Attack on Titan manga spoilers ahead!

Video dropping hopefully June 5th!

Seth W. as Roy Mustang
Nekomancer as Levi Ackerman

Alanon as Erwin Smith
Ken as Hange Zoe

Beat Produced by: ERMASHOV
Written by: Dani Frias
Mixed by: Dani Frias
Flow Test by: Dani Frias
Thumbnail by: Trakked

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SlDakdc4q63w2wMaBfpt3jUsuk7GIihwSU95neCDlfI/edit?usp=sharing

Roy Mustang vs. Levi Ackerman - #9

Wave 1 goes to a close with a battle that's been in production for quite some time. Very happy with its release though

Video release most likely on Jun. 29th. There will still be something Jun. 5th!!

Joe/Jenni No Mercy as Saitama
MetalFireVA as All Might

Beat Produced by: Rob Kelly and Emily Lin
Written by: Dani Frias, Jason Carreon, and Rabi
Additional Writing Help by: MetaMachine, Kamren and Dargon
Mixed by: Dani Frias
Flow Test by: Dani Frias
Thumbnail by: Kamren

Lyrics:

Saitama:
I’m forced to battle a teacher who’s known for losing to beginners?
Wait ‘til the public hears I’ve whooped your ass then went on with my dinner
Should be used to being brand friendly; while I smack heavy, you're a fad ready
to laugh plenty and pack pennies, all for a sham? Test me
You’re scared of some hand man, so why fight when I can just kill you with one of them
Your fans are demandin’ that when it comes to villains, I’ll go in to punish ‘em
A hero for fun can’t believe this, a case is the thing you’re succeedin’
When you’re creepin’ by little boys just like an even worse Garou and saying to “eat this”
Didn’t think this steroid freak would end up on the menu
Getting really scared over a bigger old fart than you
Bruh, it took you an episode to exceed my powers
Only for you to wind up at the hospital with little flowers
and let’s talk about how Donald Trump was yelling cities then
You look like your phrase is “Plus Ultra: Make U.A Great Again!”, damn

All Might:
Young Saitama, think I’ve made this fight clear 
A balanced breakfast won’t be saving you now, ‘cause I’m here
But if you gave more than wind I’d say that you’re something fairly new
then you took a bite from blades, okay you dull Mary Sue
I best start hearing better words from him
The people praise me, 
While you’re paranoid Speed of Sound Sonic says “I never heard of him”
This fan toy’s just too bland, boy, Midoriya wins his battles
but once Genos leaves his door, his gears are already in a hassle
But I’m All Might, kid, I got more flow than the Deep Sea King
While you got decent power with no happiness to be seeking

Saitama:
Ok.
Woah, Mr. Incredible’s packing bars, shit
Prisoner has got better of them, I’ll disregard it
Respiratory organs gone? Knew you’d choke when that music had
But the icon soars to the top when his place gets taken by abusive dads?
Stupid and sad, one third of what you once were All Might
Can’t have shit in Detroit Smash but with half of one, I crawl fine
So here’s my Symboled Peace of mind, have it for the media
Your retired ass should go back to charades, My Boomer Academia

All Might:
Did bargain day have those rhymes? This Mr. Clean’s quite gutsy
If you cut me, you still won’t grow hair, I like ya’ cut g
I’m here to end the inconsistent show I’ve gotta flow to
This overpowered mess now powerless would still get his ass beat by Goku
Don’t you know dude, I beat try-hards like you back in my prime
I’d take another vacation and still go stop your crimes
Win is mine, while the cheap laugh Mob Psycho can hide in shame
You can go have a banana for pushing my buttons in here when you suck at fighting games
A cookie cutter star or, got no one to drop bars for
Training some robot armed bore, but Krillin here's just cardboard
Goes to show you’re not hardcore, I’ll be leaving this match, see
I’d take you to my school too but you’d be below Class C

Saitama vs. All Might - #10

HI VIOLET!!

New logo by AaronGSalas

ZodiacKiaran as L
Snakebite126 as Makoto Naegi

Mishahaham as Byakuya Togami
Kamren as Monokuma

Beat Produced by: Smoke
Written by: Dani Frias
Mixed by: Dani Frias
Thumbnail by: Rabi
Flow Test by: Dani Frias

Lyrics:

L:
A freshman here surely won't make me tame
Am I really fighting the one who dropped the same three games?
I'd say feel shame, you're lucky I'm not Kira 'cause in this wit battle, you’d be a dead man
Half of your cast is more lifeless than a corpse, and I thought that I was a deadpan
But the head can go off and say that there's similarities in you and I?
You could call this a bout with Sakura, 'cause it's suicide
How are you a lucky kid but still got in a killing game
now marketed for yucky kids. Now I say that's a thriller, ay?
You tried to rock drip 'cause you saw the blood doing the same from your classmates
You were still seen as the traitor, so it's best you stay in last place
Why are you rapping? After Jump Force, can I really trust Chunsoft?
You're half of me, Naegi, you'll only play the cards too soft
So with this verse, I may as well end your miserable hell
You can call me….'cause you're taking the L

Naegi:
Uh, no, that's wrong! I found an error in your whole rap
It seems you're the culprit of that trash, so now I'll roll back 
I saved the world that almost went to billions of pieces 
While this emo was eating some cake and then grabbing on Misa's

Togami:
Tell 'em, Naegi

Naegi:
I got it!
You can't destroy me, I am the mascot of hope, while yours is one that I'm avoiding
They really made the top class of the FBI a Femboy Hooters employee?
You can't just toy me, not with your reasoning that real cases would just go and defile
You lost to a kid that'd be wetting himself if we dare got in trial
Don't see your smile,
I don't think that was in your files
Ryuzaki here's just in denial 
That I did more than him when I actually left the house more than a mile
This proof here is all that I need to show that I can diss foes
You gonna call the whole task force holding that little flip phone?
Can't spit, no? Looking like every 2000 anime. Don't think you're better
You're just what happens if they combined Tokyo Ghoul with the premise of Dexter
I have no pressure. You fall over Shinigamis so why bare this sight?
I'd say to have a seat but it seems you can't even do that right
Best get your feet off the furniture that I've gone and won on
Guess being handcuffed with Light was the only time you've touched someone

L:
How were those Truth Bullets? You barely fired shots
Dissing me 'cause I was locked in a room 
that your parents were killed in to move on with plot
I spit venom like a snake, while your only snake's Sayaka
Your fake messiah mentality won't even impress Matsuda
A low budget T-pose telling me that all of my stuff is dirt?
You're not even a detective. Kyoko did all your work
I'll make sure this'll stick, 'cause that verse was abysmal
How could you spit it sick? Your blood is Pepto Bismol
But I'll give you this strawberry for trying to be someone worthy of
This tennis match is over, kid. You can call it 30-love 

Naegi:
The Future Foundation would laugh at your present success, give it a rest
How can you mention tennis giving positions to kids playing chess
There's nothing I'll get when it comes to your pale self, it's beyond if I may help
The mastermind would've been happy at seeing your killing game of brain cells
I think we've left this on a closing note all covered
I left Lawliet on the floor like

Monokuma:
A body's been discovered!

L vs. Makoto Naegi - #11

Not sure if this'll get a video (leaning more on the it will but yea). Wanted to redeem my boy Vegeta writing wise.

Shadow Zel as Zuko
Dani Frias as Vegeta

Beat Produced by: 2Deep
Written by: Dani Frias
Additional Writing Help by: MetaMachine
Mixed by: Dani Frias
Flow Test by: Dani Frias
Thumbnail by: Trakked

Lyrics:

Zuko:
Call up Iroh in this bitch, bouta spill the tea
Don’t think that you just got the pitch, you’re not killing me
They really sent me out here fighting ‘gainst a slave who’s very fragile
Prepare to take this L, dude, you lose in every battle
Guess it’s time I put you down, burn you and then take the crown
Your planet probs a nation my tribe took down
A whole clown, set in stone that you can’t bare lines
Just a side dish, and I ain’t lovin’ that McDonald’s hairline
I’m rockin’ prince titles before you, your situation's clear
Get yourself beat up then you’re comin’ back like "Hello, Vegeta's here"
Be scared when we appear, I don't take foes kindly
You're 5'3, so I'll just stomp on you and win with this timely

Vegeta:
Hey, edgy boy, you should relax, you’re just a Nick show
You’ll probably start dabbing or something, I know how this goes
I've trained for this but you're dancing with Aang and think you're savage
Sit ya ass down, you left your training arc all to a dragon
I spit facts and my show rocks scars better than you
So keep that ponytail, 'cause this side dish is rockin' menus
Bitch, you only got decent in the last season 
Imma just finish you off to spare your sad breathin'

Zuko:
What’s a mere Prince to a Fire Lord, think you're taking down my horde?
My guards will take you on and then go torture you til I am bored
I’d pipe your girl but Yamcha did it for me
I got honor, you're just punching your son 'til he's down and snoring
This vegetable can't cook up nothin', no room for his pick up
But go ahead and keep dragging this til the fish jumps

Vegeta:
I'll destroy your shit with a galick gun, don’t think I’ll let that slip aside 
You built like a Ying and Yang symbol so it’s no wonder you can’t pick a side
Keep mentioning Bulma, I'll show you hell's gates. From there, you're crossing it
All tough from someone who was bowing when caught talking shit
Zuko got no bars in Ba Sing Se
Take the dub to Ozai, in the end, you still bring shame
You're clowned by every team you're in, and gave Iroh some poor housing
How many L's does Zuko got? Over 9000
And now you're bouta take another 'cuz of my company
You lost tryna step up to the Prince. And that's rough, buddy

Happy birthday Meta!!

Zuko vs. Vegeta - #12

This the remix. Fingers crossed that the video comes out Halloween. No promises.

Mr. Tibbs as Alucard
Snakebite126 as Death the Kid
MetaMachine as Ryuk 

Beats Produced by: hala-X and 2Deep
Written by: Dani Frias
Mixed by: Dani Frias
Flow Test by: Dani Frias
Thumbnail by: Jason Carreon

Lyrics:

Alucard:
Now this is a good night, I'll come strapped for this bit
In a bit, I'll have you crying, so I'll call you The Kid
I don't think I got the right person, I've turned into kids but it's certain
Your show is for sweaty nerds who I just look at and ask "are you a virgin"
This meister's got a higher power on his shoulder 
So colder, you think you rock the mic but I'm the boulder
Can't even hold your guns right, so what shots will you be bringing
You took down Anubis? Ha, I destroyed all of fucking England 
Hey, don't know what your spirit is, uh, asking for it but here it is, ay
Got 2 girls controlling your soul so OCD don’t leave you finished, it's 
Quite funny in a way, so killing you's nothing major
You'd probably just ditch this fight to check your toilet paper

Death:
This match will be one-sided, asymmetrical, disgusting 
Hope those Vietnam flashbacks won’t lead to your fall and rusting
But no, you want to diss me ‘cause of some toilet paper?
You can take those raps and shove them up your ass, Vlad the Impaler
I got two pistols beside me that kill you if you slowly slip
You got one up your ass by a priest, call that holy shit
I know you’re a man who treats Satan like food but damn you
Go dip for another two episodes, I went back to land better than you

Alucard:
I'm immortal, why would I lose to Death? Don't even use your breath
Thinkin’ that you the best, but this ain’t no basketball game you could move against
I bring a new meaning to killer so what do you have in mind plannin’?
Since what you’ve rapped was filler, and bitches love canons
What’s a skateboard to blood armies? It just ain’t worth it
I’m serving you while you’re serving some underaged fanservice
Leave you bleeding with the moon, Kid, no need for me to repeat this
While you see that I’m immune, it’s time the E.A.T Class gonna eat this

Death:
I can’t take crap from someone who got outlived by a Nazi Neko
You’re a dog with a red suit on, I’ll drop you off back at Petco
Since I'm here ending your mania, play your game like Castlevania 
Go tell Helsing you failed when I unload rhymes and bullets to your cranium
I’m getting reaper powers and you’re just an old lady’s slave
You’ll just be another soul I get down your own shady lane
Walking on the wrong street, so I’ll fling this back at ya
If you don’t end up reversing it like your name is Dracula
Don't think I won't fight you, I see it in your eyes, dude
While I'm standing so high, you are just Corpse Husband's waifu
It’s night night, Edward Cullen, time to put you out the limelight
And kill Alucard once and for all, still a better end than Twilight

Ryuk:
You’ve taken quite a liking to this rapping
Only for a spirit like me to come cut the cord
Looking from above, I saw you both lacking
And now I’m taking your souls back in my Death Note ‘cause I’m bored, heh
Tell Death’s son I’m the god of it, best that he stops with that awful shtick
Begone with it
While I be takin’ names, you’d be shivering in fear if you've forgotten it
A zombie’s quite sloppy when facing a Shinigami, no sympathy when I see rottin’ bodies
Since Hellsing’s star will hear hell’s screams if he thinks he can top me
Creatures like you guys are surely interesting, almost like Light when you get a kill
Getting all greedy when given some powers but now you can see it’s regrettable
So put the magic and weapons down, seems you used them poorly in battle
As I took the mic and rapped to its core; Hey, Light, pass me an apple

Alucard vs. Death the Kid - #13

King Mewtwo as Joseph Joestar
RaccoonBroVA as Charlotte Katakuri

Beat Produced by: InsaneBeatz
Written by: Danii
Mixed and Mastered by: Danii
Special Thanks to: GamingPlush64

Lyrics:

Joseph:
I’m paired with a no-manner, sweet-eating kid?
Already beat up cops, now I gotta hand it to this pig
Who’s a man named Charlotte that is rocking that red hair
This fake biker makes Tequila Joseph feel like some fresh air
Tell me how we get there, fighting you’s no biggie
With them shark teeth, I’ve seen better lethal bites from Iggy
So while this kid’s getting bullied for sitting there looking pretty
I’m in Italy getting more cake than your whole fucking city

Katakuri:
What an unworthy foe, but now I’ll strike back
So start the tea party, I know your british ass would like that
Bein buddies with Nazis is really quite the big fish
How’s this motherfucker racist but cannot speak english?
Second in command to the Yonko Big Mom
Take the one you’re simping for and I could leave that bitch gone
Keep that Suzie close to you before I’m dropping bodies
But shit, I’ve seen better partners from Pudding and Sanji
And from what the future lies, Epstein doesn’t live well
Unlike him, he goes Nigerundayo with his kid
Hell, the donuts on his neck is probably driving you circles
I’ll beat you up and make you die alone, Hermit Purple

Joseph:
The fact that I’ll end up alone is really quite the fantasy
I’m a fan favorite while your fanclub’s in your family
And thankfully there’s nothing I can truly embrace
So you should do nothing with these cuts like they’re on Brulee’s face
You’ll need a better scarf after I keep your words in check
When I catch a dub so big, it’d probably fit half your neck
So your Haki’s doing nothin’ with my Hamon, take these bullets
‘cause I bet the next thing you’re gonna say is…some bullshit

Katakuri:
Make you cry like Esidisi, I’d say that’s just peachy
Gotta wear that mask again to breathe, see
I’m crushing it like Caesar, but I guess that you knew little
But thanks for the honors on Joseph’s second funeral

Joseph Joestar vs. Charlotte Katakuri - #14

Danii as Samurai Jack
AfroLegacy as Afro Samurai

Beat Produced by: InsaneBeatz
Written by: Danii and AfroLegacy
Mixed and Mastered by: Danii
Thumbnail by: Jort

Lyrics:

Jack:
It’s a dishonor to diss all who are greater
So I won’t take some nonsense with your fatherless behavior
You should call me your savior, I saved the world from tragic visions
While I look at your show like “when does the magic begin?”
I’ll take you back to the past, where this lad’s staying half-assed
Hoes give me head where I’m at, you got the head of your dad
You nearly lose yourself to animals I’m training
Stick in therapy with Aku, but more because it looks like your braindead
For anything else, I wouldn’t have caught ya
‘Cause fighting me’s a suicide so this fight’s like your manga
You’ll never reach half of what I got before you get canned
But moping on your loss? You earned that number one headband

Afro:
It’s a real mystery that Adult Swim let you go on
You the only Cartoon Network show that people don’t watch
Built like Utonium but no chemistry with Ashi
But ay, when I get yo ass, I’ll go fade away just like her body
Fuck Guts, I’m the true Black Swordsman
How you always lose a sword that’s given from the gods, man?
While I use the regular and leave my foes deceased
And with all my inspirations, I got more children than Scotsman
I killed Justice, you honor believer
The only thing you’re giving to your children fans is heavy seizures
Always spillin’ tea, now you got nothin’ to say
While when life gives me lemons, I just go make lemonade, ay

Jack:
Your hair hits me in the face before the lies you’re spewing
Your mic should make like your steel comb; grab it but not use it
I thought for RZA in your soundtrack you’d at least gain drops
But no explosion you survived will match up to the bombing when your game dropped
Call you Resurrection but where you’ve stood
That cigarette’s the only thing lit, done what some could
But this Trevor lookin’ ass dude will soon find out he done goofed
When I make his bloodline fall, guess he couldn’t jump good

Afro:
Your dad’s the same guy makin’ Hotel Transylvania
I ain’t scared of your blade or the way you think you’re aimin’, bruh
Got more hallucinations than me on the daily
I think you mad because my mind and relatives don’t fail me
I ain’t got time to argue with the soon-to-be goners
But your fans love to argue ‘bout whether or not you in my genre
Ignore all the chickens who killed one person and then dipped
So when I make like you, nothing personal, just revenge, bitch

Samurai Jack vs. Afro Samurai - #15

no more logo but this is clean tho!

RNG as Madara Uchiha
Snakebite126 as Frieza

Beat Prod. by: InsaneBeatz
Written by: Danii
Additional Writing Help by: King Mewtwo
Mixed and Mastered by: Danii
Thumbnail by: JK03

Lyrics:

Madara:
Weakness disgusts me, so if you’re my foe, trust me
I’ll make sure that my plan of peace will get on you and just cease
Must mean that you’re out the picture, five foot, won’t need no high force
So if you’re gonna slash me, it’ll last as long as you as a cyborg
Wake up to reality, to think you’ll battle me
How flattering, end that journey and spew blood on that battle scene
You’re half of me, I’ll wipe out all Shinobi that can swarm
You’ll just get your ass beat saying “this isn’t even my final form”
What’s this fetus fighting for? Other than some racism
I’m a one man army, you’re out here running a slave system
Facing up, this alien knows I squash the beef
While you say sus stuff like to Goku talkin’ bout “oh, you could grind meat”

Frieza:
Stupid monkey, don’t make me debunk your raps
I’ll ignore that, and have to show you this was your bad
Go start another war that you’ll have to revive after one blow
Pathetic, what you think is cool’s a normal thing in my show
I’m just destroying planets as a hobby, you barely succeed to invade one
Could practically raise ya’, 
Then you won’t have to bitch about how you too evil to be Hokage, son
Which is dumb in itself, if they saw me, they’d have you canned
The solar system lookin up and down at me, so fuck that whole Eye of the Moon Plan
Too sad, don’t mix up my beliefs and go and guess
It’s more suspicious you rockin’ Senju’s face all on your chest, ha
I leave a mark, so disregard any of your missed remarks
You dreamin’ like them to think your disses hard, 
The most this old fart can make is a filler arc

Madara:
And I bet that shit paced faster than anything you featured in
This spoiled brat’s really treating my better dubs as a fever dream
And I ain’t talkin your actors that make you sound like a whole lame joke
But don’t worry, kid, after this, you got a reason to chainsmoke
You look like a rejected Pokemon, you’ll hold no award
It’s okay, Mewtwo, Magikarp also got a golden form
Damn, and I thought this freezer would know a thing or two about ice
But it’s like when you were fuckin’ with Jiren
Your poor roasts will get smacked with what I’mma write
Yuh, I already saw the fact that you’re not coming near us
The God of Destruction title’s already thrown to Beerus

Frieza:
Don’t get scared now, you lookin’ pale like you was runnin’ the Six Paths
Got no quick jabs, relying on body parts so I could deal with your weak ass
Don’t forget that, there’s a reason why Death’s in all of my moves and forms
And it’s not because both your clans lived shorter than the Ginyu Force
It’s a bore, the fact that you’re an Uchiha’s already its own L
I’d rather have my ass stay in that cocoon than go through 10 minutes of your hell
That got me laughing, not even the main villain of the show
Probably why Zetsu saw all your plans and went “uh, no”
I’m tired of these lower lifeforms thinking that they’re greater
So with this beam, you’ll wish I was Hashirama and go deal with you later

Madara Uchiha vs. Frieza - #16

JustGamer as Griffith
JesseBoxVO as Makima

Beat Prod. by: Epistra
Written by: Danii
Mixed by: Zagranis and Danii
Mastered by: Danii
Thumbnail by: Trakked

Lyrics:

Griffith:
Every enemy I’ve ever fought has fell to their knees
Now I’m cookin’ something for the bitch from Wendy’s, uh
Don’t you dare block me from my kingdom, you’re mistaken thinkin’ this king's dumb
The man with everything in his thumb, is now here to drop you some wisdom
Ay, yuh, everything from here goes south
And you’ll make like Guts and not keep my name out yo mouth
‘Cause your BDSM’s kink not what I meant by domination
Rob ya’ nation that you try to control all with your okay tits
I go apeshit, and then I eat good like the eclipse
While your fans are like the demons from them, it can’t be fixed
But from Denji, I think being spat at isn’t nothing odd
So what’s a devil controller to your new fuckin’ god? Huh?

Makima:
This boy is a strange one, watch your self-esteem
He saw one flashback and then thought that he had a special dream
And with how he gets all pressed when people start to leave his gang
It’s no wonder that no girl consented when you got to…Bang
Really, it’s nuts, thinkin’ that I would succumb to your trust
I know that you only fucked with his girlfriend because you just couldn’t go swordfight with Guts
Watch for these cuts, talk about eating good when I see you getting tortured in ditches
Pray that your god’s fate switches, make like my house and just go get some bitches
Seen your balls more than your actual fights
Put some pants on ‘fore you talk about your natural rights
I see you putting on that bird armor ‘fore shit was getting bloody
You’re a puppy that I’ll put down, lemme give you the rundown
I’ll make that power limiting, and then we’ll make this interesting
I hope those eyes can see my plan ‘cause they be social distancing
Damn, you wanna talk about about how I just fucked up?
Your pale ass didn’t even make a difference in the manga

Griffith:
My dream’s not something for your size
‘Cause it ends with me getting even more bags than your eyes
Treating kids like tools and think their acts are done manageably
No one tell her ‘bout the Moonlight Boy, then she’ll take advantage of me
Makima is listening but isn’t too hung up
She should make like Casca and just shut the fuck up
Since you make me vomit like Himeno dragging on for that long
So I bet both of our stans will say I said nothing wrong

Makima:
Can’t even pick the name of your army
You think you can harm me? Your failed utopia tries will long end
Like your series, you’ll end crying, but I don’t think that’d be shocking
I leave this battle in my favor; a corpse is talking

Griffith vs. Makima - #17

Quizzique as Buggy the Clown
Danii as Hercule Satan

Cameos by: Tibbie and M!CAH

Beat Produced by: InsaneBeatz
Written by: Danii
Mixed and Mastered by: Danii
Thumbnail by: Trakked

Lyrics:

Buggy:
Move it, doofus, I’ll take over this town now
Let’s get to it, make sure this hippie’s drowned out
I’ll pursue this stupid with huge hits, yeah you got the knuckles
But fuck the One Piece, I’m moving in multiple
I threw hands with Admirals, now everyone admires me
I don’t need a treasure, Stampede covered that entirely
If you think that Goku was just magic, check these bombs here
Blow you up ‘cause Satan never matches with this god tier

*bomb blows up on Satan*

Hercule:
Uhhh, that hit nothing, ouch
I’m Mr. Satan, bitch, so best quit fuckin’ round
Get off Shanks’s penis dude, you don’t want a real dispute
Red nose gay for red hair, so I’ll be you and eat this fruit
You’re switching up on your crewmates with not at all guilt?
Damn, you really bring new meanings to Cross Guild
That was some nice rapping ‘cause we saw your timed lackin’
But this is my passion, people only care about you when it came to live action
(Hoo ha!) Check my live actions (Yea!)
The great Satan only needs two rhymes to drive captains (Dead!)
Off to the abyss, I’ll beat you then eat lunch (I’m having sushi!)
But you? I think you’d be craving more of the punch (yeah!!!)

*punches Buggy’s head clean off*

Mr. Satan:
what

Kid:
Wow Mr. Satan! You knocked his head off!

Mr. Satan:
Uh- yeah! No need to thank me

*it comes back*

Mr. Satan:
WHAT THE FUCK

Buggy:
Abra cadabra, boom shaka dae!
I’m Buggy the Clown, and I’m back like a vertebrae
Don’t you dare call me gay when your wife’s name is Miguel
How about I hit her with a cream pie! And something else
I stay Oda’s favorite character, make like him and remember
Take your daughter and cherish her, she’ll be caught in the ember
I’ll beat you both up in the hospital, leave no family members
And then I’ll-

Prisoner:
Do you want any help with that, Buggy?

Buggy:
NOT RIGHT NOW!!

WE MAKIN’ IT OUT OF IMPEL DOWN WITH THIS CATALOG
I thought you’d be good at rapping with half your fights dialogue
So while you get one shotted by Trunks, no swordsman even bothers!
Just stay babysitting Buu, the final time you’ll be a father

Hercule:
Wait! I apologize for my Hercule Satan flow
If I knew you’d be this diabolical I wouldn’t have go
Wait, didn’t you lose half your limbs, Rudolph?
May have lost ‘em now with Gaimon, so go take my huge cock!
You may have had some slaves and thought your status was a joke
But you needed Roger for that spot, while I did it all alone
I’ll let you give up now, meat shield, ‘cause you’ll be burned at stakes
Send the star clown to the moon! Now earth is safe

Buggy:
I’m still here y’know

Hercule:
That takes a little while, I’m just chargin’ up, that’s all!

Buggy:
You’re weird, and not even worth my power, I’m out

Buggy the Clown vs. Mr. Satan - #18

Shadow Zel as Miles Morales
Yuugen Vinny as Izuku Midoriya

Beat Produced by: Dave James, Adam Skinner and Dan Skinner
Written by: Danii
Mixed and Mastered by: Danii
Thumbnail by: LimJJ

Lyrics:

Miles:
Alright, let’s try this again
My name is Miles Morales, the one and only Spider-Man
I was bitten by a spider from another dimension
Now I’m getting on this fighter and ending this with his head kicked, ay
Even your mangaka’s a fan of me, best put down that fantasy
Got every hero in humanity and still caused anarchy
I really hoped you were a vigilante
It at least would’ve been cool to hear your bitching to banish me
Another shounen school anime with the same weak thing
But my fans are like your mom because they stay eating
No wonder you’ll take silver, being spoon fed yet you're still coping
Couldn’t be me, I’mma do my own thing

Deku:
My friends are cheering me on with only half my power
Have you screaming Uncle like I’m taking out the Prowler
I know what it’s like being called a hero I’ll never be
The difference is your name is Miles and I got the better feats (ohh!!!)
I’ve taken down Muscle, but uhhh, I’ve never seen this
You’re skinny as hell, bro, I think it’s time you eat this
I break my bones to save the people and that stands true
While you are not breaking Gwen’s back, you’re not Andrew
How’d you let a company named Insomniac sleep on you?
You getting nerfed right after your movie dropping just speaks volumes
Don’t what you’ll stick onto now, ‘cause we have a gap in power
Midoriya’s green valley, you’re just a sunflower

Miles:
Calm down, Gon, we know you’re low with the hands
Bro, my NPC can stand out more than most of your fans
Goes to show I’m better with the web, you don't know me, man
I’ll have you kissing on my fist like it was Bakugo, damn!
‘Cause you did what you do best and just keep mumbling, I’ll humble ya
You’re good for tournament and war arcs, yet you’re still fumbling
So don’t go mention my fam, your dad’s missing in action
There’s no universe where him leaving that home was never valid

Deku:
Guess that spider-sense just never went off 
But I will, ‘cause you’ll be another version they toss
While I stay One for All, there’s no way you’re attacking near
Couldn’t save your family but Adidas? You went “I am here”
Subtract you out the equation, but with Plus Ultra, I have it
And it'll throw you off so much, you gotta do another useless backflip
So I stay the best hero/fighter instead
Have someone tell this universe another Spider-Man’s dead

Miles Morales vs. Izuku Midoriya - #19

BEST WAY TO END THIS WAVE

Kamren as Shinji Ikari
Shimario as Greg Heffley

Commander Jacob as Manny Heffley
Fightmarker as Rowley Jefferson

Gunter "Bug" Hawkins as Misato Katsuragi
RooRyderVA as Asuka Langley Soryu
ThatAdorableFox as Rei Ayanami
Oookm as Pen Pen
JustGamer as Gendo Ikari
Special Inquisitor Rayyan as Yui Ikari

Beat Produced by: Dansonn
Written by: Danii
Mixed and Mastered by: Danii
Thumbnail by: CornCob
Special Thanks to: PhantomCom, TheBabyBeef and PiperJG

Lyrics:

Greg:
Let me get this straight. This is a RAP BATTLE, not a diary
So if you need someone to deprecate yourself, start hirin’ me
You’re choking like Asuka, but I’m not here to strangle
The irony’s your fans would rather care about your ANGELS
The little you have, though, they hate that you are new
But I get it, I’d ALSO watch shounen than BIBLE CARTOONS
‘Cause you’re all scared of your loved ones, whining that your life is so bad
Sure, kid, you and every other gundam protag 

Shinji:
Has my life truly come to this?
Kid writing a book so it could be books for kids?
He isn’t worth such a challenge, I mustn't run away
So Gregory…wanna come to my house and play?

Greg:
FUCK!!!

Shinji:
My anime’s at the top, I got that cheese touch
But fans all run away from this sellout, he’s got the Cheese Touch
Can’t be rich and famous to anyone above six
So tell me how you can possibly sabotage those kids?

Greg:
Because I still fucking KILLED Rodrick then I STRANGLED Manny

Manny:
You fucking bitch

Greg:
I don’t think it was as tragic as when your MOM gave that handy
And I-

Shinji:
Um, my mother’s not with us right now, you know

Greg:
Oh, sorry….HOW THE FUCK SHE SEE MORE THAN YOU, BRO?
And don’t get off your buddies to get by
You saw all your friends die, and thought it was HENTAI
Then goes into a fetal position when this kid dies

Rowley:
Zoo wee mama!

Greg:
YOUR MOMMY ISSUES AIN’T SOMETHING I LET SLIDE!
I’m the top in popularity I CAN’T be bested
Your creator tried something different and THEN got death threats
And now you bathe in more tears than you EVER will with Kaworu
Get in that fucking robot Shinji, and I still tower you

Shinji:
D-don’t go mentioning and calling my friends out
You broke yours’s arm and you still couldn’t get clout
You’re a damn sociopath, I think I might run
This teen isn’t getting girls, ‘cause he writes enough like one
I won’t simply sit and watch this wimpy kid
Hurt his circle even worse than his new movie did
He’s simply finished, I saved the world through all my triggers
You’re just the pinnacle of “I only draw stick figures”
I got more acceptance from my Dad than both your parents did
And it wasn’t from blaming other people and venting shit
I’ll tear this bitch who’s- standing frozen like he was a tree
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Greg Heffley Vs. Shinji Ikari - #20

J Morris the Review Guy as Ken Kaneki
DeegleNV as Dio Brando

Beat Produced by: 2Deep
Written by: Dani Frias
Mixed by: GamingPlush64
Chiseled by: AaronGPeters, Jason Carreon and Vivian
Thumbnail by: Rabi
Flow Test by: Dani Frias

Lyrics:

Ken:
I don’t want a fight, but if you really wanna suffer trauma
I’ll promise a dragged out saga end of more pervy Tsukiyama’s
I know your claim to fame’s a fighting game, it’s nothing I’m afraid of
Since my mobile game ends better than anything you’re in the shade of
And Za Warudo is nothing if you’ll stop on tiny spots
Couldn’t take family trees yet tries to branch off what I’ve got
So as I said, I wouldn't want a fight if it’s clear that you’re losin’
But flesh from a vampire shouldn’t be much different from humans

Dio:
You’re approaching me, are you? I’d call that a fatal blunder
I’ll burn an emo mutt like Danny and with him, you’re going under
Quit the wild guessing, you’re no blessing and you won’t earn credits
When you’re only on the face of depressing anime edits
No acceptance from a Starbucks worker for victims he’ll kill
Did you plan on misspelling my name once I’m given the bill?
And it sickens me to think that you thought you would stand a chance
So rethink your strategy if your shtick started with a romance

Ken:
A stone mask made you a vampire and I think it’s backfirin’
When I spit fire and start inspirin’ emotion required and
End the cliffhanger meme that was causing all the slaughter with
me treating you much better than how your own drunkie father did

Dio:
Those are words you’re gonna eat, kid! But you’d probably vomit
Couldn’t count the bread you’ve eaten nor knew we’ve got none in common
As you’re useless! And a Tokyo Ghoul of a series shouldn’t fight
So bottle your emotions and get the bloody hell out of my sight!


And I wage no war with Anime Rap Battles. I'm quite a patron of their work uwu.

Ken Kaneki vs. Dio Brando - #1

Loki vagina
-Dustin, today

Nekomancer as Loki
Dani Frias as Vegeta

Light as Thor

Beat Produced by: Bob Bradley, Steve Dymond and Ben Whynes
Written by: Dani Frias and King Mewtwo
Chiseled by: AaronGPeters
Mixed by: Dustin
Thumbnail by: Kamren
Old Thumbnail by: Gengo the Cannoli King

Lyrics:

Loki:
Seeing as you’re the second fiddle, it’s fitting I go first
You’re like a cockroach I need to stomp, so don’t show me your worst
I have an army, you have a dead race
So I’ll just win this brawl, and throw you to dead space

Vegeta:
Raditz’s a bigger deal when compared to this bratty yet boring kid
Cross paths and you’ll be the second green punk I wipe the floor with
Step aside, Kakarot, I don’t think he’ll be challenging
when I make like a Frost Giant and leave this coward blue and baffling

Loki:
You must be on some edibles, we’re in no way comparable
Bringing up the least dirt ‘cause your name’s half of a vegetable

Vegeta:
You must know a lot about crops, but drop the comedy
You’ve choked from a farmer eggplant then beat up by some broccoli

Loki:
Are you ever not gonna fall over your royalty dream?
Managed to be the prince of all saiyans only for a meme
You need the Mind Stone more than I do if you think I’ll be left awed
Black was right all along, mortals should NOT imitate gods.
There’s no way in hell your fans rised, they must be holding blank eyes
How do you look up to someone beaten by everyone in the franchise?
Instead they should just look at me, I’m the one they should carry
And you’ll be in front of the crowd kneeling because you shouldn’t have pushed me
Use whatever’s left inside your messed up hairline, begin prayin’
You’re no almighty if you’re here losing to me, I’m just saiyan
Nappa’s gonna hear from me, ‘cause when I show you my power
You’ll become a joke again, whether or not you’ve a scouter

Vegeta:
Loki, his blows don’t blow me away, not even lowkey
Loki, he ends up dead silent like karaoke
We both seem to know he thinks that I’ll keep this lowly
But you’re below me and I’m gonna watch you fall slowly
Pathetic, and you come to me thinking that I’m a fool
My dad may be dead, but at least he didn’t use me as a tool
You losing to thunder gods aren’t shocking with your left health
How about talking to him again since I’m sure you’ll need to-

Thor:
Get help!

Vegeta:
You’re not making any sense, and in this fight, it of course showed
When this Norse mythology sounds like he’s talking in morse code
I’ve enjoyed you rotting, ruining all that you’re fighting for
So with just a simple blast, it seems I’m ending the war

Loki vs. Vegeta - #2

SINIU as Lucoa
curiouscloudy as Umaru-chan

Beat Produced by: GRILLABEATS
Written by: Dani Frias
Mixed by: Dani Frias

Lyrics:

Lucoa:
Welcome to the show, and today we’re gonna have
But the Filthiest of Franks, saying he’ll beat me in rap
Best known for the Harlem Shake, going ‘gainst me with some banter
But I just got one issue: Why couldn’t I fuck up that hamster
Teach me Japanese again, I’ll cut your dick with bamboo
Ranting about Pokemon when you could just shower with shampoo
Bitch, I’m the individual who wears the crown
Corrected all along, as words will bring you down

Umaru:
Pleasure to meet you Andre, you’re just a lower one, I guess
But I’ll give a truce to prove to you that you’re the very best
私のペニスを吸う
Then go put that shit on Google Translate or something, cork screw
So soon, that this dude thinks that he’ll make some tunes
Hasn’t done a fucking thing, while I’m on billboards to this sand dune
And the net’s too sensitive now; a bunch of maggots
You too! Open your eyes and quit being little

Lucoa:
But I’d rather not listen to Joji and the Ballads
Fat fuck, someone needs some ranch on top his salad
Cooked up some DizastaMusic and that shithouse wasn’t gonna fix
your garbage fucking vocals that be soundin’ like some Politikz

Umaru:
It’s time to stop! Who let your dick stuck in the grater?
You got some dookie lines, I’ll go cry with Tyler, the Creator
Your skits can’t outmatch mine. Let me put it blunt
Your ranch against Pink Guy makes Pink Guy up-

Lucoa:
Shit, my bad, I just ate a horse dong for dinner
And if I’m honest, it didn’t taste as bad as what you’re telling me
So what were you telling me? That Pink Guy would be the winner?
He can take that shit because my stomach’s still upsetting me

Umaru:
Well, damn then, I guess I’m winning after E’s shtick
Shit just went from zero to one hundred real quick
I’m tearing down your elevator pranks, ending Bad Trips
So let me end you real quick like I was Hanniba- wait what did you just-

For anyone who needs to hear it.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/267087833401917442/691332725650620426/nohedidnt.mp3 

FyxFynn as Eric Andre
Swoldow EVGRB as Filthy Frank

Lucoa vs. Umaru-chan - #3

Originally for an AF special but I didn't like my first performance enough to release it on that day.

Dani Frias as Skeletor
Azia as Felix Argyle

Beat Produced by: Atomic Beats
Written by: Jade and Dani Frias
Chiseled by: FyxFynn and Gengo the Cannoli King
Mixed by: GamingPlush64
Flow Test by: Dani Frias
Old thumbnail by: Rabi

Lyrics:

Skeletor:
You’re no He-Man. Get this He-Boy kicked out of Castle Grayskull
I won’t lose to a neko creature with my battle phrase stole
But have at it. After this I can hire you for preparing meals
Your mere existence won’t go ‘round my head like it’s a Ferris wheel
Only known to sweaty nerds in their chastity
A knight can’t last against cavalry
I’ll unravel thee;
I’m majesty!
While you’re just a weeaboo’s whole fantasy!
You can battle me, but it’s laughably bad
When I deprive ya harder than your family has
‘Cause, as a matter of fact, your life’s running gag
Was your pronouns in the anime

Felix:
You think that I could be surprised by rapping at a deadly rate?
But I thought that you’d ditch this fight and take me on spaghetti dates
Hit your funny bone, must’ve lost both brains and brawn
When I send you back to where you were like “Hey, what’s goin’ on”
This immortal knight can fight a flyte,
and this dollar store Loki would know.
Henchmen already undermine nya might;
need no mana for your weakened flow
‘Cause when it comes toe-to-toe of diss
Robot Chickens should clear it
Since it shows you failed at wrapping, looking for the Christmas spirit

Skeletor:
So a duel it is! I thought this coward would flee from Keldor’s raps
I spew hot fire on the track like my name’s Skele-Hordak!

Felix:
Didn’t think you’d exhale phrases that could make this worse
Asked to duel me with some raps when you’re the Master of a puny verse?

Skeletor:
Silence! I’d rather have you bite than think that speech stood
As banishing this furry is the only time I’ll feel good

Felix:
And when I’m banished, that sounds better than seeing this bad sight
Guess that magic staff of yours couldn’t help you in this catfight

Skeletor vs Felix Argyle - #4

Mancha (UBERocity) as Nick Wilde
Nekomancer as Legoshi

Beat Produced by: Bob Bradley and Terry Devine-King
Written by: Dani Frias, Legengo and MetaMachine
Chiseled by: Legengo and MetaMachine
Mixed by: GamingPlush64
Flow Test by: Dani Frias
Thumbnail by: Paige

Lyrics:

Nick:
I thought a pawpsicle would maybe put you in your place
But you really wanna start with me to think you’ll save face
If you really thought that predator and prey would come together and sing kumbaya
Well, this is not the case
You see, I’m not falling for all the horny people in Beastars
Especially since you’re in here with what the beat stars
But nonetheless, I’ll hand over the mic for some echos
‘cause Legoshi just stepped in something worse than on a lego

Legoshi:
You sound like your sloth friend, dragging in for just a joke
Someone get the fox repellent ‘fore the artist starts to choke
But even if you did take that off you’ll be stuck last
‘cause I’m pretty sure those bars came from a skunk’s ass
I’m getting real sick of your garbage, so take note
I’m hunting prey while you use that thought as a scapegoat
You’re not slick, Nick, you should’ve ditched this
Rapping for you’s just another failed business

Nick:
Look at this; the theater kid is trying to be smart
Take my pen if you were really in a hustle, sweetheart
This big bad wolf needs a bone for his back
He got labeled as a killer but he couldn’t kill the track

Legoshi:
Hm, maybe that’s why your movie went down to ashes
Avoided making good lines like they were taxes
But it’s your word against yours, and the disses here are plain
I’m on top of you, Wilde, and this ain’t even the food chain

Nick:
You can leave being on top to the bunnies
Did you know my comic wasn’t canon, dummy?
Yeah, It’s cute that you had a pet beetle out the movie set
Animal Crossing over with Legoshi and Juliet
Throw tomatoes at this hoax, that’s what the class thought
I’ve seen better fights in your mind all for the class thot
That’s just real life, kid, only cats are known to stack some
But be the pussy you are and take that verse from act one

Legoshi:
That was really all you said? All that I could hear were muffles
My savage led to here and your savage led you to muzzles
Quit the trouble, I’m tired of this furry’s dirty floors
You’re a cop, alright, tending to enforce rule thirty-four
and you’re also one to talk about rabbits, funny
Lived a life of crime but chucked it to snitch for a bunny
We may be dogs, Jacka-ss, but I’ll do what a goat will
You already ran the streets, but on the track, you’re just roadkill

Nick Wilde vs. Legoshi - #5

Video dropping Halloween!

Light as Guts
Fightmarker as Doomguy

Beat Produced by: Audio Network
Written by: Dani Frias
Mixed by: Dani Frias
Thumbnail by: Rabi
Old Thumbnail by: SonicSmash
Flow Test by: Dani Frias

Lyrics:

Guts:
This ain’t the hell you’re used to, so I suggest you back off
The Black Swordsman is up against Master Chief only half off
I’m those spider demons you fight and you’re just a simple house bug
So tell me who stomps in this match if your NASA shit pulls the plug
You like easter eggs? Well go have a crack at this
I’ll John Romero this when I get a-head with all your hits
So step to me if you dare, just know it’ll be your last trip
Since my sword will hit the same lips that you’ll use to kiss my ass with

Doomguy: 
East verse west, Guts meets the best
It’s a gunfight, yet you bring swords to compete against
Soundtrack from Mick Gordon with songs that he made from his lip
up fighting worse english than Chinese bootlegs? This’ll be a trip
So let’s get the party going, I won’t leave this battle floored
Griffith fucked your girl first since your dick ain’t big as your sword
Followed by your 2016 show that shouldn't have left the station
I’d say to walk away if I didn’t have to see that animation
Rip and tear through tactics, Guts’ guts will sure be bleeding, 
The ugliest one-eyed motherfucker since the Cacodemon
and it seems you lack cohesion with a new swordsman to switch to
So don’t call yourself the goat, kid, I’ve history killing him too
 
Guts:
My back hurts, but I don’t think I got it from those lines
It’s from carrying my team while yours keeps dying all the time
and keep my name out your mouth like you think you’re some kind of bruiser
Named Doomguy, marine, and slayer, but I’ll truly call you loser
You’re on Falcon’s territory, I’m so fly when I go diss you
Fight with no breaks while you fight Snake over a little shih tzu
You don’t know jack about me, take your vengeance somewhere else and fade
Too bad you’re stuck in hell with none to say you fell down to my blade

Doomguy:
Aww, don’t cry now. Your fans might make that meme again, dude
Sword Art Online took your name and now you’re mad I’ll take your shit too
I’m glad you took your research but let’s note down something well
Between us, who’s the one that actually surpassed through hell?

Guts vs. Doomguy - #6

Light as Roronoa Zoro
Malina Rose as Erza Scarlet

Beat Produced by: Anywaywell
Written by: Dani Frias and Dargon
Additional Writing Help by: Henry, Oookm, and Creep Switch
Mixed by: Dani Frias
Thumbnail by: ColeDaCole

Lyrics:

Zoro:
I feel that I gotta inform those, if you mess with Roronoa, you get torn slow
and Miss Erza Scarlet right here looks like she could just be another dojo 
It's Zoro, me and the Straw Hats finna pull up at your home, so drop the tension
I won't lose to a girl who tries to carry her team by the power of...friendship?
I save trains, so you know I'm running a track,
While you're training now so you can run and attack
I'm better off goin' on without parents than ending up related to a parasite so wack 
Can't destroy the beat without destroying your town
You're lucky that you have me since I'm doing it now
Changing your armor but still look like a clown
While I just need a durag so shit can go down 
So let’s make it clear that I'm Zoro, Miss, leaving my mark like El Zorro, Miss
Should've made your ugly ass the many monsters that you were you able to go solo with
But if you want a match,
Let our swords clash, 
One shank to the chest and your breath's traveled
and in case you still wanna think you'll leave alive, you can check the Death Battle

Erza:
I won't allow getting an inch near me, call me Sanji, I'm gonna cook this man
This vice captain got nice cappin', though, get back on your ship and fix a plan
Got so lost, you showed up on Fairy Tail, I'm just keeping it real between us
I'm firing shots like a Jupiter Cannon, can't be that godly when strung up like Jesus
Don't think you're slashing blades against an S Class to your Worst Generation
I feel pity so you could take my Requip and go turn into not a disgrace and
Get out my sight, please, it's obvious that you'll fall when you fight me, I'd say to bite me
But with that weapon in your mouth it seems that your teeth are the only thing mighty
Got 1, 2, 3 swords but be warned, 'cause you still can't get through me
Don't matter, though.
You'd be too busy using the forth one in your pants to go swordfight Luffy
Like your manga name, you'll take the L, Zolo. But I know you would otherwise
'Cause I'm no girl you can par with, 
I put the scar in Scarlet; 
Best keep a lookout for your other eye

Zoro:
I'm a pirate hunter, while your crew can't pass the sea nor step to me without a beach episode
I won't look out for what you swing at me 
I should be written out of here too like the arcs I'm not in 'cause I'm best in flow
Took Luffy's pain, it didn't hurt as bad as hearing you, it's apparent
Rockin' a wedding dress but we both know you and Jellal still fucked before marriage 
It's best you stop and put those eye jokes to rest, pretty sure yours is faker than your breasts
Straight out the Marines 
So you don't want a war against someone who could leave one giant mess
Must be a slave again 'cause you're not making any cents. 
At least when you were, you weren't asking for this
So I'll help you thinkin 'bout your own funeral again 
‘cause the only dub you'll take is the Miss Fairy Tail Contest

Erza:
Rapping is one of your weaknesses, go kneel down to me and pay respects
Giving you the boot when I'm kicking your nuts 'til your voice ends up higher than Pica's is
I wouldn't say you’re a genius,
It's pathetic that you'll make like Natsu after you've been checked
Give it a rest, I could call you Kuina once you take some steps
Sit down and best watch your language, ay
Slice you like a Jersey Mike's sandwich, ay
Me and my guild won't fall down and give up the crown 
to someone who's been playing outlandish games
But I guess this is where you fail, as it seems that it's too late give me at least some peace
Ironic, I'll have you die to my sword and then you'll be anything but One Piece

Zoro vs. Erza - #7

Thank you Paige!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Video drops Dec. 25th

Evan as Spike Spiegel
Snakebite126 as Vash the Stampede

Kuroneko as herself (Cameo)

Beat Produced by: 2Deep
Written by: Dani Frias
Mixed by: Dani Frias
Flow Test by: Dani Frias

Lyrics:

Spike:
You seem like a bounty that I wouldn't really get
One with beliefs that I could be hearing out of hippie Jet
So I'll stay chilling in space compared to your desert and fungus 
'cause last time you flew in a ship, your family played Among Us
Bang, messed in the head like Pierrot Le Fou
Clear that you'll lose; to me it ain't new, while I can't say the same for you
While I'm beating up about twenty bounties all the way through
You're on your first, down on your knees, talkin' 'bout "what would mommy do"
And I know your show gets sad and you can't bounce back
But maybe not put all the death scenes next to my soundtrack 
But I won't drag this like it's you with a car
So whatever happens, happens, I'll be exposing who you really are

Vash:
Thou shall not kill, but I can't promise you that
Don't assume that, I'll lose matches once we see where you at
I get shot at several times and I'm still up here spitting lines
But when you're swung at for your crimes, they made this man end up like Knives
They call me Stampede 'cause I stomp on you, ain't that right
I came first, you came worse, and now we're here to fight
I won't be spitting as lackluster as your show could
Tried way too hard to be mine so bad, they made a series off Wolfwood 
Call me a gun, 'cause I'm banging your ex-girl
Taking shrooms again, so just move on to the next world
As Vash is so brash when he's past dissing trash
So I'll give you some cash so you can have cigarettes furl

Spike:
Have at it, Humanoid Typhoon, think you run a tycoon?
Remember that they need my show so they can go like you
But still, you thought it in your head to go and push me
Glad I got a pair, 'cause you'd do anything for pussy

Vash:
And you'd do anything to clear up memories of crime life
They wouldn't like it when they now see a cop in the limelight 
So stand up and fight right, you Snapchat filter phony 
I would've been more scared of Spike from My Little Pony

Spike:
You look like a broom but can't sweep up ends
You did it good when you were killing all your friends
I may have a fake eye, it surprised all the masses
But I'd do anything not to wear those ugly-ass glasses
Rapping is a talent that you lack
Messed up that verse like it's a town or your back
Guess I got the 60 bill from crying donut man
Go and get Legato to fix up the next speech that you plan 

Vash:
Put down your weapon, you think you could spit it hot? Please
I'll call you Faye; I'm lying here like "you sing offkey"
I already dealt with Sax boys shooting when they met us
So I'll leave you drinking hardly that Frank Marlon would get jealous 
Takin' moves from Bruce Lee? You'll lose, see, I don't mean no harm
But what's martial arts gonna have up against my other arm
Got canceled like Big Shot, I know your fanbase would be pleased
See you, space cowboy. Back to pursuing love and peace

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