Woke up with a headache and my soul gone flat
Doctor
Can you help me? "I've got a pill for that"
He said
"Open wide" and tossed me one
I swallowed it down and I said
"That was fun"
Next morning
Woke up feeling like I was shot
Went to the doctor and I told him what I got
He said
"What happened?" and I told him what I took
And he handed me a pill and I swallowed it down
And he handed me another and I swallowed it down
And he handed me another and I swallowed it down
And I took a deep breath and my soul came back
And he said
"Son
I've got a pill for that"


When the pain is so strong
You're beggin' for release
The pain in your heart and the pain in your knees
The pain in your back and the pain in your brain
The pain in your side and the pain in your name
The pain in your smile and the pain in your laugh
Son
I've got a pill for that


He said
"Once upon a time
It was opium and morphine
Sears and Roebuck catalog
Buy yourself a dose of cocaine
Then along came Bayer and their brand new aspirin
And from that day on
The whole world's been askin'
For their latest magic bullet to shoot into their veins
To help them deal with their headaches and their hangovers and their aches
We got uppers
Downers
Screamers
Laughers
Heroin
Fentanyl
Methamphetamine
Fifty different strains of THC
Just swallow it down
Just swallow it down
Just swallow it down
But we have to change your brain chemistry for that
So we've got a pill for that"


When the pain is so strong
You're beggin' for release
The pain in your heart and the pain in your knees
The pain in your back and the pain in your brain
The pain in your side and the pain in your name
The pain in your smile and the pain in your laugh
Son
I've got a pill for that


The old man said
"When you get old
Everything hurts
Every single day
It just keeps gettin' worse
And every day
I say a prayer to God above
Heaven is a place where there's no pain
And every day
I get down on my knees
And I say
'God
Please'
If heaven is a place where there's no pain
Then it must be like takin' oxy every day
Or else there's just no way you could cope with the fact
That it's the only thing on earth that takes the pain away
And when you get old
You'll understand that
But for now
Son
I've got a pill for that"

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