Ya know i first thought yuri won, then I listened 40 more times and kotonoha definitely won.

Y'all can say what you want, I'm going with Yuri. It matches my manic energy. /srs

half of y'all only voted yuri bc she's from ddlc/you know her 😭😭

💀☠️yuri the brooding one must win i mean like i love knifes my girly yuri dont give another pen and knife lover up💀☠️

everybody is saying kotonoha had an advantage in time but she didnt 😭 they had about the same amount of time to rap..

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Epic Rap Battles Of Akademi! Full video audio included

『Yandere Simulator』Epic Rap Battles of Akademi! Osana vs Ayano

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM2xD9jxktA

『Yandere Simulator』Epic Rap Battles Of Akademi - YanChan Vs YanKun

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『Yandere Simulator』Epic Rap Battles Of YANDERE - Yuno Vs Ayano

Does my pen only write bitter words for those who are dear to me?
From Doki Doki Literature Club-
Its free: http://ddlc.moe

Doki Doki Literature Club! OST

Your Reality (Doki Doki Literature Club OST)

Sayori's Reality

this time its an anime special

bearandrocky1 as Natsuki
CookieSaurus as Nico Yazawa
Beat produced by Kustom
Written by Skeep

Nico:
Nico Attacks! She’s a schooling idol! Best one of all time! She’s unbridled!
A recycled archetype’s gone viral? I won’t let your likes come and steal my title!
The feisty first-year’s frightened! She’s faceless and turning white!
Little prideful? I’ve earned the right! Let’s see if the pasty pastry chef’s got the bite! 
You can’t Start to Dash and jumpscare me! I won’t let that dream come true!
Cause you’ll be gone in a neck snap like BiBi-di bobbidi boo!
How can you learn to love the new boy if you can’t learn to Love Life?
The pun-ishment for cute crimes is that Nat-suki must dai! (hahaha)

Natsuki:
Oh co-Mon, ika! Now that pun doesn’t even make sense!
It’s a stretch -looking under the vending machine for more cents!
Now to beat this little brat’s nothing to dealing with Yuri’s crap
So forget what’s in my file! I’ll wipe your smug face off the UV map!
I’ll Be Your Beach on the beat so that you get to know me!
Can’t hear your Heart’s Melody over mine going Doki Doki!
I’m fly! Nico can try me, but that’s all she can manage
Cause hoping your dreams came true was nothing but a loli gagging!

Nico:
You’re baked! A-RISE and awake! I’ll spit cold, make Snow halate!
Compensating the size of your chest as a batch of a-cup, cakes!
Just go run back to your papa if you think you’re beating me
I’ll have won the fans’ hearts when I go Nico Nico Nii!

Natsuki:
That’s supposed to be cute? Vomit inducing, what’s the buzz?!
I expected a good comeback. I  w a s  w a i t i n g,  I  r e a l l y  w a s...
Let’s take your overdone trope and show how shallow we’ve become
I ’ v e  b e a t e n  t h e  s h i t  o u t  o f  y o u  a n d  I ’ m  g o i n g  t o  t e l l  e v e r y o n e

Natsuki vs Nico Yazawa - Rap Battle #?

Sorry about Sayori vs Seiko, it was deleted by Monika, so I'll have to remake it all over again.

Avav as Yuri
Jxnny as Kotonoha Katsura

Yuri:
My poetry’s effulgent; freehand damagrafik magic
Ghost Under The Light’s possessive of your demographic’s addicts
Bookmarks, not bruises, I’m reserved, quiet, reclusive!
Though, I can’t hold back now… I’m bout to be abusive!
But aren’t you used to it? Little miss submissive cuck slut?
Take your problems by the head and take the top off! T h a t ’ s  f u c k e d  u p !
As for my verse, its Wheel turns, like those seven holy stakes
But you’re too hung up on yourself: Cross Days!
Kotonoha:
Now miss, I don’t mean to bust your back like how your bod is
But I’m the goddess you should worship, and that’s being modest
Lusting over Bavarois boytoys, giving your own peers hate
And like your namesake, you couldn’t even play it straight
Planting a Garden of Words of which I’ll nurture to beat ya
A joke lost in translation. Kotonoha no Niwa
I’m not half the monster you are, but you’ve really pushed my buttons
So unlike Sayori, keep them shut and just stick to the cuttin’!
Yuri:
(note she makes weird noises throughout this verse, breathing, moaning, sharp inhaling)
Going eye to Eye? This girl I’ll Mark-ov. I’ll show her.
Cut her? B U T  I  B A R E L Y  K O T O N O H A
...sorry, did I yell? THEN I’VE GOTTA MAKE A LOUDER SOUND
HER THIRD EYE STARES DAGGERS A S  M Y  H E A R T  P O U N D S
*stabs herself*
Kotonoha:
The dirty work was your deed; win’s like Makoto: in the bag
But you have the cutting edge..! -In being an obsessive hag
I’ve got it on tape; no self-insert penned in your vestibule
At least my School Days didn’t end before the festival.
Written by el Skepe and Legion with additional help from Zim (a bit)

Yuri vs Kotonoha Katsura - Rap Battle #?

Your reality Acapella

The final of the Doki Doki trilogy arc of Rap Battles: Rebooted. 
Retconned most of the story points that I planned, but oh well. 
Originally slated for a Season 2 release, but might as well just upload it now, since I have no real use for delaying its release other than having a DDLC battle every single wave.

Upbeat, lively and adorable vice president of the Literature Club and childhood friend, Sayori from the visual novel Doki Doki Literature Club hangs out with her pal, Seiko Shinohara, a frisky, cheeky and lively student from the RPG Maker game, Corpse Party.
They have a playful bout with some slam poetry and nothing bad happens.
very well made game 

Avav as Seiko Shinohara
CookieSaurus as Sayori

Beat produced by FIFTY VINC
Written by Skeep with additional help from Legion and Zim 

Seiko:
I’m not waiting at the green light, this isn’t your start
Better take a seat and keep dat ass parked!
I hit hard like depression but there’s still hopes on the way!
So hold your chest up high; I’ll still grab it anyway
My raps won’t be getting dry, cuz on this track I’m buttering!
Ain’t no game’s fault when your recital’s nothing but stuttering!
It’s the school of hard knocks! Better shut the damned door!
I’ll make an ass of you! Creamed! Happy Thots all on the floor!

Sayori:
A poem never ends, but I’ll put that one on ice
Cuz despite being nice, you’ll find being Lit is my vice!
Wanna see a pervy girl bent over and kneeling?
I fail to see your love for Naomi as no hard feelings!
Facing me is suicide! Foreshadowing is Darkened!
Tell Monika I went home lyrically sick, so pardon!
Hey, I love your lyrics but I still gotta flame ya!
I’ll assist a youth in asia with her own euthanasia!

Seiko:
Ooh, you’re bitter, sweetie! Left me with a sour taste!
More jealous than Natsuki! You could at least save face!
If hell’s what you’re after, then this school is pretty well damning!
Tell ‘em Nao-! ...hey, what are you? Don’t leave me-! …*gasps* ...

Sayori:
What’s the point of rapping? It doesn’t make you happy...
Your words choked... couldn’t make it or your neck snappy…
Ah, *chokes*. I should’ve wrapped my head around what I’ve said
I think… it’s for the best… that… you… g e t  o u t  o f  m y… ...h e a d…

Sayori vs Seiko Shinohara - Rap Battle #? END.

Beat: Deathlight 
Written by: Avav, Kamren, Geon, Seth, Dustin and Bork
Mixed by: Dustin 

Yuri: GarbageGothic
Himiko Toga: Avav
Deku (Cameo): Julian
Announcer: Geon

Toga :
Let's cut to the chase, with blood dripping from your wrist
I'll get my fill and move on once I've drained this masochist 
You can daydream what you want, keep wasting time on your stories
When I’m through with you, that back pain will be the least of your worries
Squeeze yourself in one more cup, before you start spilling the tea
When in the League you learn a thing or two about killing the beat
In your nuthouse of a quartet, you’re the member most disliked
I’d take more out, but there is nothing left of this dyke.

Yuri :
Today I cut my skin open for the first time, it was exhilarating.
I think I understand how *glitch* feels now. 
I’m supposed to be the responsible one though. 
So I don’t think I’ll be doing it again unless I decide to kill myself. 
Saying I'm a dyke? That's laughable! Time to leave my marks on 
A side chick who won't return in the next chapter of Markov
But a Dicku won’t be present if you’re filled with all this lust 
Or is this the next attempt from you begging to join a club
You’ll be cut on the edges if you are starting this game 
Trying to make your own name by crossdressing as Bane?
Seriously, how am I supposed to take this psycho as a threat
When you confuse your own target for a sudden love interest?

Toga :
Pretty good job, if you try to make me yawn-dere
Smeared those verses with the pen that you use to pop cherries? 
You can’t get over a no and leave all your notes like “notice me”
It’s an insult to my quirk to be opposing this poetry
Sad that the only thing you've inspired inside your fandom's eyes
Is to have dirty, perverted artists increasing your breast size
I’ll have you choking out for MC when my blade pierces your lungs
So come on try and spit some more, I'm used to cutting tongues 

Yuri :
Let’s cut this verse into pieces, I’ll let you lick it off my knife.
You’re not gaining any friends in whatever form you arrive
Unstable and uncanny, why don’t you just stick to portraying Cammie 
Cause with your powers that suck, it's kinda hard to make you scary
It’s time for you to step back, claiming friends with extortion 
You forced ship with some poor kid. Now there’s some missed-fortune
I’ll save you a cupcake, eat it at your pity party later
Cuz your fate of being roasted will never leave pen and paper

Himiko Toga vs Yuri - Rap Battle

Kingdom Hearts 3 releases worldwide on the 29th of January.

Beat by Kustom
Written and mixed by Skeep

bearandrocky1 as """Natsuki"""
CookieSaurus as Nico Yazawa

Natsuki:
Today, I’m first to the clubbin’, I’m roided and ready to go
To twice beat over this two-faced two-timing (gets stabbed) oh.

ProjectAlpha22 as Riku

Riku:
Let’s make this Simple and Clean; Drop your Dreams, you can’t go the Distance
Vexen replicas -you idols are the same to me, no difference
Giving up already? Not the first time. Ain’t at all appalled
Your fame, your fans, your love, your life, you’re GONNA LOSE IT ALL!
Hit the Jackpot, UR cards in my favor, Lucky Lucky
It sounds to me you’d just love to share a Paopu fruit with Maki
So while you’re lusted over by lowlife lolicons and sweaty nerds
I’ve got the Keyblade to unlock the hearts of all the gamer girls

Nico Yazawa:
How lame; what a shame; stole my opponent -jeez you’re Heartless!
Long awaited to make her again a carcass, but then this Nobody came and wants to get started
Left Marked by Nico’s Mastery! No training camp for testing through
Emo, you’d fight darkness best with no sketchy guy molesting you!
Spit PSYCHIC FIRAGA on the mic when I perform this song! 
While at the Sakkaku CROSSROADS, you get lost on your Way to Dawn
Doin’ Maleficent’s dirty work, followin’ Sora, awkward
encounters, kidnapping girls, you’re just a jealous creepy stalker!

Riku:
You try to mock me with hypocrisy? Give you more a knock than what I did to Roxas 
I got this; riposte your cacophony with my Soul Eater’s posture
Grab your secret diary; jot this loss, call it the Book of Prophecies
This Keyblade Master’s got it on lock, your mobile game verse Union χ, it’s over, Ni!

Nico Yazawa:
Yo, your little thing with Sora’s adorable, comparing Keyblades
But you’re second rate, second place; Nico’s always an S grade
Nico’s fans’ hearts are Nico’s alone, her smile’s the key!
Give into the darkness, Riku. Nico Nico Nii!

Nico Yazawa vs """Natsuki""" "2" - Rap Battle

Zombie girl versus a magical girl

Skeep☆Tieel as Kiyoharu Suirenji
Luce as Lily Hoshikawa
Tae Yamada as herself (cameo)

Beat produced by NIME FIVE

Written by Skeep☆Tieel

Kiyoharu Suirenji:
Let’s go, Go, Shrimpy, if you’re branching out to start beef!
I’ll get all up in your face ‘til I’m rapping over your heart beat!
Rock you! Stomp you down until you’re number six feet under!
Lucky your cute looks and tendency to die came from your mother!
You had a life of lies: your sin, faux idol dancing on a string 
Just don’t get, your panties twisted and lose it like Nijimin!
Your death was laughed up, this brat can’t start acting up now!
It’s either grow up, or have fun in undead neverland, Masao.

Lily Hoshikawa:
That’s no good, Kiyorin! My name is Lily when I’m singing this!
Loved your life span? Then you shouldn’t have put a ring on it!
You got out-magic girled by a panty thief predator,
And what junk you have don’t matter, cause you’re still a trash character!
Dragged through the Gatalympics, yet you’re the Magic Stick in the mud!
So let’s make this show cute, Kiyo, and I won’t be spilling blood!
Ask Tae-chan! Your lines bite, but at mine, there’s no sneezin’!
I’ll sign onto your show if it ever gets a second season!

Kiyoharu Suirenji:
That’s as forced your song’s syllables, I do dare to laugh at you, bitch!
I won’t wait to fuck your life up - one piece of face hair beat me to it! (Owch!)
My misfortune’s not for you to decide!
Droppin’ bombs at yet another idol’s funeral televised! 
Your zombie scars don’t phase me any more than Kosame’s slit wrists
Shut that trap or speak up! It’s like you’re slurring all your disses!
You’re a puppy like Romero; Franchouchou’s just Dog’s Play!
A wanna-be Anazawa and you’ll meet the same fate!
Oh, you’ll see those stars above your head right after this fight 
Cause I’m the Admin who returned you to your burial Site!

Lily Hoshikawa:
Dang shame! That face of yours is way too cute to be saying those things!
Dig yourself a hole right through until your tummy’s Kakyoin’d!
People give you crap, get over it! C’est la vie! 
And not be fodder for a bunch of emo AMVs!
I’m the Legendary Child Actor Prodigy, you’re nothing!
Didn’t your Pappy ever tell you that being Meguca is suffering?
Even I wouldn’t sit through your edgy TV drama shlock!
Don’t deadname a dead girl! You can suck on this- (Tae Yamada chicken noises)
Finished this meet-and-beat, I made you cry, bleed stuff!
Don’t bother checking your wrist, miss. Your time with me’s up.

Lily Hoshikawa vs Kiyoharu Suirenji - Rap☆Battle

Beat: Dream Land by Surce
Written by: Avav, JayJitsu, Freshy Kanal and Kamren
Mixed by: Freshy Kanal
Flow Test: Avav

Sayori: Avav
Ochaco Uraraka: M0MORI

Uraraka: 
I was chosen with the all stars, I’m rising to fame.
Meanwhile you’re sitting in a dating sim, stuck in a game.
I think you know you’ve met your match; I’ve got the heroes on my side,
The only people standing in your corner have already died!
You’re just a childhood friend, wishing the days would never end,
And yet behind the smile we all know you’re playing pretend!
Oh come on don’t choke, it’s just a noose around your throat.
So get rid of the rope, you no longer need it to float.

Sayori:
Your quirk's supposed to make you weightless right? So lose a few pounds!
I know you vomit on the daily but you're lookin' pretty round!
I find it really cute the way you want to be a hero,
Sucks that your IQ is lower than “Gravity Zero”.
I know that Deku kinda likes you, he may love you a lot!
Too bad he’s gonna end up seeing you’re a happy little thot.
Aww, you’re blushing so hard! That’s why they call you “Pink Cheeks” 
A shame the only weeaboos that like you tend to be freaks. 

Uraraka:
Oh, my fans are all freaks? At least they’re not all depressed?
Your rhymes have got no nuance, while mine are full of finesse
And when you load up your game, your death is already foreseen,
My show is getting new seasons, you’re stuck in 2017.

Sayori:
With my pen I write insane bars, that's how the story goes
Only time you spit straight flows is when you vomit rainbows 
So call your friends for help, even your boyfriend can't save you (Uraraka: HEY! WAIT!)
He couldn't stop a sludge guy? *sarcastic* Yeah, 'cuz that's what 'heroes' do. 

Uraraka:
Take your scalp off, put your dreams inside, just like a cookie jar. (Sayori: Get out of my head!)
But think; just walking home with MC only gets you so far (Sayori: Get out of my head!)
Oh, did that really hurt? Was that too hard for you to chew? (Sayori: Get out of my head!)
I think I’d better rap this up; your lips are getting blue! (Sayori: GET OUT OF MY HEAD!)

Sayori:
Your personality is  lacking, seems you’re nothing but a bore
“I’m nice, I’m cute, I’m perfect!” Yawn, you make me want to snore *Ochako voice*
You’re such a loser, just a baby, you’re gonna die alone,
All that’s left for you to do is go and “hang up” the phone.

Ochaco Uraraka vs Sayori - Rap Battle

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Yuri vs Kotonoha Katsura - Rap Battle #?

Rap Battles: Rebooted

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