlie Brown vs Doug Funnie. Universal Rap Battles

"im gonna kms mixing spamton can suck my cock" - Rayyan

Quizzique as Wario
MetaMachine and Quizzique as Spamton 
Prod. by InsaneBeatz
Beat arrangement by Raisu Battle
Writing by Alchemyking
Art by BMB and Luke Reardon
Mixing by SIR Rap Battles
Thumbnail by Quizzique
Special thanks: SPM1000, Trakked

LYRICS:
Wario:
It’s-a Wario, chump! I’d lend a hand with your business
But even with my gyro game, I haven’t seen someone so Twisted
WAH! Stranger danger; how ‘bout you keep your pants up?
We don’t need this sleazy salesman fetching little kids’ bananas
When I rock up in my sports drip, I’m causing all the racket
Even with your speech gimmick, you can’t square up in this bracket
Old-school anti-hero, ‘stache as crooked as my morals
While you’re a puppet too uncanny for Zemeckis or Del Toro
When it’s rapping or your sales charts, your bars are no good
A keygen won’t help you when you’re in Wario’s Woods
I’m shunning you, just like you were from the Queen’s guest list
Then you tried to shoot your Big Shot, and D’OH, you missed!

Spamton:
GASP… IT’S THE [[Number 1 Dumbass1991]]
WHO LEAVES FANS STARVED FOR CONTENT LIKE [[Wario no show you fun…]]
[[Wario, Where]] WERE THE DISSES YOU PLANTED?
HAD A [[Decent…]] FRANCHISE GOING, BUT YOU JUST COULDN’T [[Land]] IT
TRY AND PASS THAT OFF AS PASSABLE? SOME [[Master of Disguise]]
BUT YOU SHOULD’VE KNOWN, BECAUSE [[GODDAMN TRASH]] IS WHERE I THRIVE!
SHOULDA READ THE CONTRACT, YOUR [[Burns]] ARE CERTAINLY [[v o i d.]]
LEAVE PUNKS SEEING MORE [[Red]] THAN THE [[Virtual Boy]]
AND MY [[“Beta Game”]] IS, HOW DO YOU SAY, [[Kino]]
PLAYERS DODGING [[Bullet Hell]], WHILE YOUR PLAYERS [[Flail with their Wiimotes]]
TRIED TO [[Jumpman]] TO THE [[Wii U]], BUT THAT EFFORT WAS FOR NAUGHT
AND YOUR MICROGAMES WEREN’T THE ONLY THING THAT ENDED IN A [[Bomb?]]

Wario:
WAH! You chump, I blocked that shit like your hyperlinks
That crappy painted sun’s the only time your words are enlightening
My Wario World trumps your damn National Spamton
The Addisons treated your spam mail like lunchmeat: told you to can it
I get a slice of Mona’s Pizza, ‘cause I’m charming and I’m rugged
Sanity hanging by a thread, up until Kris cut it
And you got hyped, but then you died; all that effort was wasted
You’re akin to all my treasures when you’re rotting in the basement!

Spamton:
YOU RIVAL SUSIE, WITH YOUR [[Annoying!]] CRASSNESS
YOU NEED TO TAKE A BATH. HOW ABOUT [[Boiling Acid]]
YOUR [[Wario Laughing]]’s MORE DERANGED THAN MINE, SO TRY AND FACE IT
AND YOU’RE ONE TO TALK, WITH ALL YOUR [[Child Labor Violations]]
[[Shoulder Dash]] OFF OF YOUR HIGH HORSE, IMPERATIVELY
YOU KNOW I’M CASHING MORE [[Kromer]] THAN A [[Charity Stream]]
I’LL TAKE THE [[W]], AND LEAVE YOU WITH YOUR [[Cap]]. [[Deal!]] I WON!
IS THAT [[The Stench of Defeat]], OR IS THAT JUST YOUR [[Elon Musk]]?

Wario vs. Spamton G. Spamton - AK Rap Battles

garbageGothic as Ash
AlisterCadoVO as Rex
Written by SIR Rap Battles
Additional writing help by Psytube, JK03 and E Man
Mixed by Serena
Beat by Hollywood Legend Productions
Additional instruments + Art by MegaPMB
Cover art by M!CAH

Ash (0:10):
I'm Ash from Pallet Town! In battles, man, I'm smacking down
opponents with my pals and now I’ll bring about a pounding when I'm rapping- Wow!
Your stories and designs look pretty complex
I mean, at their Core your female Blades are literally just objects! (Oh!)
I've traveled regions, beaten evil teams, defeated legends 
You can't even lead a team of dweebs without your feeble weapon 
Devs took after your profession and salvaged your wreck of a game
So they could make a better product, leaving dents in your fame!
Go ask Skyla, there's no other trainer fly as me
I've climbed up Leagues and scored a win, you could only climb a tree!
You stumbled into Pyra’s spot just for you to get stabbed? Man, 
You took Jin’s Blade to the heart even worse than Vandham’s!
You've got an Anchor on your arm, how did you miss your Shot in Smash?
Demoted to a costume while she went and took your spot in that
Left orphaned as a kid, man your life is full of tragedy
The World Tree that you reached fell apart just like your family’s! (Ay!)

Rex (0:54):
My life was taken by Jin, that much is right, kid
But I didn't waste it blindly trying to fight a psychic!
I stand beside the child of god, you better bring your legends out
You've got so many movies but there's only one they care about! (Ohhh!)
You wouldn’t know what it feels like to have close ties
Your friendship with Serena shows you’re used to being a Ghost-type! (Uh)
Every new region, your previous squad’s abandoned
At least it makes sense when I switch out my companions!
You want to pocket 'mons, blasting Team Rocket off
But you're as soft as Brock each time he talks to thots
You've got a lot of conviction in your rat ‘mon, true
Did he make your shockingly formulaic plots too?
Your company’s so greedy, it surpasses Bana’s appetite
I pick up scraps that have more use than you in Black and White!
I'm loyal to the Aegis, you seek creatures, catch ‘em and oh, they're gone
Ditching members of your team like “Lose that Pokémon!”

Ash (1:37):
You're one to talk about a formula being used since
Your gameplay’s so autonomous, call it Mecha Evolution!

Rex (1:43):
No wonder your show's littered with Dittos, because you'd copy too 
Dancing in unison, fusing your wishes? That's a Dragon Ball Z-Move/ballsy move!

Ash (1:48):
Me and Pikachu, we'll work as one to parry you! 
Give your Gramps a break with how hard he’s gotta carry you! 
Your partner held a death wish from her scars, she had no choice
Man, I'd wish to die too if I had to keep hearing your voice! (Uh)
Those verses reeked of filth like you had Mythra cook it up
Your burden’s making you break down in tears, yet you still took it up!
You soon got overshadowed by your predecessor’s port
And it left a Leftherian more washed up than his mom’s corpse!

Rex (2:10):
Stop the cap, Ash, and just stick to flipping yours like a dimwit
Such a cash grab, you'd even sell out singing songs for Christmas 
You pursue to show up every trainer that you know
But you refuse to grow up, though? Damn, you really are just Thunder Stoned!
Dropped on my console, gained acclaim, I'm making Switch dubs
You only gained a team of blander writers when you switched dubs!
And if we're talking ‘bout parents, looks like you've got it harder
You're the very best like no one ever was at losing fathers!

Ash Ketchum vs Rex (Xenoblade). SIR Rap Battles Season 2 (ft. garbageGothic & AlisterCadoVO)

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Q0jeUAXOOpk9U1HxPzHXrU4-oq2NWJuA8U_zRIKU0kk/edit
Rosenthal as Zuko
ThatAdorableFox as Weiss
Written by MetaMachine and Legengo
Mixed by Serena
Beat Arrangement by Mega PMB
Thumbnail by JK03
Beat by Jordan Beats and Didker
Directing Help by RaccoonBroVA
Hint for next time: "Robot Riot"

Weiss Schnee vs. Zuko

Hi, this is my first competently made rap battle created by a mediocre rapper and writer (that's me). This is the rap battle of the century right here with 2 hot-headed emo badasses against each other in a battle of wits and strength! We have Prince Vegeta, the prince of all Saiyans and a protagonist of Akira Toriyama's Dragon Ball, against Rodrick Heffley, the main antagonist of Jeff Kinney's Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Enjoy!

Voiced, mixed and written by me
Beat produced by Hollywood Legend Productions
Thumbnail by me
Additional help: thank you auby

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VEGETA
I’m the Prince of all Saiyans, you just can’t compete
You’re a punk from a band that nobody peeps
This little kid thinks he’s the shit and that he will get laid
But he’s just a damn prick who’ll never get any praise.
I’d leave you pissing your pants, but your bro did that for me
You just stand no chance, I’ll take what you have of glory
Rocking in mother’s basement, thinking you got talent
Go home to your lame sticks and cry your heart out, bitch

RODRICK
(Tch) What was that flow dude? Did it go run off with ya’ tail?
I should be rehearsing right now and hangin’ with hot females!
While you spend all day trying to train,
I’ve got bitches in my name, I’ll put this Prince to shame.
I can see through your ego from your gigantic forehead
You can’t be a Saiyan Prince when you’re dead.
Against me, I really hope you break a leg, you idiot.
Prince of all Saiyans? More like Prince of I don’t give a shit.

VEGETA
I’ve been through hell and back, you’ve been through smells and snacks
You’re a spoiled brat whose mom beats his ass!

RODRICK
You’re such a crybaby; surprised you haven’t Löded your Diper
Your chick don’t need to fret when you’re gone ‘cuz I’m here!

VEGETA
How dare you mention my Bulma that way! You’re gonna pay!
That musical talent’s even faker than your fame 
This emo twit had better quit, though I’m sure he’s heard that sentiment
So I’ll leave you dead silent like the people in your audience.

RODRICK
I’m going to kill you. Literally kill you.
Clearly you need some rap trainin’ cuz you look like you need a Senzu
Looks like you came up “short” again, turd burglar
Droppin’ this mic harder than the fist that got your father murdered

Vegeta vs. Rodrick - Rap Battle!

Quizzique as Buggy the Clown
Danii as Hercule Satan

Cameos by: Tibbie and M!CAH

Beat Produced by: InsaneBeatz
Written by: Danii
Mixed and Mastered by: Danii
Thumbnail by: Trakked

Lyrics:

Buggy:
Move it, doofus, I’ll take over this town now
Let’s get to it, make sure this hippie’s drowned out
I’ll pursue this stupid with huge hits, yeah you got the knuckles
But fuck the One Piece, I’m moving in multiple
I threw hands with Admirals, now everyone admires me
I don’t need a treasure, Stampede covered that entirely
If you think that Goku was just magic, check these bombs here
Blow you up ‘cause Satan never matches with this god tier

*bomb blows up on Satan*

Hercule:
Uhhh, that hit nothing, ouch
I’m Mr. Satan, bitch, so best quit fuckin’ round
Get off Shanks’s penis dude, you don’t want a real dispute
Red nose gay for red hair, so I’ll be you and eat this fruit
You’re switching up on your crewmates with not at all guilt?
Damn, you really bring new meanings to Cross Guild
That was some nice rapping ‘cause we saw your timed lackin’
But this is my passion, people only care about you when it came to live action
(Hoo ha!) Check my live actions (Yea!)
The great Satan only needs two rhymes to drive captains (Dead!)
Off to the abyss, I’ll beat you then eat lunch (I’m having sushi!)
But you? I think you’d be craving more of the punch (yeah!!!)

*punches Buggy’s head clean off*

Mr. Satan:
what

Kid:
Wow Mr. Satan! You knocked his head off!

Mr. Satan:
Uh- yeah! No need to thank me

*it comes back*

Mr. Satan:
WHAT THE FUCK

Buggy:
Abra cadabra, boom shaka dae!
I’m Buggy the Clown, and I’m back like a vertebrae
Don’t you dare call me gay when your wife’s name is Miguel
How about I hit her with a cream pie! And something else
I stay Oda’s favorite character, make like him and remember
Take your daughter and cherish her, she’ll be caught in the ember
I’ll beat you both up in the hospital, leave no family members
And then I’ll-

Prisoner:
Do you want any help with that, Buggy?

Buggy:
NOT RIGHT NOW!!

WE MAKIN’ IT OUT OF IMPEL DOWN WITH THIS CATALOG
I thought you’d be good at rapping with half your fights dialogue
So while you get one shotted by Trunks, no swordsman even bothers!
Just stay babysitting Buu, the final time you’ll be a father

Hercule:
Wait! I apologize for my Hercule Satan flow
If I knew you’d be this diabolical I wouldn’t have go
Wait, didn’t you lose half your limbs, Rudolph?
May have lost ‘em now with Gaimon, so go take my huge cock!
You may have had some slaves and thought your status was a joke
But you needed Roger for that spot, while I did it all alone
I’ll let you give up now, meat shield, ‘cause you’ll be burned at stakes
Send the star clown to the moon! Now earth is safe

Buggy:
I’m still here y’know

Hercule:
That takes a little while, I’m just chargin’ up, that’s all!

Buggy:
You’re weird, and not even worth my power, I’m out

Buggy the Clown vs. Mr. Satan - #18

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LdIafMGAcpP0FaRb4KDMNbFWEl7_G97Qr_j5aLas3XY/edit
Quizzique as Mettaton
Azia as Nano Shinonome
Jingle Deleon as Hakase
Written by MetaMachine
Mixing and Thumbnail by SIR Rap Battles
Beat arrangement by Mega PMB
Beat by Bob Bradley and Tim Garland
Hint for next time: "Lives through their creations"

Mettaton vs. Nano Shinonome

Rosenthal as Goner Kid
Quizzique as Omen
Written by Raisu Battle
Beat by Ihaksi
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Special thanks to AlchemyKing, Grenade, RaccoonBroVA, and my dad (1962-2024)

Goner Kid:
Have you ever thought about a world in which your game never launched?
One where the devs of League didn’t need to give shooters a shot?
Their years of building unique Legends proven to be for naught,
When they just copied your first slate of Agents from Overwatch?
I’ve found no Value in Valorant, any Fun went stale
Your sluggish button-mashing gameplay reeks of Thundersnail
This hunter’s tale ended with him tragically slashed in two?
I’d get more cheerful conversations out of Napstablook
The thought terrifies me… How can I stay composed…
When after two more lines I’ll have to hear your painful groans?
Your earthen ties are worse than Monsterkind’s, denied your death
A phantom of a memory I hope that I’ll forget…

Omen:
This Controller’s known to bring the smoke and get the kills goin’
So when you face me on the mic, you’ve met an ill Omen
Through all the weapon schematics and battles I’ve encountered
I’m not surprised that this Shorty’s lacking in firepower
I render foes Blind, but here I see that’s futile
What would it do against one who already lacks pupils?
Now Gaster’s pupil serves their fandom as a source of lore
But our Entry Number Seventeen is more a Tour de Force
I’m known to live on the edge, despite my prior slaughter
You live alone on an edge, no one to hype a Goner
Your darkness only grows? My shadows cut even deeper
Not talkin’ Overwatch, but I’ll teach you to fear the reaper

Goner Kid:
I feel a little better since you’re done with those remarks
Guess you lack the venom ‘cause your bond with Viper broke apart
Yet you speak of relevance when yours was lost in Patch 2?
I guess everything functions perfectly without you…

Omen:
You forgot your place: relegated to the side-content
Spouting constant insecurities as if you’re Shyren-Head
Run back to your idol for the help you keep relying on
And I’ll show your whole Underground who’s truly the Undying one

Goner Kid vs Omen - Raisu Battle (ft. Rosenthal and Quizzique)

Mx vs The Juggernaut - RAP BATTLE!!!!!
MX: VariousVoicesVa 
Juggernaut: VariousVoicesVa 
Beat:  https://youtu.be/cCwLevZ-sds?si=2K6slZk0CMQybYiN 
Art: BuffaloBrandon

0:10
Juggernaut:
 Big red bullet
Walls? I'm running through it
 You can not stop this
CAUSE IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH 


I'm a Rapid runner who races through rain.
Ruthless racing, i never refrain.
Running across rugged terrain,
run with resilience, never in vain.


Reach for the finish line, I attain.
But you lost in your own game 
Runnin with purpose, you run to sustain.
you lost to a child, ill always remain.


 It seems you couldn't keep up
 So now you're looking beat up
 You got lyrically stomped 
 In simple words, get fucked



0:41
Mx:
 Oh wow, Another lost soul stumbled into my game
 Though this time it's different, this kid seems deranged
Oh, Sorry let me introduce myself to you
I'm Mario! Now let's get started WAHOO!

Running through rugged ravines?
Running with reckless abandon, it seems. 
Can't run through your acholic father
This Grandad’ll make you go no farther

What kind of name is can-head
I see why you're forgotten 
It's time I turn you into a fable 
When this Cain gets dis-able-d


 You're a one trick pony, I'm not talking Pinkimena 
 No matter where you go, i will always find ya
 So I'll squash you so hard, youll start seeing stars
 Your lack of innocence Definitely won't get you far

1:22
Juggernaut:
 Shut up! You don't know my story, I existed before you
 I'm a living legend you're just exe’s tool
 I'll leave you a bloody stain, right apon the wall
Time for you to Powerdown and look to me in awe!

1:32
Mx:
YOU WILL BECOME A STAIN ON MY SHOE! (RUN)
… YOU CANT RUN FOREVER LITTLE GUY(RUN)
… BECAUSE JUST LIKE LUCAS REAL SOON  (RUN)
YOULL MEET YOUR DEMISE!!! (RUN *LAUGH) WAHOO!!
now on YouTube: https://youtu.be/lc9R5f4t9-I?si=VEhOrWyzxmEdOmoe

Mx vs The Juggernaut

MX vs The Juggernaut - RAP BATTLE!!!!!!!

Full battle on YouTube: https://youtu.be/-FQaX1d6ZVk


Kyubey Verse 1

I know it must be odd for you to hear another’s words
Since you’re living in a prison that took centuries to unearth

Your greatest strength in battle used to be the words you speak
But most recently you barely open your mouth more than me

My kind saw our dying universe and now we give it help
We make more energy than a fallen star like yourself

We harvest energy from emotional teenage girls
I could grant a wish to Claudia and wipe out your whole world


Aaravos Verse 1 

This is the champion who’s been appointed to defeat me?
He’s just a predator who wants young girls to get some grief seed

You don’t know true magic, I make tainted mages black out
So stay on my good side and you can be my little cat pal

Your sole purpose is repurposing souls
It took Madoka just a couple days to learn your true goals

When I reveal mine to others you’ll find me burning some holes
In Lux Aurea’s throne, now Xadia’s under my control 


Kyubey Verse 2

The way the world found out your motives is even more tragic
Young girls figured out us both, but yours didn’t even need magic

Now your name has been erased from all of Xadia’s history
I can’t even imagine how small your soul gem must be

But why do you cause this chaos, you don’t get an upper hand
And your power never grew, pride is hard to understand

Logically, you were arrested and the dragons had you sentenced
To a life in prison where you face eternal self-reflection


Aaravos Verse 2

Maybe put some of your energy towards your performance 
Since your voice has become the primal source of my boredom

It’s clear that you would lose even the most simple of feuds
Because Kyubey is even less powerful than my cube

Now King Harrow is gone due to the peril I’ve caused
While your whole plan has been stopped by made up anime schlock

So your mind has now been shattered like my prison and my king
Your story wrapped up with ribbons while I still pull the strings


► CREDITS: 

Tibbie as Kyubey

ForgottenSon as Aaravos

Written by PowerPoint Rap Battles

Art by 3ple

Beat Prod. by Tone Jonez

Mixed by Danii

Cover art by JK03

Special thanks to Kobe van Bogaert, SwordTee40, and RNG

Aaravos vs Kyubey. PowerPoint Rap Battles (ft. Tibbie and ForgottenSon)

dont know why that "egomanic" guy rejected this mix.

Buggy the Clown vs. Mr. Satan - #18

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