Name: 418: The Alienest Fiverr Timezone by Regular Features
Duration: 1 h 13 min 31 s
Description: Hey, it's me, the Regular Features Podcast. Let me open up way wide for you. Excuse me. Wow, what have we got here?! Gav has rented a Morgan Freeman voice. Joe has got the Alienest alien show of London. And Steve refuses to put his clock back, like a real time criminal. Hope you like our voices because that's all this is, baby.

We look back at the 1500s as a dark and superstitious time where witch trials spread like wildfire across Europe. But what if, hidden in the historical record, is real evidence of a werewolf that terrorised a small town in Germany? This week, Kit and Rory investigate the Werewolf of Bedburg.

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#149 The Cannibal Werewolf of Bedburg Germany

[apologies for one CRACKLY mic, your headphones are FINE]

Hey, it's another piping hot rod of Regular Features. You could set your watch to these recent few episodes, but it would be a very bad watch and you'd frequently show up to appointments days late, banging on the windows and demanding to be allowed inside for your mani-pedi or whatever it is that readers do these days. 

In this one: Log gingerly fingers his way through his drafts folder. Steve fingerly gingers his way through Rishi Sunak's new budget. And Joe smingerly dingers his twinger until it makes a real mess all over Jeremy Clarkson... in a Werner Herzog voice!

Love ya x

insert as far as it go

403: Werner Herzog's Coin Drafts

Welcome back to the Regular Features lab where we build clones of the boys for each consecutive week of podcasting. Please WATCH YOUR STEP we spilled some of the juice that makes Log and it will try and slide up your trousers. Anyway, this week our latest batch of semi-conscious homunculi farted out some podcast or other. The Joe one talked about sucking on a PlayStation controller, the Steve thing wrote some popular new fiction about wangs, and the mess we call Gav says a dead man did some singing and then proved it. We've since incinerated them all.

THANKS KEVIN MACLEOD:

Night In Venice by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5763-night-in-venice
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3906-in-your-arms
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Sidewalk Shade by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4354-sidewalk-shade
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Friday Morning by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3778-friday-morning
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Sancho Panza gets a Latte by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4317-sancho-panza-gets-a-latte
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

hahaha now pay us

404: Morricone's Boner Music

This week we investigate Ballyboley Forest and the terrifying mysteries that reside inside It's dark pathways. Is it truly paranormal? How have Kit and Rory never heard of it before? Find out on this weeks episode!

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#176 The Hooded Figures of Ballyboley Forest

Humans have been fascinated by animal shapeshifting for thousands of years, but did you know there is a small and secretive online community who are training to shapeshift right now? Kit and Rory attempt to shapeshift into a monkey live on the podcast.

Story comes courtesy of Ryan Broderick's Garbage Day newsletter.

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#177 Learning How to Shapeshift Into a Monkey

Grab the heaviest spoon in the kitchen and tuck into this week's big bowlful of ice cold Regular Features, fortified with so much vitamin BEE it will make your freakin' head spin off into a bin and the bin man come and he take it away. Wow!

In this episode, Gav challenges you to name the cereal in his mouth, Steve has been forging documents, and a-Log-forever-on-the-backfoot scrambles to implement yet more last-minute government-mandated pandemic accommodations to his confused pub.

PODCAST NOTES: The following illegal Nottingham pubs are not adhering to Public Health England's COVID-19 social distancing measures and should be reported to the police:

The Crown and Two More Crowns — 35 Marrow Lane
Juicy Susan's Inoteca — Unit H, Sneinton Business Park 
Crazy Brian's Electric Pub — 9b Forthwith Ave
The King Walliams — Corner of 55th and Madison
Brewdog Nottingham — 20-22 Broad St

now ive seen everythin

413: Honey I Nut The Cheerios

Steve ranks a box of eggs. Joe got a big damn stink following him around. Gav has become infatuated with the rain. You can't say fairer than that, can you? If you can, if you're able to say fairer than that, please write to us and let us know how you did it, because we're stumped.

it was all a dream

414: Rainy Stink Eggs

In this episode of the Regular Features podcast, Joe investigates Akon's ambitious city building side gig, Steve waxes poetic about Trump's havin' honked up a hot guff of rona, and Gav uncovers the hidden meaning behind the song titles of some of your most revered rap megastars. I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't seen it with my own two eyes.

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415: Akon City Trump Rap

Hey, it's me, the Regular Features Podcast. Let me open up way wide for you. Excuse me. Wow, what have we got here?! Gav has rented a Morgan Freeman voice. Joe has got the Alienest alien show of London. And Steve refuses to put his clock back, like a real time criminal. Hope you like our voices because that's all this is, baby.

cutest frog here

418: The Alienest Fiverr Timezone

Do you ever get that thing where you're just about to fall asleep and you suddenly feel yourself falling and you jerk yourself awake again? That's us, giving you a little goodnight kiss. Sorry, we just can't help ourselves!

In this episode, Log dreams up an entire Steve feature. Steve is sick and tired of Specsavers sending him letters about his untested eyeballs. And Gav is a reassuring presence keeping everything from falling to pieces.

penny for your shorts

419: Should've Gone To Dream Pterodactyl

Joe screams and howls until flying kicks are reinstated in society. Steve brings you a hands-on preview of the new PlayStation. And Log embarks on an journey right up Joe's, well, umm, how else can we put this, penois. 

Well, let's not waste any more time. The quicker we start the quicker we're done and we can all get back into bed.

try not to cum

421: Urethra With Us Or Against Us

Steve, Log, Joe, Matt and Gav present the podcast that's the same every week

418: The Alienest Fiverr Timezone

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