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dilly as parappa the rapper
danii as talking ben

written by dilly, danii, and swoldow
mixed by kennyfreestyle
beat prod. by kennyfreestyle
art by limjj and nooby
cover art by rabi
series logo by timelord

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Parappa the Rapper vs Talking Ben - Rap Battle! (2022)

Mario Is Missing but the Mario Movie VAs sings it (cover by Crashy Boi)

Tord Red Fury: Halloween Update | Bloodsucker

FNF VS PIBBY SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK - DOUBLE TROUBLEMAKER

Double TroubleMaker - FNF Glitched Legends

"im gonna kms mixing spamton can suck my cock" - Rayyan

Quizzique as Wario
MetaMachine and Quizzique as Spamton 
Prod. by InsaneBeatz
Beat arrangement by Raisu Battle
Writing by Alchemyking
Art by BMB and Luke Reardon
Mixing by SIR Rap Battles
Thumbnail by Quizzique
Special thanks: SPM1000, Trakked

LYRICS:
Wario:
It’s-a Wario, chump! I’d lend a hand with your business
But even with my gyro game, I haven’t seen someone so Twisted
WAH! Stranger danger; how ‘bout you keep your pants up?
We don’t need this sleazy salesman fetching little kids’ bananas
When I rock up in my sports drip, I’m causing all the racket
Even with your speech gimmick, you can’t square up in this bracket
Old-school anti-hero, ‘stache as crooked as my morals
While you’re a puppet too uncanny for Zemeckis or Del Toro
When it’s rapping or your sales charts, your bars are no good
A keygen won’t help you when you’re in Wario’s Woods
I’m shunning you, just like you were from the Queen’s guest list
Then you tried to shoot your Big Shot, and D’OH, you missed!

Spamton:
GASP… IT’S THE [[Number 1 Dumbass1991]]
WHO LEAVES FANS STARVED FOR CONTENT LIKE [[Wario no show you fun…]]
[[Wario, Where]] WERE THE DISSES YOU PLANTED?
HAD A [[Decent…]] FRANCHISE GOING, BUT YOU JUST COULDN’T [[Land]] IT
TRY AND PASS THAT OFF AS PASSABLE? SOME [[Master of Disguise]]
BUT YOU SHOULD’VE KNOWN, BECAUSE [[GODDAMN TRASH]] IS WHERE I THRIVE!
SHOULDA READ THE CONTRACT, YOUR [[Burns]] ARE CERTAINLY [[v o i d.]]
LEAVE PUNKS SEEING MORE [[Red]] THAN THE [[Virtual Boy]]
AND MY [[“Beta Game”]] IS, HOW DO YOU SAY, [[Kino]]
PLAYERS DODGING [[Bullet Hell]], WHILE YOUR PLAYERS [[Flail with their Wiimotes]]
TRIED TO [[Jumpman]] TO THE [[Wii U]], BUT THAT EFFORT WAS FOR NAUGHT
AND YOUR MICROGAMES WEREN’T THE ONLY THING THAT ENDED IN A [[Bomb?]]

Wario:
WAH! You chump, I blocked that shit like your hyperlinks
That crappy painted sun’s the only time your words are enlightening
My Wario World trumps your damn National Spamton
The Addisons treated your spam mail like lunchmeat: told you to can it
I get a slice of Mona’s Pizza, ‘cause I’m charming and I’m rugged
Sanity hanging by a thread, up until Kris cut it
And you got hyped, but then you died; all that effort was wasted
You’re akin to all my treasures when you’re rotting in the basement!

Spamton:
YOU RIVAL SUSIE, WITH YOUR [[Annoying!]] CRASSNESS
YOU NEED TO TAKE A BATH. HOW ABOUT [[Boiling Acid]]
YOUR [[Wario Laughing]]’s MORE DERANGED THAN MINE, SO TRY AND FACE IT
AND YOU’RE ONE TO TALK, WITH ALL YOUR [[Child Labor Violations]]
[[Shoulder Dash]] OFF OF YOUR HIGH HORSE, IMPERATIVELY
YOU KNOW I’M CASHING MORE [[Kromer]] THAN A [[Charity Stream]]
I’LL TAKE THE [[W]], AND LEAVE YOU WITH YOUR [[Cap]]. [[Deal!]] I WON!
IS THAT [[The Stench of Defeat]], OR IS THAT JUST YOUR [[Elon Musk]]?

Wario vs. Spamton G. Spamton - AK Rap Battles

ArcadeKitten battles are back on the menu (I say, as if the last one wasn't a week ago)

Snakebite126 as Bobble the Clown
M!CAH as Lambchop
Prod. by Anywaywell
Beat arrangement by Raisu Battle
Writing by Alchemyking
Mixing by Spadical
Thumbnail by Elizalkin
Special thanks: garbageGothic, Rosenthal, Quizzique, all the Maryheads

LYRICS:
Bobble the Clown:
Hey, kids! Welcome to my show! I… where are the tots at?
Oh, you must be the mentally immature one, ‘cause otherwise, you would’ve passed out from my broadcast!
Right, now we’ve got that cleared up. As a shop owner, deals are what you’d mostly be closing,
But unfortunately for you, there’s also a wolf tryna get in the clothes of this wolf in sheep’s clothing
But of course, you fell for the one person in your town you couldn’t pack in your articles. 
Tell me, are you crushing on that star witch because her magic can fix your lack of any heartstrings to pull?
Then she says “I can fix him”, but even she can’t once I’ve gutted this Tumblr cutie.
How’s a killer supposed to be threatening with resurrection? ArcadeKitten might as well be a fucking PUSSY!
So when I’m throwing these hands, you’ll be tortured and damned like all of the soldiers in camps
Makes sense that this sheep would flock to what’s popular - he stole all the trends from Cult of the Lamb
Now kids, I may be loud on the air, but your head’s in the clouds if you’re scared of this fantasy monster
Prepare for another Kitchen Surprise, as I lead another lamb to the slaughter

Lambchop:
Welcome to my shop! I assure you, there’s many sweets to try
But maybe you should hold off, ‘cause you’ve already got a sickeningly saccharine redesign!
(sigh) You know what? I’m already bored of dissing this clown who’s a literal hack
So I’m dragging you off like I’m Dr. [[REDACTED]]; mark the second time you’ll be in the back
It’ll soon be clear your doom is near - bet you’ve never seen a sheep with pruning shears
You’ll be decapitated like Raj; how about I sell Bobble’s head as a souvenir?
Pennywise on a penny’s budget is hardly bringing scary content
Sure, you may hate me, but look into my eyes; you think you can win a staring contest?
Thought you’d be a famous horror star, but dropped off the air like Stella
Facing off ‘gainst me is a gutsy move, but like Ruuuuby, I’m fed up
You’re the clown, and your whole damn site’s a circus, but not one I’d visit for fun
After I’ve left Bobble bodybagged, the record of your loss is data you’ll wish stays expunged

Bobble the Clown:
Wanna put up a fight, but your verse was underweight; for a butcher, I thought you could pack meat
Even before your mind was changed, you alwarys stood out as the black sheep
In Stella’s village, her plan was to keep them happy, ‘til she found this piece of crap’s secret stash
All it took was a wave of her hand to erase your brain more than any Grade A amnesiac!
I don’t even need to learn to stay unnoticed, ‘cause there’s, like, six guys in your Potemkin village
Grab a mosquito trap and leave your business as embers! Remember, kids; it’s the most effective method for getting rid of pests and insects
Leaving necks slit’s how you get her attention and end up as close souls?
Tell me, Lambchop: how does my average episode have a less fucked-up moral?

Lambchop
You’re getting under people’s skin, but I’m not talking that when I say you’re a boring twat
Where’s your entourage? Well, either way, when I break your legs, you’ll need a different supporting cast
Biggest threat you could make is doxxing, creeping and peeping on researchers
But Ronald McDonald over here can’t even bring enough beef for a decent burger
This is not the place for you, I could chop off all your bodyweight and still make it in time for my coffee break
But you’ve already been locked away to rot away, makes sense why you’re marked as “Safe”
Well, it’s been an honor, but there’s no doubt who won in this bout of cannibalistic villainy
SCP-993’s been terminated, and there’ll soon be more fresh meat for delivery

Bobble the Clown (SCP Foundation) vs. Lambchop (Sweet No Death) - AK Rap Battles

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Q0jeUAXOOpk9U1HxPzHXrU4-oq2NWJuA8U_zRIKU0kk/edit
Rosenthal as Zuko
ThatAdorableFox as Weiss
Written by MetaMachine and Legengo
Mixed by Serena
Beat Arrangement by Mega PMB
Thumbnail by JK03
Beat by Jordan Beats and Didker
Directing Help by RaccoonBroVA
Hint for next time: "Robot Riot"

Weiss Schnee vs. Zuko

Quizzique as Buggy the Clown
Danii as Hercule Satan

Cameos by: Tibbie and M!CAH

Beat Produced by: InsaneBeatz
Written by: Danii
Mixed and Mastered by: Danii
Thumbnail by: Trakked

Lyrics:

Buggy:
Move it, doofus, I’ll take over this town now
Let’s get to it, make sure this hippie’s drowned out
I’ll pursue this stupid with huge hits, yeah you got the knuckles
But fuck the One Piece, I’m moving in multiple
I threw hands with Admirals, now everyone admires me
I don’t need a treasure, Stampede covered that entirely
If you think that Goku was just magic, check these bombs here
Blow you up ‘cause Satan never matches with this god tier

*bomb blows up on Satan*

Hercule:
Uhhh, that hit nothing, ouch
I’m Mr. Satan, bitch, so best quit fuckin’ round
Get off Shanks’s penis dude, you don’t want a real dispute
Red nose gay for red hair, so I’ll be you and eat this fruit
You’re switching up on your crewmates with not at all guilt?
Damn, you really bring new meanings to Cross Guild
That was some nice rapping ‘cause we saw your timed lackin’
But this is my passion, people only care about you when it came to live action
(Hoo ha!) Check my live actions (Yea!)
The great Satan only needs two rhymes to drive captains (Dead!)
Off to the abyss, I’ll beat you then eat lunch (I’m having sushi!)
But you? I think you’d be craving more of the punch (yeah!!!)

*punches Buggy’s head clean off*

Mr. Satan:
what

Kid:
Wow Mr. Satan! You knocked his head off!

Mr. Satan:
Uh- yeah! No need to thank me

*it comes back*

Mr. Satan:
WHAT THE FUCK

Buggy:
Abra cadabra, boom shaka dae!
I’m Buggy the Clown, and I’m back like a vertebrae
Don’t you dare call me gay when your wife’s name is Miguel
How about I hit her with a cream pie! And something else
I stay Oda’s favorite character, make like him and remember
Take your daughter and cherish her, she’ll be caught in the ember
I’ll beat you both up in the hospital, leave no family members
And then I’ll-

Prisoner:
Do you want any help with that, Buggy?

Buggy:
NOT RIGHT NOW!!

WE MAKIN’ IT OUT OF IMPEL DOWN WITH THIS CATALOG
I thought you’d be good at rapping with half your fights dialogue
So while you get one shotted by Trunks, no swordsman even bothers!
Just stay babysitting Buu, the final time you’ll be a father

Hercule:
Wait! I apologize for my Hercule Satan flow
If I knew you’d be this diabolical I wouldn’t have go
Wait, didn’t you lose half your limbs, Rudolph?
May have lost ‘em now with Gaimon, so go take my huge cock!
You may have had some slaves and thought your status was a joke
But you needed Roger for that spot, while I did it all alone
I’ll let you give up now, meat shield, ‘cause you’ll be burned at stakes
Send the star clown to the moon! Now earth is safe

Buggy:
I’m still here y’know

Hercule:
That takes a little while, I’m just chargin’ up, that’s all!

Buggy:
You’re weird, and not even worth my power, I’m out

Buggy the Clown vs. Mr. Satan - #18

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LdIafMGAcpP0FaRb4KDMNbFWEl7_G97Qr_j5aLas3XY/edit
Quizzique as Mettaton
Azia as Nano Shinonome
Jingle Deleon as Hakase
Written by MetaMachine
Mixing and Thumbnail by SIR Rap Battles
Beat arrangement by Mega PMB
Beat by Bob Bradley and Tim Garland
Hint for next time: "Lives through their creations"

Mettaton vs. Nano Shinonome

Skibidi Toilet : Danii
Tolietnator : Matt Raichous

Beat Prod : Anywaywell
Written by Kamren
Mixed by Kamren

Skibidi Toilet :
(Uh) Skibidi Skibidi, you do not want to mess with me
(Uh) KND, KND, as a threat they don't take you seriously
So why should I? A single dop dop
(Yes yes!) Can give you the drop, drop
One look from my boss, it's all the attention you'll ever get
And then.. you're simply fucking dead
Wasn’t invited to one but you’re getting cooked out
Doubt you’re even shit to me cuz I got a Potty Mouth
So many eyes on me, my rivals are fuckin cameras now
What are you going to do to me buddy? Flush me down?
(Yes yes!) I’m built different, you’re not even a real one when it come to villains
Between a candy pirate and some guy on fire
You’re more the bottom five so maybe just retire
I’ve got twenty goddamn seasons to my name
While your show got canned being lost in space
All the adults sat down, took over the human race
But if you’ve something to say, say it to my face

Toiletnator :
Now listen up! I won’t be taking crap from someone in your state
Ohio or not, you still look like you’re shit faced
But joining whatever Youtube’s got you for? You’re kidding
I’ve outgrown your childish shorts and it's not even worth fitting!
I get the balls rolling cuz I’m king of toilet bowls!
You only get eyeballs rolling when you’re seen in the recommended scroll
Like SFM, you’re slow and rushed your verse faster than your episodes
Didn’t think that’s what DaFuq meant when he saw your shitpost explode
And now you’re just the compost of all the content farms on the site
Caused so much of a shitstorm, I’d take you down with a copyright strike
But like all the appeals your victims post, you’re not up for a fight
Rip the head from that dirty bowl and I’d just call it a night

Skibidi Toilet : 
Makes sense why you’re paired with me, you’ve done nothing but stretches
Bitch, better clean your own damn rim with how bad that stench is!
Even the TV guys would abandon ya and give a thumbs down
When the biggest threat you pose is TPing someone’s house

Toiletnator : 
I won’t be the butt of the joke to some remix from TikTok!
So I’ll plunge his mouth and save the ears of every adult who watched
I hate you so next time, don’t be a violator
Or you’ll again feel the wrath of the Toiletnator!

Skibidi Toilet vs Toiletnator - Rap Battle! (ft. Danii & Matt Raichous)

Figured I’d start uploading more of my more recent battles to here.

Mancha as Superhorse
Tommy Salommy as Aquarrior

Written by MC Fawful
Beat by Valentine Productions
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Cover-Art by MC Fawful
Special thanks to Cranice

LYRICS:

Superhorse:
Out of all the 90s cartoons, this one they thought would stick?
Well, let’s do this like your only season, pal, and make it quick!
Now, I’ve sided with pigs, but they haven’t had as much hacks,
As this wack slashing kid who really thinks he’s all that!
So when I put pen to paper, this cage’ll meet his maker!
Only got famous by being another PSA faker!
Cause when you were designed at first, it seems you met a cruel fate,
Dude, you look like Captain Planet morphed to fight off Kool-Aid.

Aquarrior:
You can’t talk about my looks when you’ve got your places switched up,
I mean, this city horse? They must’ve had the farm-mixed up.
I’d reckon you’re taking second, so this battle? You’ll lose it!
Cause if you wanna bring beef… ask your villain to do it.
Don’t need Mr. Mineral to go and rock the mic!
So go back into traffic if you wanna try and stop this fight!
I’ve seen plastic bottles that have better rapping,
So face me and my blade and you’ll surely be left packing!
I’ll go spin discs so wicked against this critter that’s vintage,
There’s no need to pull the plug when he’s already sinking!
Don’t try to steal the win when all your copies are misused!
Cause it seems stealing from other heroes’ your biggest issue!

Superhorse:
You must be Crazy if you think I would fear this,
Even your Animation’s more Alive than your lyrics!
Spent decades in the pit of obscurity you’re hiding in,
Seems you’re not really a King at blowing up like Hydrogen.
Speaking of, maybe ask for tips on how to spit,
Cause right now, it looks like your ice castle’s all that’s got drip.
You can’t take my throne of 90s media when we forgot you!
You’re the heir? I’m in the air! Dude, I’m already above you!
I’m ripping a fake like a page and I’ll say that they’ll be in more hues than a cape!
Been making the bank while you’re raking in hate and I’m leaving you drowned like a foe in a lake!
I could claim it was a mistake to be clowning your show,
But I guess you should be used to being surrounded by flow!

Aquarrior:
I thought this fly kid would show some more violence,
Should’ve made like your cape’s initials and stayed silent.
Wanted to go take the gold, but you’ll stay at number two,
Cause when I go sound the horns, Superhorse will meet his doom!
Pushed your writers to the edge, tried to make a quack comic,
Then your story fell off worse than your first villain, how ironic.
It’s time I close the book on this foal, your whole story bores me,
So you don’t need to can it when the press did it for me!

Buggy the Clown vs. Mr. Satan - #18

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