This reminds me of my mom and dad’s divorce

Welcome to the eleventh installment of “Quick Diss”! We have two politicians, fuck, I mean, two Super-Man children going at it! it's the titty milk enthusiast himself, Homelander! Pitted against, our favorite asshole, didn't hear that from me tho, Hancock!

Lyrics:
Hancock (Drunk):
Eugh…
Okay, let me get this straight, Maaeve, was some Queen who slayed
Engaaged, and not even straight, yet you stayed tryna keep her? Wait.
He's a Home-wrecker! Get it, make your hands-off, best turn back.
Just cus she got her licks in, John put his head up her ass.

Homelander:
Don't mean to burst your bottle drunky, but stop all this pompous talk!
There's no need to curse or coddle buddy! This is sponsored by Vought!
And after all! We're a family friendly conglomerate.
I give props to pedestrians! But as a hero, not on my list.
I wonder, hm, oh yeah, because you went off the rails.
Destroyed A-Train instead of pointing ways into ONE of your fails!
Like geez… to be blunt, I freaking scoffed at your tales!
Handjob Hancocks not a mascot, I mean, what does he sell? (Chuckles)

Hancock:
Yo bro, I'm used to stretching asses to their outer limits
But this asshole stretched his verse to pout and blemish
My career, and it's loud and clear that I am not the best in
The world, but you were, until your own Home-crowd started testing
This bitch made in test labs, and yup, he's formulaic 
I don't need X-Ray vision to see through your poor evasion
Of character assassination, I will assassinate ya.
I made a mark on the moon, yet you'd mark mine if asked of ain't ya?
You're a puppet, pussy, got my hands up Vought's pocket pussy
You wanna talk collaterals? Guess we should pop a lookie!
You killed innocent passengers cus they'd be honest? Goody!
Fumbled the bag, yet you need an airbag to cop out, should he?
You're on life support Homie-lander, not the biggest asset
It takes more than Compound V to simply get this bastard
If he throws fists with Angels his, or beyond his size
This a verbal exchange, don't bring verb chemicals or you die.

Homelander:
Egh, Ashley, what the fuck? This asshole agreed to lose?!
God, you're such a-… but first I'll deal with you.
He fucking kneels to booze, but keep on talking that shit then.
Thinking you can beat me fool? You lost to alcoholism.
Got dropped, now that's your bar? But all those lies, unproved bro.
Yet, you got thrown behind bars for not keeping your cool tho
Don't know Spanish, but I saw what you did to his Culo!
Is that your fetish? HE HAS AMNESIA! So what would you know?

Hancock:
Call me an asshole, one more time hoe, haven't seen a bigger rip-off
A Super-man-child, when killings how he gets his kicks off
Like Jesus! You're sick dawg. No wonder your rape-kid walked
With a Butcher, cus flying with this pig would get him minced up!

Homelander:
Mention my son again and I'll tear apart your cuck-dad friend
Run through the wife he stole from you cause your drunk-ass was on the bench
But not before I squeeze the soul out of their dumb ass kid
IN FRONT OF THEM, abandoned by everyone that you love in this;
Weak ass world, I'm God and you're another bum that I'm done with, eh!
I'll cause the second accident that lands you in the hospice bitch!
I win, I win, you went and maimed some whale for a CLIP?!
HOMELANDER DOES WHAT HE WANTS, I'll take YOUR crazed whale for a spin.
*Crowd Boos* Ahhh, shit…

-CAST-
Hancock: Shadow Zel
Homelander: Grey Julius
Crowd: jort, MetaMachine, Trakked, and CannibalWorms

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: JaCoN
Written by: JaCoN
Beat: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1NqiZagh-59ovZLLCmMRJkSRU4VrDJDcM/view?usp=drivesdk
Beat Produced by: FLOCKABOI
Mixed by: JaCoN (my first time ever :))

Hancock vs Homelander - (Quick Diss) #11

Welcome back to another MC Fawful Rap Battle! I decided to release the audio for this one a bit early (I'm planning to release the video at some point in 2023), so there may be a few changes in the audio between here and when the full video releases.

Anyways, today's battle features the mysterious arcade machine, Polybius, against the Greek Historian, Polybius! Which one of these "Polybiuses" will take the win? That's for you to decide!

CREDITS:

King Can Prod as Polybius (Arcade)
Swizkii as Polybius (Greek)

Written by MC Fawful
Beat by Epistra (additional instruments by Glitch)
Mixed by Light
Cover-art by The Royal Snake

LYRICS:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/14kgNtGUjPpePXRU22zJVpRQdwKvFsFY-b8cqP4gENTg/edit?usp=sharing

Alright, I think that's it. Stay tuned for the next MC Fawful Rap Battle!

Polybius (Urban Legend) vs Polybius (Greek Historian) - MC Fawful Rap Battles

Mewtwo:
Birthed from a lab as the pure form of perfection
My goal was to bring the Pokemon insurrection
And with you I sense there’s a connection
Though I was not the one made from a peasant

I find that I cannot condone your lazy flick
Used your physicality to make a leap of logic with the crazy chick
He was made to be a master of analysis
…and yet he still sided with the crazy chick

Pokedex 150, try to diss, you’ll miss me
I know that your shit’s weak, this psychic type spits heat
You know not what I bring as a challenge you won’t fit me
Know that when I’m rhyming, I don’t spare or pity

The Ultimate Lifeform created with every talent, meant to save mankind but then all your hope was gone
But that should’ve been easily predicted when you try to battle with the god of all Pokemon

Izuru Kamakura:
I must say, I’m oddly perplexed about why you would need to lie of your title
It’s difficult to understand what sort of god loses to a rat and a child?
I was made as the savior of hope, you were made as a DNA clone
That stops being a threat and turned into a pet…if a single Pokeball’s thrown 

Cast Confusion on your foes but the best of your ploys
Was choosing to make a tour guide out of Nurse Joy
The ultimate lifeform can’t seem to do much to harm me
When each iteration sees him needing an army

Meant to be an icon yet you lack the attention
Cause you're as original as your own naming convention 
I could neutralize him before his next turn starts at all
Since it won’t be the first time that he’s cut from Brawls

Mewtwo:
Tell me whose favorite character’s the nihilist punk? 
I’ll leave this Psycho Cut, one swipe and you’re done
And you would’ve remained a Remnant of Despair if
Your facade wasn’t weakened by Chiaki’s hairpin 

Izuru Kamakura:
My past is the path of attack that he’s taken
So I’ll leave all openings Cerulean Caved in 
But I know that Game Freak’s just gonna kill him
Next time they need a Pokemon to fill in for villain

Written by JustGamer
Mewtwo: Fightmarker
Izuru Kamakura: JustGamer
Beat by Dansonn
Mixed by Serena
Cover Art by Rabi
Special thanks to JesseBox

Mewtwo vs Izuru Kamakura - Smash Bros vs Anything

Re-Destro : Alex M
Dr.Doofenshmirtz : MetaMachine

Written by Kamren
Beat Prod : AnywayWell
Mixed by Danii
Thumbnail by CreeperPasta
Art by Cyan and Luke Reardon!

Re-Destro :
What is this? I hadn't mind a pharmacist to liberate
Not that I even could merely looking at the stage today
Tragic backstory, pointless Inator
Cursed by a mammal, says "see ya later"
Repeat the pattern for a whole summer 
Then crash Milo for a season of comfort 
I thought I had it rough, but I've got to stress
That if its not enough, you're beat by a pet
My goals are for my father, I'll carry both alone
Your parents only showed when you're a garden gnome 

Dr.Doofenshmirtz :
Per-Re the Destro, that verse was unexpected 
And of course by that I mean COMPLETELY EXPECTED!
With an ego that inflated, I'd mistake you for Balloony
Now watch as this beat drops and Shigaraki's not controlling me!
My Inators are always blowing up but man, your Self Destruction’s prone
Really thought you were catching hands till your legs gave out and you let go
Of the position you once held, now that's Evil Incorporated
But I wouldn’t use this puppet’s nickel when your whole look is copy pasted!
Wait.. have we done this before? Its all confusing
Its hard to remember when your personalities' 2D
Quite the Norm for villains like you, you'd fit in L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N
So make like our noses, get to the point and don't  push my buttons 

Re-Destro :
I’d say you got a glow up but I’m the beacon for it
Couldn’t make time for Vanessa yet its what you’re controllin?
Trapped in your own cycle of embarrassments and the worst part?
Isabella’s better at Adulting, she’s younger than you are!
You’re a Professor that couldn’t Impress me
I'd cry but a tear isn't worth shedding
For the Hunchback of The Tri-State
When your brother's the reason behind your hate!
So take this L and why don't you project this to Monogram?
After I'm done, he'll want to call this Night of the Living Dead Man

Dr.Doofenshmirtz :
Even though I'm Heinz, I couldn't catch up to where your story ends
But here's something I've never done : Got caught by the feds 
Tried to rebel against all for Curiosity's sake
But the only headline you'll be making will be dropping her grave!
Now behold, The Battle of The Month-Inator!
Do as I say and score my raps as your favored!

Perry The Platypus : 
*casual chattering noises*

Dr.Doofenshmirtz : 
Wait, Perry The Platypu-

(Perry destroys the Battle of The Month-Inator)

Dr. Doofenshmirtz :
No!! Curse you Perry the Platypus!... and random anime character that looks like me but mostly Perry the Platypus!

ReDestro vs Dr.Doofenshmirtz - My Hero Academia vs Anything! #9 (ft. Alex M and MetaMachine)

Lyrics/Beat: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oRqEeEbJ6oVLUtx_xc6Ty9FjCOzXYKQOMhJWQeV--5g/edit
Alex M. as Junkrat
garbageGothic as Misato Tachibana
Matt Raichous as Roadhog
RaccoonBroVA as Koujirou Sasahara
Written by Legengo and MetaMachine
Mixing by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat arrangement by Raisu Battles
Thumbnail by JK03
Beat by Anywaywell
Hint for next OVvA: "Running Tracks at Record Speed"

Junkrat vs. Misato Tachibana - Overwatch vs. Anything #1

This battle is SICK!!!
Danii as Dr. Mario
Chao as Plague Inc.
Beat produced by Kes Loy (Audio Network)
Written by Trakked, JaCoN
Mixed by Danii
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:

Plague Inc: 
I’ve been evolving around, plaguing millions
Bodies are found as they try and save their children and 
Barge into their systems and I go and take the witnesses
I'm turning worlds red, you're dealing with fake sicknesses
You better listen to this, I am a Bio-Weapon
I simply need to exist to have you die in seconds
Lowering the bar with your grimey type of Tetris
And you call me a pest when you made puzzles an infestant
And normally I’d thank you since you’re killing people for me
Not from anything gory, but ‘cause you’re boring
They had enough of the same game and realized you were crap
The reason I’ve been doing well is ‘cuz I know how to adapt
You're incompetent if you think you can stop this with soap
This doctor’s prolly following the Hypocritic Oath!
And I’m hoping that you choke so my.. symptoms unfurl
Then I’ll shut your body down like Dr. Mario World

Dr. Mario: 
Walk into my office; now here’s what I’ll prescribe
Judging from your rhymes, you will get a dose of 8 lines
You’d need cheats to beat me and even at that,
I wouldn’t even need a mask to flee a sneeze from this hack
I will silence this virus violently with my mega-vitamins
Try me, I'l pin my win right on the wall like my license is
Been fighting since 1990, I won't die from your scenarios
Your mindless writing's incurable. Signed by Doctor Mario.

Plague Inc: 
Must've doctored your doctorate, cuz your rhymes are so cheap
I wouldn't be surprised if you were on the run from the police!
Anesthetics? Nah, I'm putting you under now
Imma turn your Mushroom Kingdom to a mushroom cloud

Dr. Mario: 
I don't see the appeal, are your players popping pills, too?
No medicine required, all I'd need to do is bill you
Pretty clear that you’re desperate with your microtransactions
And your prices might be what you should divide into fractions
I’ll thrash this virus in a trash bin in order to stop its spread
Your fans must have necrosis, because they’re the walking dead
And yes! I’ve found the cure! So now, I’ll make you sure
That I will shut the door on all your blood and gore
You’re merely a bacterium, acting all high and mighty
I don’t see why people fear you when you’re relatively tiny
And I’d use sanitizer and my boot to leave you crushed
Here’s a headline; Plague Inc is officially defunct


Plague Inc. vs Dr. Mario - Rap Cypher #32

I've decided to release a few battles on SoundCloud before the videos are finished. HOWEVER, I'll only be releasing battles that are publicly known, so if the matchup hasn't been said in my server, it won't see SoundCloud until release.

Titanium1208 as Aku
RaccoonBroVA as Big Jack Horner
Cri as Ethical Bug

Beat by Pendo46
Written and Mixed by Matt Raichous


AKU
Long ago, I faced off with a man I came to hate
Now today, I will finish off the Samura- oh, wait
You are not that fool… just some child who is sick
A nursery rhyme who ate nothing but pies, then grew up extra thick!
Rushing blindly forward for a wish ‘cause it’s your only hope
To gain the fame and glory that you once lost to Pinocchio
An awful businessman, and a worse performer
Go back to your plums, and return to your corner

JACK
I pronounce this battle… a waste of my time
Why should I care about this demon tree who’s past his prime?
You’re a petty shape-shifter, not some harbinger of doom
Just another magic creature I can lock inside my trophy room!
Call in the Baker’s Dozen, we’ve got another mission
To find the Lord of Evil hiding back behind his minions
‘Cause beating this cowardly crook will be a piece of pie
Shoot a horn through your eye, what a good boy am I

AKU
You dare insult the evil that is Aku?
You’re no Samurai, but you are indeed a fool
You expect me to cower from a fairy tale Kingpin?
After that awful verse, I see why you need a phoenix
Beaten by some cats and a little blonde orphan?
Not even Death itself was enough of a diversion
You made it to the Wishing Star, and nearly brought your foes to end
But sank into the Earth, you should have listened to your bug friend!

ETHICAL BUG (SPOKEN)
Sweet Mother of Goose, Jack!
That was horrible!
His disses were horrible!
He’s horrible!
He’s an irredeemable monster!

JACK
Irredeemable monster? Or a villain that was half-assed?
I won’t be taken down by a freak that children laugh at
You had a thriving gig, ‘til you were dropped by your affiliates
Took thirteen years to reach the end, what took you so long, idiot? 
This “Master of Darkness” with a tragic design
Won’t be laughing for much longer once his magic is mine
I was worried for a second that I’d come out defeated
But Jack beats Aku again, history repeated

Big Jack Horner Vs. Aku - Saturday Morning Rap Bonus

FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN'!!!!
Fightmarker as Boyfriend
Rosenthal as Kung Fu Man
Beat produced by Tantu
Writers: Trakked, AlchemyKing
Additional help by: NeonTheProtogen, Kamren 
Mixed by Trakked
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:
Kung Fu Man:
This ain’t a fight you’re winning, take a step and you’re in danger
Sounding like a car and children think that it’s a banger?
Controlled by the keyboard, but you’ve never been a player
MUGEN’s riding tracks, I stole your girl; I demon slayed her

Boyfriend:
I’m going old school, no need for arrow keys
Hedgehog hair really wants to fare with me? 
Nah, you’re not a problem to me, brother
Think I sound like a car? BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!
I’ve been a rockstar in every round that I spit
While you’ve flopped hard since 2006
And I’m on charts, you better be on guard
You know I got bars while you’re sounding pretty shit
You wish you could steal my girl, bitch
You can't even talk cuz you lost yours to Suave Dude
While mine's on the sidelines and vibing to my lines and writing
Not fighting, but I think she blocked you (OHHH)
I’m the mainstay character in every mod and story
You’re deleted from the roster first cuz they think that you’re boring
At least I got a family, if you wanna battle me,
Why don’t you go into Notepad and code a personality?

Kung Fu Man:
All that battle rapping with Daddy Dearest ain’t doing nothing
Step in my dojo, I’ll show you discipline, boot your skull in
I've got a move to show you when you go and push my buttons 
No hadokens needed, I'll still be having you looking rough, kid
You're with GF, but why should you bother?
Since the only person that you're wanted by is her father
The Palm is not for novices, go and train for a decade
And maybe if you dropped a diss, you'd be able to get laid
White boy stare with that light blue hair
If I looked in McDonalds, I would find you there
Got some mascot status, but soon you'll be phased out
Ruining your site by turning Newgrounds to Playgrounds
I'm skilled as a fighter, so I sure can be offensive
I fend against my demons while they’re giving you erections
You're a Phantom in my Arcade, step up and you get beat
You'll have less chances of releasing than your next week

Boyfriend:
It looks like Elecbyte forgot about you, bro
When your classic mode is only you fighting two clones
Peace out, bitch, you were slow to defend
So go cry in the corner of your dojo again

Boyfriend vs Kung Fu Man - Rap Cypher #33

littleflecks as Henry VII
Quizzique as Scar
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat by Trunxks
Cover art by JotaSeis

Henry VII (0:13):
So, a godforsaken kitten’s the opponent that I’m rapping, huh?
I dominated England, now I shall expand to Africa
The jagged stone you killed over is nothing to the gold I hoard
Wit sharper than the sword I wield; after all, every Tudor Rose has its thorns!
I set out to accomplish my aims:
Remaining a king and defending my reign
From the pretenders saying that they’ve got a claim
They entered my terrain and I left them all slain
But you?
You had a single task and you blew it
Couldn’t kill Simba in youth and he left you in ruins
You were ruling over lions that were loathing your intrusion
So they led a revolution, finely ripping you a new one (Ugh!)
I backdated the Battle of Bosworth, rewriting history in my own name (Argh!)
I fire from cannons, you're fired from canon when you had your story reshaped (Sighs)
At least you made a handsome throw rug, being tossed aside for your brother
It's truly a circle of life when the hyenas you pained are making you suffer 
(YOU FOOL!)
This country would be nothing without me! I’m raising revenues while you desecrate your province
A tyrannical reign was your intent for usurpation but like any other Disney villain, your hide got the drop quick
I'm monstrous with bonds and recognizances, toppled a king, and fought to bring the prosperous in check 
This bitch should not cross with the might of a god; Hercules already went off with his head

Scar (1:08):
Oh? That was it? I expected a grander display from a noble
Now it’s time for me to fight back… like I was one of your locals 
And looking at you on a global scale,
You're a fourth-rate power, only lowly; frail
When facing foreign foes, you fail to be a threat
The only time you could ever spit sick’s on your deathbed!
You weren't surrounded by many men because you didn't have any friends
And your own son hated you so much that he wanted to erase any trace of them! (Argh!)
A disgrace no less; ruled a country that bathed in debt ‘cause he failed to best the French traitors:
Pests who were famed for desperately dodging conflicts yet you couldn't prevail against them!
A shame that you lived to a ripe old age
When half your kids couldn't make it past their childhood phase
While you’d hide for days in your chamber throwing lives away
I had to fight to keep the little rebel lions at bay
After your son ended up as lifeless prey
You were planning to take his loyal wife to mate
Unlike your budget, we don't have time to waste
Be prepared: another king is going to die today!

Henry VII (1:49)
Like Zazu, you've failed to entertain me with your lyrics, I'm bored now
You trapped that bird in a ribcage, it would be my pleasure to rip yours out!
Whether it's fans or your race, Scar, the only thing you'd know is how to break hearts
Your live-action film is so lifeless, I’d find it in the Elephant Graveyard!
The blood of the Catholics flows through my veins and the churches I hold in my grasp; I'm devout 
While the flow that you're spewing is lacking so much, it's no wonder this despot inflicted a drought
I take pride in my hunts, you hunt your pride, I see hunger in your eyes chasing after prey
You really are a predator by nature, trying to wed a girl half your age!

Scar (2:16)
Ugh… such empty threats from a desolate king who’s oh, so full of himself
That verse left me wanting more than the starving people you're putting in cells
Returned after years of exile yet couldn't hit me with a comeback, you
Don't even have a loving wife who's still alive to run back to! 
A king undisputed, respected, saluted, you can't go a day without facing a hitch
A shiny new era is tiptoeing nearer, your future was torn by a paranoid bitch
Overshadowed by the one you raised under your wing
Your rose wilts as we forget about you more… long live the king!

(Laughs)

Henry Tudor vs Scar. SIR Rap Battles Season 2 (ft. littleflecks & Quizzique)

The power of mean girls flows through you.

bblackroses as Sasha Waybright
garbageGothic as Susie
King Mewtwo as Grime

Written by Quizzique and Alchemyking
Beat Arrangement by SIR Rap Battles
Mixed and Mastered by GlitchDude
Beat prod. by Anywaywell
Art by 3ple
Thumbnail by Kamren

Sasha (0:13)
Well, this is disappointing, another lizard I’m tasked to destroy? That’s
Annoying, but this appointed rebel leader will still enjoy it
Draw it out in chalk, this match will be like your concept, an apparent steal
I’m spearheading revolutions, you revolve around Holiday spirit while riding on a Ferris wheel

Your ’fun gang’s just a glorified school club, while I rallied an army
How do you manage to flub your rhymes AND your classes despite looking like Barney?
I’ve just got a couple notes for what your game could improve and how
‘Cause like War of the Warlocks, it’s another fantasy that I’m tuning out

Susie (0:41)
Hey, Kris, where the FUCK did we just get dropped?
I guess we’ve got something in common, we both just got swamped
Well, I’ll gladly stomp you with my blade if you wanna throw swords
Haven’t seen a pink gem this manipulative since Rose Quartz

It’s fitting you’re a cheerleader, with how you’re raising RED FLAGS
You step on daggers with Grime? I’ll disarm you like his LEFT HAND
You call your friends the Sharps, but your bonds with them all FELL FLAT
The true Calamity is that all THREE of you got BACKSTABBED

Put Anne’s friends in danger, and you handled Wartwood miserably
When talking cliff-hangers, heh, you would take that too literally
Think your parents splitting apart caused you grief? Ha, just watch
I’ll slice through you! But after Anne, you must be used to getting cut off

Sasha & Grime(1:22)
Grime:
Sasha, are you gonna just sit there and let this beast try to devour us?

Sasha:
Grimesy, please, all she eats is garbage, but I’m glad she’s spitting it out again
I flew through space, while you run around beating up puzzle pieces? You’re powerless
Spent so much time inside that closet, maybe you should try coming out of it

Tension’s present with Noelle, but you’re still wrapping/rapping awfully
Honestly, you’re just a softie, couldn’t even hit Lancer properly!
And you’re chatting’ bout Grime? Well, you’re one to talk, aren’t you?
With your two lackluster chapters, did Darcy slice Toby’s arm, too?

Twitter and Berdly simp for you, those blue nerds are nothing, dude
Compared to my heron blade: now that’s three birds crushing you
And cliff-hangers? Like your tail, that insult serves no function
Because I could timeskip, and your game would still be in production

Even with my PhD, I just can’t comprehend your following
Can’t think outside the box, fitting you dressed as one for Halloween
Got signs of being psychopathic with your edgy aggression
But since you’re in my demographic, we can schedule a session


Susie (2:17)
Like your prison food, that verse was grueling; it’s like I’m the one chained in bars
You were hardly electrifying, guess that’s why you’re scared of taking charge
Everyone around you has played a part in attempting to conceal the truth
Your prophecy’s outlined with chalk, but now I’ll be the one to deal the runes

Even Rouxls Kaard has sharper schemes - you lead troops to their doom with your bad plans
Man, forget rooting in the barn, she’s about to go and join Rudinn in the trash can
You had camaraderie with Braddock and Percy, but hammered it away out of impulse
Whether socially or as a sign to stop, like LA traffic you can’t pick up signals

We’re not so different in a way, we’ve both been made to use others
But at the end of the day, everyone shows their True Colors
It’s truly ironic that Waybright’s who this Lightner’s snuffing out
You’ve suffered a crushing defeat, it’s the end of discussion now

Sasha Waybright Vs Susie | QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #6(ft. bblackroses and garbageGothic)

Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay. In this Pride Month special (video pending some time before September? sure?) RNG, leader? of Rap Clash and snobby editor battles the Ultimate Hope? and Lucky Student? Makoto Naegi! Which gay will gay gay gay gay gay

RNG as himself and Byakuya Togami
JustGamer as Makoto Naegi
Beat by Dave James and Dorrian Douglass
Written by RNG and JustGamer
Additional help by Snakebite126 and Powerofdan
Mixed by Fightmarker
Cover art by Fightmarker

RNG:
Gamer, we’re bros, but you’re gonna get me laughing if
My matchup is the blandest bitch on the list of DR protagonists
Wait I demanded this I'm such a moron
Well you may not be Leon but you're still in for a battering
Doesn’t matter if you bring in your friends with more depth
Least Nagito is hope's stepping stone, you’re more the doorstep
Face me in a verbal trial, and you’ll get your ass clapped
But if you insist, it’s time for a Rap Clash! 
Even Fightmarker, mic dropper
Fired no shots as Makoto but still saw slaughter
When his classmates died one by one before his eyes
So kill yourself

Makoto:
That isn't possible there can't be a new victim
In fact the only evidence there is that he even existed
Is bitching about editing, gay memes
And caring way too much about a show made for babies

Byakuya:
tell 'em Naegi!

Makoto:
Stop it with all the rhetoric, you’re not hot shit
Every time you take the mic you walk back into the closet
Then you drop mid, and it becomes your top hit
Those keyframes lead to After Effects being where you’re locked in
I took down the ultimate despair, some kid? I can handle
When the only things you can take down are your shitty battles
So try finding talent in something that isn't such lame shit
Seems you have no anchor point the way all of your lines were baseless

RNG: 
You’re fucked Makoto, you’re outta luck Makoto 
A character arc might fix the fact you suck Makoto
You just being alive nearly killed Kyoko
But maybe with those tears you can learn to flow so
More good lines can be discovered, for once they could be yours
And I’d say I did your mother, but I wouldn’t fuck a corpse
Title’s ultimate plot armor with alter ego there and sparing you
Tell me who’ll step in now to save this careless doofus Mary Sue

Makoto: 
NO THAT'S WRONG, don't try to downplay my accomplishments
Just cause this incompetent football player’s weak shots all missed
Speaking of miss, how about all of those deadlines?
Cause your ability to reason your way out of things bests mine 
And yet no steam on your battles, so much for the train nerd
Switch names with Gamer cause your humor’s JustGaySlurs
Or crawl back to bigger creators begging for roles
Cause you can't cover up a loss this big in editing bro

RNG: 
Your moral high ground's nonexistent, you can't use it to win when
You’re the posterboy for a series filled with pedo shit and incest
Take your hope sap protag shit and just get the fuck out
Cause dumbass bitch Makoto is finally out of luck now

Makoto: 
One truth bullet could destroy what you think is our dumb lore
Fits you play Ryoma, cause you always come up short
There you go, no more roles, cause you’re finally getting muted
Killed the track, I’m the blackened, but it’s not me who’s executed

RNG vs Makoto Naegi - FRB vs Anything!

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