A haunting rock ballad about falling for the wrong kind of angel. A gothic love story wrapped in soaring guitar solos powerful vocals and a fate sealed with stone cold hands. Inspired by the legend of the Weeping Angels this track tells the tale of a love so mesmerizing it takes your breath away literally.

If you have ever been warned do not blink but fell anyway this one is for you.

Stone Cold Love

Lost in the depths, reborn in the grime—Ratman rises from the underground with nothing but instincts, steel-like teeth, and a will to survive. No capes, no gadgets, just raw power and the scent of danger in the air.

🎵 A dark and gritty anthem for the unseen hero of the city.

💥 Lyrics highlight:
🕳️ A plunge into darkness, a shocking surprise.
🔓 Teeth like steel, breaking through the night.
🐀 A phantom in the tunnels, unseen but ever-watchful.

🔊 Turn it up & let the legend of Ratman spread through the streets! 🔊

🚀 Drop a like, share, and comment if you’re ready to embrace the underground! #Ratman #SewerHero #DarkAnthem #RodentRevolution

Ratman

🔬 Shank’s Knowledge Corner – The Ultimate Biology Anthem! 🔬

Step into a world of discovery, where life’s greatest mysteries unfold—cells dividing, DNA unraveling, and ecosystems thriving in perfect harmony. Science isn’t just in textbooks; it’s everywhere, from the deepest oceans to the farthest stars.

🎵 An electrifying, knowledge-packed anthem for curious minds and future scientists.

🌱 Lyrics highlight:
🧬 DNA spirals, the blueprint of life.
💓 Hearts that beat, lungs that breathe.
🌎 From the tiniest cell to the mightiest tree, biology connects us all.

🔊 Crank it up & let the science sink in! 🔊

🚀 Drop a like, share, and comment if you're ready to explore the wonders of life! #ShanksKnowledgeCorner #BiologyBeats #ScienceAnthem #StayCurious

Shank's Knowledge Corner

🔥 Get ready for some magic on the mic! 'Mary Poppins Be Poppin' is a high-energy hip-hop track blending slick rhymes, banging beats, and a touch of whimsical swagger. This track flips the script on a classic, bringing fresh flows and a vibe that hits hard. Stream now and let the beat take you sky-high! 🚀🎤✨ #HipHop #NewMusic #SoundCloudExclusive

Mary Poppins Be Poppin’

“Gooey Nipple” is a seductive funk anthem dripping with buttery grooves, slick basslines, and smooth vocals. Blending retro soul with modern R&B energy, this track delivers a slow-burn vibe that oozes sensuality and playful swagger. Perfect for fans of funk, neo-soul, and experimental pop. Press play, turn it up, and let the drip take over.

Keywords:
funk music, neo-soul, sensual groove, butter song, retro funk, R&B, smooth vocals, experimental funk, seductive funk track, slow jam

Gooey Nipple

“This Trip Sucks” is a tongue-in-cheek pop banger that flips the tropical vacation fantasy on its head. With catchy hooks, punchy lyrics, and a beat that grooves harder than a cruise ship in a storm, this track brings humor and chaos to the dance floor. No beach, no cocktails—just hard hats, drills, and a dude named Ricardo. For fans of offbeat pop, ironic anthems, and vibes that hit like a canceled trip.

Keywords:
pop music, quirky pop, vacation song, satirical pop, funny lyrics, ironic pop anthem, tropical gone wrong, catchy pop track, alt-pop, humorous summer song

Worst Trip Ever

Get ready to dance your crumbs off with this high-energy polka tribute to the wildest breakfast item on the planet—the everything bagel. Featuring a fast-paced melody, absurd toppings, and a deliciously unhinged sense of humor, “I Am an Everything Bagel” is your new favorite food-themed anthem. Perfect for fans of Weird Al, novelty tunes, and anyone who’s ever looked at a bagel and thought, “What if it had… everything?”

Tags:
polka, comedy music, weird al style, food song, novelty, everything bagel, breakfast music, funny polka, original music, bagel song, absurd humor, indie comedy

Everything Bagel

Robert Battinson is a high-energy alt-rock/ska fusion track that tells the tale of a vampire-turned-vigilante. With punchy guitar riffs, offbeat rhythms, and a chorus that bites back, this tongue-in-cheek anthem mashes up horror, heroism, and teen angst into one unforgettable ride. Think warped comic book meets basement ska band—with a little blood in the brass section. Perfect for fans of The Aquabats, early Reel Big Fish, and supernatural origin stories that don’t take themselves too seriously.

#alternativerock #skamusic #comedyrock #vampireska #originalsong #robertbattinson #batson #weirdmusic #musicparody #soundcloudmusic

Robert Battinson

Bee Movie: The Musical is a chaotic Broadway-pop comedy track that reimagines the cult film as a full-length sing-along fever dream. From Barry B. Benson’s existential crisis to courtroom showdowns, pollen-based activism, and an oddly tender interspecies romance, this track brings it all—plus that legendary line: “Do you like jazz?” It’s part musical parody, part legal drama, part aviation miracle. Perfect for fans of meme culture, comedy musicals, and unhinged cinematic tributes that go way too hard.

Keywords:
Bee Movie musical, Barry B. Bee song, Bee Movie parody, comedy musical, animated film songs, interspecies love song, courtroom comedy track, do you like jazz remix, weird soundtrack, musical meme

Hashtags:
#BeeMovie #BarryBee #DoYouLikeJazz #MusicalParody #ComedyMusic #OriginalSong #BroadwayPop #WeirdMusic #NotAlaskaGames #InterspeciesRomance

The Bee Movie: The Musical

Blast into the future with “I AM PHIL COLLINS”—a high-energy synthpop anthem packed with electronic beats, retro wave textures, and a powerhouse vocal delivery inspired by Phil Collins himself. This track fuses classic 80s pop hooks with bold, experimental synth layers and a touch of sci-fi swagger. Perfect for fans of big drums, soaring melodies, and electrifying synth-driven soundscapes. Hit play and get lost in a world where classic pop meets the cutting edge of electronic music.

#PhilCollins #Synthpop #Electronic #Retrowave #80sInspired

I am Phil Collins

Real Music by Real People is a genre-hopping artist project built on chaos, honesty, and creativity without a filter. From alt-rock/ska vampire anthems (Robert Battinson) to cinematic vigilante ballads (Standing with Luigi) and gritty punk-noir sewer legends (Ratman), each track is a self-contained universe—unapologetically weird and wildly original.

Whether it’s a slow-burn origin story or a high-energy satire, the sound shifts with the story:
🎸 Alt-rock riffs when the stakes are high
🎷 Ska brass when the world goes sideways
🎻 Cinematic builds for the unsung heroes
🎤 Punk growls when it’s time to bite back

This is music without rules—made for listeners who crave bold storytelling, unpredictable genres, and songs that don’t just play, they perform.

#originalmusic #indieartist #genreblend #altrock #skamusic #cinematicmusic #punkrock #storytellingmusic #weirdmusic #undergroundmusic #realmusic #musicwithapoint #emergingartist #songwriterlife #musicianlife

Robert Battinson

Real Music by Real People

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